Review YOURSELF!!!

[Torch-Bearer]

-basic info:
Somewhere in the West End, usually in the evening before closing time.

-session chosen and first impressions:
He's a regular, and we have our routine pretty much down. It's the usual NR with a lot of fun. When I first saw him I wondered if he was a cop.

-brief rundown of the session (following massageplanet.net guidelines of course)
Started with him on the table. Lots of teasing because I know he enjoys it. Then we switch. He gives a great massage. Lots of attention to the knots before the teasing. The wandering fingers eventually find their way off the beaten path (or on, I suppose), and then I get to flip over and the front massage begins. He treats every massage the same, which doesn't sound nice but it actually is. Tentative at first, with growing boldness if I react in a positive way to what he's doing. He's always been polite and has always maintained that I can ask him to stop if I don't like what he's doing.

rating scale:
~massage: 9-10. There have been times when I've complained to him about a particularly hard day, so those times he's extra attentive to where I am sore. He also does this thing with his breath on my spine that's both relaxing and stimulating.

~hygiene: 10. He always insists on taking a shower before we start. He always smells clean.

~mileage pressure: 8. He can be pretty excitable, but again this is within the limits of what I think is okay. He's usually pretty good at reading what I want, so that's a nice plus.

~NR-type talent: 8-10 - Definitely enjoyable. I've said on more than one occasion that I enjoy when he comes in because I know it's going to be fun.

~finish: Him or me? If I'm not faking, then I'll say he's an 8 if I'm the one who gets a finish. If you're talking about him, it's actually nice. He usually asks me if he can do it himself, which lets me massage him some more. It can be pretty erotic, actually.

~tipper: He's not stingy, but he's not overly generous. I've actually said on more than one occasion that I should be paying HIM for the massages.

 

[Maddie]

Ah, summer of '05.

 

[ntouchspa]

They do customer profiles all the time, and the go in to a room and talk about them.LOL
If you want to get the best experience out of a session with lady you've booked, then it would be to your interest to know what you can improve on.

 

[coyoteofgaia]

i love this rating men...we should do this in montreal

 

[MayDay Parade (3]

we should do this ALWAYS and EVERYWHERE!

 

[Bellaxoxo]

Ur so smart!! Besides, my post was all in good fun. And maybe a chance for under-satisfied massageplanet.netites to take a fresh look at their sessions...maybe they see something that hits home, that they could use or change that would improve their experience. Or make it new again. Open your mind....its more fun to explore with an open mind

xoxox

 

[C.I.O]

The Gold,Silver, Bronze etc stars are all for you.

I was aware even previously about how classy individual you are but after that encounter I just respected you even more.

Too bad you are working currently somewhere which i just nowhere close to any of the routes I take but Have to find some time soon to visit.

 

[?Ridiculous~ Angel?]

Well at least we know that you don't work at my fav. spa because no smoking is allowed there period.

 

[pat z]

ummm wow!

 

[Lily<33]

Here is me.

Looks: Well above average. In shape 24 year old with dirty blonde hair, green eyes, tanned, dimples...sometimes a 5 o'clock shadow...depends on my mood.

Hygeine: Impeccable. I take great pride in my appearance and always make sure I am doing awesome with that.

Massage: So so. I'm there as a client...I mean I make an effort but I don't go overboard.

Milage: I get a good amount cuz a lot of the MPA's think I'm sexy. It's just human nature as they obviously prefer clients who are attractive not old ass mofo's who are fat and hairy.

Finish: I can control it...but I like to prolong it.

 

[FarmerCec]

Actually Im not even a smoker. I just meant in general...but I have had a session or 2 that would have earned a cigarette afterwards!!! LOL

 

[Little Princess]

Ok here's some honest truth about that assumption and young bucks....

~ We know that you THINK we have died and gone to heaven
~ We know that you THINK we are extra happy to be there because you THINK you're oh so dreamy
~ We know you went out of your way to shave, cologne, primp, and prop up all ur stuff
~ We know you THINK you're getting these high mileage sessions
~ We know you THINK we prefer to see 1 guy like you to 5 'old ass mofo's'

The truth of the matter is that girls get nervous around young guys, and not in a good way. We feel more pressure to perform and live up to a Hollywood image of being better/hotter/thinner/smoother than girls in your everyday life. We also get annoyed if you're confidance/ego is that obvious. Something young guys should know is that we tend to call you "client hot" as opposed to "real life hot"...I would lay $ down that girls would rather see refined older real gentlemen over young energetic cocky-ish cum-prolonging-cuz-u-think-its-funny-for-our-shoulder/forearms-to-give-out guys!! A gentleman with good massage skills or a kind effort for everyone's pleasure Im sure gets higher mileage than the tit-fuck BS young guys get and call that 3rd base!

Im in a bit of a frank kinda mood....sorry Surfbum84, I think ur alright!! But young guys get carried away with all those assumptions!

 

[b_dracula]

************

I think that was a 9 out of 10 for the old guy. (over 45:eek)

 

[hi-c]

Cleanliness
Respectful, polite, kind, a gentleman
Personality, sense of humour, conversation
No weirdness or haggelling with rates
Understands when time is up
Understands that (unfortunately) the post-session chat and shower time is not unlimited
Understands that each attendant has her own style, limitations, quirks, strengths and weaknesses; he goes with the flow, embracing the variety of seeing a new attendant, rather than trying to get her to morph beyond that which she is comfortable

Bonus stuff:
A real massage and/or attempt
Light fingers whisping around my back.... (yum!)
Click in personality, interests, conversation
Click in sensuality
A developed sense of comfort or even friendship

 

[ericalynn429]

That's too kind maaan
Stuff happens... Gotta add spice to liven things up every once in awhile (no pun intended!!! Lol... Ok... Yeah that one was intended)

And unfortunately the distance thingy comes into play now and then in this industry....

We often hear the horror stories: bad clients, jaded attendants... When you get to know players on both sides of the game, the reality is: there are a whole lot of nice, intelligent, funny, sexy people involved in our little world... I prefer to spend more time thinking about the goodstuff. It's much more fun that way...

 

[Devolution]

Review of my first session:

Background:
Canadian dude pushing 40.....not hard to look at....ex hockey player....should look perfect after a new year's one month diet....

First Impressions:
Real nice guy...probably too nice....hair is short.......Jesus do cops hi-lite their hair too? Man she must know I'm not a cop.....I'm shaking!!

Massage:
Nice soft massage......more of a tickle......gave her goosebumps and made her giggly. But how can she be happy...this little massage table is harder than chinese arithmetic!

Hygiene:
Very clean and smelled real good until I had to shower with that dollar store soap and dry off with a miniature piece of sandpaper. So much for the Sean John!

Mileage Pressure:
Politely asks her what she would like.....man can I be taken......really can someone please tell me what I am allowed to do?

N/R Talent:
Gave her the tongue dazzle and 2 finger gusher......is she okay?? She can't move!! She's spent!!

Finish:
Had to get a mop and squeeze bucket to soak up her puddles!!! Where are those school janitors when you need them??

Tipper:
Gave her tickets to a concert of her choice!! She said she'd prefer my Leaf tickets next time!

Final Thoughts:
Was I supposed to cum too?

 

[Zubayr]

pick me! pick me! (-;
where can i come see you...?

 

[DanaBella]

Basic info:
Canadian, born and bred. Average height, slightly pudgy, but muscular. A little hairy for my taste. Average size penis.

First impressions:
Cute, nice, smart - the kind of guy who gets stuck in the "You're like a brother/best friend" zone. Not the kind of guy who you want to jump your bones on sight. Middle aged, clean cut...slightly nervous and shy. Thinking he might be undercover LE, but I guess I shouldn

 

[Philip H]

laughing my fucking tail off!

 

[Naomi C]

FANTASTIC!! lol @ the big balls and shooter comments!!