Massage Parlor Reports

[vanhammer]

Took a walk in the SUN this afternoon. Asked for the world famous Bebe but was tolded "No more Bebe".

Had a session with Sue and it was just okay. Went thru all the right moves but her heart was not in it. If I go back there I will ask for someone else.

Got the job done! I left there feeling much better than when I went in.

JJ

 

[fat_arsehole]

A good looking middle aged woman (I think late 30s early 40s).

Great breasts, cute asian butt. Cannot speak much english.

I reviewed on her on EMP dot com months ago. I think I started a flood of business for her. Hopefully the money has done her well.

Since then a flood of people have been to see her.

When I go I do not even pretend to need a massage anymore.

She simple gets on her knees and opens wide.

She always swallows for me, but she is usually in control.

Have not seen her in a while, I felt bad last time, I paid her well, but I probably went too far. I went to stick my whole dick down her throat, her mouth is somewhat small. I could not help myself, I really wanted to cum down her throat (which I did). I think she prefers it not go so deep.

 

[boom10]

Well not having heard anything new about Golden Nails and hearing from a solid source that Lisa has decided to switch into a career that doesn't involve sucking dick, I'm officially saddened and bored. But since today is two days after Thanksgiving, I thought I'd show gratitude for what was a fun two years of monthly fun. So in honor of that, and to alleviate our collective boredom, I propose we recall the good old days and share stories about Lisa. What was the best time you had with her? What was your f protect thing to do? How did you use her?

I'll start off. First, probably what got me off the most was going down around lunch time. The place was a 10min walk away so I could drop by at 12:00 and leave with enough time to grab a sandwich. I loved walking in and finding her sitting in the back having lunch. Because it would mean I'd be adding a little extra "sauce" to her lunch in between bites. LOL. So I would usually go during lunch. She would eagerly grab a napkin, wipe off the food and run into the back to get ready. I never wasted time with a bs massage because that would cut into my fuck-her-mouth time. She was always eager to please. Which made it an amazingly good deal. Never complained about spending 30min on her knees or when I'd hold her head in place with both hands and shoot my cumshot down her throat. I'd save up for a week to make sure I gave her a good fill. I use to smile thinking this was how she spent 6 days a week for 8 hours. An eager cum bucket on her knees mouth wide open. She'd suck for another min or two to make sure she got every drop. But just to be extra sure after I pulled my dick from her mouth I'd ask her to squeeze from the shaft to the tip. If the smallest drop was left she'd lap it up.

Good times. Share your memories here or through a PM. Let's be thankful on this Thanksgiving weekend. Haha

 

[Bobby Digital]

While the review is appreciated, the detail will ensure that the place is closed within a couple of weeks. Based on history, my guess is within the month.

 

[Ot paype]

Is Lisa and her teeth still available?

 

[JANE W]

I've been out of rotation for a minutes due to money issues, and now it seems like I've crash landed on the 'Planet of the Apes' where every thing's

Turned upside down. I can honestly say, I've NEVER seen things this bad. Even Black Wednesday closings of a few years back showed quicker signs of recovery than this.

 

[I got a muffin!]

They pick names easy to say and for us to understand with their limited english, I for one appreciate their creativity in not choosing the same name as everyone else.

Us mongers or I should say some of you though need lessons.
Come on now, you can't all be Mike, Bob, Steve, Dan, Richard, and Fred.

 

[Johanna]

I had the same experience yesterday afternoon. It looked closed and they did not answer their phone. Bad news, I was solaced by Vicky at Supra, or whatever it is called these days. Much better.

 

[BAMF]

I just been doing this about 5 years and I agree. What used to be the norm is now above and beyond service. Sad.

 

[witnessofJesus]

There's plenty of girls who have done it... Some for more money... But, usually girls like Yoyo and Nana of 1333 Green did it because they are old. They have to compete somehow.

 

[Steffie]

The worst thing I have done. Takes some thought for sure. Probably would be bad gas. I had been away for several months and decided my yellow fever needed some attention. Well I had forgotten I had ice cream after lunch that day. Ice cream (I think it's the dairy. Not too sure) gives me deadly gas. Silent but very strong.

That evening I enjoyed a few beverages, had dinner, decided to ride to get the fever checked out. Well on my ride I squeesed a few out. In the shower I was trying to figure out if I could squeeze one out, silently with little fanfare. No luck. I was too relaxed. Next on to the room, she starts massaging my back and totally by accident I let one go. Well, she wasn't very happy with me at this point. We finished quickly and I left. A week or two later, I returned and apoligized to her and brought her some clememtines. She seemed happy and all was forgotten.

Too bad the place closed on black Wednesday and never reopened. Anyway, happy hunting. Be safe out there.

Cabbie

 

[cowboydoc]

I'll be visiting DC soon. Browsing through the forum, it sounds like lots of places have closed, including the one I went to before. I'll be staying at the Hilton north of DuPont Circle. Can anyone confirm Supra is the closest place? Seems that way to me reading through the list, but maybe I missed something. Thanks.

 

[Lady Bug]

Why are you people wasting your time and effort arguing about something we have NO control over?

If you want to go and tip one of the AMP girls a lot of cash then go for it!

If you are so flush with cash then please do whatever you think you can to draw the better talent into our area.

As for me, I am a poor civil servant, as well as a tightwad and a proven Cheap Charlie so I will pay the going rate at the time I go.

For now, and until I hit one who expects more, I will take only $160 into the place with me in order to remain frugal about it all. If she wants more than that I will promise to bring enough the next time to make up the difference and I WILL do exactly that.

In the meantime let's let Mister Big Bucks throw around all the cash he feels like throwing around and let the more frugal of us remain so.

This entire argument is just silly and not worth the effort we are spending on it! Nothing you say in here will influence what I do. So save your energy!

LIGHTEN UP!!!

JJ
"Cheap Charlie"

 

[*~Ms Kitty~* MOJO COUGAR]

In these here parts, a picture of Ben Franklin, on top of the 3 Jackson entrance fee, gets you the whole shooting match. We know we have it good. Let's keep it that way.
Thanks for asking.

 

[thor]

Really, haven't been since the new opening, but that used to be the most disgusting four flights of stairs I think I never seen or smelt.

How do they keep the homeless out of their from pissing in the halls or bumming money?

 

[JaPac]

I'm a fan of video games and love AYB but look at the top of your browser to remind yourself what this forum is about.

This isnt USAAllYourBaseGuide.

Amen to myself on that one.

 

[Azumi]

I am back in the District visiting and I thought I would try and find sum rug & tug action and I started to look around for some of the old spots and NOTHING was like it was. Everything has closed down it seems. I rang the doorbell on the 9th and U street place; I made it over to the 6th and K, and then searched 11th street, and NOTHING.

I was lucky. Once you have been to the Vermont spot, you will never forget the walk up those stairs so I passed by. It was as I remembered it but it seemed cleaner and less blue in color. Anyway, I get there at about 9:20 PM and they close at 10:00. I was only given the option of 1/2 hour for 60 and I gave the woman ("Kim") who answered the door a $ bill and when she came back with the 40 in change, I used that for tip. I do my best to keep the R&T action to nothing more than $ and OF COURSE that is with TS included.

Yep, the table shower was quick and easy and she focused on the right areas with the suds. Kim I would say is in her 30s probably. She is pleasant but not a little doll or anything. Her English is good and she is about getting you in and out but her focus is on getting the R&T done and I like that she was about business.

She took care of me and within 30min we took care of business.

I was just shocked at how many places seem to be not answering the door like before.

 

[Pompal 09.]

I tried to get an early start on the day at 11am at the SUN Tanning Salon today. No luck, I was rejected or they were not open yet.

I hope it wasn't me but just they were resting up from the busy Holiday.

 

[Pompal 09.]

Normally I would agree with you, but with basically just one or two AMPs open, I'd like to ask for folks to hold-off on full details for now. Maybe just 1) its open and 2) its "legit" as in old school AMP service in DC.

Maybe a name at MOST with good/bad. No details as we'll figure it out on our own.

Again, I normally would fully support your statement, but damn, its been a desert lately.

Thoughts?

 

[Alisha M]

Well,

I think it depends on what the person is asking, and WHO is asking. If it is a 'trusted' senior, then I'd say go for it, but then babylon has infiltrated our ranks, so your best bet might be to trust your instincts... no-one, no matter how 'senior', is worth your taking a risk implicating yourself, if you think this is a likely possibility.

Personally? I rarely post on the forum anymore, because I sense just too much babylon in the air; but thats just me. I have my trusted seniors that I share my info with/get info from, but then I've been around for a while. If they're asking you for information thats available here (which applies to most things in this thread, anyway) then my advice is to tell them to RTFF.

Far be it for me to be able to vouch for all seniors on this site, but there are a number of them that I am pretty sure are on the mongering side of the babylonian fence, if you get my drift.

All in all? As long as you cant be personally identified by giving your info, I'd say respond to seniors who clearly post a lot with good intel (or have in the past). Watch out for those who ask a lot of questions, but rarely provide intel, and those who have like 3-5 posts (like you! lol j/k). Bottom line, though: if you're not comfortable, then dont do it.

Selah!

PS: If you don't know who babylon is, then fiya!!