Massage Parlor Reports

[Jasclas]

When you figure it out, let me know. It has been a little over 3 years and I really don't know who she is.

n2

 

[ledzepfan203]

Hmm, maybe I'm confused, but I thought Sue had bolt-ons? Definately takes her time, and be aware that you get 'service' first then the massage, so don't freak out on time with her.

 

[MisterMentalNny]

Ingle,
Cleaned up the box. You now have my digits. Call me.

KJ,
Shhh!

 

[Girl Stewie]

Rub and tug must still be legal. I walked by Vermont Therapy and in a HUGE sign in the window, it says Vermont Therapy, Open, and the light was on.

Didn't partake, though. Last time I was there, no extras.

 

[Mollie SN]

I know I wrote it, went there, and can confirm that you pay 30 for 30 minutes, 60 for an hour. That's the first question I asked. It's funny cause the first time I went there, they took 60 at the door, then after I got the table shower and massage, she told me if I want anything else, I told her I had $75 left, and that I would only get HJ. It's weird I paid $135 for a TS, Massage, and HJ, but for only $45 more you get everything.

Truth.

 

[perfection]

In all due respect, this is a potentially dangerous hobby. Do not be surprised if you get no response. I would recommend you read the forum extensively, go to an establishment or two, and discreetly post your experiences here.

Otherwise you look like LE.

 

[rosemary]

I'm new at this, but yes I RTFF. I'm coming for a visit to the DC area and was wondering what the parking situation near 1829 M is like on Sundays. Also, I'm still debating the AMP vs Condo thing. Do the mentioned places like Sky and Eastern Star have considerably better privacy and accesibility?

 

[help me!]

Personally I think this was a extremely well put 200 action review! You couldn't be more right.
Thanks for your compassion and understanding of the very hard business.

Happy Hunting
AJ

 

[Riley A]

However, Champions was on 28 and not 29.

Anyway, PWC is NOT for me anymore, at least for a while.

JJ

 

[beartree]

Went by there last week and normally recieve a halfway decent massage before flip. Provider (don't know her name, didn't really care LOL) seemed nice and enjoyed giving a nice TS. Afterwards headed to the room, here's where It's getting silly. Normal house fee still 60. Laid down one Jackson. And requested my normal (granted I havn't visited in a year) and that wasn't enough for the entire tour. So. Pretty much she accepted it gave a Covered french lesson which was actually really good. And that was it. Hmmmm these prices there are plenty of indie girls that will do more. Anyways hope you all are playing safe and having fun!

 

[Digital Age]

Hey PC.

Ever been to the VIP suite? A small gift to the mamasan has ushered me to the VIP suite lets see. 8 or 9 times. Total out of pocket. Maybe $40. The VIP usually means a few extra things.

Better/faster/longer service.

Seems everyone involved gets down to business quicker and it seems the quality goes WAY up

No waiting when the place is crazy busy.

Ever been stuck in a room for 30 min BEFORE someone comes in. For the small $$ of some fruit or other incidental, I get kicked to the front of the line less constraints on time.

Pace is a little more relaxed.

A larger room.

Enough said here. No stretching and smacking a wall with your hand a larger surface for a massage.

Just nice when group activities call for that second body nobody walking by when you're busy.

It really drives me nuts to hear people walking around in front of the room. Really kills my concentration (personal choice on this one)

It seems to break the ice for a new location as well. The question as to whether I'm LE or not IMMEDIATELY goes away if I have a gift. Works the same for visiting the inlaws (no longer have 'em), a housewarming party, visiting a friend I haven't seen in a while, etc etc.

Don't knock it until you try it.

Emetib!

Cabbie

 

[Mrs. S]

Contrary to other reviews, May is still there. Saw her the other day, after seeing Miki (now Pepsi). Looked a bit frazzled, but still the old May. Evidently Chaz didn't run her off after all. Anyway, Miki/Pepsi is back from a long vacation and still in her prime. Very nice session from a true spinner. Nice TS, good Massagee, excellent finish. Playful, Friendly, fun. All in All, a very nice time.

Body: 9 (I like'em tiny)
Face: 7.5
Service: 9
Attitude: 9

Rec: YES

 

[?Kit-Kat?]

Just wanted to give a 'shout-out' to my ATF, 'ANNIE from DT'. One of the few providers that sported a fake rack that actually looked good on her.

Best sessions ever.

Very GFE. Great personality.

Where ever you are girl, i hope your doing well. You certainly were, one of a kind.

Mr.Snipes aka G13.

 

[FPB]

Ten years ago, that was one of the hottest places of all time. When Kona in Bethesda closed, the manager moved to Downtown and presided over the glory days.

I still think about the dream I had where an Asian cowgirl was riding sidesaddle, using one hand on my nipples and the other to play with the boys and the Pacific rim, while I watched the rodeo in the mirror on the side wall.

The only competition for a nicer lineup was the joint in the Korean center on NY Ave, NE. Back in the day, they'd put you on the couch in that waiting room, then 8-12 beauties would parade in for your choosing pleasure.

 

[MJ_Lover_OX]

Amen, brother! I was just having this conversation with an old friend yesterday. He is now married (to an American) but otherwise felt the same way. He never traveled outside the US; I've been just about everywhere and just can't seem to find a single woman here who doesn't act like Helen Hunt on Mad About You constantly berating poor Paul Reiser. I've never wanted a woman to wait on me, all I've wanted is a little mutual respect and partnership in life, but damn it if women here in DC can't find some way to blame you for every little unhappiness in their lives. And for such a sensitive gender, don't they have a way of just being vicious and emasculating in their attacks?

Some people who know me well know that I step out as we all do to the local AMPs, and what my little trips down to Costa Rica or the Caribbean are really about. They also know that I am a good and otherwise decent man, and why I choose to do so rather than hunt for a civilian, and I think in a way they are almost envious. While I don't go around yelling it from mountain tops I don't feel in the least bit ashamed or stigmatized by the fact that I hobby.

If I were to ever get married it would probably be to a nice lady from South America, Thailand, or the Philippines. No swearing, no false pretense about football, but someone who can honestly be relied on to share an equal albeit feminine role in a relationship.

 

[bonlove Coleman]

I am not buying the argument that we need to pay more to get the girls back into DC.

The fact is they have been operating here for more than twenty years--and accepting the price, that has remained unchanged. Just because the price of bread goes up, doesn't mean everything else has to go up in price.

There really aren't that many spas that provide FS like they do ( or did) in DC. Where its upfront, on the menu, and a straightforward discussion--or no discussion at all.

If you point to cities like New York, operating costs are higher so you'll have a higher price. Philadelphia has the same cost structure was Washington,DC. Providers are about the same quality or less than DC.

The really high quality girls are on the West Coast and in
asia. Pricing is slightly higher in San Francisco, but the quality is off the charts. I would say for an extra $40 in price, you're going from a Toyota Camry to Lexus 460.

Either way, all these arguments are moot, because there is no service in DC anymore. There are other places, but the quality is so piss poor that its not worth even the minimum.

 

[webjnke1]

Had dinner in the DC area, and decided to check out the reopened Vermont Ave. location. This is a classic story of the glass half full / half empty. If you don't want to read further, it was either a nice NOVA AMP experience or a lacking DC experience.

I climbed up the stairs and a cute petite girl named Ginny welcomed me. She resembled an Asian version of the American Pie Band Girl (or Willow for you Buffy fans). I didn't ask her age, but guess it would be in the low-mid 30s, though she can pass as a twenty-something. It was just past 9 PM, so she told me only half hour (0.6$) was available, in fairly good English. Place looked a bit nicer than before, though very recognizable to past visitors.

I got an average table shower and then she took me back to the room for some soft back rubs while clothed. With only a half hour, she proceeded with the main stress relief event pretty soon afterwards. She didn't resist when I took off her top, but asked for $ to get nude. She did say "No sex", but I agreed to see how far I could go. She didn't speak French, but did let me practice the language on her jusqu'a elle est venue vraiment. For those of you who don't speak French, it would have been a lesser experience. She then returned to the stress relief part and we were done. Gave her the tip and got a nice hug.

As one can see, it's not close to the historical expectations of the place, much less the typical DC AMP fare yet. I'm not sure if it's because they are still cautious due to the facility's new presence. However, Ginny was very friendly, attractive, and her above-average English made it a more comfortable experience for me. I probably shall return, but most of you may want to wait for more reviews to come in before deciding to take the 3-story climb.

 

[mary G]

I'll agree with you that the reviews almost scream 'self-post' by the girls, but time will tell. This is the right thread though for Latin, White, Black, and other massage joints, not just the AMPs. Embrace diversity! LOL

 

[jacob]

Before:

Arrived late Sat PM. Probably not a good choice as the place was busy. (Don't you mongers have anything better to do?) Asked for Rose and was told she was in the middle of another important assignment. Rose is one busy lady. Maybe too busy? Mamasan suggested Sophie, but I said I would rather wait for Rose.

During:

After a half hour or so, the famous Rose arrives. Wow what service, I'm giving her a 9+! She is everything she is advertised to be. Although I didn't think she was as attractive as reviewed, I'll give her a 6.5.

After:

Now I must emphasize that Rose took had taken her time and delivered as promised and even more! When the festivities had wound down, she starts hinting about a tip. Honestly, she deserved one. Ought oh, I had only brought the standard fare and nothing more. I mentioned that I would post and that would get her more customers. She said something like, "I don't like it." She repeated that a few times. Rose goes on and on about the tip. Even during the walk out. Thankfully, Mamasan comes to the rescue and escorts us to the exit. Thank you Mamasan!!!

Vivi vs Rose:
Service: unquestionably Rose
Appearance: Vivi
Conversation: unquestionably Vivi
Size: Rose is smaller (interpret as desired)
Overall: Vivi

Rose is going on a two week vacation soon, but indicated that she will return.

 

[Part Time Cynic]

No but i do give more tip at the bar if I get better service (stronger drinks, more attention) or a larger tip if a waiter is at my call more than just to drop off the food and check.

I NEVER undertip though. That is just douche but I am sure many do that. Services I ask for depend on who I get. And if I get great quality time from someone that I think is very attractive, I do put in .2 more. My expectations have been raised and I reward that.

Sure many of us here are ok to the girls but many mongers are not. Of course SB I have no complaint to anyone that gives standard tip.