So Much Fun in LOS - my first trip

[~ <3 ~]

was cool to meet you SMF. keep the stories coming, i wanna know more about this hopsy fella

 

[s0LuT1oN]

I tried to get a photo of this hopsy guy , but he is very camera shy..........



PS. Phooone hooome !!!!!!

 

[proud walker]

Hi E,
Yes she's very nice company, but no - she's not referring to me! I'll go back for a good massage though...

 

[presidentflush]

Well i can tell ya, i know him, i used to have to buy him milkybars and lemonade to stop him moanin

G

 

[shallow hal]

You're right and if I have had more time, then I'm sure I would have tried out other places. But with only one week, then I better go for the safe. And Savoey is great and not that expensive. Most of the days we ate there for approx. 600 Bath for two (except when we had lobster).

 

[sj_red]

The LOS Blues - YES! It's awful - very - just want to go back ASAP - and there's still 66 days to go.... :mad2:

 

[ARGHH. Im a Butt Pirate]

Sorry Rob, of cause it was Hobbsy !! :embrassed

But here is a photo attached by Hobbsy and Bono at MTB!

 

[glurginuirm]

Yes Frode its true you have to put up the Bank garantee before but when that´s done then it´s very easy for her to get a 3 months tourist visa..If you marry her in Thailand then you don´t have to put a garantee for her to get a tourist visa. But if you then decide to apply for a permanent visa when she is here in Denmark then you have to put up the garantee and i will be bound for 7 years i think.....Crazy but true :bangin: :bangin: :bangin:
jesper_dk

 

[rad!]

Then I, as a norwegian, have more rights in Denmark than you have. My girl got a 90 days tourist-visa for the whole Schengen-area including Denmark. If she wanted to stay in Norway or Denmark in this time, it would be up to her. I didn't garantee anything, except that she was going back to Thailand when the visa ended. But she didn't go back, because we got married and she also got her working-permission just 5 days after the wedding. Now she can come and go as she wants, also to Denmark.
But England I have to get her a visa to, and it takes about two weeks to make if she travel with me. I am going to London June 6 to visit a bar-exhibition, and she talks so much about wanting to see London so I better take her with me.

F

 

[GoTexansGo]

Go on with your story SMF! Always nice to hear a newbies experience on the first holiday in patong.

BTW its not that hard to find very good thaifood for about 150 bath for two persons in patong. (if you go where the thais eat than of course much cheaper then 150)

:cheers:

Hugo

 

[Destrucity]

YOU CAN EXCLUDE ME FROM THAT LIST.............MAYBE FOR THE FIRST 2 OR 3 TOURS...BUT NOT NO MORE !!!!!!!!! I GO THERE TO OFTEN TO SUFFER THE BLUES.......55555555555......IJ

 

[Amrud the Tacosupremo!]

I know it´easier for you in Norway and Sweden it´s very very easy that why so many danish people who has a forigien GF/BF move to Malmّ because then it´s no problems at all..But denmark is another story no: no:
I´m very happy to hear that you and your wife is still doing well in Norway..Have a nice trip to London i´m sure she will love it there and another story for her to tell next time you will be back in LOS..i will go back to Patong on thursday :biggrinlo :biggrinlo :biggrinlo
jesper_dk

 

[Spanky G]

Good reports SMF. Very much like most BMs 1st LOS experiences and sure to bring you back very quickly....but....you paid way over the odds for the blue pills, I get them 500baht for 4....and for a HJ in the massage shop, 1000baht!...I get boomboom with BJ for that in just about every shop including Bali Hai which is a little more upmarket than the ones round the corner in Kepsap.

Next time a girl says 1000 for a HJ, put your hand on your ccok, laugh and tell her, "look, I can do it myself for free :embrassed ". The price soons comes down. You should get HJ for 300, BJ 500 and boomboom 1000.

It's a steep learning curve...you'll be a bit more streetwise on your next trip

 

[allies (lol)]

DAY 2

But next morning I woke up early and had shower and a very much needed tooth brush. And now we were able to finish what we had started up last night... Then we sleept again. I didn't wake up again until it was 11am and she was fully dressed again. I kissed her good bye, gave her her money and locked her out. But I don't even remember her name. All I had was some big hickies on my neck! It has been quite good fun s.e.x, but I was not planning to see her again.

Now I just wanted to go to the beach! And so I went out to the beach and was there for a few hours. It was soo relaxing! Everything I needed after not having a real vacation (without ex-wife, kids etc.) for years! Not having to do anything, not do anything but think about youself! Wow! It felt good! :cheergal:

After the beach I had some lunch at another beach restuarant and then walked the streets of Patong. I also dropped in at a massage place and had a oil massage. It was a good massage, but I wasn't really in the mood for any of the specials she offered me.

I still had a little complexes after the fact that I wasn't able to finish the games with the girl I had with me in my room last night. So I decided to try out some of the small blue pills so it would not happen again. I paid 2000B for 4 pills, and he told me that they where the real thing, not copies, he even told me how to check if they where real or copies.

I took a little nap in my room, watched a movie and after my dinner I went out for IT again. Again I started up at MTB. My plan was to talk to that shy stunner with the curly hair who had smiled so wonderful to me the last night.

And after a little time I also got to talk with her. Offered her a drink. She was really a stunner, but her english was almost not existing. She had been there for one month only and could not communicate in english! What a pitty! So after a while she walked off again and continued to talk with the other BM's. :cheers:

But only for a little while, then I spotted another hot girl, with one of the most wonderful smiles! I offered her a drink and talked to her. There was also this BM (he was from Belgium - but I'm sorry I don't remember his boardname!). He gave me some very helpfull advises in how to speak with the TG's - in terms of not making ones english too complex and sort of talking on their level (forgetting about the gramma etc.). Such a sticky guide line could be a very good thing in the Newbies forum! :light:

After a few more drinks Oa and me were hitting the road towards my hotel. Earlier I had already taken my little blue pill (only one though), so I was ready for some action! And I was not disapointed. We had a great night. Although she was obvious not used to boys with a big tool who had so much power! :biggrinlo

 

[ifehearted]

Thank you. Yes I knew I was paying too much but it's hard when your little friend wants something and definitly shows it! :biggrinlo But I'll sure try out some of the other places next time as well...

Regarding the pills, then I actually checked the price a several different pharmacies, but they more or less all said the same price...

 

[Mrs. S]

DAY 3 - MONDAY
Although it actually had not been that late - I think it was about 3am - before we had sleept last night, then it was almost 2pm before we woke up. But only after another round on the bed! I had quite another feeling about this girl. I liked her very much, she was fun, good looking and on the same time very natural and down to earth.

We went out and had breakfeast (or lunch or whatever you will call it - it was 3pm). It was very nice just to watch her eat. After the restaurant we said good bye. I promissed that I would be back that night at MTB.

That day I actually had a bad headache - I think it was because of my little Viagra pill from last night. I know that this is a common thing after having used it. So I decided to try Cialis as well. I bought a pack with 4 pills (20 mg) - 2200 baht.

I also went to have a massage again, but at another place. The place here had much more class! And the girl was also really hot. She gave a very very good massage and it was very difficult not to get a hard on... She also offered me extras - but 2000 Baht for bom bom or 1500 for BJ was a much more than I wanted to pay. But horny as I was I agreed to pay 1000 bath for a HJ!!!!!!! If she also undressed! It was a very good handjob and she was hot, very nice breasts (little B size). But again 1000 baht!

That night again I went back to MTB and to Oa! It was good to see her again. There was also a birth day at the bar, so there was lots of free food. But I had already been eating. We had a few drinks or more... Played a few games. And just after 12 and the birthday cake we said goodnight to everyone.

Again good fun before sleeping...


DAY 4 - TUESDAY
Again it was after 1pm before we got up. We went out to have something to eat and I told her that I wanted to go to the beach, but I would love her to come if she wanted. Yes she wanted, so we took a tuk-tuk down to Karon beach and a very nice afternoon on the beach. She also told me that she would not be going to the bar that night, but she just wanted to be with me. Nice!

After we got back to the hotel we was just laying and relaxing on the bed, watching a movie. I was so tired that day. As it was raining wildly when we were going out to have dinner, we didn't get much longer than the hotel. So we had a wonderful dinner at Savoey, lots of fantastic Thai food, but we ate way too much! We dropped all plans about going to the bars that night and just headed back into the hotel room where we stayed and had fun the rest of the night.

 

[heidi]

See Louise in the pharmacy at the Regent Hotel on RatUThit Road....500 baht for 4 Kamagra. Well that's what i pay...mind you I've been a customer there for years :embrassed

 

[leah5302003]

DAY 5 - WEDNESDAY
We got up just around 12am that day! Perfect! We drove down to Kata and had a nice day at the beach.

This day the bar was closed due to an election (again again). After dinner she wanted me to go to a-go-go (Dragon Club), but since it was the election night they where not to open until 11pm. So instead we went to some different bars and had fun.

Finally at Dragon Club we got a good seat at the "seforum.xxxe". And we both got pretty drunk. There was a lot of stunners there this night. Especially one blond TG. She really could move. I'm so sure she was on E! She was absolutely wild! But there was also many other nice ones. There was this one very sexy and good looking one (think she had no. 34) - nice body and a very nice bum! I bought her a few drinks and Oa and her also seamed to get along very good. I also bought a few more girls drinks and we had a lot of fun. Oa always asked me "You like her? You like her?" - I took it like she was suggesting a threesome - but boys I was wrong!!! When I suggested to ask her to join us in the hotel she almost freaked out, and just told me that I could change girls if I wanted... But I was interessted in changing girls - I wanted them both! So instead we now left Dragon Club in so good a mood.

I just wanted to go back, but Oa was hungry so we went to a restuarant and had something to eat. But she keept talking about me wanting the other girl. And on the way home to the hotel she wouldn't stop, so I basically told her to stop or I would go home alone, but that I still hoped she would come with me.

I continued walking and when I looked back I saw she went into a store. I walked properly 200 meters before I turned back to the store. But I could not see her anywhere. So I just said f.ck it! And started walking again. But suddenly out of nowhere there she was again. That crazy girl! I was very happy to see her again. Somehow she had just shown me how very human she really was - how normal this crazy girl was. I somehow would wish that had not come back, or that I had not turned back and waited. Because I suddenly felt a lot more for her than I really wanted.


DAY 6 - THURSDAY
It had been almost 5am before we had slept that night. Not that we had s.e.x, none of us was really able to that. But next morning we took revance - and again it was very late before we got out of bed. She kept saying all day how sorry she was for her behavior the last night. And I know she was. My own little crazy girl!

After having our lunch in the late afternoon we took a tuk-tuk to the Wat Chalong temple. I just wanted to be able to say that I had see a little when I was to be back in Denmark. And since I'm also a buddhist I always like to go to the temples and see how "they do". I'm not part of the Thai/Theravada buddhism, but a Tibetian buddhism called Diamond Way/Karma Kagyu buddhism. And the differences between these two ways of buddhism is like the differences between Catholism and Lutheranism. We both have the same foundation (the teachings of Buddha) but the way we follows to reach our goal (enlightment) is very different. To many Thai's even though they go the temple and might light some candles and worship, then it's very much in the same ways as most Danes go to Church a few times a year (Christmas, wedddings, funerals etc.). The Tibetian buddhism is very different, it's a much more direct, active and obtainable way of buddhism, much more for laymen like most westeners, like me. In the Thai way you really have to become a monk to even start dreaming about reaching the enlightment. It's one of the reasons why islam is get so much more popularity also in Thailand. The Thai buddhism is not alive anymore! It's 90% culture! But enough about that!

This was my last night in Patong. We were going to MTB to say good bye to everyone. Oa bought me a flower thing to put around my neck! And we had a lot of fun at MTB. Lots of playing games, drinking, talking etc.

Back to the hotel, more fun "games" - more sleep.

DAY 7 - FRIDAY
My last day I had to check out of the room at 3pm, so I had to get up early!!!

I packed everything and we checked out - went out to have something to eat. And then we just walked around. I found a few good presents for my kids in Denmark. And then we had a few drinks at a bar at Bangla Road (at the corner with Dragon Club). It was very sad. I just didn't want it to be over.

At 6pm I had to take my car to the airport and say good bye to Oa! It was very emotional, but it was really until I was driving away and she stood there waiving at me, that I felt it!

That feeling! You properly all know it. You don't really know what it is. But it feels good! And you just want to get back...

DAY 8 - SATURDAY
Back in Denmark. Spring has finally come. A very nice and sunny day.

But I'm completely locked down. I have the Thailand Fever and cannot think about but getting back. Then finding out that the bars are closed saturday night so that the webcam will not run is even worse!

And thinking about Oa! What if?? Well I know its absurd! But I can't stop!!

 

[Ranging]

Another Sex Tourist is born. :cheergal:

Keep yourself busy and start the countdown to July.......no real remedy for LOS blues, other than being in LOS.

 

[Pompal 09.]

Nice TR SMF thanks for sharing, yes yer MTB BG is a nice lady. Welcome to the LOS lovers club.

cheers,
DD