Massage Parlor Reports

[Pompal 09.]

LL,

Thanks for the listing. I was @ Oriental Friday, Noon-time. Place looks like it is open, with the sign (YK) in place, Bell lit, and camera still there. Bell does not give a ring, so tried knocking LOUD, but to no avail. Thought I heard voices, but it was probably a dream. I'll try again, but not for a while.

AM

 

[CannedUs]

Aye aye,officer, but I think the key word is "Exchange" not do your work for you

 

[Katharine Wellman]

That was one of the times it was closed.

Never been there, but have driven by. It has popped up a few times since - a couple weeks straight advertising on CL one time - but it's been closed much more than it's been open.

 

[BarbieGirl]

I saw this ad on Back Page that looks very intriguing ...
http://washingtondc.backpage.com/Th...-healing-hands-for-a-hard-working-man/3128893

Nothing in the ad text suggests FBSM but the picture sure does!
Any experience with her?
--Dr D

 

[Melissa J]

I've always had 4 jacks for a BJ. This was always pretty standard at Spa and Supra. Although, to me, you might as well throw in one more jack and go all the way.

DC Illini

 

[J2J]

New to this board and my first visit in the DC area. Past experience is mostly NJ. The other night I got myself psyched up to finally try a place out. This one had the best rep. Somehow by the morning I was no longer anxiously in the mood. But the timing was good so I followed through anyway.

The neighborhood may come off as ghetto but in fact there are two schools nearby. While I don't make it a habit to park close by, the mamasan encouraged me to park right behind next time. You can read elsewhere how to find the place. Wasn't hard if you're looking in the right direction.

I called ahead and confirmed it was a good time to drop in. When I got there the mamasan was very friendly. She asked if this was my first time here and I did not lie. With some friendly negotiation I kept the repeat customer discount nonetheless. The place looks very new and clean.

I did not have a chance to preview the girls. Mine was in her 20's, with an attractive face and large top. Short and a bit on the large side but not flabby. I want to say "Candy" but honestly I'm not sure. Definitely not Lucy; who has gotten so much attention.

The TS was very thorough. Took a solid 20 mins. I ended up shuttled into the sauna but asked to stay just 5 mins. Just not my thing and anyway it wasn't exactly hot. Back in the room for some stretching and medium pressure, "OK", back work. For the rest, she was completely accommodating and with no discussion (more on that below). Some parts well done, some parts more mechanical. Again, I wasn't really in the right mood so I wouldn't recommend against trying her out.

Some negatives: she kept the lights up for most of the session. I had to ask to dim them. She dimmed further towards the end. I wonder if this is some sort of safety measure on their part. I prefer a place that uses lots of hot towels during the massage. And I don't mind oil. She used a dry towel instead to provide lubrication for the massage. The other thing: I came in for one thing but ended up with another because basically her English was too poor to be specific. Again, she was very accommodating. But the customer wants what the customer wants. So I'll ask for someone else next time.

Big positive. The session was far from rushed. Ended slightly over the hour.coming on a quiet afternoon may have helped in this department.

 

[Elisa]

Business visit to DC. Decided to try one of the 1829s. Went to the 3rd floor. I should have left, but it was late and I was tired. Timing was weird, girl kept leaving room w/o explanation for short times, offered TS after massage, lots of Korean jabbering outside the door. While receiving a sub-standard TS, accomplice took $$ from my wallet. Didn’t notice until too late.

Stay away!

 

[Umbra]

Yep, she is indeed exquisite.

 

[Pompal 09.]

How kan he reed if he kant spel?

 

[dont-tread-on-me]

Sounds like Rose is starting to think a little too much of herself to be demanding extra. She has been getting a lot of attention on the board and she is hot but her performance is not any better than I have recieved from Happy or Sophie.

Good job not giving in.

 

[Pompal 09.]

Of course if you been to the place 90 times and have done the same girl 89 times, she will let you pay afterwards. I have many investments like that already.

PC out

 

[emarceMeape]

In CT I get chastised if I tell a guy with zero posts who PMs me with questions to go fuck his mother. I think you can get away with it in DC.

 

[Danielle K]

I don't believe you. (senior member here that couldn't log in under my old name for some reason) Anyway, calling bs. Those who have been going to amps will know the hole in your story.

 

[Rubicon-Raumz]

RTFF. So if I head up to Boston and posting what you just did up in that section, hope you can be as helpful to me...

Peace

 

[Pompal 09.]

Brief review from the carriage house.

Suji/Susie - Went looking for Pepsi but told she was back on vacation. New girl...Suji. Thorough water ritual, followed by some tickling of the back and front. Expert at the transition before the flip. Covered all bases and very responsive with a strong grip. Quality massage and muscle stretching that went over the hour so she could complete.

Age: 30s
Body: 8 (kind of small up top, but natural)
Face: 6
Service: 9
Attitude: 9

 

[USA F]

Or can there? I'd hate to have to cue Queen's "Highlander Theme Song, " break out my hybrid Scottish-Japanese samuri sword, and chase you down. So, I won't. WE will have to live with sharing the moniker of.

Peace, G-Man

AD

 

[LAkers Fan]

It could mean anything but I bet there are "no ads" for one or more of the following reasons (in no particular order).

1. All the AMPs are shut down.
2. The Post finally got wise to what the ads were really for and then refused to run them any longer.
3. The AMPs decided to save a little money at a pretty damn bad economic time.
4. They were there and you just didn't see them.

Personally I'd bet on number three or four.

 

[jjjo...E]

Everything seemed like business as usual here on Sat. Didnt have to ring the bell, I guess theres a camera that monitors the doors.

1. Star
2. Jenni
3. Very good
4. PM for details

On the way out the mamasan warned me about the spa on the 3rd floor.

 

[ishes]

Where's Waldo? Oh shit...not here!

Anybody else see something wrong with this picture?

http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/ers/387255628.html

 

[Tate]

I have always believed that flogging has its place! Torture in general is usually FUN for the giver and sometimes fun for the receiver as well.

Like the bumper sticker says:

I'D RATHER BE WAmassageplanet.netOARDING!

JJ