Massage Parlor Reports

[OwlTotem]

It's called agree to disagree. lol
I've only given you factual information! Not JJ`s speculation.

 

[Joe C]

I was at 4th floor and I was terrified by how old the ladies were. I also visited rose at 14k she was ok. Does anyone know which place to go for younger ones perfer age is 20s. I know if it hard to find nowadays, but just wondering.

 

[shrew]

You should be ashamed of yourself!

 

[Tylerf]

While I agree that nubs should contribute and be recognized, the sheer volume of the new guys is bothering me. I know, I know, I'm still paranoid, but I just can't help it.
Thanks LL

 

[Wayne(Brandon)2]

Rofl hey chris, I think I am one of the people that pmed u. My apologies. From reading through the articles I get a pretty good idea of what the AMP scene in DC is like. I have never tried AMP before and wanted to ask you. I felt if I asked the forum. It would be offensive as I have never posted a review on here before. I am moving to DC in August, and will probably hit up 14k (Seemed like the best from all the reviews) post up my experiences before asking more questions.

 

[deep blue2]

Sky is pretty much the best bet now that the AMPs are pretty much gone. Sunshine is actually the infamous Sue from Sakura a couple of years back except she now looks much better with straight hair. Cindy's a girl from Los Angeles and she is pretty much the quality we used to get in DC before Black Wednesday. There's also Angel Exotics which have been rotating Korean girls in lately but they use fake pictures so it's hard to tell what you're going to get.

 

[shadedskies]

Mamasan is a generic term that Westerners use to refer to older Asian women.

No matter what race they are.

While Romanized spelling of Korean words is always a pain in the ass.Good job.

Never mind if you are female or male.The younger or older sibling.A stranger or an intimate friend with the person you are speaking to.In public or private.

The list goes on.

Probably the hardest langauge to learn in all the differant contexts that is expressed.IMHO.

Anyway.To keep this post relevant to the site.And not have it deleted by "The Administration".

Some helpful info.

"Modun Kot".Everything.

'Tallo'. Dollars.

$100.00

They already know.Or they just count how many $20.00 bills.

 

[Stefan V]

Went to 1413 Saturday night around 10, could not get in at all on Friday, when I would call Mamasan would say "we real busy call in 1 hour. " So I get into room 3 Mama says it will be a few minutes asks if I want a water which was nice. After 5 min she comes back and asks if I want to get into the sauna. So I did that to kill some time, damn that is one hot sauna pretty much lost 20 pounds in there. After approx 10 min Candy opens the door and ushers me to the TS. The TS was pretty standard with some nice playing, never had my hair and face washed before but hey nothing like 2 showers in 1 hours time. Back to room she asks the second time if I had been here before, I lied and said yes, she asked for fee, I handed over $. 6 and she left and came back, stripped and proceeded to give very nice kissies all over had me flip over and did the same again. She started to give me a cbj and then the usual position swapping till the big finish. All in all she is a very nice provider, a pretty nice gfe, pretty nice boob job too if they didn't stand up so much you would swear they were real, except for they are on a k girl and they rarely have c's. Just FYI for first timers you will have to pass by the hostess for the club above this AMP, all I did was say I'm going downstairs, and they just say ok, followed by looks of disgust upon entry and exit, screw them LOL. I got yellow fever leave me alone. Sorry had.

 

[BruceMillerr]

Okay, so here is a more review.

My experience was nearly identical, except my girl was Katey, who also has an odd Asian/Icelandic look, and much very good English. During the "light touch" massage portion of our evening, I had to direct her hand to the important areas, and she gave me that "look." Then i motioned to her mouth and she said, "we don't do that here." Finally, I said, "How about russian?" She's all, "Huh?" So I took my own man-boobs and did a little demo. "Okay, but my boobs are small," she demurred. Better than my man-boobs, I thought, and easier on my back.

Frankly, she has great hands and an awesome Russian technique for someone who has no idea what that is. So, if you want some top-notch rub-n-tug, VT is your place, but don't expect anything more.

.8 at the door and .8 tip (I know, I know...)

Stimpy

PS And it's 4 stories.

Go in peace and serve the board.

 

[Campbell]

Does anyone know if Green is reopening? I would really like to know what happened to Sue from there. If you have any info please let me know.

Thanks

BDD

 

[Edward Bongshanks]

Amen!

Whenever I've been asked to provide a 120 gratuity I tell them I don't have it, which is the truth, since I didn't bring it in with me. I once left a session in a Philly AMP because of the reaction I got from lady. That is to say it was very negative. I asked mammason for my fee back but didn't get it but then again I never went back. My onlty satisfaction was writing a scathing review on TBD spa section. This was back in the day(mid-ninties) when that was a worthwhile site.

It's a simple fact that giving more money when asked for or demanded dosn't add up to better service. It only has you pay more for it. Because of the current economy I haven't had a raise in 3 years but I am greatful to have a job. Maybe I'll give more when I get a better income.

 

[Hina Jamil]

This forum is a joy killer! I could be coming to DC this fall for a 6 month tour...wow looks like I may save up some money.

Right now I have the pleasure of Las Vegas AMP's when the mood and cash are in line a decent quality and HUGE quantity are available. Are there any "get out" of DC Places that a guy can go to or is it really this devoid of options?

Thanks sorry to be a little negative but this seems bad.

 

[Tay B]

That's just the analogy I was trying to craft. And chew I did! )

PP

 

[Nunya B]

Not to doubt you, but what evidence do you have of their ages? Did you see their passports?

Most come on tourist visas, not student visas, but everything Ian said in his post squares with my own personal knowledge.

 

[brokendown321]

Thanks for running point on this one ...

Just for context, I do remember way back when some AMP girls wouldn't go all the way on the first date. So it may be some of that (or not)

 

[Ali G]

One of us, (hell it might even have been me), I believe went as far as to put a Google street view of this place in these very reviews a little while back. Read backward through the posts and find it.

 

[Hatikvah JPA]

Prices are same since I started also. Big difference: mostly used to get full hour until last couple years. Now seems only place gives full hour is Rio. 1818 try and rush yuo out after half hour if you let them.

 

[Carly123]

You may disagree all you want but you will never change my mind regarding what is a good and proper tip.

Do what you will but do not expect others to fall in line behind your lead and PLEASE let's not waste time and space in here arguing it all over again.

To see all the arguments from both sides just RTFF since this is not the first time it has come up.

I will not address the topic again except to repeat what I originally gave as my answer to the question as asked.

NEVER take more than $160 into one of these places. Never!

Peace.

JJ

 

[kimmywimmy]

Going to be coming to D.C. next week on business wanted to know if any AMPs close to Hotel George? It's a bit southwest of Union Station.

I can share experiences coming from Missouri, not that any of you would waste time in Missouri, but I can and will share. PM me any info.

Thanks!

 

[Jaena]

I also went to ihc and try out tara, sasha, sarah and 2 others that I can't remember their names. I would rate the 2 others first, then Sarah, Tara, Sasha. They actually have 5 girls working last week that mamsan told me. One of the 2 that I don't remember does massage before and after also. Tara was ok, but she smoke and also did not give me back the change she told me. I gave her 1.6 and she said she'll give me change which would give her for tip anyway, but she just ignore in the end.