Massage Parlor Reports

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Are the prices quoted for an hour or less than an hour?

 

[Sindhu]

Lex,

I've always appreciated your perspective. By relationship, I mean a business relationship...not a 'take home to Mom' relationship. I, for one, could never have such with any of these girls. So, all of the part about that type of relationship doesn't matter.

I agree it's all about money. You get what you pay for. If you want better service and girls, we need to be willing to pay for them. However, there are ramifications to upping the base price.

Sleazebum,

I've always appreciated your perspective as well. I'm sure you will agree that the quality of provider and service is not what it used to be in DC.

I've had good and bad experiences, more bad than good lately. Never used to be this way in the past.

I think we need to give thought to how we can make it better. That was the purpose of my post. I'd like to think that it ties in with yours to a certain extent, in an effort to make the quality of the lay or blow better. In that vein, I think we can afford some intelligent conversation on the issue. Remember, it is US who REALLY set the prices (and thus the quality of service) in DC...simple economics.

Best all,

Nuke

 

[szamora1227]

I agree...you can make it easier by saying "everything" then immediately, she will exit and get condom or she will say, pay first then exit and return for the fireworks....

 

[SoSeiru]

I have it from a good source (Nana herself) that Nana, formerly of Supra, is now receiving Gentlemen Callers at the spa formerly known as Sky.

If you liked her then, you will like her now.

 

[shamar_online]

That's awesome. I've found a couple legit articles on the place, and I have a hard time not chuckling when I read them.

 

[12345]

Recently had a dream about New York's northeastern parts. My dreams usually take me to places close to the metro, but not this time.

In my dreams I met a girl named Peanut (or maybe she was trying to say Pena or something). Very young and innocent looking face. It makes you wonder why she's not hanging out with her friends at the mall instead, or at least why she's not at a high end shop back home. Just judging by her face, it looks like she's early 20s at most. Very tight body, despite the enhancements, which I didn't mind and they were very nicely done anyway. Probably one of the better bodies I've seen, but your mileage may vary. Not too talkative but definitely friendly and welcoming.

TS was average. Got a hard massagi and she walked on my back a little. Which I usually don't like, because who knows if they'd mess up my back. CBJ was good but not exceptional. It was shorter than I like but I didn't complain. I was eager to move on. Cowgirl, mish, and finished by walking the dog. She's not the best technician I've had (though definitely gets the job done) but I really liked her body+face so this is most probably a repeat.

 

[Individual]

Out of all the good location, the owner of new place picked such a bad spot.

Needed to be careful when going there. Glad to hear you did not get hurt.

BT

 

[Ballet Dancer]

I ventured to 1413 Tuesday at 1630. Door locked, no answer to the bell. I was disappointed.

So I went to NY and met Yoyo. 5'7 slim, A's, nice hips and ass. I finished fast so it was a 40 minute session, and I was out the door. No kissing, no licking, no AR, everything was very standard without a ton of enthusiam, but I didn't have an alternative cure for yellow fever.

Yoyo:
Face 6, nice hair, small eyes, plain face
Body 6, tallish 5'8 nice ass
Massu 7, good pressure and strength, thorough but fast
Service 6 functional but not memorable

Would recommend, won't repeat.

Pussprowler

 

[nodumgys]

Anything you can provide would be helpful. Address, website, phone number, etc. Thanks

 

[blesst_624]

For beating me to this response.

I thought I might be the only one cynical enough to post it!

 

[I wanna know?]

Max Billion,

Well fortunately this does not happen often. Normally the girls have been too busy or are just too tired to participate in one of these two-girl shows, or whatever they call them. The mamasan knows this as well as the girls do. However from time to time and in any given amp it may occur that over a particular span of days business may be very poor indeed.

Now the mamasan has probably seen such trends in the past. In fact it's possible that in the past she was a working girl herself. So she is wise enough to know that if this happens over a long enough period of time, one or two or even all of the working girls may get itchy feet and start looking over the fence or down the road where she has heard that the grass is greener. If things were to take their natural course, then mama may find herself completely without any working talent.

Of course sometimes you have a confluence of events in which many if not all of the girls have been working so hard that they need a sort of break but not an outright vacation. If that is the case, a wise mamasan will realize that she needs to let the working girls take it easy for a while, not push them to work. She will even turn away less desirable customers or customers about whom she has some sort of reservations if not fear that they will do damage to the establishment of its business.

But if she sees a young stallion come in to the establishment who looks as tough he could handle more than one girl and that he will not cause any truoble or dissension amoung the working troups, then he may suggest to the client (who is most often not unknows to the mamasan if not to some of the girls that he may enjoy himself more if he were to take on two gals instead of just one.

Now if mamasan is in the frame of mind to be generous and if she perceives that generosity to be likely to yield a certain sense of satisfaction and well-being among her working charges, then she may go ahead and suspend the house fee for one of the girls. But it is going to be a rare occasion indeed where she will sacrifice the tips which often go entirely to the girls. That would come directly out of the purses of the working girls, the very girls whom the mamasan wishes to keep happy enough that the will not get the urge to leave too soon.

You must keep in mind that many of these girls flit about the country or the state because they had gone to a particular place with certain expectations about an establishment which may not have born out under the scrutiny of their own experience. For instance a madam or mamasan if you will may have over exaggerated just how much money was to be made their, how hard the girls would have to work to make it. They may not have told the complete story on what the girl's living accommodations would look like, how much food would be supplied, what quality, etc. They may have described the local as being close to shopping opportunities when in fact it is in a poor rural area whose greatest retailer of women's clothes is the Lane Bryant shop.

So some of this yin and yang is what is at work when providers leave establishments more quickly than we expect them to do so. There are other issues as well of course. For instance in a place like the greater Metro Atlanta area where there have been a great many raids of late, you have a situation where a young woman with ambition may have come to town expecting that if she had ambition she would work her way up by gaining experience in one establishment and then move from one to the other until she had learned how to manage a place. Now due to the scarcity of spas in the former large numbers, she has to re-examine her former plan.

But above all, it is necessary for the mamasan can make the girls believe that through her running of the show, she can provide her girls the opportunity at least not to grow poor during their stay. Keep in mind that although these working girls may seem to you and me to be making an exhorbitant amount of money, many of them blow it on clothing, others send it back to support their children who are being cared for in another American city or in another country entirely. A small perceneforum.xxxe of them are blowing their money on drugs. But I think that in general they live from one hand to the next. So a single deal put together by the mamas which show that they can each make out semi-well even when their only enough customers for one gal, will often allay the fears of a number girls.

But as I said the bottom line is that the punter should be prepared to "take care of" both girls. And unless mamasan offers it explicitly, the punter should expect to pay house fee for both girls.

Well that's it for now. Take care of those lovely young women as you would wish your sister to be taken care of were she in desparate enough straits to offer her pussy for sale. And if she does offer it up for sale and it's nice stuff, please tell old Lex about it, contact numbers, etc. Lex does enjoy a bit of strange now and again, all the more so if its the milf type of innocent undpected stuff that one did not expect to be on offer. But Lex likes his gals to go unshaven. That lends an even greater air of innocence to the who thing which does not suggest that this gal has done everything to herself to attract punters. It suggests she may not be overused, callous, jaded, and with a hard personality. We like the innocent unsuspecting ones whom we can teach something to. Something which will render them exquisitely viable in our hands.

LexLuther

 

[Pompal 09.]

1. Star
2. Pibi(P.B.?)
3. Okay
4. PM for details

Would not repeat.

I've been to Star a few times and each visit was worse than the last.

 

[Matt Gavaghen]

Perhaps the guy was from the International Neuropsychological Society. Probably just some asshole getting his guns off harassing the girls.

Or a B.S. post.

 

[Kendal]

And WhatTheFuck, Welcome to the board. Your post is absolutely correct as far as how things tend to work on this board. Who knows, you may yet escape the flames of initiation. Have fun and let us know how it went.

LoveLOS[/QUOTE]Thanks, LL.





Appreciate the welcome, from the legendary LL.

My buddy told me, you were the ultimate monger!
I am currently doing my own investigation, in search of the Neverland.
I have ventured into couple of places in DC, the past week.
The places were certainly not the neverland.
Sorrry to say, the two places were nothing worth writing about either.

I will find the neverland, sooner or later.
Planning on hitting all the places in DC, until I find the "land"
I will not be labeled as "lazyass" LOL.
I will just keep RTTF and learn, until I can review some new intel.
New intel, that the member have not written about.

WTF

 

[Pompal 09.]

The place is not worth going out of your way. Lisa is a very nice lady,but her skills are kind of toothy. Add in the crowd in front of the place,and you have to pass through the massage room to get to the bathroom. There are better deals closer to home.

 

[faiskeoadave]

I decided to go to Smile this week, seems as though they are closed. A shame because I had not gotten a chance to visit.

Smile is the most public location in the world. But that is ok to me, everyone knows that I frequent AMPs I have nothing to hide.

But I can imagine more timid hobbyists being afraid to ring the door bell next to the restaurants where they might be recognized.

This lead me to a thought, I wish we would all come out like the gay community has.

I want to scream out loud "I love AMPs and I'm proud!".

Maybe at that point we can get the respect that hobbyists get in other parts of the world.

Regardless the options are looking sweet in DC these days, Smile or not.

Most of the DC spots are pretty crowded. I waited in the hall with a homeless dude for someone to open the door to Smile (he was reasonably helpful trying to use the ringer on the door).

Just think what we could accomplish if we all worked together. If I see you in the halls I will not look away and pretend you don't exist. Don't be suprised if I say Hello, while looking you in your eyes.

 

[Rob S]

Saw June. New in town and gave great service! The usual fare for my trip to Korea. Had an all you can eat buffet too which was nice. I left full and satisfied

 

[BEAUTYTHANG7]

I'm not sure I'd ever patronize any type of provider in the DC area no matter who was in office.

 

[Negeshia]

Max Billion,

On the two occasions that I have had two girls in an AMP, I have been obliged to pay the house fee twice and to tip twice.

I must add that the girl-on-girl sex was a big letdown. They pretend to eat one another's treats but they are faking.

From what you write the mama offered to rebate the house fee. But you can bet you would have been required or expected to tip both ladies. That allows the mama to keep both girls semi-happy so they won't complain or leave.

LexLuther

 

[mahadi]

Yes! That is absolutely correct! These girls talk on the phone like there's no tomorrow and 90% of their conversations are like this.

Girl A: How many did you do today?
Girl B: Two. DC is slow these days.
Girl A: Really? I did twelve!
Girl B: You must be tired! Do you think you could get me a position there?
Girl A: Well, all the girls here are skinny and have big breasts...

What we need to happen is more of this:

Girl B: How's vacation?
Girl C: Okay. I just sleep all day and go to the sauna. A new one just opened in Flushing. How many did you do today?
Girl B: Two. DC is slow these days.
Girl C: That's pretty slow! How many girls are there?
Girl B: Three... But only one is making good money.
Girl C: Yeah?
Girl B: Yeah. Someone wrote a good review for her on the Internet plus she looks young and has a nice body. I'm jealous.
Girl C: How much does she make?
Girl B: One thousand a day.
Girl C: Really? Manhattan is getting too dangerous, can you see if I can work there?
Girl B: Sure, I'll ask the manager for you. You'll definitely make money here since you're young and have big breasts.

But instead, the conversations go like this:

Girl B: How's vacation?
Girl C: Okay. I just sleep all day and go to the sauna. A new one just opened in Flushing. How many did you do today?
Girl B: Two. DC is slow these days.
Girl C: That's pretty slow! How many girls are there?
Girl B: Three... There's a young looking girl with a nice body but she's going to leave cause she's not making money. Do you want to work here?
Girl C: You're joking right? I can make money in Manhattan anytime, and the tips are pretty good. Why would I go work there?
Girl B: I guess you're right... Do you know anyone that's looking for work?
Girl C: I know an older girl, but she's kind of fat.
Girl B: Yeah, that's fine. We need anyone.

Meanwhile...

Girl D: Hello, is this Girl A?
Girl A: Hi, who is this?
Girl D: Hi, I work with Girl B, and she told me girls that are skinny and have big breasts make a lot of money there.
Girl A: Oh yeah! She told me about you! You're the one who looks really young, right?
Girl D: Yes... Sorry to bother you, but DC is just not the place for me...
Girl A: No problem! Do you want a phone number so you can come work here?
Girl D: Yes!
Girl A: Okay, let me call you right back!
Girl D: Thank you so much!

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Random Poster: Does anyone know where all the hot girls went? This is getting pretty bad!