I need therapy

[Bass]

Hey Bedum...........can you tell me what her schedule looks like this week? Does she work weekends? You can't believe the number of times I've requested such services at HFH..........and they look at me like I'm crazy or something.
I mean........what does a guy have to do to get a stool specimen dropped on his chest?

Craven.

 

[Pompal 09.]

This Might Be The Funniest Tread In massageplanet.net History!

 

[Kenzie 229]

Boy has Rusty taken over Craven's email....
enjoy your weekend y'all and remeber no dootie on other chests unless they say please...
cheers
rolo

 

[Flicka]

Hey Bedum,

You need to be more assertive. If you didn't ask to be treated like toilet paper you do not respond with a tip and apology.

Note to self: beware if the asshole starts to pucker and wink.

Good luck with the rehab.

 

[King]

I'm ready to throw up!

Has anyone from Back Fitness responded to this? If not, please do do.

Good thing Vanessa did not have diarrhea.

 

[Rebekah05]

Please tell me this woman isn't working anymore (hopefully committed).

I guess its always good to verify what you're getting.
"BS?"
"Body Slide right?"

 

[kdoulos]

I think she's working with these girls now! http://scatbabes.com/japscat/scat_kiss/page2.html

 

[MichealUllman]

Sorry to hear your experiences. Most people think that I am demented to be washing all the MPA's feet, before our foot fetish session. However, your experience is obscene. That woman could get into serious trouble. There are some real freaks out there that could have caused her grief. Anyway, where is this MP located and who runs the establishment.

I recommend going to Studio B, and getting some real soothing therapy. The women there are fair, and will not even stoop so low and demand a tip. In plain and simple language you were ripped off body, and soul.

My sympathies!!!

 

[The Brazilian Mamba]

have to agree with u on that one...its farking gross..this was being discussed in the "waiting room" here on massageplanet.net as well

http://www.massageplanet.net.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=852215#post852215

and there also is a possible explanation by nikki as to why this sort of crazy behaviour...

 

[John de Witt]

I can not beleive after 3 years this is still on here.....will it ever be deleted?

 

[Pompal 09.]

Wow...


This thread should definitly be placed in the "massageplanet.net Thread Hall of Fame"!!!!

 

[Been]

I don't think assertiveness is the answer. Didn't he say no thank you after she peed on him. He's probably just a nice guy that got screwed.

Vanessa's lucky bedum wasn't (I'm making an assumption here) the violent type. I know of a couple of loose cannons that would probably beat the shit out of her or even worse rape her. Me, I'd be tempted to take a leak on her clothes... call it justice.

It's too bad Fred doesn't start a recommended stay away type list. Put her on the top of the list.

 

[Hesham]

The eternal thread of massageplanet.net massage, it will never truly go away.

 

[Pho]

This was the craziest post I have seen ummmm...forever.

 

[ocean blue]

If you were an MPA who serviced men who enjoyed some serious "Scat" action, I believe that based on one bowel movement a day, you should be charging a lot more than the basic BS fee (methinks this girl is in the wrong business). However, some people (depending upon diet) can have more than one bowel movement per day, but if you are paying for such services, a solid well formed bowel movement would be essential.

General client urination services would be simple, especially if she liked drinking beer. However if your clientele really gets off on the stench of 2-3 hour yellow cooked urine, then the price would be significantly higher.

This is serious stuff isn't it?

 

[CubanCutie]

Holy crap, this got resurected again?

 

[Tamprio]

I wouldn't "mess" with Vanessa...
That kind of stuff isn't healthy at all.

Wanna see how nasty that can get? Do a search under "scatology". Super nasty pics.

You name it...
..you can catch it dealing with that kinda stuff.

Don't forget to clean under your nails.

 

[glownatural]

Anybody know moneymaker from London? Send him to this thread.

 

[Aidan]

Holy crap is right!

But I missed this story the first, second, third and fourth time around. So I'm not complaining about its resurrection.

 

[LittleBitOfSugar]

WRONG!WRONG!WRONG!WRONG!WRONG!WRONG!WRONG!WRONG!WRONG!WRONG!WRONG!WRONG!WRONG!WRONG!WRONG!WRONG!WRONG!WRONG!WRONG!WRONG!WRONG!WRONG!WRONG!WRONG!WRONG!WRONG!WRONG!WRONG!WRONG!WRONG!WRONG!WRONG!WRONG!WRONG!WRONG!WRONG!WRONG!WRONG!WRONG!WRONG!WRONG!WRONG!WRONG!WRONG!WRONG!WRONG!WRONG!WRONG!WRONG!

Now I need to see my therapist.