Massage Parlor Reports

[babyboysanchez06]

Some of the good spots in DC include (a) the top of the Washington Monument, (be) the Lincoln Memorial and Reflecting Pool, (see) the Smithsonian Museums, (the) the National Archives, and (the) Arlington National Cemetery (in VA). Try them out; you'll find them fascinating and educational.

Seriously, though, the currency of this hobby is information. Such information is gained through experience, the expenditure of one's time, and the exchange of your hard-earned cash for those experiences. Not much of this board's members' infomation came to them gratis. They went out and obtained it.

Imagine if you were to go up to a total stranger on the street and ask him to give you, say, $20 or so. That person would likely tell you to take a hike or give you a much ruder response. You should view asking for info in the same light, at least until you've built up your credibility and shown that you've contributed something to the forum. Right now, you've only got 3 posts to your credit, and none of them contain actionable intel.

Now, in spite of all this, many folks who read this forum have been so generous as to post, free of charge, reviews of their personal experiences. It's all there, for anyone to read. You just have to expend some of your own time and energy in reading them; then, you'll know where some of the "good spots" in DC and Virginia are located. But NO ONE is going to deliver it to you on a silver platter. If you and your brother want to "try this thing," you need to get off your@$$ and do some minimal work. Once you do so, and then start sharing some of your experiences, you'll start receiving some quality info from other members.

Got it? It's really quite simple. Now, go forth and review back.

RR

 

[finglas9]

I usually leave my wallet and cell in the car while doing any kind of hobbying, but for those who cab or Metro, that's not an option. It's been a while since I had a TS, but places used to provide plastic zip pouches to bring your valuables into the shower room. If you don't see one next time, you could always bring a Ziploc freezer bag.

 

[Bell Bell]

Had the chance to visit Mist a couple of days ago. Asked for Mary from Brutal One's recommendation of her on the board. Mary is 30 years old and cute enough. She has nice skin, medium nips and a cute butt. It is not a bubble butt, but it is a little better than other k-girls. Tables shower was done by hand, no wash rag. She dried me off and we went back to the room. She asked to lay face down and she left the room. During this time I took the liberty to place her money where she could get it. BTW, be very careful when you give these girls more than the house fee when

You enter. They try not to give you the change if you don't ask.

Mary's massage was pretty much non existent. She did the nipple drag for about two minutes as the massage and then asked me to flip. CBJ was for about four minutes. Nothing spectacular. She then wanted to get on top but I stopped her and asked her to lay on her back. I suckled and caressed for a few minutes before getting to business.

Miss, doggie, then back to miss. She tried to rush a little when we switched, but I told her that if she would fuck better, I would come. She did. Also, she does a lot of faking. The second I was inside, she was moaning loudly and there was basically no foreplay or reason for her to. YMMV.

Propilot-Always check your six.

 

[politically_incorrect]

Leave it to Washingtonians to not connect Miami and 1972. I thought it would have been obvious to everyone.

Having seen Lisa's green card, I can confirm that she's over 50.

 

[Pompal 09.]

I think you may have mistakenly posted a review for a Woodbridge VA spa on the DC board here. You want to post this on the Northern Virginia board.

Here is the link: http://www.massageplanet.net/forum/showthread.php?t=3958

 

[EatDaCakeAnnieMay!]

The Thai girl from Yoko on Florida Ave. So sweet, so innocent looking, so perverted. (OMG, you want me to WHAT?)

 

[Pompal 09.]

Text or Phone 301-252-9677

Simple enough for anyone to understand.

JJ

 

[noselessman]

Hell, I don't really have a problem with the quality. I have had a few bad ones here and there but overall has been quite enjoyable. I used to have great quality here in NOVA but it definitly was LE that stopped that, not price.

 

[katiet93]

I was daydreaming today about a trip to 1413K. Asked mamasan about Cheree for previous dream, but she is gone. Instead I meet Emma. Pretty round face, big, bright eyes, not skinny and not too plump, just a little extra padding, making a nice round can.

Again, the place was very clean.

I dreamed of a good TS then a couple minutes in clean sauna (not gross like at my gym) then a skillful massage. Mouth went everywhere. She pushed my legs back and up to practice some advanced Asian techniques. She knows a lot of interesting tricks -- skillful, to say the least -- some light biting was involved. I think I learned a few new things! Enjoyed a bit of DATY as well. The rest of the dream was all very convincing.

A hot towel and then a long, no rush massage.

Best. AMP experience. Yet!

Face: 7
Body: 7
Attitude: 9
Service: 10

 

[???]

Sorry the previous review, there is BJ only, instead of "BBBJ".

Sorry for the confuse!

 

[Tracer]

Went to the olympics again...most of the time i get great service there, and that still is the case!

I'm so happy to find out that one of my ATF is still there, Gina. There's been a few previous reviews about her already and none of it has changed. I haven't really tried 14k recently despite the exciting reviews since IMOHO, I find participating in the olympics, especially with G, is satisfying enough for me.

So if you guys decide to play with Gina, please handle her with care.

Have fun and be careful.

 

[seahorse02]

I didn't notice it until now. Weird! I'm thinking the simple fact that a lot of good locations have closed may hinge on the large amount of posts about 14K. Simply put, either more locations need to open or we need to start visiting new haunts. Rio seems to be kicking, NY seems to be a good option as well. We've lost some winners like CPHC and Sun. Maybe when things cool off in another month or two.

Still, good call.

Cabbie!

 

[scheccid2]

That link was just amazing, but you know that's not to be found here. Or if it is someone tell me! Haha.

 

[teresa m]

Went to Supra and saw "Happiness". She was VERY concerned about LE, apparently some sort of visit recently. I opted to leave because she said there was increased LE activity and so nervous it made me feel uncomfortable. I felt sorry for her leaving her there.

On a completely different note, got back from LA; if you visit look up a place called the Paris House. You walk in right off the street and there are only extremely hot russians. Will run you about 1 ben above the AMPs, but worth the treat.

 

[Georgia_xo]

Made my first trip there last week and I had a good time. The action included BBBJ, is this the norm there?

 

[dalton]

I'm sure most people are not familiar who this girl is, but she was arguably the #1 pornstar in Japan for a few years. I think she is now retired however. Somehow, her looks and body appealed to a large amount of people, possibly due to her bubbly personality that shines through.

Why do I bring you this useless tidbit about Sola Aoi, a Japanese pornstar who doesn't make porn anymore?

Because Ruby at Supra looks just like her. Just a heads up.

 

[whenallwasgold]

AMP name? Who's the girl?

Thanks for taking one for the team, but it helps of you share the useful stuff so the rest can avoid.

 

[just a cariboo angel]

For all you guys complaining about the scene in DC --I've never seen tickets to costa rica so cheap.

 

[Mukunda M]

Try the Va board.

 

[Loving <3]

Tender Touch was back near the airport, before the subway was built, right?