Massage Parlor Reports

[Pompal 09.]

Hey Mikedd,
You were at least "one jack off"... DC still has the best rates around, compared to other major cities.
I have not seen or heard of any amp's, with the standard of 4 jacks! We are very fortunate, that we still get some great looking providers and still able to keep the donations at only a "buck".
The other poster is right, about how the providers are asking for donations up front for that very reason. Cause, they have gotten shorted many times.

Well, now you know...

Peace out...

H4L

 

[.x.Emma.x.]

Now that would make for an interesting locale! Not a post of substance, just a thought. Please don't throw stones...

 

[coyoteofgaia]

Sorry to drop this here, but there doesn't seem to be a section to discuss massage providers beside the AMP variety. Non-FS doesn't seem to belong with escorts.

Anyway, didn't know if anyone had some intel on this provider:

http://washingtondc.backpage.com/Bo...e_stop_shop_24/classifieds/ViewAd?oid=2880099

She's worked out of New York. There don't seem to be any reviews online.

 

[adeu_love-2009]

I have no doubt this kind of thing goes on but this is another article that sensationalizes news --all AMPs are full of nothing but sex slaves. Mongers who know just a little about the business know that it just ain't true. For men its about sex, for providers its about money!

 

[Pompal 09.]

I'm pretty sure most of the people weighing in on this issue need to take an intro micro-econ class.

 

[diana lisa]

I haven't been to a DC AMP in quite a long time, but I have been to BT in Beltsville in recent years. And based on reviews here, it seemed consistent that the house fee was $60-80 for an hour session and the standard tip was $100 for the highest level of service.

But I went down by the Marine Barracks on Friday and the woman who greeted me at the door said the fee was $160. It didn't seem clear to me if she meant that was the inclusive charge or if she meant $160 for the hour, plus the tip. Based on a couple reviews I've read on this forum. It seemed very likely that the latter was exactly what she meant.

At any rate, she said they were booked up at the moment and asked me to come back in a half hour. Given time to think, I recalled a agency provider in town whose fee was $260 an hour. Why not just go to her? Isn't the whole point of the AMP experience that it's a lower rate? A decent provider can give you a massage and the works; all you miss out of is the table shower.

Anyway, that's what I did: I contacted TGND and had a good time elsewhere. I'm still interested in visiting an AMP; perhaps I'll try *.

 

[Nathan M. Holden]

Star just opened eight days ago. Try again...

 

[.Me.]

Lack of reading attendtion, comprehension, Attention Deficit Disorder, I don't know.

To the poster, girls change frequently, and there are not that many AMPs. If you want young, M street, AMPs in Maryland, and sometimes Green. Read up on Orange, too.

Get to it before the little heads turns purple, green, or blue and post up when you get back, or better known as RTTFF!

 

[Richard Li]

Stopped by for some Olympic event training today.

Let me start by saying I give this dream a total 9 out of 10. Girl would get about a 6 though.

Was buzzed in and was asked the std questions by mamasan before entry. She was hesitant. Had a bad vibe from the start. Off to room #2. She asked who I've seen before. I said its been awhile and I'd like to see Michelle or Cherry. She stated they were busy but she would bring someone in. In comes Laura. Older and "bigger". Not fat mind you...just bigger. Hand her house fee and she asks who I've seen before. Not really being in the mood for a Q&A, I take my house fee back and tell her thanks but no thanks and begin to walk out the door of #2. She tells me to hold on (blocks the door). I then tell her that my "friend" - - 12^2 recommended I make a return visit and I should see Michelle or Cherry. She said hold on. Went out and spoke with someone and came in all smiles and said that its all good and that they remember him fondly and if I'm with him - then its okay. =) She assured me a good time so I gave the house fee and went off to the shower.

I was hesitant still because again - she was older (35+) and not a spinner. Some of her identifiers - tatoo of a sun around her belly button, tatoo on her shoulder blade and her spoken english was very very very good - just to help you ID her.

Shower was good. Well scrubbed with attention paid to the required locations. She was very playfull so this was a plus.

Back in the room. Planted my donation under the cell phone on the book case. Back rub was very good and long. Off came the clothing and her body was what I expected - not great but not bad. Bolt ons (std) and she was in the intial seforum.xxxes of transformation from a nice looking K girl to...well....not. Just the initial seforum.xxxes though. So, onto the events. Back rub turned into full on bolt on assault. Almost AR (teasing), ball play, shaft play from behind. Fun. Flip side for more bolt on assault eventually leading to force feeding them to me. No complaints.

Now, how do I get to a 9 rating when the above doesn't lead to it. Her oral techniques are 100% fine tuned works of art. Best I've ever experienced in an AMP. She worked the balls over nicely as well as the bare shaft. Slipped the cover on and went to work. Sensed a near explosion left the shaft alone and went back to the boys for awhile. Then she began the CBJ again and offered up a pleasant suprise. Full on DT. (not the stinky stairs DT of past) but DT as in Linda Lovelace. She'd go down, hold it, do some crazy throat stuff and come up for air. She'd flip flop from boys to DT. Went to my standard stand up posture and had her continue on her knees. She finished me off with this stellar performance. Worth this trip to Laura for this experience.

She also boosted my ego by telling me I choked her and she needed a drink. LOL - not a chance I thought as it doesn't take a whole hecka lot of effort to DT this guy. Regardless, she came back - warm towel, cleaned me up and gave a small front massage. Got me dressed and awayyy I went. Standard house fee and std donation. If a DT CBJ and lots of ball play and sucking is your thing - this girl is sure to please.

Now - while I was there, there were at least 2 other mongers there. This was 3:30PM today. I heard you all in all your glory so post the fuck up.

I should also note I initially swung by Sun but too much LE activity going on at the center. Q: Where the fuck are all the K girl spinners who give up motivated AR sessions?

Everything above is fiction though and couldn't possibly be true because I was at work all day....

-Nova Guy-

 

[MUFFINATOR.]

Be careful sounds almost like Little Tamba might be catching some feelings! If that's the case it`s possible you could be broke in short period of time. They're not working/looking for a boyfriend. They're there to make money!

Happy Hunting
AJ

PS
Two love reviews back to back is a little unnecessary

 

[K D]

Little Jake says no worries...he made Wendy a VERY happy girl. Then Tinkerbell came calling...and when Wendy wasn't looking, he got soaked in her fairy dust.

An unnamed third made a play, but, little Jake was beat...

Oh, little Jake must look into these magic, blue pills...or find a Brazilian spider...

http://news.yahoo.com/s/livescience...seserection;_ylt=Aj1Q_9aNDG2NOysRbYlLIKwPLBIF


P.S. - Finally something worthy of my 69th post! My hat's off to Little Jake for that one!

 

[Who are you]

But still wrong...

Now, assume I have $160 per month to dedicate to these activities and I do so once per month. That means I have 12X160 or $1,920 per year for all this and I provide these girls with income from me 12 times.

SO - they raise the price just $20, which you say is no big deal. Now my $1,920 must be divided by 180 which comes out to be just 10 and two thirds sessions per year.

Since that is not really acceptable to me, I would be hitting up the available action of CL which will take care of me for $150 or less and then I will be able to take care of business 12.8 times per year or more and the AMP girls will LOSE that $1,920.

In truth, I would be doing some of each to cure my itch but STILL the AMP would LOSE whatever money I spend on the CL trade.

Comparing this to gas for the car of food for the kitchen is simply piss poor thinking because, if need be, I can take care of the itch manually and not spend ANY cash and I CANNOT take care of the gas for the car or the food for the kitchen on my own.

THAT is the fact of life in this case and in this arena. ANYTHING else is just so much head noise (or keyboard clicking) and not worth the time spent doing so.

Peace!

JJ

 

[Lorri M]

Just wondering, what place is this?

 

[Meganne M]

Had some spare time this afternoon while visiting DC and needed to satisfy the urge. Usually stop by the King's place, but decided I needed to expand my horizons and check out the Carriage House.

After spending about 5 minutes trying to find an alley to the CH that wasn't getting a delivery for a neighboring building, I was at the front door and buzzed in immediately. Was met by Kay (mid to late 30's, B cups, dark hair that stopped at the base of the head) who led me to a room and collected the house fee. I laid the donation on the table and was led off to the shower.

Good soapy TS, with lots of attention to the right parts. After getting back to the room, a good medium massage was given. I was "shocked" to get a nice nipple dance on my back and after the flip a CBJ followed by CG and reverse CG. Would have spend some more time, but my *&#@ cell phone decided to start ringing like crazy.

Overall, a nice stress reliever. I'll be back in DC tomorrow and may have to go for the gold!

 

[Allan]

Monke,
If the bandages are small and round they have little needles inside. It's a form of acupuncture and as you describe older (in age) this would explain the bandages.

Triple delight sounds like a great day to me!

Happy Hunting
AJ

 

[Reiki Chick]

Note that NYC AMP rates are about 25% higher than what you pay for in DC (200). So you pay what you get and not all girls in NYC are young and great. I have had bad experiences up there and I perfer DC or Philly. But Toronto is the place to be now that the exchange rate is better.

 

[Craig]

Thanks for the correction. I called before driving downtown and whoever answered the phone said she wasn't there anymore. I will just go there now.

 

[Aaron PQD]

Re 1818. Catch as catch can. Next time you catch, ask them for hours. That is all I feel I can say on the board at this time.

Nana at green. I can't argue with her history and rep.

Question: Why Flushing? Besides it being koreatown. Why is this the place that they all come from? What the hell are the AMPs in Flushing like? I can only imagine.

 

[Kailey R]

Geez, the scene looks as good as over. No Supra, 14K, even Royal!

The demand remains, I wonder how the supply will resurface?

 

[stars.stripes.soccer.]

It is the easiet way for some top cop or mayor or some other fool who cannot make a name for themselves any other way..

I would like to hear a story of someone who was hurt because the AMP was there. Don't count the crazies who go in ther and kill the providers like that fool at DT a few years ago.

How has the AMP hurt the businesses that are near? Even the homeowners nearby are not harmed!

But, once some "big shot" busts a few AMPs or hookers they can say what all they have done to clean up the city!!

"Vote for ME!! I deported some Korean massage parlor workers! That makes me a hero!"

BS!

JJ