Poll POLL on dick size...how do YOU measure up?

[OG_funguy]

A young man truly in love with his girlfriend decided to have her name tattooed on his penis. Her name was Wendy, and the tattoo was done while the penis was erect, so when it was not erect all you could see was W Y.

Shortly after the couple was married they were honeymooning in Jamaica. The man was in a bathroom in Jamaica, and standing next to him was a Jamaican man who also had a W Y on his penis. The American said to him "Oh is your girl named Wendy too?" The Jamaican replied, "No mister that says 'Welcome to Jamaica and Have a Nice Day'."

 

[Pay2Play]

Studies have shown that the numbers are larger for self reporting size studies vs when measured by someone else.

Who’s volunteering to be measured by someone else? The ladies don’t care so it must be a faggy boys club locker room thing.

 

[Pay2Play]

I once met a girl who said “give me 12 inches and hurt me” so I fucked her twice and hit her with a brick.

 

[Hornet]

The ideal size chart according to women

Penis Size Preference Chart: SEE IT HERE!

Penis Size Preference Chart: SEE IT HERE!

www.huffpost.com

 

[cupcrazy]

I refrain from participating in the poll. it is nobody's business about the size of my package. I don't care if the MPA enjoys my package or not since I am the one paying.

 

[OG_funguy]

The ideal size chart according to women

Penis Size Preference Chart: SEE IT HERE!

Penis Size Preference Chart: SEE IT HERE!

www.huffpost.com

Interesting, well at least I'm in the 'enjoyable' category LOL...

But I think with Asian MPAs, you would need to drop an inch or two on both length and girth...most of them are really scared of big dicks.

 

[OG_funguy]

I refrain from participating in the poll. it is nobody's business about the size of my package. I don't care if the MPA enjoys my package or not since I am the one paying.

That's certainly your choice but the poll is anonymous...

 

[Ursus]

If you think sex is about pleasing a woman, then you will go through life suffering greatly.

Sex is a man's reward. A woman's feeling about your sexual prowess doesnt matter.

If a woman tells me she doesn enjoy sex with me, I simply say:

So what??? I wasnt trying to please you. I was trying to please myself.

 

[Pay2Play]

If you think sex is about pleasing a woman, then you will go through life suffering greatly.

Sex is a man's reward. A woman's feeling about your sexual prowess doesnt matter.

If a woman tells me she doesn enjoy sex with me, I simply say:

So what??? I wasnt trying to please you. I was trying to please myself.

Sorry that you never had an opportunity to please a woman. The rewards can be endless.

 

[Kw1389]

Women, and I don’t include MPa or sp (most of these ladies are all show and only want your money). A lady is more interested in your ability to make the cum/ reach orgasm. I myself love eating pussy and rimming. After a woman has cum two or three times and started asking for my cock inside them it really doesn’t matter about size. If they don’t cum and or they aren’t wet. They’re not interested in you. You can be 12” or 2” long doesn’t matter. For Those women just reach for the lube and fuck the shit out of them. If she’s wet and I mean wet. She’s into it. 2 or 12” she’ll love it.
Think about it. How often have you made a woman cum using your fingers. Not too many dicks smaller than fingers.

 

[tnycman]

I measure from my asshole.

Fucking asshole, i spilled my drink lmao

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[AznGangsta]

I'm 2 inches

 

[UsefulIdiot]

I once met a girl who said “give me 12 inches and hurt me” so I fucked her twice and hit her with a brick.

Why was Lady Dianna disappointed on her wedding night? She thought every ruler had 12 inches.

 

[TheOutsider]

A young man truly in love with his girlfriend decided to have her name tattooed on his penis. Her name was Wendy, and the tattoo was done while the penis was erect, so when it was not erect all you could see was W Y.

Shortly after the couple was married they were honeymooning in Jamaica. The man was in a bathroom in Jamaica, and standing next to him was a Jamaican man who also had a W Y on his penis. The American said to him "Oh is your girl named Wendy too?" The Jamaican replied, "No mister that says 'Welcome to Jamaica and Have a Nice Day'."

you are an idiot

 

[firepro29.2016]

I’m hung like a light switch.

 

[Hangdai]

The ideal size chart according to women

Penis Size Preference Chart: SEE IT HERE!

Penis Size Preference Chart: SEE IT HERE!

www.huffpost.com

Women are actually terrible at estimating size when they see it.

When I was in university, I had a lab class which was mostly ladies. One of our lab instruments broke and needed a replacement lamp. The lamp was exactly 4 inches long and as thick as a average cock. I inquired amongst the ladies about what size i would need to ask the professor for to replace it.

Almost every lady said 6-8 inches.

Only one girl, this stacked blonde with tattoo’s said 4 inches without hesitation, but rumour was, she worked as a stripper/whore Part time after class.

 

[Ursus]

Women are actually terrible at estimating size when they see it.

Its because they never fix anything, build anything or do anything of substance.

 

[OG_funguy]

Its because they never fix anything, build anything or do anything of substance.

Yet here we are obsessing over them...

 

[Chubbypickle]

Can I change my vote? I just saw my wife naked and lost an inch.

 

[barefeet]

This is the best reason to make us visit this places right?Seeing the wives after so many years together!!