Massage Parlor Reports

[sallytibstasp]

The gals I talk to say business is slow. With quality on the uptick this is tragic!

I am doing what I can, but there is just so much $$ in the budget. I think people know what to pay, and what to expect. Let's get out there and support our local AMPs!

 

[Soraya ( =]

There's something about this review, and all his others that are is letting off the distinct aroma of bacon.

In other words, DickAllMighty = LE.

Mr.Snipes aka G13

 

[Wise123]

Still open. I had a horrible time there. Maybe if diffrent people there it would be better. YMMV.

 

[look]

Are you sure it was your "arm" that she was twisting? LOL

There definitely are a lot of beautiful changes at that place...now if they could just take over the whole building so nobody would have to wait...no matter how busy. Imagine that!

 

[Aneoki]

Went to 1333 Conn. First. Mamasan said only one girl. Others busy. Cherry came in. Probably early 30s. Not bad looking, but not my body type. She looked pretty strong, like she could lock me up in a full nelson. I like asian ladies because they are usually more feminine and petite. She was not. So I smiled and asked if others were available. She said no, so let myself out.

Next to Jasmine on M. Didn't get the name of the lady. But she was easily in her forties. Strange-looking teeth. I asked if others were available. She said they were busy. I said goodbye.

Finally over to 1333 Green Ct. Mamasan answered. Told me only one girl available. I said I like them small and young. Well Sue came to the room. She was neither. Probably late 30s or early 40s. She had great looking tits, and I decided I would stick around to see them up close. Decent body. Not fat at all. Very tight all over. Tits were enhanced Cs. Very nicely done. Felt natural. Face was probably 6-7.

Gave her. 6. Did the TS. She kept poking my abs and thighs and giggling, saying "berry hard. " I must say that she got my penis and my anus cleaner than they have ever been. Rinsed me and insisted that I get into the sauna. I was amazed at the amount of time she spent drying my body and drying the floor of that sauna. I guess she was worried I might slip or something. Obviously trying to give good service.

After sauna, started massage. Decent. Did neck, back, butt, feet. Felt good. Rolled over and she was ready to get things started. Still no discussion of money. We kissed and rubbed a little. With me still on my back, BBBJ with AR came next. She then lay down and told me climb on top and stick my dick in her mouth. Did as instructed with DT and came out with a nice pink raincoat on. Started with mish then to doggie. The latter was very nice, as I was using her breasts as handles and they felt terrific. After a while, I asked if I could cum on her face. She said yes. Nice. Other than having to clean a little out of her hair, she seemed pleased. Gave her $ for her troubles.

Good session. She did the fake moaning but not too much. Honestly, I found myself imagining that she liked it, but when she had to apply some lube about 15mins in, I knew I was kidding myself. The whole time she really tried hard to make me feel good. I didn't think I would like her body before undressing, but very smooth skin and toned all over. Did I say really nice tits. Recommended if you want to try an older lady.

 

[SeanT]

I've just registered as a new member. I'm heading down to NNMC in mid Oct and will have a day or two to kill while down there. I'm an old Westpac Sailor and had visited more than my share of AMP's in the PAC/IO. Was wondering if anyone could direct me towards a non AMP in the area that offers happy endings? If not. I'll be more than happy to visit one of the AMP's and then give my full review to the group upon my return to the Atlantic City Area.

All of the advertised AMP's in AC offer happy endings.. But the going rate is 2.

 

[texas]

I too saw this provider about a week ago. I wouldn't rate her as high as some of the reviews I've seen, but all-in-all, it wasn't a bad time. My session was a little quick, as well. Once we proceeded to the main event, the CG action was fast and furious and I couldn't hold back. She was very mechanical and gave me a good pounding from on top. This was a bit of turning the tables I guess, but it definitely got the job done. I was hoping for a little variety, at least some K9, but she was all about being in control.

I saw some great talent strolling around and will try another next time through. There was this one spinner with curly hair and a great rack who I need to meet.

 

[Crimson]

LoveLOS, mi amigo, I can't let you undertake this daunting task on your own. Therefore I, the Laxman, will share your burden of compiling all the information on every AMP girl in DC. That is of course assuming that Dreamer supplies the $$

SMWSLT

Lax

 

[Kim N]

Since I am on a roll of submitting reviews, thought I would share. I went to Evergreen a few weeks ago (maybe 3). There was an asian lady named candy that took care of me with a little more than what I was expecting. She was a little on the flabby side, not exactly my type yet very friendly.

I tried to do a walk-in yet was unsuccessful at getting the door answered. The buzzer and door are on street level, NOT cool when it's not being answered. I walked off, called and was told to go back.

The place was a little run down, but you can tell the table shower area was newly renovated. I will try again, and look for CoCo (mentioned early). I have heard reports of JUST a massage. I would expect suspicion as DC is still not what it used to be. Just relax and smile.

Remember call ahead and REPORT back!

 

[Julia B]

I love my pogee I love my Pogee, I love my pogee??? Don't tread on my pogee, If you know what's good for you..

 

[nelapurrz]

Was sorely needing asian time went to 1413 1st time, used to go to SUN but that is history.

Called ahead told her will be in 30 min. Mamasan said the usual "ok just come in".

Did not know the entrance, a call to 1413 fixed that. (I am not used to 'underground' entrances)

Got in room #6 followed by a lady in her 40s named "Micky" I think. 5ft 4 a little thick with about 6 in looks (being generous here), definetly less beautiful that the ones I am used to at Sun's.

Gave her 1. 60 without her asking, I have not had problems doing that before, and usually the girl knows by then that you are not there by mistake, maybe you have different theories, I just done it that way and had very good results that way.

Got the bath (I just love it, makes me feel like a kid again) then back to room, told to wait a minute and she came back after about 5 min.

Back rub, leg rub, she has good hands, after a few minutes She told me to turn around.

Fun starts, ccbj followed by hoovering balls. Asked her to lay down and did some DATY, mish, woof and finished in modified mish with her legs tucked on the side of my arms.

Overall good on service but would have been fun to have a younger, better looking one.

BTW, good job you guys and keep up the good work.

M.

 

[Stefany]

Great prev review by RR. I have to remember the chocolates and toys next time!

To keep up this roll of actual info, I submit to you my dream at my most often reviewed place (sorry newbies you'll have to RTFF.with the rash of shutdowns I don't want to be obvious). Parking was ample although with guards so those of you who prefer some privacy, don't go on a night where the club down the street is promoting. More on this later. When I get in, I don't recognize the mamasan but I did mention to her my past exploits so she knows I'm no spring chicken. I ask for young and big tits and she certainly delivers with Yuki. Some might not like her face. It's round and some may argue chubby but the rest of her body certainly is not. Perfect hour-glass figure with a very toned body. Not skinny but certainly no tummy. She has a great pair of tits. See cups for sure and surprisingly perky and tight. May have been a enhancement but they sure didn't feel that way (nor did I notice any scars). Decent ass as well. Best thing about her is her attitude. Very happy and energetic even though it was quite late at night.

Supplied me with a soda after I got changed and then asked for the damage upfront. Then to table shower which was excellent, thorough cleaning. All the while she is humming a tune. On the flip she does a nice job with the boys and gets an equal response from them to which she giggles and says in my ear "Ohh you hooornnny" Go back to the room and she gives an very good massage as we start chatting it up. No AR but on the flip proceeds with a russian to die for. Few girls can get away it, she certainly can. And then there's something about her looking up at your with her bright eyes, pigtails and smiling. Proceeds to some ball licking and puts on the cover. Good CBJ although at this point the pace seems to increase. Not too long she's about to lube herself up. I tried for DATY but am denied. Though I didn't try hard (felt lazy today). Rides CG for a while. What a great view with her bouncing up and down. She even leans back a bit so you really get the full motion. We switch positions. She asks for doggie but I'll know I'll blow if that happens so I go for mish instead. Lots of nice pounding and dirty talk from her. Finally I blow my load and she does the pussy squeeze I love so much. This girl is well-trained. Clean up and some more soda and I leave a happy man.

The only drawbacks were asking for the damage up front and then rushing it a bit towards the end. I could tell she was just trying to get me to blow at the end, but to be honest it didn't matter to me today. I will likely go back and then I might employ some of RR's tricks and get her to really open up to me. But all in all a very good experience: 8/10.


With regards to the club down the street. Some nights the parking lot will be jammed back. That's usually Asian Night so don't get your hopes up if you see some scantily clad Korean girls walking down the street. They are not SW! I don't know the exact timings of these events but I know tonight was gay Spanish night so that's why the parking lot was empty (it's a spillover lot) I'm thinking of hitting Asian Night. I figure if I score, then bonus but if not I just walk 100 ft and get my frustrations taken care via AMP. The kids that go are pretty young. Look like a little over 21 so if you can't hide your age, you'll likely stick out like a sore thumb.

 

[Kitty.]

Pussprowler -- The tall girl could have been Michelle. I had a very pleasant session with her a few weeks ago and I'd certainly ask for her if you go back soon. I second your comments about the Mamasan.

Be safe -- Max

 

[Friendly Lucille]

Hey,

I am new to the forum, but have been reading on here for months now. First off, i would like to thank you all for helping me get to know the DC area a little better. Like I feel all good people should do, I am keeping you up to date in telling you that when I tried to stop by Green last night, there was a sign on the door that said "closed for remodeling." Hope LE didnt get to that place again, Nana was a real gem.

Stay Up and Be Safe

-JackieDC

 

[Orange!]

It's on 14 and K. I don't remember the number, but there is stairway that leads down. It's not hard to miss.

 

[hits4singles]

You are the one coming across as an ass,friend.And a lazy one,at that.Instead of coming here asking for the info we've worked for,spend a few minutes "reading the fucking forum".All the info is there.Then come back and review.The purpose of this forum is the EXCHANGE of information and you aren't offering anything except the hat in your hand.

 

[Garlands]

Made my first visit yesterday to Green CT. I say first because there will be more visits to follow. Great table shower and fantastic in room service. Almost a true GFE. Cocoa is about 5'5", natural b's and overall nice body. She was happy to accept my 5 certified by the US Govt. portraits of President Jackson. Fake AR but well done. BB service where you want it to be and covered where it needs to be. The service was pleasant, unrushed and complete. It's been awhile since I've had what I would consider unrushed service. Thanks to those who reviewed this place. Makes the trip to DC worthwhile.

 

[AngiO]

The reason the NYC section is dead is because they don't use massageplanet. I can think of three different boards that they use more actively than this one.

 

[TonyB]

There has been a great deal of debate on the boards lately about pricing changes and house fees going up. I decided to take the initiative and call a few places to innocently inquire the hourly rates. I was surprised to find that Jasmine, Star, and Orange all told me 0.6, when just a month ago it was 0.8 or a polite request to come back another time! It makes no sense! Are prices fluctuating, were they all having slow days, or am I just a crazy person?

 

[silverbullet]

LT:

Back when DC had much more to offer and I patronized more regularly, I would often ask for a line up or I refused the first girl presented if I didn't like her. If you like the smaller, more petite girls, then I would ask for one specifically, assuming the mamasan speaks English well enough. That may make some people uncomfortable, but it always worked for me. Sometimes the spas don't like doing that or they will bring a few at a time. I can remember getting a lineup of five or six girls at Downtown a few years ago.

If you don't like the one you are brought, just say no thanks, or "not my type." You are the customer, remember. Don't be a jerk about it, but matter of fact.