Massage Parlor Reports

[Pompal 09.]

Hi all. I'm looking for something in Chinatown. Besides GNs. Can anyone help?

PM if you have to.

Thanks

 

[illbaby]

Just moved to DC and was reading through threads. Can someone help with full names for "green", "Supra", "DT", etc? Also what does TS stand for. When here once on business, went to a parlor near Thomas circle I believe where the lasdies really paid attention to "cleaning" your arse, any thoughts as to which place this may have been? Thanks for your help and I will post my reviews!

 

[CunningLinguist]

[/QUOTE]Recently LoveLOS and others on this board have posted on AMP providers and experiences and given LARS™ ratings. In the interest of giving newer members a heads up, the following is reposted.

Originally Posted by Laxman #2
With the Winter Olympics upon us, it strikes me that we need to address the problem of subjective scoring. I would like to propose a standard scoring system for the DC AMP scene that I have named the Lax AMP Rating System (“LARS”™) as follows:

0 – I’m going to slit my wrists
1 – Worst ever
2 – I wouldn’t f**k her with ****’s dick
3 – Really bad
4 – Not recommended, avoid
5 – Adequate, standard fare
6 – Good, above average
7 – Superior
8 – Highly recommended, must see
9 – OMFG, best ever
10 – So good I’m keeping this one for myself

Peace and love

Lax[/QUOTE]

Ahem. A LL Rating system indeed!!!!

You'll be hearing from my barristers, wigs and all!

Lax

 

[Stuff]

These types of things are among the risks AMPs must deal with. It may be from a disgruntle former employee, unsatisfied customer, or some asshole's sick idea of a joke.

Supra, in particular, has its share of enraged former employees. Apparently the new management team has it down to an art in terms of mistreating its employees. I heard complaints ranging from nasty foods (based on the amount paid for them) to psychotic outbursts by the management staff.

Royal, a couple of months back, had a similar experience. Instead of LE, they were visited by EMS responding to an unsolicited medical emergency.

It may be too absurd to fathom, however, management of competing establishments, I have heard, on occasion make similar calls to LE, especially when the targeted location is flourishing with business. It's a dog eat dog world out there.

In a nutshell, this is a minor set back without long term complications. They are open as usual.

Just for kicks, I see significant resemblance of former divas at this location. Are my eyes deceiving me? PM if you like, especially if you were an active participant within the last five years.

Ian

 

[Indumukhi]

How do you find BBBJ on such a regular basis and even get to visit Neverland when it's closed? Just curious.

 

[Pompal 09.]

Goldgold,

I must apologize on behalf of my less than accommodating brethern. However the truth of the matter is that, unfortunately, the majority of AMP's employ only the youngest women from every country in the far east with the exception of Korea. So therefore it is a mistake to believe that you could just go into any AMP and "get an Asian." By the way, the word Asian should be capitalized. However I have it on good authority that you can "get an Asian" by going to an Asian grocery store. Just walk up behind any mature Asian woman and place your hand on her butt and rub in a circular motion. This is an ancient way of informing an Asian woman that you want to "get her."

LexLuther

 

[Iliana G]

Hello, guys, I'm new here, I recently started visiting AMPs in the DC / NoVa area. I've been to about 10 places, learning by trial and error. Going rate seems to be around 80 / hr plus tip of 80-100 for extra service. I make small talk while the massage begins, then start to touch her gently as she works. From there the reactions vary. Most of the time the finish is HJ, sometimes they are willing to take their clothes off and let me touch them. Have had FS only once (covered of course). Have had a couple of disappointing experiences with completely NS massage.

I do not look down on these women because they are sex workers, indeed I try my best to make it a GFE. I am always courteous, clean, respectful and gentle (and generous when warranted). I take no for an answer, though I've been known to plead!

What I am quickly learning is this is a relationship like any other between a man and a woman, chemistry is key. Which brings me to my question. I met one masseuse with whom I 'clicked' and I'm tempted to initiate an 'off-the-clock' relationship with her. Thoughts?

 

[proud walker]

I don't like the Gold place, for the obvious reasons. Traffic, location, advertising, etc. However, got stood up by my UTR fave, so was a bit desperate this afternoon, and decided to TOFTT. Glad I did! Asked Mom for "small girl", and got Kelly. NOT small! Taller than most, but almost stunning bod. Probably see-the after market installation with only a hint of the stretches that said she had done this once or twice before. Anyway, a delightful full hour was provided, with a great attitude, good (if brief) TS, Firm and professional massagee with a healthy dose of rimnastics thrown in. On the flip, she was down to the uniform of my choice, and away we went. Plenty of nibbles and giggles and a choice of most any position I desired. Great technique, and I was out the door after the hour had expired by at least 10 minutes. Kelly is probably late 20s, and if you don't mind the well proportioned size, you WILL enjoy. I will return!

AM

 

[Kenneth]

No ads in the Post Sports section this week. What does this mean?

 

[Anon]

Unfortunately, I don't think that adding Korea to the VWP will bring back the heydays of the DC AMP scene. The sex police state we live in will continue on, but will hopefully diminsh after the next election cycle.

 

[Greg B]

You poor soul, probably have blue balls by now. I would recomend going to CHPC and finding out if they are open, then reviewing back to us. If they aren't open, go someplace else and try again until you find an open place. We have addresses on this board, but I can't remember the post number, maybe you could look that one up.

You can ask for anything, but what you get is a YMMV.

Full service? Is that like sex? YMMV

Fellicia left the place before Black Wednesday. Hope she shows up somewhere else. She charged $.60

YMMV stands for Your Mileage may vary
RTFF stands for Read the Fucking Forum

Your welcome for my time, leave the money in an envelope marked "LL" at TBWNN.

Have fun,
LL

 

[Pompal 09.]

Surfer,

Are you sure about all this CIM stuff? Been mongering in DC for a long while and I never got any of this or wanted on the 1st visit. I'm sure it might have happned but your experience was almost surreal by DC standards, if it all happened then "way to go Dude"!

PC oout

 

[Eat shyt and die]

First you have to get outside of your comfort zone.
(This means traveling) West Coast LA, Dallas
East Coast New York, Atlanta spend some time and talk to
the ladies you'll find out.

They're not doing this to find a boyfriend or for fun. They're
doing this to make money! Now in your profession whatever
that may be, if someone were to say you could make a lot
more money at so in so`s place with the same amount of customers.
It doesn't take rocket science I know where I'd be working!

Don't you find it strange that these higher priced condos
have much younger talent, then the five AMP`s in the DC area.

Look this economy is messed up, so if I'm going to spend
this kind of money I'd prefer to spend another 40 blucks
and get something much better to look at.

I know for a fact two years ago with excellent talent (Annie,Micky,Sarah,Tinkerbell,Jay) there was 90 customers
a day, now they're lucky to get 30 a day. Saturday before
last only 15 customers.

If people are struggling with money don't you think they would
want to get more for their efforts. These girls talk to each
other everyday, three things I hear how many customers,
how much do you make of house pay and how much is tip.
They get a perceneforum.xxxe of the house fee and their tip. They
also have to pay for groceries, Cook Momma and mamasan
out of their money.

You can go to New York and Atlanta both and find a lot of
our lost All-Stars couple years older now pushing 26 through
30yrs old, the stories same there's no money & customers so
if I'm only going to get four to five visits a day I'm going to go
where the money is!

I'm sure as little girls growing up this is exactly what their
dreams were to be doing. I don't care what you say the bottom line is there in it for the money!

Just one man's opinion of many men

 

[Christopher H]

Try not to let her cloud my mind too much. I have been to AMPs all over with tons of variety. I do not know what planet Nana comes from but she is a class of her own.

 

[Vera Jetta]

So I'm eating breakfast Sunday morning and scan the cover of the Washington Post Mag cover on China's New Rich, featuring a rich, attractive asian (chinese actually) lady, high heels, black mini, swinging a golf club. Was all I could do not to run to my favorite AMP for relief. Hey hon, when's our teetime and could you get me a beer...sweet dreams. KL

 

[shit.kicker]

What's up fellas? I'm a new/old poster that was moderately active on the MoCo board up until last Summer and did most of my hobbying around there too. Now I'm back working in DC and I'm ready to start hitting up the AMPs again.

The most recent talk here is quite interesting, just going back two pages leads to a treasure trove of 411 and the clear impression that I should start spending more time on this board.

Any old timers want to throw me a bone via PM about the Thai place?

 

[Hina Jamil]

Hello,

My name is Lucky Luciano. I wanted to ask a few questions. I have not "seen any action" since July, so I've been outta the loop. Is cphc still open? Can you ask for a half hour session at an amp and still get "full service"? how much does it cost for fellatio?

Thank you for your time.

 

[Julia S]

Bottom line is, if prices keep going higher, alternatives become more available, which ultimately brings prices back inline, it's the beauty of capitalism.

RE: Prices in the DC area, they have been quite stable for some time now, even if spa owners, collectively, have tried to raise prices!

Lastly, for the sake of these hard working spa girls, I suggest someone bring back the "$10 coupon"!!


MnV

 

[kermit the hermit]

Ok, This is not a review but more of a comment/inquiry. Ok, has the provider ever been loud ? very loud? seemed odd in my opinion, specially since moments before heard other client come into establishment. So, being paranoid wandered if there were mongers who paid to watch or hear?

 

[e_d_ellis2004]

Passing,

She quoted me $ for 'everything' The tip I gave for her excellent attitude and desire to please (as opposed to going through the motions.

Suave