Massage Parlor Reports

[BlackLadybugXP]

I haven't been to the new place but the folks at RIO always made me feel that they were glad that I stopped by.

 

[Who are you]

I was told about this by my regular spa girl at another spa. She said that the police came to Orange in the afternoon. One girl is a citizen and got freed, three girls are in jail. Very sad for them just before Christmas.

Then she told me how another customer had shown her this board, and bookmarked it for her. She could not believe how we said prices, what we did, and the girls' names. Why? she asked. She went on to say she knew this board was a part of the reason she was in a busted spa last year.

You know, the experienced hobbyists know how to do it. Say little in public and back-channel the real intel.

What pisses me off is that there must be 450 pound guys who are still living with their mothers, or 90 pound guys who only leave the world of warcraft to go to a spa who come on here and brag how they got BBBJ, or DFK, or made the girl come three times from their expert DATY who are in fact, impotent and never had a date in their lives. I know the girls will tell you about them.

There is no reason to brag about nailing a spa girl, you get that with the price. There are many reasons to try and protect the spas and the girls.

Oh well.

 

[-=Ryan=-]

You are right. I appologize. I should have left the reference to safety out. "Pretty disgusting" and "Not so awesome." would have been adequate.

Norm

 

[Erica]

Got the Nana treatment today......sueforum.xxx.

 

[Zenablue]

Visited Monday, March 24. First and foremost, I want to echo a statement made by Sleazebum in his previous post in regard to Ava. She does indeed provide an extended and enjoyable TS experience (which during my session lasted a good 5+ minutes).

As for her physical assets, she is indeed young, thin, and petite with a very pleasant face. She has a great and friendly personality as well. I found her level of English-proficiency to be acceptable.

My experience back in the room was a bit surprising as I ended up first giving her a 15 minute massage. But, my efforts did yield an enjoyable act of reciprocation. I do highly recommend her services.

In regard to the facility/premise as a whole, the place is pretty run down. But then again, most of us are not visiting for the decor or ambiance.

Just as an FYI, she will be in town for approximately another month before going on vacation.

Paid $60 at the door and tipped $ in accordance to her excellent service and attitude.

 

[Pompal 09.]

Hello, Mongers-

I'm taking a trip this weekend from central VA to Delmarva. I will be going through DC, MD & DE. I'm looking for the best AMP to visit along my way. I've been reading post in this area and it seems like it's slim pickings. Not what I remember from years ago.

Any way here's what I'm looking for.

1. Good looking / not old.

2. It would be nice to choose the girl.

3. A place where I won't get my pic taken by my uncle on the way out.

4. Good TS.

5. Standard Nova finish, maybe CBJ.

6. The option for msog.

7. No clock watchers.

I prefer pm's from other sm's.

Thanks all-

I will post feed back, BTW.

 

[Sacked Lunch]

I recently tried the Nana at Green since I heard a few good reviews. OK but not my cup of tea. She is a little thick, not fat but just built like a mini linebacker. She was nice and went through all the right motions. If you like the waifs (like I do) she is not it.

Nice girl but will have to try another next time. Ajima still looks good, wonder if she is game!!

 

[mda]

I have not been to an AMP in DC in about a year and a 1/2 as I went out on knee surgery. But I have been hobbying, just with indy's in the area and those ladies who travel in and out of town and the Apt AMP types. I have been reading the reviews here and I have noticed that alot of you talk about the same ladies. Has DC gone down that much to where there are only a few ladies at the DC AMPs or are there just only a few of them open now? And the ladies seem to be older than they were in '07. Are there any places that have "young" hot ladies in DC. Like it used to be? If so, please hit me up on the back channels.

Thanx,

C luv

 

[Sdfsfd]

I actually got caught up in a Bust at the old place on FLA AVe and they just questioned me like "why are you here? " "are you trying to get sex", "told me cross sexual massages were illigal in the District" and I just kept saying I was here for a massage. They ask me did the girl offer me anything and I said "yeah, a massage". So, you have to just play the game, keep your kool. And I walked out unscathed.

 

[heart.picklez]

Paid a visit yesterday and was greeted by Susie. Mid-aged Kgirl, natural Cs and very nice skin. Very thorough TS and I was very happy to know that AR was in the works. Back to the room where 10 mins of a hard massagi and nice AR. Yummy. Lol. After feeling the goods up, she got quite damp underneath. Great muscle control and after 10 mins CIM with cover. That thing was so thin I thought it was BB. Hmmm. Would repeat cause she just has something about her that makes johnny rise the occassion everything. Oh yeah, mish was intensified by DFK like crazy. I thought she was going to have my tonsils for lunch.

7/8/8/8

PC out

 

[tanaz]

Had a great time last night won't name this place but will give a hint very close to route 210 in fort washington. Anyways called set up an appointment met by mamasan / provider who was late 30's to early 40's about a 5 in the face body about a 6. 5 to a 7. Paid for a hr which was. 7 went for the table shower which was very thorough washed all spots sqeaky clean when I fliped she saw I was already standing at attention and said ah you very strong so she soaped him up and started giving me a HJ which let me know I had made a good choice last night. Finshed ts she dried me off and off to the room we went I don't think they do a lot of business because she kept the door cracked the whole time basically. Massage was nice she worked on everything down to my toes she even gave me somewhat of a reach around to double check if I was ok with touching I said yes that's fine so on to the flip she asked what did I want I grabbed her but and said everything and she motioned like she wanted to give me a BJ but I said I wanted everything so we discussed a tip and I told her I had. 9 and she told me she was going to get someone else but she left and returned I don't know if there was no one else there or she went to get a rubber, but she retured and closed the and stripped all the way down and started giving me a BBBJ. I thought to myself yes this reminds me of the old eastern spa and the mist before all the closures but I digress BBBJ was spot on and I was ready she strapped me up and jumped on to ride I guess I'm larger than most people and she was kinda nervous to sit all the way on it but I told I will take care you just take your time so she eased on and started riding and moaning went on to mish and some of the same played with her nipples and she started getting louder did that for about 5min and went on to doggie and destroyed but still didn't give up my load yet so I asked for a HJ and she complied with and HJ and BBBJ and in about 2min it was all over her arm and I was statisfied she cleaned me up and gave me a mint and I don't know but she never asked for the tip but I gave it to her because its been so long since I got FS at a AMP senior members can pm me and I will give you establishment name and location but just wanted to tell everyone there is stiil FS AMP's out there so happy hunting.

 

[Tamry]

Perhaps Chuck here doesn't want to end up with the severe case of hemorrhoids that our hero Bukowski had. I think that was his penance for abandoning his daughter.

Navy One: if sticking up for a kid makes me a "bleeding heart", I'm proud of it. "fuck the child"? Unforgivable. Here's hoping you get the 'roids like Bukowski. Maybe some acne to go with them.

 

[Ds Ehhhd]

Mike:

I suspect the treatment you got (or did not get) was because your tip was one Jackson short of the standard rate in DC these days. You get what you pay for my friend.

Lax

 

[jhesed]

I wanted to respond to Pro Pilot's post and looked back a couple of pages worth but did not find it. I liked your post (wherever it is) and I agree with the general sense of it. But the thing I don't agree with is where you say that most men want to be faithful. I think that society and the institution of marriage and most religions force men to try to be faithful. But I think that our genetics and our history as a species argue against monogamy. It turns out that polygamy produces the greatest odds for the species as a whole. It's what got us to where we are and it seems to be the way the bodies and minds of men are wired.

Having said that, I must agree that AMP's are a big help to us men and do offer an important way for us to face the pressures of modern life, especially modern life with a modern woman.

Just thought I'd add my two cents worth.

LexLuther

 

[Purple]

It has been a while since I have visited the Baltimore-DC amps. Anyone know who gives soapy body massages now? Thanks

 

[Zippy]

Hey Mary,

You got any of those nightclubs that serve liquor to minor girls in your Ward? It is obvious to many that the spas are less a threat to society than the nightclubs, even though the spas are P4P. Isn't it all about taxes?

 

[H.O.P.P.E.R.]

I think Loop Vet is talking about Georgia Ave. and 16th St. in Silver Spring. If you're going south on Georgia, it was right at the 16th St. exit ramp in an old office type of building. Went once, the Russian lady was sort of attractive, but services were very limited.

 

[DAT DUDE OUTTA BK]

That term takes me back to the days of the Greaseman. Habudugaga!

LexLuther

 

[Spice Man]

Yeah, that place didnt last very long. They also had a place over in Georgetown.

 

[DeepThrust]

[blue]Greetings everyone,

I have received numerous complaints about Bradley1's general attitude, and specifically about his posting of the address and telephone number for the "Tysons Corner Chinese Condo".

Before I can initiate any action, I need to know one thing:

Is the address/telephone number that he posted for a place of business, or a private residence.

Posting street address and telephone numbers of commercially accessible businesses that are open to the public is permitted.

Posting street addresses and telephone numbers of private residences is NOT permitted and will result in the immediate banning of the perpetrator.

Please advise.

Thanks,

Jackson[/blue]