Massage Parlor Reports

[Lana]

Andorran, a word to the wise...

At 9 posts, you should be reading more and BSing less. When a 500+ post count Senior tells you to shut up - and in a very polite way - you shut up. You don't come back with some veiled threat. IP addresses and Dexter?

Either post with real information and earn your rep, or sit back and enjoy the ride. No one likes a back seat driver. Especially one who doesn't know the way.

Oh, this isn't a discussion. No need for reply.

Thus endeth the lesson.

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[Smurfetta]

I went that same night. Asked for Dee Dee, she's nit there, sorry. Just Lilly who is a nice spinner but probably not as good as the girl you want. I'll leave a review when I have more time.

 

[HeyitsDani]

Hey fellow mongers,

Just to pass on knowledge already attainable on this board, Rose at 14k is AMAZING. Sexy, fit, skills, and fun. What a winner. Beacause she already has some good reviews, I'm not going to go into details.

One thing though, I tried to get a line up this morning (10ish am), but no go! I'm sure there where girls there, I saw Dianne walking around when I got out of the TS. I'm just waiting for that moment when 3-5 gorgeous asian heinnas stand in front of me and I just pick the hottest! Any tips for my next visit on how to get a good line up? I asked mamsan a couple times for a line up, said I'd like to choose my girl. She just kept saying I give you best girl (ahhh Rose).

Help me get my moment to choose my girl!

Thanks,

Rusian

 

[Rosanna]

Will be comming ti the DC area for the first time and need to get a little info on the AMP front in DC will be there Sunday any any and all help will do. That would include escorts too. Please pm me.

Thanks

 

[vballchicka204]

I stopped by Gold and was met by a girl named Susie/Sooji/Suzy. She said that I could call her Sushi if I had a hard time remembering. She was about 5'4" or 5'5" and maybe around 110 pounds. I wasn't really expecting much in terms of looks when I first saw her as her face is kind of plain, but as soon as she took off her bikini, her body was slamming! Really hot tight and tanned body with perfectly shaped fake tits and long slender legs. She laughed a lot while giving me massage and kissing my body saying "oooh ahhh your turn to make sexual noise! " She licked up and down my shaft and flicked her tongue on the head, but she had a condom on her tongue which she put on with her mouth. Lovely time.

 

[Dark Lord of Truth]

Based on that, Sun is off my list. There has been a bit of a myth that the AMPs are so safe.

 

[Ericho]

Tried to post earlier but this !@#@$# hotel computer had issues. Went to 1333 Sunday night, got Misha and rejected her. She has semi-long hair, OK face, but no ass and tits. I asked if there was another girl and she said no. I started to head out but mamasan came in and asked if I wanted to see another girl.

Me: Yes.
Mamasan (in Korean): (name) come here!
Me: MISHA, YOU BULLSHITTED ME. THERE IS ANOTHER GIRL!

In walks Julia, 5'4", tanned, enhanced C-cups and with a much better attitude than Misha. I asked about the infamous Nana and was told she 'went on vacation' two weeks ago. Put an appropriate donation on the table, had a nice TS, hair washing, etc, followed by FS in the room in multiple positions. A little rushed but didn't feel like trying to find other places.

On the way out she commented that they would be closing for a month to fix a water leak.

Where the hell is this 14K place?

Nite

 

[Kiz]

I stopped by 14K on Mother's Day right after noon. The place was pretty quiet. I asked for Angie, whom I had seen the week before. She had just arrived last weekend, but was gone already. Too bad. I enjoyed my time with her. This time I tried Diana. I got a great massage. Other activities were fun, too. She is as has been described earlier.

F1

 

[Sam N]

http://dreamdesire69.myescortpage.com/playgirls.phtml

Has cum up strong as well.

 

[Pompal 09.]

Yes she is.

 

[Cran]

Yeah that was a post explaining my first time with an SW when I was 19 three years ago. I actually am 23 now. Everyone's got thier reasons to monger. I might just be a younger unexperienced guy who has bad luck with the ladies and is severely sexually deprived and frustrated. I wouldn't say thier old enough to be my Mom. You're talking late 40s-early 50s there. Than again some Asian women do look young well into thier middle ages.

 

[Tigerspaw357]

Yes I'm kidding. LOL

Funny as that is though, I actually thought for a while that this may be the TBWNN...now THAT would have been a shocker...

 

[Julie]

Went to my favorite place yesterday and asked for my girl in training. Mamasan told me she left (just when I was getting her trained) so I asked for the lineup. Two choices, saw one a few weeks back so picked the new one, PB, a little short, nice rack.

I told her I had been there before and knew the routine so we headed straight to the TS. It was pretty good TS, but not much AR. Back to the room. I left the tip in the table and when she returned, she asked if that was for her and I said yes. I told her I had been working outside all weekend (which I had) and my back was really sore. She gave me a great massage. Plenty of time on the back. I remember laying there thinking "I got to post about this great massage, I hope the other service is just as good, that would be a great find!". She continued the massage on the legs and arms and then did the walking in the back thing with the toes right on the back. It was great.

Then the light massage for a while and then off to get the tools. She told me to flip and she would be right back. (I thought that was a little out of order, but I think she was new - she had trouble with the water temp during the TS too.) Back she came, off with the clothes, a little lube for her, body rubbing, and then into a BBBJ (really just licking of the shaft). Then into a CBJ. It was really good and I almost lost it. When I told her to stop, she started right into a cowgirl, but BT needed some time to calm down, so I told her I wanted standing mish. I never can finish in a standing mish so I was able to buy some time. I flipped her to a standing dog and then told her I wanted the cowgirl. She said no and wanted me to finish with the standing dog. I told I wasn’t going to finish until the cow, so I continued for a few more min telling her I wasn’t going to finish. After she accepted the fact that she was going to have to ride, she agreed. I kind of don’t like to get into an argument about what position I want to finish in, but she realized she was in for a longer time if she didn’t agree to cow. During the cow, it was pretty good and it didn’t take long to finish. After finish warm towel and then thank you and goodbye. Don’t these girls realize that a little massage after the service (while we are recovering) goes along way to establishing a little loyalty? Anyways, here are the ratings

Face – 6
Body – 8
Massage - 10
Service – 8
Attitude - 6

 

[anthony93]

OK. Got 2 reviews for the same place. This place will not be named in case of whoever is lurking so you won't know where this place is at but hey, that's just the way it's going to go.

First visit.

The woman I pull is old as hell. (when I say old, I mean between 40-50). I like them in thier 20s and early 30s. Anyways, she still looked decent so I went ahead. Face was pretty, body was thin but not skinny and B cups. TS was pretty good. There was really no real massage, just a really really soft massage. Then flip and got FS. Experience was great and I left very happy. Her attitude was good.

Second visit.

This is where things go wonky. I planned on going to JHH in maryland to try that out but instead decided to go back to this place since my first experience was good, and figured, the odds are better if the first experience went well. Now I am wishing I went with my gut originally to try a different spot.

So I get back to this place and the SAME chick greets me and I ask if I can try someone different cause I like variety. She is cool with it. She gets someone else. This time the chick looks like late 20s and early 30s. I think perfect. Face is cute, and body is good with B cups. This is where things slowly god down hill. Hit her with the fee for the massage and I get ready for TS. TS is like any other TS but the whole time I get this wierd vibe from this girl like she has a shitty attitude that she is trying to cover up but you can still sense / read it. Then she goes to dry me up. Kinda half asses it. We get back to the room and I end up having to dry myself up a little more while she left. When she comes back she starts the massage. Massage is painful and not that good. She asks if it feels ok and I obviously say yea cause I'm a man but I swear it felt like she was trying to hurt me. She was putting her whole body into some of those thumb presses. During this process I ask about the FS. She said how much. I offer the standard obviously. She asks for more. I told her I don't have more. We settle on that price. After the massage she asks for the money before everything else. I give it to her. She then asks for more again even tho we settled on a price and I'm thinking what? And then she gives me this look as if I'm cheap. Number 1. We didn't even finish yet, but she wants me to tip extra on service I haven't even been given? Her whole attitude was just shitty the whole time basically (from ts to finish). It really turned me off from the whole experience. I literally struggle to get a nut off because of her attitude. I eventually lose my "Will" (if you know what I mean) for a bit and she is like "maybe not today" and I'm thinking,"no maybe you need to not be a ***** and stop making me feel weird about all of this." I ask her to give me 5 minutes so I can gather my thoughts and she is hesitant but then she agrees. She leaves and then comes back in literally like 1 minute and keeps saying maybe not today come back again etc. And I'm like no, let me try. So I get it back by focusing on someone else and I get the nut off. Mind you its been like 45 minutes total, not the whole hour so its not like I was going past the time limit. As I'm getting dressed its like she wants me to hurry up. She is standing by the door with her hand on the knob with the door cracked open peaking out of it and then looking back at me then peaking back out. So I'm trying to put my clothes on faster to oblige this chick. Then she just ups and walks out and I'm thinking damn I can't put this stuff on any faster. She comes right back and is staring at me with the door like half open waiting and then I finally get my shoes on and She walks me out. I feel like I wasted my money. I didn't leave the way I left all my other experiences at an AMP. I wasn't happy, but I wasn't upset. I just felt like "man, whatever" after I left. I don't like it. I felt GREAT after leaving the first time. This time I felt like it would have been better to have that money in my pocket still. And it slowly ate at me more and more over time to where I'm laying in bed trying to sleep and I can't stop thinking about how annoyed I am now about the whole situation to where instead of me posting my reviews tomorrow, I had to get it off my chest now. Honestly, The experience kinda turned me off from AMPs in general and I feel like just not even bothering. With that said.

That experience really made me appreciate Mist and Sky more for the attitudes the girls had at those places. I mean, attitude is huge difference, in fact, it's a game changer. Even the chick I messed up with my first time at mist had a attitude 100 times better than this chick (after I made it right with her of course). Damn I wish Mist and Sky were still going.

Anyways. Those are my honest reviews and how I felt about them, hopefully I didn't piss anyone off here.

 

[Pierina]

I went to the place on 17th and I street this evening around and no one answered the bell. It's a shame because I have had some great times at that place.

Dejected, I went to my backup with very low expectations. As it turned out I had the best AMP experience of my life. It was totally random too because the first provider who was sent to me was exactly my type: small breasts, thin, thick nipples, and very cute. I could not have chosen better.

Generally I assume that any passion evinced by these girls is the result of acting and frankly I could not care less. But sometimes there are certain physiological signs that simply cannot be faked. Those signs were present in abundance tonight.

Overall the entire experience was an animal-like tangle of sweaty hair pulling and pounding, which suits me like white on rice. So to say.

But given the current environment regarding our friends in the law enforcement community I am keeping the specifics of this one to myself for now. Just rest assured that there are opportunities out there, even after the recent unpleasantness.

When she eventually leaves town, as I know she must, with her consent I will post all of the gory details. Until then I am going to try to kill myself from overexertion, or go broke trying.

 

[Dennis A]

Here is the European mechadoll.
http://www.mechadoll.fr/index.html?lang=fr&target=d12.html

I would suggest add-ons allowing the poupee to talk, moan, contract vaginally, ask for money, and perform bodily functions.

Rapid

 

[fradya420]

I see why they call you friendly.

Stupid to have left business cards out in hotel room.

Criminal attorney already contacted.

He says wait and see obligation.

Fuck the child

 

[rOcKerO83]

Why is there such a lack of privacy for these girls/owners, whatever?

It's kind of disturbing that these girls are unable to separate their professional and personal lives due to people posting everything about them, whether it be their whereabouts, their sentencings, etc.

How would we johns feel if our personal information was constantly posted to a site dedicated to the sex industry?

"Yeah, this guy, who frequents Supra and Gold, is named blah blah and he's married to blah blah and he works at blah blah and he lives in blah blah"

I'd love to see what the reactions would be if somebody posted the personal information of Seven Eleven and Ian.

 

[Gwennie B]

Rose requested an additional tip, above and beyond the standard fare. I wanted to call attention to this unusual request. She repeated this request several times, until I was rescued by mamsan.

Aren't all mongers sleaze bums?

 

[Idle Chitchat]

Don't fall into the trap JJ. You are providing good intel as you have for a long time. If I am not mistaken BB, acting as a moderator as always, is just pointing out that you are in a "Massage Parlor" thread and you are posting a review of something that is not a massage parlor. Personaly I appreciate the information being posted here. I am not sure I will partake but the info does expand my horizons and options.

Keep posting any new and exciting information you may have that will benefit the rest of us.

My thanks,
BDD