Massage Parlor Reports

[27PurpleRoses]

This sounds like insider information to me.

 

[ILOVEU]

Only with you and whatshername.... what was her name anyway? I think I have it in my phone but I don't remember what state I was in. Help me out here



I call discrimination!


/drugs are not bad, LL is just full of shit. as usual. lol.



Bench

 

[The Mariachi Bandit]

This afternoon the DC Police is rather large numbers entered a basement Spa on "M" Street NW. They may no longer be having customers.

Call me Mr. Lucky.

 

[Cal]

I agree Chaz. I have seen talent go up an down here with the going rate of $160. RM and a few others have been trying to raise the price for quite some time. If you have money to burn just do an escort. There are some super fine college age escorts out there for the right $$$.

Like you say, in VA you will spend $1.2 - $1.4 for a HJ from an provider that should be the Ajima. The extra money here definitly does not draw better talent.

 

[Khan K]

Just because the providers are asian doesn't make it a massage parlor. If you're curious about this place in particular, go through the screening process. Otherwise, stick to posting information about AMPs...not places that do not fit into the topic of this forum.

 

[Pompal 09.]

It's pretty funny how there's constant denial of the obvious and an effort to try and fabricate all sorts of elaborate reasons as to why DC is the way it is. The fact of the matter, as stated many times before over the past few years is that $$$ is the bottom-line.

I've already stated in the past that the way to get better quality is to make sure the "quality girls" make money. The two easiest ways to do this is: 1) Spread the word through reviews instead of trying to keep her your little secret. 2) Give her a tip.

Did you know that in New York, $200 is the normal rate? But the girls still only get $100, just like in DC? But you know why there are hotter girls working in New York, despite the fact that the AMPs there get shut down every couple of weeks? Because the customers there tend to leave a nice tip for the nicer girls. It used to be that hot girls from New York would come down to work in DC because they could make as much money, if not more, while not having to deal with the amount of LE, drug addicts, and robberies that they did in New York. Now, the only reason girls come down from New York is because they're too ugly to work in New York.

Meanwhile, too many people are still trying to fix the prices by saying: If you see an old and ugly grandma at the Chinese Condo, give her $160. If you see a lackluster girl at a DC AMP, give her $160. If you see a hot girl at a DC AMP who gives good service, give her $160. And considering the DC AMPs tend to work on a turn system, meaning they try to give each girl the same number of customers, there's no way the hot girl can make more money than the lackluster girl if everyone just tries to keep it at $160 because they're afraid of "inflation".

The same old nonsense about trying to keep the prices down has been argued for the past couple of years, and just like I predicted, DC is a complete shithole now. I went to 1818 and the girl I saw was fat and ugly. I went to Star and the girl I saw was pretty damn ugly.

But I'm sure it'll still be the same old "see no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil" schpiel. The one saving grace is that DC is a little bit more recession-proof than other areas around the country so maybe more generous customers will come who will tip the hot girls enough to create an influx of hot girls.

However, there needs to be a hot girl with a whole string of hot girl friends to get this influx started. Unfortunately, the only reasonably good looking girl that I know of was Vicky at Star but I know she doesn't have many friends because she's new to the whole AMP thing due to the fact she previously worked for American escort agencies, and I'm not even sure if she is still even in DC.

 

[Mrs. S]

I don't know what to say. You need to stick with porn and a kleenex. Just pay the rate or don't do the hobby.

 

[Coach S]

I am fairly certain that Sun VIP in SE was closed and the address printed in the article in the post the day after BW.

 

[Ottawa Mike]

Yes, not doubt 160max. Hey, anyone know what happened to the AAMP over in Tysons at the Condos/apts by the metro stop/toll booths, near the Gannet/usa today building? I called the number and it was out of service. Did they move or are they just gone. Any recommendations for AAMP near Tysons, etc or in FFX? Hit me up on the back channels as well as here.

Thanx

 

[RATCHET]

This is the descriptions of the girls, I mean Buffarina's on 3rd Floor 1812 M St.

JMHO, PC out

 

[Caryn]

That might be for the space previously occupied by ICM, which was a non-Asian place and is indeed gone.

 

[Rocky]

Nope it is someone else.

 

[Ash W]

You are right. I got caught up in BS. I deleted my posts.

Thanks for setting me straight!
BDD

 

[SwimIsAwesome =]]

What information have you provided that anyone is going to miss if you don't come back?

 

[JackaLxM]

My second helping of Yo-Yo on PA ave this afternoon was even better than the first. I was going to tell you all about it but was told that it would be foolish. In my first post, I wasn’t providing detail to satisfy myself, but rather exchanging information with forum readers to help them find the same quality of experience. It strikes me as much more self-serving for Anymouse to withhold that information, so that he can continue to enjoy the best AMPs while other forum readers are left to bounce around with tired hags at the AMPs that never were worth a damn, before or after Black Weds. We need to be very discrete about the physical locations, but LE and everyone else already knows what can and does go on in these places. Even more to the point, guys need to know which specific women at which particular AMPs are currently providing the services they want. I got just that information by RTFF this summer, and was returning that favor in my post. If the forum administrator thought my post was an asset to LE, then he would not have posted it. Any security issues need to be taken up with the administrator because he is the only person in a position to curb reckless information.

 

[sarah p]

I've been at some AMPs where the house fee was paid upfront but the provider did not ask for her fee (call it what it is) until after the service was provided. I've seen only good providers do this (royal), the lousy ones demand the fee up front (supra) and maybe even try to talk the price up. I have never, nor would ever, take advaneforum.xxxe of this situation.

 

[kaaye]

Will us fellows who visit AMPs stop if the prices increase. No. We may visit less frequently, however. The price of gas jumped to $4 a gallon this past Summer. We complained but we still paid. But we also tried to reduce our driving to cut costs.

For the most part all of the AMPs charge the same price of admission and the tip scale is pretty well established. A modest increase in price at one AMP will likely be duplicated elsewhere around town. Unfortunately, there is no "Walmart" AMP where prices are discounted.

And most importantly, the product and services are rather unique. If you want that product and that service there are very few alternatives. Craigslist? Nah. Too many unknowns and sketchy girls. EROS? Nope, you typically need an appointment and sometimes references.

Tough times. But even in tough times people still buy booze, smokes, and sex.

 

[boom]

I know you may think you sound like a 'mac daddy' in your posts, but they sound rather immature to me. Sounds like your basically twisting these girls arms into doing things they're not comfortable doing.

Not cool at all.

Mr.Snipes.

 

[pomparents?]

After Drunker Irish's description of Bobbi at Green a couple of weeks ago I decided to check her out. His description of Bobbi was great, but it seemed the service was less than great. I thought it was worth a visit based on the description of Bobbi, hoping that she just had an off day when Drunker Irish visited. I had my phone out to call and see if Bobbi was available as I approached the door coming up from L Street. As I came clear of the parking garage I saw someone approaching from my left, and thought that if he was also headed towards 1333, we would arrive at the door together. So I turned to walk in the direction of 14th Street, and looked over my shoulder to see if he indeed stopped at 1333 or continued past. I saw him rining the bell waiting to be buzzed in. So I circled the block, figuring that I would allow enough time to see if Bobbi was there and available, or if perhaps he drew her and I would have to try another day. I came back in through the little alley off Mass. Avenue, and when I was in view of the door again, I called to inquire about Bobbi. Mamasan said she is on a long vacation. When the girl is said to be on vacation, they may or may not be back. Whenever it is a long vacation, from my experience it means they are gone forever. Too bad. I would have liked to have had a chance to see whether she simply had a bad day when Drunker Irish visited, because she sounded like a beauty.

 

[The man with the plan]

I have been planning to drive into the city this weekend. I used to enjoy the Dupont. Haven't seen any reviews in a long time. Are they still open? If so any recommendations. If not, what may be a better spot?