Massage Parlor Reports

[rjp3526]

I've traveled in LA & DFW and am luckily now coming to the DC area. I've always enjoyed reading the DC posts and am looking forward to sampling your fine establishments. Plenty of info to find my way around but I've gone back several pages and don't see any posts which indicate standard house fee and tip. I obviously want to appear as if I've visited before to ensure the best experience. If someone could advise via post or PM it would be greatly appreciated. I'll be sure to share after my trip.

BMD

 

[Witches]

I went to a massage parlor and was given a thin girl with nice implants. No idea how old she is, could be anywhere up to forty, but can be taken for as young as twenties. No way to tell.

Went through the usual massage parlor type things. Table shower, massage, CBJ, main event. Once again, I was lasting unusually long.

She suddenly began complaining. "Why are you taking so long? I'm not even getting wet down there. You don't like condom? "

I just shook my head. "What should we do? " she asked. I shrugged. She removed the condom. "You don't just do this with anyone, right? " I asked. Dumb question. She said, "Of course not. "

I fucked her and came on her stomach.

The next day, I went to another establishment. Got a girl with average build. Younger, okay face, but huge tits. Went through the usual, was fucking away when the events of the prior day clouded my vision. I begged her for BBFS. Offered an additional $100. She kept declining. Then I kept pounding harder and harder. Then I made my offer again. She relented. Made me pay upfront the extra $100, but I got BBFS. Came on her stomach.

Amazed at my success from just asking, I decided to try my luck elsewhere. Big mistake. Some girls said, "We NEVER do that here. " One girl told me to shut the fuck up and kicked me out and told me to stop jerking off at home. Told the mamasan to never let me in again.

Lesson learned. You NEVER ask for BBFS.

Was at another establishment. Got a small girl. Okay face, okay body with implants, but still small boobs. Older girl. Playful personality. Table shower, massage.

She got ready to put on the condom and I sighed, "What a disappointment. " She asked me why. I just shrugged. Then she continued to ask, "Why? " Finally, I told her I didn't like it.

She put the condom on anyway. Then I asked her to do it without. She relented, and she gave me some BBBJ. Put condom back on and began pounding away. I guess I didn't learn my lesson. Asked her if I could do BBFS. She kept declining. Finally, she told me to just finish by hand if I don't like condom. Fortunately, she gave me some more BBBJ.

Finally, I decided that asking for BBFS outright is not good for anybody.

 

[Charly Hayes]

That fear you describe reminds me of the feeling I had with "Luby" from 1333 Green back in May '07. She was older with quite a bit of makeup...but had a great body.

A week after the session and I was still sore from Luby. Two bruised ribs, and my abs felt like they'd been torn apart. Guess that's what happens when your ridden like a pogo stick...and the girl is digging into your chest and stomach all the while...with a wide-eyed gaze and maniacal smile, staring at you like a crazy lady...

I guess I'm lucky I made it out alive. Would I do it again? Maybe...

 

[Joh]

Most likely what you had was a one-off. Not doubting your review, but I don't think your experience at that place was normal fare. True, you found this place via Erotic MP Reviews, but that website has some "padding" from time to time. I'd like to know how many reviews justified placing this nail salon into its records. Probably another individual tried his luck there when things were slow, and managed to coax the gal into making some extra bucks. Besides, there are other places nearby and elsewhere in DC that could out-compete a nail salon.

This and other nail salons have been in the Chinatown part of DC for ages, and I doubt any of them want to risk having their business license revoked because they were regularly engaging in extra-curricular activities.

So, you might not want to get your hopes up. Again, not doubting your review, but only saying that your experience would not likely be typical for other mongers here.

I'm not trying to start an ongoing debate here. In fact, send me a PM and I'll share with you a couple locations that you'll definitely want to check out. Regards, amigo, and welcome to the DC Metro region.

R::R

 

[Diana!!!]

Experts, in what order would you rank the following amps?

Star
Orange
Dupont

Unless there is one better than all of these.

Thanks

 

[stuck cook]

Very well said Ginger Man,
Even though it is possible with a select few ladies, (Multiple O`s) the magic O takes a lot out of anyone. One can only imagine how exhausted a lady would be after six customers. When they say she's not available she could merrily be just sleeping/exhausted.
Happy Hunting
AJ

 

[maria_5100]

Spinners are my the best, name and place?

 

[Angelhil]

DW-
Good reading. I got to 1413 late on Wednesday and couldn't remember Mimi's name. Ahjima (thanks for the korean language tip DW) greeted me and I asked for a small one, not the tall one! I drew Angie. I was expecting a rather average session, especially after an average TS. We got in the room and she inquired if I would rather start with massagi or boom boom. I chose desert first.

A flirtatious flick of my tounge and she was on her back with her legs over her head. My kind of girl...

The rest sounds like a lot of other LoveLOS posts--lots of DATY, multiple female O's and a wonderful finish. I think I chose Mish, Cowgirl and a Doggy finish. I just know it was good.

Angie:
Face: 7
Body: 8
TS: 6
Massagi: 6
Sexo: 8
Repeat: Recommended repeat, but may prove difficult with a MsLL in town.

LL

 

[chipper35_1999]

With the Neverland tours on a brief hiatus, I wasn't quite sure what to expect.

My tour guide, a tiny elf of some royal status made me feel quite at ease. You see, its customary at Neverland to bathe in the fountain of youth before the journey...so away I went.

No sooner had I returned from the fountain a wonderful laying on of hands was provided...a sort of healing ritual I am told.

"Bonjour" my guide said with a smile, and, after a time I asked her "comment allez vous." Then, from out of the blue, she puts on a cowboy hat...backwards. That must have changed things a bit because the tour sped up to a feverish pace. I could hardly keep up...thank goodness the bible thumper stopped by to slow things down.

Did I mention that this elven princess was quite an expert at the sites on the outskirts...the rim, if you will? Soon the missionary completed her sermon and thanks were given to the most high...

To be continued...

 

[Pompal 09.]

Why does this post seem fake?

 

[thelma_layton]

RM & AJ, you may actually both be correct. The lucky ones and the ladies with lawyers may have gotten off quickly, but some were arrested, and others simply held without charges...for long, agonizing weeks and months on end...only to be deported with nothing but the clothes on their back.

 

[Yahzmin (US) (???)]

Long time no review in. But I have a bad dream to review. I've been frequenting a location well-known to those who are experienced, and have had good dreams everytime except for the last dream. Had a bad dream about a girl named Sue (or Soo). Average face, body was pretty good. Probably early to mid 30s. Straight mid-length hair.

Girl was all business-like. She wasn't unfriendly, but I don't think I saw her smile once, and she was very quiet. Now the TS was actually good. She was thorough, which at first, I thought I was going to get some AR. But it didn't happen. Massagi was OK but she kept repeating the same moves over and over for what seemed to be the longest time. Finally on to the main event, starting with a CBJ. It wasn't bad, but certainly wasn't one of the better I've had. Went into mish and she was looking like she didn't like it, so we went into K9. That only lasted a few minutes and she moved herself back into mish. I was like WTF I wasn't done. At this point I was starting to think there was something wrong with her equipment or something. So back in mish, which wasn't that great anyway, a few minutes in I started smelling something foul. No idea where it came from, but it wasn't me. So now, Mr. Happy just wasn't very happy anymore. She wanted to finish with HJ. Fine, we can give it a go. That wasn't happening either, so I suggested CBJ again. She refused on the grounds that we only have one hat and it was already used. So now I just told her to stop.

If I get her next time, I'll definitely ask for to switch. Terrible dream.

 

[Herfnerd]

Instesd of starting off lazy I read some reviews on this and other boards before I set out. You have to finally get off your ass and take one. There is enough information on this board to make an informed decision. You can pop your cherry pretty quickly to build your experience based on the information already posted. I will say it twice don't be a lazy ass and go take one, then post information for others.

You ever heard that saying YMMV? Even if someone has great reviews you have to make your own impression and just use this info as a guide. Thats why getting your own experience is the way to go and pass on the 411.

 

[Foxy]

I think the post is NOT real, but just a mild bondage dream!

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[Pompal 09.]

Or is she the same Cookie that was at Supra just a couple of weeks ago?

 

[ted j]

I believe orange is closed, uncle LEO might have payed them a visit or the unsanitary conditions inside the location might have shut them down and I'm not talking about the tables or showers being dirty.

A close friend of mine rendered Orange services in August and came down with the clap. He did mention that everything was covered but nothing is certain in this world. Who knows what really happened to Orange but after hearing that, I decided to stay as far away as possible from Orange and their affiliates.

 

[Brutus]

Well I have an appt tonight at 9pm with victoria I will review back on how it goes.

 

[Ray L]

Just finished my 3rd and best visit yet with that little red flower over at 14K. Services just keep getting better and better, I completed the task in as many weeks and though it might be time to move on(?), I recommend her to all newcomers. A bit of advice...be nice and the sky is the limit with this one!!

MnV

 

[pezza]

Also, this BS game is a survival tactic on their part.

They have to pay the police boosters to stay tight with them.

Many officers are mongers, some are members of this board.

The unfortunate reality is that when orders come from city hall they (the police) will react negatively.

I seriously don't think that anything we say on this board affects AMP open / closed status.

AMPs that offer no services get shut down all the time.

 

[Joe Fish]

Visited a couple times in the last 2 months. Each time MMS started by matching me up with a fairly unattractive therapist. Both time's I've asked to see the MMS and have switched to someone much better. Last time was a therapist named Seven, who I remember from CPHC where I think her name was Joey or Choey? Anyway, it pays to request the therapist that you want. Both of my replacements were excellent. House fee is now. 7 and tip is same as it has been. I have always enjoyed this place and plan to return.