Massage Parlor Reports

[Kimberly Franks]

N1,

This brewed up while I was out fucking adults of consenting age who made a conscience decision to to do what they do after at least 18 years of whatever hell life has dealt to them. Please do not fucking presume me, LoveLOS, to be a bleeding heart! I can only imagine the laughter that mere thought just brought to many readers.

Everybody was 100% in your corner until those three words:
If she exists, which all of us doubt, and she is proven to be your daughter... I sincerely hope your attitude changes so that you can gracefully accept the responsibility that is rightfully yours. Look, I have a similar personal situation, but if you cannot accept the responsibility of you own fucking actions while engaging in this hobby then please fucking quit!

If she is yours, you are screwed, the wife will find out. You need to start working on your relationship so your marriage has a prayer of surviving this clusterfuck (assuming that is a worthy goal). You need not be thinking about avoiding your responsibility, and more about getting custody of your daughter and raising her in your socio-econimic lifestyle, not that of her mother. I hope you choose to be a man and not another worthless piece-of-shit! I'm not calling you names, I am pointing out your choices.

LoveLOS

Bench, You amaze me, I just spent two days with you and you never exhibited any class, breeding, culture, or intellectual prowess. You seemed more the carnal beast type. How is it that you are so versatile?

 

[Hightower]

What did you expect her to say afterwards? She just wanted your money and for you to get the fuck out as quickly as possible. What you did is wrong on so many levels and the fact you feel the need to brag about it here says there's something wrong with you as well. I hope no one follows your fucked up lead. You are the type of monger that causes these girls to grow cold inside.

 

[Jenuine]

Sun's gone? NO! What the hell? First cphc and now sun! Where the hell am I gonna go? There's nothing left!

 

[WishYouWereHere]

No vasectomy for this monger! She must have picked up one of my business cards at the appartment. Used my cell phone to set outcall up.

 

[Jennifer A]

Went by Green yesterday and found a sign on the door "Closed For Remodeling". Bummer. It has been a while since I have ventured out and I wanted to take Nana for a spin after all I have heard about her. Oh well. I went over to 14k and drew Rose. I see the confusion on the board about her age. Fourty face (but pretty) and a twenty year old body.

Nice TS, thourough but gentle, I like that. I usually shower before I go but some girls scrub you with a washcloth like they are trying to get a stain out of a rug!

Back to the room for the massage and it was a little weak. I give her an A for effort though, she is quite small and I am pretty big. I tried to get her to walk on my back because then she could use her weight and jump on me a little but I did not get through to her. She did spend a lot of time on my legs and butt and that was nice. No real AR on the ass play though and that was kind of a bummer. The real bummer for me was that she did not want to cum for the DATY. She resisted and pushed me back each time she got close to cumming. I don't know why some girls really don't like to cum. It seems like they feel guilty about it.

No BBBJ but might as well have been. She licked up and down, swirled around the top, sucked the balls and stroked. It was great. I had to stop that before I blew!! Then she put on the cover for a CBJ. On to mish while I was standing. Rolled her on her side for a while and back to mish. She looked like I was going to split her in two but she took a good pounding!

After clean up she proceeded with more massage of legs and chest. That was a nice touch.

Very petite and pretty like I like them. Perhaps next time she will relax and enjoy the DATY for me.

Repeat? Yes!

Solid 8's for first meeting.

 

[Noneofyour]

Was she an older provider. 30ish? If so, that's Tisha. And would love to see her again. Back channel and let me know if you run into her again.

 

[zendall]

Saw Rose awhile back. Keep up the good work guys; she's just as reviewed. She is tiny!

I made a boneheaded move and got the house fee and tip swapped. She got a kick out of that. When she took the fees I guess she saw a past customer in the hall, she was gone for about 5 minutes. Got her undivided GFE like attention when she got back. Definite repeat.

TS - 8
Massage - 6
Main event - 8

 

[NEHNA123]

I used to go to DT. I believe this place is still close. Also, Washington Post does not carry any ads for DC places any more. So can anyone let me know what is available around the Verizon ctr? Or any place near the metro. Will much appreciated.

 

[NeedASurgery]

Well you could visit an AMP in Fairfax County, VA. All you will get is a HJ. If all you want is a HJ in DC simply state that up front. I can't imagine they would turn you away. Leave .4 out in the open too.

 

[Motherhood is cool!]

I was in DC at the end of last week and made plans to visit the red door shortly after they opened. I metroed in and made a trek to the red door arriving about 10:30 am. Rang the bell and was immediately buzzed in and taken to the first room. I had been there before for a good time so I just went with whom ever walked in. She said her name was Coco. Since I had not recently read the reviews I was ok. She asked if I wanted a shower - Of course!. We proceeded to an average or below shower. Yes she got all the places but she asked if she should do the little head. She asked if I wanted a mouth wash- yes. On the way back to the room she wanted me to get in the hot room, but I said that I couldn't go there.

Returned to the room where I pulled my glasses case out of my shirt pocket with the two 50's showing. She had me lie down and asked if I wanted a massage. Another bad sign as I said yes. She proceeded to give a below average massage during which I reached out and caressed her leg. After a few minutes we got down to an active session mostly with her on her back.

I am not sure the length of the session but she did not seem to be rushed. She had said that I was #1 of the day and I never heard the bell so I guess there was no need to rush. I finally said that I had to get going as I had an appointment I needed to get to. She got a hot towel for a clean up, and dressed me. I then handed her the tip. When I asked for a coke she immediately got me one.

Figure: average
shower: below average
massage: below average
overall session: below average
If I went back soon would I ask for Coco: probably not as I have had much better sessions there and other places in DC.

 

[Normen Bates]

So after my crappy experience at the 14K basement, the next day I decide to try my luck at another spot I used to frequent in "the day". I enter, meet and greet and then I'm dealt a "Pink". Cute girl, has a little bit of Japanese in her. (Now has a little German in her ... badump). I was like OMFG I'm in luck, this is the spot that all you perverts have been comparing to a Peter Pan story!

If this is the same pink-hitter people have been commenting about, I'm shocked. Im not saying it was bad, I'm just saying it was routine. To be fair it was busy and around DC closing time (3p) so Im sure shes getting ready to have her wheels come off. The question is, am I in the right spot? I want to keep the name of the place on the DL because I dont want to spoil it for the rest of the crew. Couple of thoughts:

1. I'm a bit of a paranoid person and I have to say that I get suspicious when they ask me what I do after they take the protective device off Little Gunga. I believe they're not throwing those bags away, they're building a huge fertility clinic with our residue, hence the questions at disposal time. So if you see a hundred little LLOS running around you'll know why.

2. I have to imagine that things get tter after you build a relationship. Sort of like the Blockette deal where after you've been vetted you get better service.

3. Bumped into a hobbyist on the way out of this establishment and we had the uncomfortable white-man ackward pass by. To break the tension I said "how was it?" and he broke and said "good". My new rule, we know what we're there for so if we bump into each other lets not pretend. The more we talk the better it gets. He probably just finished up with "Pink"

4. And lastly, do you think they read this board and then just start naming every girl they have "Pink" or "Wendy" to ride the wave of the "real" Pink giving such great service?

Time for a beer, no ?

 

[NoPro]

I just found your area, and am new (so forgive me for I don't know all the abrev and rules yet), but have been going to amps now for about 7 years in the DC and northern VA area. I recognize some of the amp you are talking about. My favorite was Royal, they closed, but are now open again. Not the same quality, but getting better. I have a new fav spot in northern VA now, pretty good. I am a once a week guy. Seems like all the spots (that advertise) are now in VA (some in MD). What are the rules about giving names and locations?

 

[dollmaker54872]

From my conversations with a few girls I've gotten to know and my own experience, I can confirm that almost everything you say is true. I would point out that most of the unfortunate occurrences take place behind closed doors and UTR. Generally, the activists who are crusading to shut down the AMPs and the general public wouldn't be aware of any of those specifics unless they frequent AMPs themselves or gain the confidence of providers.

My contention is that in the current environment, it's the "in your face" flaunting of P4P that generates the most angst. If an AMP was just a faceless, sign less door with a buzzer, didn't advertise, was hardly mentioned on public blogs (if at all), and had discreet, respectable looking guys coming and going that didn't attract attention to themselves, the problems we're facing might not be as severe.

The big difference seems to be that local LE now seems to be responding to local citizen complaints, which will require AMPs to be more stealthy if they want to survive.

 

[A J]

Bobbi was definitely having a bad day because I had her services before she went on her long vacation. In my opinion, she was pretty good. She had a "Killer" body and came off like the "girl next door". I knew she wouldn't last long in the business. After talking to her, I get the impression that she seem to be real out of place. She was a very sweet young lady. She was, simply, trying to make a few dollars. However, she was so good that I went back the next day. I got the same outstanding service from her. I was going to repeat again the following weekend but she had departed on her long vacation. In her place, I was given the older "May" who I quickly rejected. Don't get me wrong, May is good. I had her before Green shut down but I wouldn't think about repeating. The next one offered by Manasan was young like Bobbi and had some huge tits but she wouldn't tell me her name until I paid so I also rejected her. I left in complete disgust and went over to "Rio". Manasan was glad to see me. I was served up Laura who is a "jewel in the rough". I highly recommend her.

 

[harris4got]

I'm going to be staying in Manila for a month. Hot damn! I'll be staying at a place within walking distance from ABS-CBN (TV station), near the intersection of Timog Avenue and Tomas Morato streets. I'm not sure about transportation. Does anyone have any suggestions on good places to go, numbers to call, whatever? Or how to arrange a sleepover?

I'm going to post to the ISG forum too, but I'm dubious. I've been reading it for a few weeks now and it's not very informative. Lots of squabbling and talk about how to keep Filipinas from trying to trick you into marriage.

Obligatory review. Dreamed about 1413 last week, and a girl named Nana. Had lots of energy and they were slow, so it was about a 70 minute dream. In the dream, I had to stop the CBJ to keep it from being a 30 minute dream. Various positions, all good. I really like that woman. In my dream, I mean. She wanted to come with me on my trip, interestingly, but since she was a dream, it was not to be.

 

[Primitive Again]

I really had a great time. They are only opening to the trusted guys and are screening everything through the camera. Long story short - I jacked off quickly after sue left the room to prepare herself, that way, I had stamina when she returned -You know what I mean? This technique helps anyone to stay longer.

Anyway, sue is a Bomb shell and is a new arrival from Korea. I hit all positions for almost 35 minutes. By the time I was done, she was screaming my names - Great girl! I recommend sue to everyone. Next is Jennifer! PM me if you need more details.

 

[Lynci]

...and they provide some of us with wives.

Yes, faithful to their AMP girlfriends!

 

[rihannafan]

You know, whenever I get unsolicited information, I assume that it's information that I can't trust. At the same time, when I get information from people who have no qualification or establishment on this forum, I know that either it's their way of trying to kiss my ass or worse, trying to set me up. I've been threatened here before and keep my inner circle a whole hell of a lot tighter than before. I don't think that it's paranoia if they're really trying to get you. If you want to know what it looks like when they're trying to get you, keep reading.

Officer Dreams,

The plural of forum is not fora. Cops are always trying to sound smarter than they are, and the spelling and grammar and diction always give it away. I'm hungry, could you grab me a donut?

 

[newtypist]

I saw Bebe on Sun just before [post=499130]RT[/post] started. Since I have RTFF and knew she was leaving, I had to see her again. Again, an amazing woman.

She informed me she was leaving Thursday, so today should be her last day. I begged her to return soon.

As of Sunday the lineup was Bebe, Jennifer, Sue and Lisa. No dogs in the bunch.

LoveLOS

 

[dnj060]

I have been at this for a few years now. I have never had a problem with leaving my wallet in my pants in the room. Why on earth would they want to rob you of a coulple bucks one time when they can rob you on a regular basis by having repeat business?!?! If they treat you right they get to rob you multiple times a month and we wish we could do it again.

How many pic pocket thieves out there have guys that beg them to pick their pockets time and time again?

Just like any business, Ajima wants you to come back and spread the word to trusted freinds that her place is the best. Theft would be some bad advertisement.