Massage Parlor Reports

[Rich]

Went to see Suzie at Supra. She tried her best to be friendly, but it was so fake. She didn't even want to massage me. Just straight fucking. After the standard bath scrub, she had me lay down and started hj and then cbj. I got to finger her pussy and then lick it.

Then she straddled and fucked fast. She came in like 1 minute. Then she laid down and we mished. Her fake tits bounced nicely, but the fact that they were fake didn't appeal that nicely.

I fucked her hard and fast for 10 minutes. And she came about 3 times, and was sore. She called me superman and said she'd finish me with a hj. But I had other plans. I told her to get on her knees and i'll jack off. She told me to not spew on her face, but I did. She didn't like that. lol...

Overall, not worth it for me. I'll try someone else next time.

peace...

 

[gosam777]

Point well taken...

Van

 

[Haley]

The name of the place is in the title if you know the area.

Went in a couple weeks ago, got a fairly hot, slender Ethiopian girl named Ida. That's who led me to the room anyway. Turns out another face came in while I was in the shower. Now, normally, this sort of bait and switch is not cool, but apparently the provider decided to seek me out when she saw me. . . good thing, despite my love of variety.

Old favorite Solomon showed up, and while I've seen a couple bad reviews of her, she's always a good time for me. For those that haven't read about her earlier, she's a very fit Ethiopian who knows what she's doing. And this time was no different, in fact there's something to be said for being a semi-regular. . .

I won't go into details, but during the massage, leading up to the events, she pulled a couple tricks from behind that were new to me. I've had similar in an AMP, but never quite as good, and generally not involving oil. Not sure if it's a new trick for her, or something that she warms up to, but damn, it was more than worth the trip before the good stuff even started.

Standard fees applied, which is to say slightly more than an AMP, given that YMMV at this location, but that's how it is. I always waver on going back here, but this reminded me that I damn well am going back soon.

 

[Cherry Blossom Tree]

My 1st post so bear with me.

I had a dream that I was talking near the Observatory and went and checked in on my Young friends. Good thing I did. Mamasan answered the door and after around a 10 min. Wait, it was time to start the festivities. Paid the house fee and was then told to get ready for the TS. Led by hand to the TS and altho Mamasan was taking care of that, she paid special attention to all the right areas, nice and warm water, almost fell asleep on the table.

After heading back to the room, I am introduced to Tina. 30-35, worked on Sees, nice and petite. Only downfall was no backside, which I really wasn't expecting anyhow. Nice massage and AP. Worked me over, I didn't get what patting the balls of my foot was about, but hey, when in Rome. On the flip, I was offered DATY and started off with some 69. She was very enthused about learning that number and then proceeded to show her some K-9. Afterwards she hopped the saddle and rode it to the finish line. All in all, not bad for $. I would repeat.

 

[Fame]

Lex, LL, and Dr. Bomb are on the mark. Good advice to heed. Let's not get what's left closed down.

XS

 

[code man]

It kills germy germs...so no pain no gain.

I've noticed this a lot more lately...and have also noticed the diluted smell of alcohol on the wet towels for cleanup. Some places have even been using special antibacterial soap on those special areas during the shower.

Cleanliness is good...as long as it doesn't hurt too much...

 

[Ladybugs]

Despite reviewed problems, went to sun very late the other night. Was probably last or close to last visitor of night. Received may. Not a stunner in looks department, but decent looks nevertheless. Would probably fit in the spinner category. The more important part of the story is that she has an excellent attitude and provides excellent service, complete gfe. She entertains all requests and provides good cuddles and massagi after the fact. Highly recommended.

 

[Snow Kid(is back again 2)]

What you seem to be ignoring R::R is that in the vast majority of cases, providers never actually live near the AMP where they work. They actually live in the AMP. There are many reasons for this. For example, many providers don't drive.

If you were to ask them where they "come from", or what they consider to be their home base, they would tell you "Flushing." That is in Queens for those who don't know. As most of you know, providers often don't stay at a particular spa for very long. For a variety of reasons, they move about the country. This would be difficult if they were to set up housekeeping in every city where they landed.

Therefore I think that the reason one particular area has older providers and another has younger ones, has nothing at all to do with rents. It may just be the preference of the ladies for where they wish to work. Interesting question though.

LexLuther

 

[citcat45]

Welly welly welly well, Triple J [Jake Jj1492]:
If you must have it, have it then, miBrotha! It was the beautiful music of Ludwig Van that came to my rescue while I was serving up the "good old InOut-InOut" inside that Gold joint. Otherwise, I might have really choked that broad to death [then play around with her blood] for her less than spectacular services. Well, quite frankly, it was more because "I just want to be good" that refrained me from going through with it [or perhaps because I am now cured and reformed], u dig?

Mucho gracias for your hardcore intel as well [via LL's forwarded PM - hmm...yeah, LL: I hope it's a ok with u bro now that I mentioned your name as the source of the forwarded intels about the Gold spot]. When I get a chance to roll down into DC again next time, I would totally welcome your insights mate!!! If you ever made your visit to the Big Apple, just holla then, huh?

Loopster:
Much luv mate! Pardon my absence from y'all mini-gathering at your LoopLaire the last time I was down in DC. From what LL told me afterwards, it sounded like y'all had a blast [perhaps several blasts, pun intended]. I may have to check out that scene of yours sometimes soon too, huh?

And yo, thanx a bunch 4 your kind words. I simply wrote all the random thoughts that came into my empty skull every now and then...we all know there is no such thing as AMPs in real life. We all just make believe to ourselves that AMPs do exist, but man...no matter how vile and self-destructive this hobby may be in the eyes of our self-righteous society, I still do luv da w_ores [but I have no respect for the sluts].

And that's my $.02 for the evening!

 

[Kellana]

I'm not sure if this is alright to post or not but I was looking for the phone number to a particular AMP and I found this page.

http://www.toronto-exotic-massage.com/html/list/WashingtonDC.htm

It lists A LOT of the AMP's that we all love and most of the contact information.

 

[Laurent]

Wow - me too. I thought it was odd at the time but guess the gals just gotta do it.

 

[meenakshi s]

Thanks for the update A John. With all the eyes on them, anybody that didn't see that coming had blinders on. I'm sure they'll try to reopen again.

 

[unumeMuck]

I have been reading a few pages back on this forum and get very good info. However, I am confuse about those AMP name or address. Some call it Green, gold, 14k, 617k, etc. To tell the truth I have no idea where to find these place. Since, I am from the west coast and will be in dc soon for some fun. Will somebody in here give me more info please.

Thanks,

Henry

 

[Steve H]

Well, it looks like I'm returning to DC for only the second time in about twelve years. Unfortunately, it also looks like my timing couldn't be worse. :./

Bummer. Since it was in DC where I began my hobby.

Just for curiosity, does anyone happen to remember a MP near the Mall (I think it was somewhere between H and L streets)? I remember needing to ring the doorbell down near the sidewalk, then go through a door and up some stairs into what looked like a doctor's office waiting room. It was here that you waited for the line-up, which consisted mostly of young girls (mostly white) in white lab coats.

I've been trying to convince myself that I didn't just make this place up, but the last time I was in town a few years back I did some walking around where I thought I remembered it but all I found were hollowed out abandoned buildings.

Am I taking crazy pills here or did this place actually exist?

Thanks guys, and here's hoping the scene cools down soon.

 

[~Mia~]

Saw this in the paper, advertising about an Asian spa with an address so I decided to stop by to check it out. Business had a large sign out front which was my first clue that this wasn't the AMP I was looking for.

I made the deja vu climb up several flights anyways and saw a sign on the door with the business name. Also no police support stickers. Another bad sign. I resigned myself to just getting a massage and knocked.

The woman answering the door was young and half Asian at best and spoke excellent English. She cracked the door and asked me what I wanted. I told her a massage and she said they were full & to come back a another time.

Returned the next day & was escorted in by the same woman in to a spa like so many others I'd been to and I started to get my hopes up. She took me in & asked for. 8. I gave her 1. 6 and she pointed out I'd given her too much & gave me my change back. I got undressed and she took me in for a ts. She cleaned everything but with a much more professional air about it. Then to sauna to sit and dry off.

Was brought back to room where I was made to lie facedown and she covered me with a towel. As she worked I communicated to her I might be interested in something more. She let me know she might do HJ "for the right price" but nothing more. And that her clothes could come off again "for the right price". But she was very clear that nothing else was going to happen. After my massage I was able to get the naked HJ for 1. 0 more. She was very good I'll give her that much, but still not sure it was worth the extra $$.

Weird to find a vanilla AMP, but there you go.

 

[chrissygirl]

Sir,

Did I refer to myself as being senior of any sort? If you read my comment carefully, you will see that the answer to that is a resounding no. I will simply say this, and leave this matter alone: I tend to not engage into a battle of wits with those who are clearly, unarmed.

Selah!

 

[ets_bond_trader]

It was for a full hour - I did not ask the half hour rates.

 

[Pam R]

I had a nub post about a month ago.

 

[A K]

Answering a question in the DC thread. No big deal, some people venture out of the the city, it is still the DC metro area. Not worth two extra postings.

G'Day!

Norm

 

[nirvana]

Top 5, or is it "TOP (((FIVE 0)))"

how about you posting some real Intel on some of your ventures.

Seems you have the number 5 on your mind but only want to list the top three.

What does this have to do with man having sex with women?
Don't understand these newbies OR bacon.

AJ