I need therapy

[Jessie C]

I'M LMAO!!! TO FUNNY!!

 

[Baldrick]

This experience is going to haunt you for a long time. After all the unleashing was done on you, you still have to tip on your way out. I am really sorry you have to go through this. Stay away from MP for a while and get your mind off it by watching some world cup action.

I hope you will have a fast recovery.

 

[alexapretty]

Rusty the search is over..................this guy just found the perfect MPA for you. You want wildflowers, buddy.............you got wildflowers. And then some. Call me twisted but I'd pay good money to see Vanessa pinch a hot, steamin' loaf all over your prone body.

Craven.

 

[ibeaver]

Shouldve pissed on her before you left...

"see how do YOU like it???"

 

[His wifey 4 life]

In between LAUGHING so hard it hurts... And GAGING from the mental picture... Honestly... I feel so bad for you. hehehehehe... I hope your future experiances are better... gag...

I just have to ask... Why the hell did you stay after she pissed on your leg? ROTFLMFAO!

And I guess this gives new meaning to mouthful... gag...

 

[Mr McGoo]

Caught between laughing and crying. I have a mental picture that will give me nightmares and I didn't have a close up view!!
If it were me, I'd go to IT, HFH, or any of the other reputable places, find a nice girl and be pampered.

 

[h2opolochik1]

Did anyone hear the one about the fruitopia machine ?

 

[bob oso]

Holy shit would be appropriate hear the whole visual thing is mind blowing but I know for a fact they don't change sheets and towels all the time at one MP the towel was wet in just one spot.. grossed me out thus why I like private. Regardless can you imagine if she's pissin on whoever, whenever that spa must have piss in the foam of the table and shit stains on the floor!!! Come on that's criminal You f..ing with people's health now!!

 

[^*^Death^*^]

hmmm...Did you ever scrimp abit on the tip you left jamie last time you were there??? maybe she wasn't with another customer but was behind that 2 way mirror watching the payback!!!!
Just kidding pal-thats pretty sick...
cheers
rolo

 

[Donald F]

So where exactly is Vanessa nowadays anyway. i want to play a birthday prank on a friend and send him to see her.

 

[wilson]

Wow, thats just gross. The whole experience must have been a nightmare. As if the pissing wasn't bad, the mpa tries to shit on you as well!!

 

[who am i?]

First of all , damaging her car is not the answer.... If you get caught, shee still have your 80 bucks and you stand the chance of going to jail. Two wrongs do not make a right.

As for the "vanessa" incident. She should be fired for that, there is no place in the industry for people like her..

She will get what is comming to her one day, be assured.

No one should have to go thru that!!!

 

[Kay Kay]

Man, just as I leave my therapist for my last lifetime appointment.....I see this thread again and book an appointment for tomorrow morning.

 

[Captain Awesome]

I'm not quite sure how to react to that or how I would react if it were me. Damn, that's just plain gross. That's gotta be the alltime worst MP experience I've ever heard of. She didn't deserve the tip at all. Complain...

 

[Phoebe]

Once again this horrid tale had been told to amuse / terrify another generation of hobbyists.

 

[CUPiiD97]

Is Bedumdedum back in the hobby or is he still scarred from this experience?

 

[Dr. Evil]

Ref had a little story about Vanessa in his "Fear Factor" post... I guess he wasn't kidding.

I guess you can tell that I've been lurking for a while.

 

[Baran]

Bedum and I used to work together. He got me into the hobby. (That bastard! hehe) Well, the experience scared him enough to get out of the hobby and marry his girlfriend. Last I heard he moved out west somewhere.

 

[Pompal 09.]

Bedum,

That is one f***** up story man. I'm sure it did turn you off MP's for a while, it may have turned me off....DAMN!

But I do have to agree with what a few others have posted. The second that she mistook you for a urinal cake, you gotta bolt!

 

[awm_2266]

Vanessa is a fraternity initiation dude...

I'm talkin to the boys at school 'bout this one!!!