Massage Parlor Reports

[New England Babe]

Mini over on NY by the "water" club closed down!

Where's the new spot.

 

[ayrond A]

Better be safe then sorry........ A couple of them use the same wrighting style
maybe the same person

Good eye R. Monke

 

[ghyukilofr]

I think I gave the wrong impression earlier. When I was new at this, the ladies could tell and many of them quoted higher prices to me as a result. Now I just pay the going rate without asking and I have rarely had to haggle. The moral of the story is to know the rates in advance -- asking for prices is like saying "please rob me".

 

[mariobro94]

On local wusa 11 o'clock news tonite. LE got them. Can anyone verify?

 

[Jo Momma]

Great post JJ! Thanks

am

 

[loriel]

Anyone have any news on the Black Wednesday sentencing?

 

[snowball45830]

14k I 14k have 14k never 14k been 14k to 14k.

 

[Alex (the chick version)]

My last review was a dream as I didn't get out of bed today.

 

[Yeshuaman]

Thanks for the reviews!



LOL! That's classic! What was her reaction?

 

[Kevin[Loves Jayneeee]]

Either way AMP is a business, if they end up making more money by raising their rates then they would do so, if not they would keep it constant. If they were to raise the rates, they could loose potential business from such clients as sleazebum and many others. Thus, they end up loosing more money. And if the rates are risen how do we know the money is actually going the girls and not to mms. If they need to raise the rates to stay in business they would do so, if not they will keep it steady. It is all about supply and demand.

 

[superlisa96]

I finally had the opportunity to visit the DC area and was very pleased with my visit to Star. I was greeted by mamasan after being buzzed up and since it was a weekend afternoon, she said everyone was busy. I asked if I could wait and she said no problem and made me comfortable. While waiting, a gorgeous 20-something K-girl walked through the waiting room and I asked if she would be available. Mamasan said of course and commented that she was very pretty and I agreed. She also mentioned that she was new.

When I was finally taken to a room, in walked that same girl and June would be my girl for that day. Very pretty with a great smile, tan all over, pert and tight with a fair command of the English language. She seemed to put in a good effort with a very thorough TS, very nice massage and finish. Standard fee's applied as noted in the forum and it seemed pretty close to a full hour.

I was very pleased with a great experience and will return often to experience the other girls and their wares.

Be safe

Strict

 

[Mr Phucking NR]

Actually, the first brothel in the lands now encompassed by the USA was in Boston, Massachusetts about 1660. However, today Bostonians go to Providence, Rhode Island for sex. DC can take pride in over 1800 Massage Parlor reviews for 2006, highest in the USA Sex Guide, I believe.

Double Nickle

 

[orlando_salcido]

That is really weird.

 

[HTacianas_II]

Have been going to Mist every other week for the past 6 months and some observations:

Like Georgetown Cup Cake, there is a line to get in now. Six months ago I was the only customer.

Right now you see other mongers on the stairwell. Six months ago never saw anyone.

Right now the gals are younger (Lily is my new atf). Six months ago they were old.

Interesting past six months. Wonder if I will be able to make the same views in six months from now?

 

[Brandon G]

**DISCLAIMER: The following is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places and incidents either are the product of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously, and any resemblance to any actual persons, living or dead, events or locales is entirely coincidental.***
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The Nub smiled as he got dressed in an attempt to hide his disappointment. You see, his first spa experience had just turned out to be far less than he had expected. Just 1 hour before, he had arrived at Swan. The Nub was nervous. He walked in the building, made his way up the stairs and rang the bell. He heard someone rushing towards the door; it was a girl in her late 20's. "Not too bad," The Nub thought (she was a 6). The girl spoke softly in broken English. Later the nub would find out that the girl is Korean, and he would ask her name which he would forget after a few seconds. "First time?" the Nub was asked. "Yes." After some formalities, the nub took a quick shower and then he was ready for some therapy. Things had been a little awkward till this point because of The Nub's inexperience. The therapy began. The Nub could barely feel the girl’s hands on his back. The massage was very light, mechanical, and not energetic at all. Later he was asked to flip over. The Nub thought that things would get better from then on. However, the mechanical massage continued on The Nub's shoulders, legs and arms. After a few more minutes the girl said, "Ok...Done..."
"That's it?" the nub asked.
"Yes, massagi only here" the girl said.
The nub thought, "What! You call that a massage?" but he only smiled.
The nub was totally disappointed and walked out. The therapy had not relieved he Nub’s stress. However, he had learned from this experience and he would not any sleep over it. But, he will never go back to Swan.

 

[mama woof]

I know CoCo gave the best body on body TS I`ve ever had HUMMMMM!

 

[Summer]

I remember the young Mamasan from back then. For the life of me I can't remember the name of the place back then either. Was it Oasis?

Young Mamasan and I had many extended conversations and I saw some of her best girls. I visited weekly.

Parking was difficult but could be had with some effort on one of the side streets. I never used the parking service they had in the lot next to the building...didn't trust it...I prefered to park myself.

Don't know what happened to the young Mamasan. They closed for a few months during one of DC's tough times (about the same time Ginza was meeting it's demise) and when they reopened, an older mamasan was there and the quality degraded. Went one time and got a perfunctory session. Haven't been back since...

No harm meant but YOUR perfunctory session from Blue could be because you cut the standard fee....

 

[Cheyanne]

Man......these ads are treasured memories; exactly how they appeared in the Yellow pages!!
Because of their Top Notch service, Ginza, Accu-Fitness and 1018 Vermont were the only body shops that consumed my attention and time.

Au revoir.... adios.... arrivederci.... cheerio....sayonara....and long live the memories of the Body Shops!

 

[Sebastian M]

I'm staying in town. Big supra fan for a long time. Where else to go? PM brothers! I'm here a short time.

 

[LSD]

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