Massage Parlor Reports

[BLam]

Well, I just wanted to thank BT3 for Pm'ing me with the vitals in regard to this particular visit. I ventured into DC this morning to find very little traffic and less of a problem parking than usual.

I jumped off the "escort" train and back into AMP central. By the way, my wallet thanks you also for the prices are 1/2 of what I have been paying.

The talent of which he speaks is definitely very nice. I must admit that the dual-nipple suck is what peaked my interest. She is only a bit flabby; but, with her titties and nipples, it was fine with me.

The only down side of the visit is when I requested a 2nd pop, she asked how much money I had. Since I am not new to the game, I came in with only what I needed and nothing else. She attempted to finish me off with a very oily HJ but did not succeed. In my opinion, HJ's are something you can do yourself...BJs and FS are not.

She did give it a very good effort though.

I will definitely see her very soon.

Van

 

[Health Buddy]

I concur. They do smell like bacon. According to the owner, RIO has bit the dust. Even though the facilities and neighborhood was crappy, RIO use to showcase some decent talent such as "Gina", "Cucci", "Laura", and "Picky". RIO has fell victim to the new tactic of terminating the lease of the owner.

 

[English And Proud]

Which MASSAGE PARLOR is offering GBs?

 

[Dani D]

It is in the dc craiglist too.

 

[Pompal 09.]

Thanks for the update. Supra was my favorite place for many moons (very convenient for me, and largely good experiences) but they've come and gone a lot over the past couple years. Good to hear they were open as recently as a few weeks ago. I'll keep checking there every now and then and post here if they seem to be up and running again.

 

[Joshua S]

Make her CCL with needle marks, rotten teeth, and get it to geek; I'll buy one!

I once built a robot woman out of sheet metal, an Etch-a-Sketch, a Lite Brite, and some old kitchen appliances. Once a month, the damned thing would send me to the store for a box of Brillo pads.


Well, LoveLOST:
I've got me car issues, Bench has got $ issues. I've got some extra money, Bench can fix cars. Maybe we could put our bald heads together and....

make an ass of ourselves.

 

[calley]

Hey,

I just checked out Rio today for the first time. I can highly recommend it. Easy to find, good parking and warm, welcoming reception. Enjoy

C

 

[Nancy T]

This should be my sig.

 

[waynetta180]

1. figure it out
2. ditto
3. Terrible (but looked good!)
4. don't bother.

ps: tall, pretty, young, 34's, some tats. Damn!

 

[ACWN]

To all of those folks who gave intel on ASIA MIST, I say thanks.

It is not the best place in thee world to visit (the 4 flights of stairs and it is hard to find parking in DuPont Circle) but it is well worth it to pop in for a quick TS, HJ, and whatever else your wallet will support.

I wanted a little pressure let off before going to bed. I made the mistake of going on a Sunday night. The place had too many folks coming in and out and I had to wait 10 mins before I saw someone. I did not have enough time for a TS and since I had just taken a shower I was not stressed. I met the Mamasan. Lisa is her name. She speaks English well. Her number is 202-390-8782 and she wants you to call her to find out if the place is busy or not. She wants to take care of good customers.

She passed me on to Michelle. If you are interested in hot Asian chicks who are tall with a full body, then she is the one. Her face is so-so, but the rest of her is charming. I only got a HJ. I am a cheap bastard so I NEVER spend more than $ so it was. 6 to enter and I left Michelle. 4 for her HJ. No stress at all in the service. I would go back (actually I had been there in the 1990s but it had a different name. I moved up to Baltimore and I make the R-Town Road, Charles Road, PineTree, and Alberto's "loop" of just ok facilities where $ will get you at least an hour and more than a HJ if you like to pester and pull on the girls while they try to remain with clothes (bras or bikinis) on. Again, my budget is $ and all I worry about is the nut so a HJ works for me.

Happy Hunting. Dazed. P.S. Is that place at 9th and you still operational? I spent a couple of days in a row going to that place twice a day back in 2002 or 2004 (I can't remember) and I still remember how AWESOME it was.

 

[ASHLEY T]

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[juikeTede]

I had a dream, Two weeks ago I visited GHS (1333 Green), 11pm, paid 60 house fee, I got Su, she did a less than ok massage (they were busy, Friday night, and not even TS). Whole session was about 30 minutes. I did 60 tip. Su is about 40 y/o. OK lean body and boobs, ok face. She was nice girl. I would repeat.

Righ after about 1am I drove/stopped by ICM. 1829 M 2nd floor to check the merchandise for future days (I was dried myself and no money). I was introduced a very cute tall light browned skinned girl with great boobs wearing kind of bikini. She asked 60 + 100. Since I was dried myself and not all that money I passed. I wished I had not done that, the girls was so hot looking. Her name was Stella Estela or something like that.

 

[AVALON]

I was not one of them!

 

[yellowradar]

Um... No?

Almost nowhere does a girl get any portion of the house fee. The ONLY places I know of they do are R&T places where if the girl is a licensed masseuse and a US citizen or greencard holder, she gets $20 of the house fee.

 

[child of the sky]

I remember my one visit to Royal. I got a little tripped up with which street it was on and happened to find Royal quite by accident. When I got inside, the girl working was alone and there were 3 other mongers there. So, off to the room I go. To wait. I waited for quite a while. Finally, I hit the shower, to be cooked like a lobster. Ok, hot water is ok, chill and relax, we're back in the room. I really didn't get too much of a massage and was told to flip. She didn't take anything off, immediately starting 'talking in to the mic'. Next, the hands come out and I'm done. That was it. She hurried me out the door. That was it. From that point forward, I don't have too many road sodas prior to visiting the fine spas.

I miss CPHC the most. Close, easy to get to, parking was plentiful. Block walk was quick and easy. Good service consistently with some of the same faces over and over again. Sun ranks a quick second for places that I miss. That place was the best. The smell in the stairs was bad but I used to look out the windows when the girl would leave for the customary few minutes prior to the main event. I'd look down on cops, tourists, whoever was there. I'd smile and simply have a good time. Too bad it's gone. Shit happens.

Cabbie!

 

[Shashank]

...I hereby allow you to be wrong, blind, and generally off base.

If you really want to belive that we are driving the prices, feel free to do so but, again, I am all done with this topic and yield to your wrongness and hardheadness.

Now, Go do whatever it is you do and feel free to make your attempts at controling the pricing further.

There are none so blind as those who refuse to see.

Over and out. NO MORE ON THIS SUBJECT. You have WON the right to be wrong.

JJ

 

[fizixx]

It had been a long time since I was with a woman, so I stopped by the door place. Drew Coco and here's her stats:

breasts: small, b/c cup, unenhanced (thank god)
age: circa 40
face: (given her likely age) 7.5
body: (with the above proviso) 8.0

Said that I had seen Kay (altho I had not); the TS was just alright. Not quite enough cleansing of mianus and the pole. So I started thinking "well, this may suck".

Upon returning to the room, a massage begand and, again, I would say that it was mediocre but she was trying. Then, things improved as she rubbed her body against mine and began speaking to minaus though I had her stop that cuz that's not my thang. .

Proceeded to stroke my pole along with DATY and I gotta say this was the longest and most satisfying one I have had in a while. The landscape was beautiful and showed little wear and tear while the sounds emenating from above were not overdone (as sometimes occurs) and pleasing. If DATY is your thing, Coco like it and she shows it with muscle clamping and releasing on any digital exploration mmmmm

Also appreciated her tongue extension in various areas

Proceeded to CBBJ which was ok but technique not the best and I usually don't get into CBBJ unless it's extremely skillfully done but, again, she was at least trying

By this time, nevertheless, I was close to exploding so she saddled up and gently rode that horse. And I mean gently with feeling and sensuousness. Until well, you know

Also, she's very nice, no rushing whatsoever

Here's the scoreboard gents:

TS: 6
Massagi: 6
CBBJ: 7
DATY: 8.5
CG: 8.5

I'd return

Overall: 8

 

[Happened2me]

Man,

I thought the video would be lame...without substance or style.

My monitor caught fire. I have to go shopping tomorrow! It's impressive, to say the least!

Cabbie!

 

[Pompal 09.]

Went to the hot spot in the ally and had a flash back. Back in the late 70's I had a SWS in that ally against the wall. Anyway, called up and reserved Pepsi based on intel. She was very cautious at first. Table shower was average, massage was very good and then kept asking me if I had been there before. I hadn't but based on intel I said I had and gave the names of girls from the forum and passed the test. Glad I did on the menu was CBJ, CG, RCG, and doggie. Stats are as follows:

TS: 5
Face: 7
Body: 8
Massage: 9
Service: 8
Repeat: Yes!!!

I have a feeling that things can only get better the more one drinks their Pepsi.

 

[maurice]

Coincidence, I went this afternoon, just happen to be walkn about that area with a friend and some a familiar "site", all I can say is SOMETHING is very wrong in DC now-adays. SRs PM me for details, geeeesh