Massage Parlor Reports

[Yellowdog]

Yes, that's right I'm going to do it. I'm going to ask for info!

I've been out the hobbie for a while now due to some personal matters, only to return to see every things topsie turvy in the city. My last visit to H&H a few weeks back was my attempt to get my feet wet again. It was o. K but nothing beats an AMP. Called Supra today and got no answer. M. St 3rd floor-too many bad experiences there to even waste the little money I do have risking it. I know the drill and RTFF but everything bit of info in here now is like trying to de-classify CIA intelligence findings. And rightfully it should, so someone PM me the spot that near the gay bar.

 

[Heywood Jablowmi]

Morning Fellow Mongers,

I had the pleausre of seeing Kristina from CL and eros. Even though she's not stacked and rather skinny, her sexuality makes up for it bigtime. First time I have never felt rushed, she was super sweet, and had the standard $. 5 for 1/2 hour.

Her performance was a little better than average. Her CBJ technique isn't the best, but she rode me so hard and fast I thought I was gonna pass out. Her long hair drapes over her B tits very nicely when she is riding, and she likes watching in the mirror too. Lots of Mish, Froggie (squatting Doggie), DS, DATY (nice tiny shaved pussy). As soon as I have the funds I'm going to repeat. Of course YMMV, but I reccommend highly. She works out of a nice hotels Rockville and Arlington.

Also, any intel about when Supra is going to open up. I called this morning and got a busy signal instead of that lame message. Good Sign? Lets hope so.

Mong

 

[cherise]

My first time going to Star, and definitely want to repeat.

1) Star
2) Bebe
3) nOtable
4) More, by PM

Jim

 

[Kayleigh]

I share many of your views and appreciate your post [though perhaps it should be on another board; since the ongoing flame war isn't though, then no reason why this should, I guess].

However, my strong sense is that we. As mongers and as part of the general male population. Are in a distinct minority. [aside: one adult website I belong too sometimes has HJ videos on. Which I really like. But most of the site's members (no pun. They have a comments section) think it's almost gay to watch them and basically seem to say (a) "why would I want to watch what I can do myself" or (be) "why would I want to watch what I had to settle for in HS? ".

Like you, I, too, appreciate a well-performed and intimate handjob with extras (including kissing) and other things as you describe. IMHO, this can be extremely erotic, many times even more so than standard fare. She's has to concentrate on you. She can't just close her eyes and perform (or let you perform on her). She can lay next to you and get really close. Third, when it's popping time. You (and her) get to see the whole show. Now, don't get me wrong, there's a place for BJs and everything else. It's not like I don't do that. But the standard HJ has stood its test in time since high school.

When I began mongering in fact, this is what I almost always got. For a variety of reasons including not knowing that there were other menu items. I think you're right that that this practice has changed some over the last years.

I have also experienced a disinclination by some. But not most. Girls to giving HJs. Mostly, its an economic issue, but also it requires a level of intimacy sometimes that they just don't want to engage in.

My. 02 and I'm glad to have a fellow traveler!

 

[ani]

Hey monke

I beg to differ, but I think that race does not matter to these girls at all. I am a rare mixture of white, hispanic and Chinese (I look very similar to "the rock " the ex wwe wrestler with more of an asian resembelance but a little lighter). I have spoken to these girls everytime I have visited the AMPs and they have told me that simply. Race does not matter to them! They don't only like white guys if thats what you are trying to say. Besides I have gotten state of the art service from bbbjs and gfe's which have lasted well over an hour, they paid no attention to my complexion whatsoever. I think the idea of them only liking white guys is completely irrelevant and completely untrue. Many of them do not like white guys at all (no offense). Color is unimportant to asian women from my point of view, if it really was a concern to them, they would not even service guys from other nationalities at all. You think if asians only had a fetish for lightskinned people, they would make movies with black men and people from other nationalities like: rush hour and romeo must die? .

I'll say it again to everyone in this board.

Race does not matter to asian women, or any AMP provider.

Ok, I'm done raising hell now

See ya!

 

[ChristelW]

Supra: sign on door still says closed

14K: open (I didn't expect it to be). Had food I'd just picked up so sat in the park across the way and watched the coming and goings. No one going in or out of 14K, but a good number of people hanging around the area... maybe I'm paranoid.

Anyway, pretty much same protocol as of old: pushed buzzer and let in, asked to see the girls but first one walks up, my jaw drops and I forget that I asked. It was Julie: petite Korean girl, in a small bikini, fair-good English, stacked up top and stunning long dark hair. Wow. wow again. Undressed, washed and washed very, very well.

Back to the room and I put the $$ on the table, she comes in, sees it, and off comes the bikini. I get kissed. There follows foreplay, kissing of her, daty, her astride me while I'm siting on the edge and finished off with me taking her from behind. Then cleaned up, lied down and massaged by her still in the nude and then finally cleaned up, dressed and on my way.

Wow. Look after this one. She is cute, bubbly, charming and stunning. If she isn't new to this, she's faking well. And that was Julie. Enjoy!

 

[dirtsa2828]

Fair enough. I re-read your review and I offer my apology. You do seem to have been talking about a business relationship vice a personal one. My bad.

And I appreciate and value your perspective as well. I agree with you that there is value in discussing the business here. I mean we all spend a lot of money on these girls. We owe it to ourselves to try to understand the business.

Having said that, I also have to say that the industry is what it is. It's not clear to me that we (as customers) have the power to change any of that. One thing you have to keep in mind about this business is that it's basically illegal. When you are talking about patronizing a bar or a barber ship, you have alternatives and you can talk about possibly changing things through your patronage. But in some respects the AMP business is like buying illegal drugs, except that you are paying for a service and not a product.

In that respect the industry sort of has you over a barrel. At least that's how it seems to me.

LexLuther

 

[Gtrgtrvtr]

Seeing this post on CL

http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/ers/1046793019.html
Quote:
Grand Opening!! Mystic Spa! Come and enjoin the relaxation and relieve your stress. Dry sauna & shower available.

1768 Columbia rd 2nd flr.
NW Washington DC 20009
#202-232-4077
Open 10am - 'til late!
Unquote

So I had to see the settings and review my dream.

The lady who was to administer my therapy is called Nana, about 5ft tall with babyback. Long hair with extra makeup white bikini. Seeing she is over 40 , I saw wise not to ask her her age (she has a hot body with small natural tits but her face is not one of her best features.) (She said she arrived yesterday to DC so guys do not confuse her with another lady of the same nickname at a different Spa).

She gives me a thorough TS then off to the Sauna (I see that even the wood is newly installed.)

Back to the room , over the average massage then the alphabet soup letters.
Hot towels and then I am out (I was not shortchanged timewise).

Would recommend if the lady were a couple of decades younger. Although she went through the motions and has a good attitude.

I am going to burn in hell for lying to the lady telling her I would see here again (while praying to the AMP Gods that things get better in DC.)

Seniors can PM me for details.

Loopy De Loop
The happy Monger Woolf

 

[WishYouWereHere]

I am not from this area but visited a few AMP's in the past and have good memories. The shutting down of AMP's is not unique to this location. Ann Arbor, Mi & Toledo, Oh where I was located for a long time used to be exceptionally great. So were many locations through out the mid west and both coasts in the 1980's & 1990's. I saw the change in this decade. With a proliferation of the web & websites as ours many AMP's have been closing all over the place by LE action in the last 10 yrs. Where legal or semilegal in Canada this is not the case. LE reads these pages just like every one of us. You may be correct that AMP's are going the way of the DoDo bird in the US.

 

[blahblah=]]

Hey! I'm back in DC for a bit and was wondering if IHC was still in business. I don't see any posting about it for about a year (the last one wondering if it was closed). If it is toast, I'll go back to researching the forum for someplace else.

Happy mongering!

 

[crknapp79]

I don't think 1333 is open anymore. I've only been there once. By the time I decifered the post on here and located it I got on soso attempt til they started putting up the closed sign.

 

[While Quantities Last]

Sure thing! Right after I solve this little global warming problem...

 

[teebee]

I was in M spa 3rd floor when the cops came to ICM a couple years ago. I was there to pick up a lady and some cartons of cigerettes to take to Atlantic City. I was eating a meal when we heard a loud crash and yelling. I thought it was a robbery but one of the girls came running and said the police are downstairs. The girls hid their money and got changed. They locked the door and turned the lights out. The police ripped the camera out of the wall so we could not see what was going on. I was a little scared and so was on of the girls The other two were not. We looked out of the window and saw cop cars, marked and unmarked all over M st. They did take some people away. Finally they came upstairs. The cop took my ID asked what I was doing here and I told him I was eating dinner. He told me to get out of here right now and not to ever come back. He took the girls Id's as well and told them to go home.

I found out later ICM was raided because of drugs. Don't know if they found any or not. A girl that used to work at M spa named Susie was really nice, but I lost contact with her. She had a horrendous gambling problem. Does anyone know her?

 

[heny]

This index covers reviews of DC AMPS as found here on the board from October 2007 to December 2007.

Any review over a few days old may already be out of date, and the providers may have moved on.

Listings follow the format:
Provider - date of review - reviewers handle (*)

* subjective qualification on my behalf as to whether it was a positive, negative, or other/mixed review.

Previous review posted on 7/12/08


Supra (84)
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Gina - 12/30/07 - DickallMighty (?)
Maya - 12/28/07 - Eeyore (?)
Sasha - 12/28/07 - Rejected Monke (?)
Gina - 12/21/07 - BigTime3 (+)
ShaSha - 12/21/07 - Dudeman-12 (+)
??? - 12/20/07 - Corsair88 (-)
Sasha - 12/16/07 - And Rich (+)
Yumi - 12/15/07 - Ampfreq (+)
Suzie - 12/15/07 - Philkrenshaw (+)
Won - 12/10/07 - CsInControl (+)
Suzie - 12/10/07 - Rocket R (+)
Ruby - 12/10/07 - Willett (+)
Ruby - 12/5/07 - Southern G (+)
Won - 12/5/07 - Horsetrader (-)
Won - 12/02/07 - Entropyrules (+)
Looby - 11/30/07 - Max Beelyun (+)
Won - 11/26/07 - Corsair88 (+)
Suzie - 11/23/07 - Laxman#2 (?)
Ruby - 11/21/07 - Paychex (+)
Cherry - 11/18/07 - Frosty Man (+)
Maya - 11/16/07 - Ace73 (+)
Maya - 11/16/07 - Max Beelyun (?)
Ruby - 11/13/07 - Odysseus 46 (+)
Ruby - 11/12/07 - CsInControl (+)
Suzie - 11/11/07 - Max Beelyun (+)
Sujin - 11/09/07 - DickallMighty (+)
Suzie - 11/06/07 - NukeyNuke (+)
Suzie - 11/04/07 - Sleeping Bag (-)
Cherry - 11/03/07 - Rejected Monke (+)
Cherry - 11/02/07 - Jason Guess (+)
Ruby - 11/02/07 - Max Beelyun (+)
Maya - 11/01/07 - Corsair88 (+)
Maya - 11/01/07 - Papasan1 (+)
Maya - 11/01/07 - Ravensfan (+)
Suzie - 10/30/07 - Big Daddy Don (+)
Maya - 10/28/07 - B L Swagger (+)
Suzie - 10/28/07 - Tipster2 (+)
Cherry - 10/25/07 - Navy One (+)
Tara - 10/25/07 - Max Beelyun (+)
Tara - 10/23/07 - Black (+)
Happy - 10/21/07 - Bukowskichuck (?)
Cherry - 10/18/07 - Jack B Nimble (+)
Cherry - 10/17/07 - Jake JJ 1492 (-)
Suzie - 10/15/07 - Aeolus (+)
Nana - 10/14/07 - Love Tractor (+)
Happy - 10/11/07 - LoveLOS (+)


Green (Capital,GHS,1333, Carriage House) (82)
====================
Sue - 12/24/07 - PussProwler (+)
Kay - 12/24/07 - Lovejugs (+)
Sue - 12/11/07 - Lbridgerunner (+)
Suzie - 12/7/07 - Pcpc1688 (+)
Suzie - 11/27/07 - Big Daddy Don (+)
Coco - 11/18/07 - CabDriver52 (+)
Sue - 11/09/07 - Nova Guy (?)
Jenny - 11/05/07 - Black Yogi (+)
Jenn - 11/02/07 - Bubba ray (+)
Jenny - 11/02/07 - Pcpc1688 (+)
Sue - 10/27/07 - Big Daddy Don (+)
Sue - 10/15/07 - Big Daddy Don (+)
Suzy - 10/15/07 - Hawkeye In Md (+)
Cocoa - 10/8/07 - Superman06 (+)
Michelle - 10/7/07 - Sleaze bum (-)
Misha - 10/3/07 - Ginger man (?)
Sue - 10/3/07 - Big Daddy Don (+)
Sue - 10/2/07 - Max Beelyun (+)
Sue - 10/1/07 - Carnesseur (?)


1413 (14k, sky) (60)
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Angie - 12/31/07 - Rejected Monke (?)
Angie - 12/24/07 - LoveLOS (+)
Angie - 12/23/07 - Readerx (+)
Angie - 12/23/07 - Dire Wolf98 (+)
Sarah - 12/21/07 - Max Beelyun (+)
Mimi - 12/18/07 - Sleeping Bag (-)
Mimi - 12/13/07 - LoveLOS (+)
nana - 12/13/07 - Dire Wolf98 (+)
Nana - 12/10/07 - Readerx (+)
Bebe - 12/8/07 - LoveLOS (+)
Nana - 12/7/07 - CsInControl (+)
nana - 12/5/07 - Max Beelyun (+)
Yong - 11/20/07 - Jack B Nimble (?)
Bebe - 11/16/07 - Thesailor (+)
Mimi - 11/08/07 - Bill88 (-)
Yumi - 11/05/07 - CabDriver52 (+)
Coco - 11/05/07 - Ian Dokkaebi (-)
Coco - 11/04/07 - Sleezebum (+)
Bebe - 10/24/07 - Ginger Man (+)


Gold (IHC,Mini,1818) (44)
=========
Suzie - 12/31/07 - Rejected Monke (+)
GoldenGirlSpinner - 12/13/07 - LoveLOS (+)
Mina - 12/6/07 - Rejected Monke (?)
Tina - 12/6/07 - Big Daddy Don (-)
Peanut - 12/03/07 - DickAllMighty (?)
Pepsi/June/may - 11/03/07 - Rejected Monke (-/+/-)


Rio (olympic) (14)
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Nana - 12/02/07 - Tjunkyard357 (+)
Candy - 11/27/07 - Dr Bombay (?)
Lucy - 11/11/07 - Tjunkyard357 (+)
Sarah - 11/07/07 - Dr Bombay (+)
Hanna - 10/17/07 - Jake JJ 1492 (+)


Royal (24)
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Nana - 12/26/07 - CabDriver52 (?)
Mickey - 10/18/07 - Paychex (+)


H&H (3)
===
Jackie - 11/30/07 - Triple E (+)

Nari (NY ave )
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??? - 10/17/07 - Bill88 (-)

1829, 3rd floor (sun) (3)
===============
Sophia - 12/7/07 - Gashman (+)


Not Enough Info
+++++++++++++++
???
==
??? - 12/13/07 - LoveLOS (+) TAWNN
MsLL2B - 12/8/07 - LoveLos (+) TAWNN, haha
Ruby - 12/4/07 - yuengling69 (+), near mixing bowl (springfrield?), Supra? no insertion, but says it was awesome.
Coco - 12/02/07 - Saiyen (+)
??? - 11/09/07 - BigTime3 (+) what is the point? no name no spa BS
Coco - 10/28/07 - ReaderX (+)circlek, supra?
??? - 10/18/07 - MrSargent (?)
Janie - 10/1/07 - Bubba Ray (+)M st, 1st floor


No new reviews this Quarter:
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Happiness (han-sol)(10), GBT (3), castle (boss,1716 I, eyebar) (2), Thearpy @ M street, 1829 M st 2nd floor (ICM) (3), Jasmines


Closed Locations
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Youngs/venus (2352) (11)
===================
Busted - 12/28/07 - Hobbyist4life
??? - 12/26/07 - Drunk Irish (+)
Joanne - 11/25/07 - Ampfreq (+)
Mimi - 11/11/07 - Ampfreq (+)
Bebe - 10/19/07 - Drunk Irish (+)
Maya - 10/18/07 - Original Gster (+)
Ho-ba - 10/8/07 - Ampfreq (-)
Tina - 10/2/07 - Chick Magnet (+)

New world on 11th is gone - 10/17/07 - Christyusa

From previous indexes
CPHC (1 - old), Neverland (was sun, R.I.P.), 617K (mirage, magic) (1), Sun (29), Ok (8)


GPS Map - 10/6/07 - Love Tractor


Wayward One
All reviews should be read as interactive fiction.

 

[julie s]

I'm sorry. You seem to mistake me for a fool, Mr-I-will-only-take-and-not-give-any-information-in-my-being-on-the-board-the-better-part-of-a-year-and-I-have-10-posts-no-concrete-info-to-my-name.

Whatever.

 

[Jushkie]

Rotflmfao.

 

[beastt.. :P]

Just check the boards, there is some valuable info on here that can lead you to a decent place, depending on what you are looking for.

 

[Adrienne]

Went by Green to see Nana the night before last, she was busy so I spent time with Mickey. The TS was OK, back at the room, no massage right to business. After a long CBJ we started and finished in mish. She seemed to put in some extra effort since she knew I asked for Nana. After a bit of small talk she cleaned and dressed me and I was on my way.

Oh yeah, no rate hike, in fact rates weren't even mentioned.

 

[Lady Gaga Fan]

You raise some valid points. However, at a NYC-centric board, there were heated debates as to whether or not posters should provide more details. After much discussion, the consensus reached was that the NYPD, NCPD and SCPD could very well find venues when they wanted to find them.

The consensus opinion also felt that uninformative reviews and vague codes weren't helping members and busts still continued. The board concluded that it was better to provide more info than less and to avoid all those codes. That's my two Korean Won.

 

[Pompal 09.]

Friday, VIP was open and happy. Today, the telephone did not answer. The building was dark. The cable for the CCTV front door monitor was ripped loose and hangin into the stairwell. Two forlorn children's toys were laying on the floor at the foot of the stairs. I can almost guarantee that LE has caused them big trouble. If anyone knows more, and can suggest any ways to help the nice ladies who worked there, please post here.