Lexxy @ Plush / Bliss

[Smoked Ham]

Just like Brett Favre, I'm finding that retirement is a hard thing to accept. So, after three months away from hobbying I found myself going past Plush recently and fell under its siren song.

The pictures of Lexxy on the web site are phenomenal. Whoever the photographer was did a a great job and it had me hooked for months until I finally gave in the other day. Of course, the pictures and reality were not exactly the same. That said, while Lexxy has a few extra pounds on her as compared to the pictures, the pictures are definitely not bait and switch.

I arrived and was greeted by Lexxy. She let me take a shower and then came back. I will take this moment to share my usual pet peeve about Bliss and Plush. I'm not after the full, giant bath sheet, but I've got a 36" waist on a 6' 2" body, so I'm not a fat guy, but I'd like a towel that I can put around my waist and tuck in instead of having to hold onto the towel to keep it from slipping off. But enough of my little rant.

Facially, Lexxy is far from unattractive. She is not super-model, though, either. A cut above girl next door but if you're after hot, try someone else. In terms of her body, her tummy and rear have an extra pound or two. She is by nowhere near fat, but if you are after the skinny hardbody type, she won't be your cup of tea. That said, her breasts are absolutely perfect. They are a large B or a small C, but they are real, they are responsive, and they were just wonderful.

I should also mention that she has a tattoo on her shoulder, one on one of her legs and a small one in the nether regions. All are tasteful and I really didn't notice them except for a couple of times. As well, she has a piercing in her navel and one in her eyebrow. Again, both are tasteful. I am generally not a fan of either piercings or tattoos, but these did not bother me. However, if you can't stand either, then at least you are forewarned to probably find someone else (although good luck since most ladies now have one or the other).

The massage started out fine. Perhaps a bit too much oil, but since I didn't complain that would be my own damned fault. Conversation flowed freely. She said she was Russian and does have a slavic accent of some sort, but her English is just fine. Her massage skills are quite decent. Nothing fantastic and not RMT quality, but much better than the usual "let me move my hands quickly over your back and make it seem like I'm doing something for you" that I've experienced many times in the past.

On the flip, the Little Colonel got some attention, but not a lot of attention at that time. I opted for the body slide and it was OK, again nothing fantastic. It was safe and that may have been because it was the first time I had seen her. That said, the Little Colonel got to make the acquaintance of her wonderful breasts - she didn't speak Russian to the Little Colonel but it was close enough and he happily saluted and fired off quite a volley.

In the end, a fun time was had by all. I would not say that it was "blow your mind earth-shattering" experience, but that might be a YMMV type of thing.

For 45 minutes, the damage was $50 df and $140 for the body slide.

Would I repeat? Yes. I might go back next time to see some of the ladies that only work at Plush and not at Bliss (which is closer to me). But, at the rate I'm going this year of hobbying once every 3 or 4 months, I may go elsewhere first - I would have tried Enigma if I had been more interested in the lineup they had that particular day. Or, who knows, maybe I might come to like retirement. (I'm not holding my breath on that one.)

Happy hobbying.

The Colonel.