Review Linda from Hawaii health: ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING!

[catchrato]

I feel the same with Linda. In middle of the massage she was scratching her vagina and when I asked she said everyone wants her pussy and it is so itchy. She is not changing the sheet or cleaning herself after the client. There are so many places to go for good massage and extras.. avoid this place. BTW I went only because some influencer wrote good feedback about Linda but that was my biggest mistake.

 

[Steely]

I used to enjoy reading Linda's posts about her sexual encounters with her customers but she has stopped writing about them long ago. I'm curious to know whether Helen changed her name to Coco to based on the std?

 

[snoopdoggie]

Thanks for the intel. Another member on here speaks highly of this Linda girl. His review was that she was amazing. Hmmmm makes me wonder? Also if she gave you static regarding the sheets you should have left.

Who was it? I forgot his name. He was pressing me to go see her. Pickolime?

 

[snoopdoggie]

Hi guys i dont usually do reviews but here goes.

A little background: I visited Hawaii health about 2 years ago, i saw Helen and she provided a decent service, nothing amazing, however i did bb service and ended up getting sick, i went to the doctor and got some pills. (lesson learned?)

I avoided this spa as it didnt really impress me either way, it was dirty and none of the attendants that i saw were good looking.

Fast forward to today, i was running late after work and i did need a decent massage on my back which i know from this forum that Linda is good at.

I went in she was servicing another client, she put me in a room and i waited about 10 minutes, the client finished and she asked me to go to the other room, i noticed she didn't change the sheets so i asked her to.

she got mouthy with me right away and said it was fine, i again asked her to change the sheets or covers since she should do that after every client, she moved me to another room like i'm supposed to believe that those are fresh sheets, lol.

w/e, i laid down and she started massaging me, pretty good massage she was digging a bit too hard around my jaw which hurt alot and i asked her to stop.

btw, before all of this, Linda is not a looker, she's old and has nothing going on with her body, on top of that her mouth is gunky and black and gross, so i was definitely not expecting to get uncovered service.

she asks me to flip and before i even get a chance to accommodate my pillow she puts my dick in her mouth, i winced back and asked her to use a condom please, she said ok but the thought of her mouth on my junk already kinda of ruined the mood for me.

she puts on the condom and sucks for 2 minutes before complaining that i was nothing cumming, i knew it was going to be difficult for me given my discomfort at her and the spa so i just said that it's ok she didn't have to continue.

she started complaining about how no one likes sex and anyone that says they like it is faking it, so i just get dressed and handed her $100 for the half hour even though i know she didn't deserve it.

she complained that it was 120, i said that was not discussed at all and it was not fair, she started yelling and getting violent, pushing me a couple of times saying i was not allowed to leave, i was giving her the $100 but she was not taking it.

to avoid any further confrontation i took out another $20bucks and left.

all in all, i would avoid this spa at all costs, i saw there's some other reviews about it being filthy and some people getting claps/ghono from here and i fully believe them, there's no importance given to cleanliness here.

If you're in the area and would like a good massage with bbbj's i suggest heading down to spa times at kingston road, i've had some decent gals there that i might do some reviews on, but they're on board with the other reviews about them here.

Is her partner there, Coco any different?

 

[Bustanut]

Who was it? I forgot his name. He was pressing me to go see her. Pickolime?

Yup, you got it .

 

[snoopdoggie]

i seen Linda plenty of times and and have had no where near the service u got.
Either ur leaving something out, or this sounds amazingly sus.

First thing is that u apparently got STI from this place but went back anyway?
Next u say "her mouth is gunky and black and gross". So u got STI previosuly u see this but u stay anyway?

"she puts on the condom and sucks for 2 minutes before complaining that i was nothing cumming"
Ive seen Linda and she has no issues seeing cleints for 1hr+. were u getting hard? sounds to me like u coudlnt get it up.

Finally, damn crazy how u switched up so fast huh:


What happened when uve seen Linda PReviosuly? Why not mention that this was a one off bad session if uve had good service previously?
u sound like u got a vendetta

Yeah, why would he go back? Excellent question.

 

[snoopdoggie]

Fkn pickolime that shit face and his bullshit reviews. That dude needs to have his dick cut off for all the bullshit reviews.

You're correct. His reviews seemed a little over the top.

 

[snoopdoggie]

I feel the same with Linda. In middle of the massage she was scratching her vagina and when I asked she said everyone wants her pussy and it is so itchy. She is not changing the sheet or cleaning herself after the client. There are so many places to go for good massage and extras.. avoid this place. BTW I went only because some influencer wrote good feedback about Linda but that was my biggest mistake.

Why are people going to see her for Bbbjs when her teeth are black and gunky? Their dicks will end up falling off.

 

[hangul99]

Looks like her white knights have abandoned her.

 

[PROFESSORofPUSSIES]

All sex workers eventually get the clap. They get it treated and move on.

All people get dental problems. They get them treated and move on.

Now... What's the betting that someone who doesn't care about their teeth it's getting other issues promptly dealt with?

Just askin....

Never mind the clap all these bitches have herpes for sure.....
You can't tell because they are CARRIERS,fools
However sounds like this bitch might be her majesty QUEEN of HERPES

 

[luvnewpussy]

Yup, you got it .

Lol ..this guy

...pickolime

This guys reviews are 4 paragraphs and everyone he sees is the best in the world. Like some epic movie review..

Take his reviews with a grain of salt...he seems to put old asian whores on a peddlestill with his over rated reviews and how amazing they look. There like 4.5 at best..lol

as for hawaii spa..
Ive seen Lynda and shes NOT eye candy
Old asian grandma

Great massage tho and shes always open for me in the late hours.. I usually watch porn from my phone while shes sucking me to finish after a great massage.

Go see asian sora shes better in looks and shes at most hotels . Leo list search is your friend

 

[GuiGui]

Everytime I went there to see Coco, she smelled fresh, just finished her shower after her previous client.

I miss Coco and unfortunately, our time never aligned. I wish she worked on some other days that I am free.

 

[snoopdoggie]

Lol ..this guy

...pickolime

This guys reviews are 4 paragraphs and everyone he sees is the best in the world. Like some epic movie review..

Take his reviews with a grain of salt...he seems to put old asian whores on a peddlestill with his over rated reviews and how amazing they look. There like 4.5 at best..lol

as for hawaii spa..
Ive seen Lynda and shes NOT eye candy
Old asian grandma

Great massage tho and shes always open for me in the late hours.. I usually watch porn from my phone while shes sucking me to finish after a great massage.

Go see asian sora shes better in looks and shes at most hotels . Leo list search is your friend

This is exactly why I don't jump after only one favourable review. Picko was pressuring me to go see her. Why? If someone is that good, then it's worth the wait, right? I understand that everyone has a different opinion, but there's nothing wrong with hearing from a few other people.

 

[Bugsy]

Hi guys i dont usually do reviews but here goes.

A little background: I visited Hawaii health about 2 years ago, i saw Helen and she provided a decent service, nothing amazing, however i did bb service and ended up getting sick, i went to the doctor and got some pills. (lesson learned?)

I avoided this spa as it didnt really impress me either way, it was dirty and none of the attendants that i saw were good looking.

Fast forward to today, i was running late after work and i did need a decent massage on my back which i know from this forum that Linda is good at.

I went in she was servicing another client, she put me in a room and i waited about 10 minutes, the client finished and she asked me to go to the other room, i noticed she didn't change the sheets so i asked her to.

she got mouthy with me right away and said it was fine, i again asked her to change the sheets or covers since she should do that after every client, she moved me to another room like i'm supposed to believe that those are fresh sheets, lol.

w/e, i laid down and she started massaging me, pretty good massage she was digging a bit too hard around my jaw which hurt alot and i asked her to stop.

btw, before all of this, Linda is not a looker, she's old and has nothing going on with her body, on top of that her mouth is gunky and black and gross, so i was definitely not expecting to get uncovered service.

she asks me to flip and before i even get a chance to accommodate my pillow she puts my dick in her mouth, i winced back and asked her to use a condom please, she said ok but the thought of her mouth on my junk already kinda of ruined the mood for me.

she puts on the condom and sucks for 2 minutes before complaining that i was nothing cumming, i knew it was going to be difficult for me given my discomfort at her and the spa so i just said that it's ok she didn't have to continue.

she started complaining about how no one likes sex and anyone that says they like it is faking it, so i just get dressed and handed her $100 for the half hour even though i know she didn't deserve it.

she complained that it was 120, i said that was not discussed at all and it was not fair, she started yelling and getting violent, pushing me a couple of times saying i was not allowed to leave, i was giving her the $100 but she was not taking it.

to avoid any further confrontation i took out another $20bucks and left.

all in all, i would avoid this spa at all costs, i saw there's some other reviews about it being filthy and some people getting claps/ghono from here and i fully believe them, there's no importance given to cleanliness here.

If you're in the area and would like a good massage with bbbj's i suggest heading down to spa times at kingston road, i've had some decent gals there that i might do some reviews on, but they're on board with the other reviews about them here.

I agree. I went last year way out of my way after all the reviews and while not an extreme experience like yours she was as you describe and even Coco was meh so I don’t get the following.

 

[Social-Misfit]

This is exactly why I don't jump after only one favourable review. Picko was pressuring me to go see her. Why? If someone is that good, then it's worth the wait, right? I understand that everyone has a different opinion, but there's nothing wrong with hearing from a few other people.

Luvnewpussy similar to enjoyooor and hookerslapper, living in a porn fantasy thinking everyone on here lapping it up

 

[Icefire]

I cant agree more with these posts about Linda looks. It was her teeth that was so off putting for me to stay. I wrote this in Pickolimes review as well.

I gotta admit I had great/similar experiences with a lot of other pickolimes review but this is one that didn't land.

 

[Stapstan]

For those who will visit Linda next time, perhaps you can kindly let her know that getting her teeth cleaned about $200 for those without Dental Insurance.

With the money she makes she can easily afford it, from reading what you guys wrote there is no reason why her teeth should be stained, if that is what turns you off about her then it is an easy fix at the dentist's office.

 

[Vince44]

This place has 4.2 stars on Google reviews, so if you are not going there then I guess you are missing out on something...
But I think there is something suspicious going on, judging by the lone one-star review from a woman posted here :

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It goes to show - you cannot trust google reviews

 

[Average_Olivia@Premier]

Only trailer trash with low standards go to places like Hawaii Health.

 

[energymatters]

It goes to show - you cannot trust google reviews

The number of reviews is so low they mean nothing. Also with the white knights/Shills/promoters talking back and forth to each other to make things look popular and amazing. Once their is a vested interest (paid by the spa/free door fee for a review/ or best friend with the mpa) you will never hear any negative things.