There is only 1 of me

[Ursus]

Ursus, like Nike or Coke, is a brand that would never be replaced with a new, unknown entity. It is so valuable, so recognizable that replacing it with anything would be unwise to say the least. Would McDonald's change their name, signage and colour themes and replace it with something new, all the while not telling anyone about their past history? NO!!! And neither would Ursus.

There is only 1 Ursus. It is flattering that so many of you guys pretend to be me. My name will live on well past my retirement on this board. In 2 years, you guys will still be starting threads about me and pretending to be me. That is very cool. It's funny to see. The more you do it, the more the girls want to be around me and the more 'benefits' I get. Thank you for that. Although, as you know, I am retired, so there is only so much I can get from said benefits.

I became disinterested in this board when I realized Krayjee was using multiple handles to attack me and bump his own threads. I once thought of Krayjee as a Deity, so you can imagine my disappointment when all that I mentioned with Krayjee and his multiple handles transpired recently.

And no, it was not I who mowed down those people at Yonge and Finch, as suggested. I don't go to areas where non-whites associate. You guys obviously know I don't like non-whites.

I haven't been to a non-white area in quite some time and I don't plan on doing so anytime soon. Being around non-whites is trouble and I generally want to avoid trouble. You see, the thing about me is that I truly believe the words I write. I really don't like non-whites - I don't just say it to get a rise out of others. When I say non-whites make me feel sick to my stomach, I am telling you my true feelings. So, honestly, I wouldn't go to Yonge and Finch and do anything in that area, other than maybe drive through it if I had to get to Richmond Hill or somewhere else nearby. I generally don't like Asians either, but I do have Yellow Fever, so I enjoy having sex with Asian women from time to time. Having said all that, I am basically retired from the industry and I haven't smashed any Asian kitty since last year. And to be even more honest, I can't really smash any kitty, as my penish isn't large enough to do such a thing.

It's amazing to be free from the hobby. I have so many hobbies aside from my past in the sex industry that I am no longer interested in chasing kitty on a per-minute basis. If I have $500 in my pocket, I will buy a new GPS for my car, or a new electronics item, or something for my Mother etc. I no longer have that urge to book an escort in order to alleviate any low self-esteem I may have felt years ago. Increase your self-esteem, develop new hobbies, realize that you are the prize and not the escort you are chasing, and you will quickly find your desire to be with escorts is reduced.

The top sex worker in the industry right now is Sweet Baby Jaime. If I do ever visit an escort again, it will be her. She is super pretty, great body, cool chick and a great value, all around. And she is young, young, young. You guys know I like young girls. Ideally, 17 is my preferred age, but 21 years old is still great imho.

Regards, and thanks for all the warm thoughts. Much appreciated. I knew I was popular, but I never knew you guys missed me so much as I realize you do now.

 

[Sybarite]

I don't know why you guys don't just go visit Jaime. She is young, blonde, white and has a tremendously sexy body. Very pretty face. Great personality.

Why waste the opportunity? Why waste time? When a new gem enters the industry, you book her until you can't book her anymore. And you repeat and repeat like you have OCD.

Jaime is #1 in the SPA industry right now.

... I am basically retired from the industry and I haven't smashed any Asian kitty since last year. And to be even more honest, I can't really smash any kitty, as my penish isn't large enough to do such a thing.

It's amazing to be free from the hobby.... I no longer have that urge to book an escort in order to alleviate any low self-esteem I may have felt years ago.

The top sex worker in the industry right now is Sweet Baby Jaime. If I do ever visit an escort again, it will be her. She is super pretty, great body, cool chick and a great value, all around. And she is young, young, young. You guys know I like young girls. Ideally, 17 is my preferred age, but 21 years old is still great imho.

Still sounds very much like you've never actually seen SBJ at all!

Since you're so big on being completely up front and transparent about everything, don't you think when you claim someone is the number one girl in the industry you should at least disclose the fact that you've yet to have a session with her?

 

[Leviathan]

Ursula , Suck it up. Be a man. I taught you to fend for yourself and tutored you to build your own relationships and book of business of SPs.

You ignored my advice To Focus. I know you Developed mental health issues after your mom left. Also inheriting ADD , Narcisism and self absorption doesn’t help and are difficult to manage.

Xoxo Dan. I love your Ursula. You know I’m anyways here for you. I’m loyal. I’m honest. I’m caring. Come help Papa Krayjee to fight the jealous haters !

 

[krayjee]

[QUOTE="Ursus, post: 1120741, member: 58882"

I became disinterested in this board when I realized Krayjee was using multiple handles to attack me and bump his own threads. I once thought of Krayjee as a Deity, so you can imagine my disappointment when all that I mentioned with Krayjee and his multiple handles transpired recently.
.[/QUOTE]

How did you come up with this shit? Attack you for what? I have zero or little interest in you and your posts to even bother reading most of them. I didn't even respond to you when you attacked me with your new handle TheKWguy. I don't have time for your craps and your trolls. You're posting a lot here as if you are into post counts contest but most have zero substance . I don't need you to bump my own threads. I already have 2 best guys in my pocket. I don't even want you to be in my threads bcuz you are good at throwing them off the track. You barely have any real knowledge of semi legit spas or holistic spas . You are more into full service SPs and never was a MP guy. Your posts and Ironhearted guy's posts never get my interests and I am not interested in responding to any of them. So don't expect me to respond to you. Period.
BTW.. I have only one extra handle Zoom Zoom which I don't even remember the password any more cuz there's no need to have multiple handles in this board. You have all the freedom here and never need to worry about being banned.

 

[Leviathan]

Ursula you betrayed me. And I will never forgive you for your nefarious actions. You must earn my trust again. You know what to do. Michelle cane back crawling to me after her betrayal. I always WIN. Resistance is futile !

Xoxo Dan , Sell your soul to me ! Love will tear us apart again .

[QUOTE="Ursus, post: 1120741, member: 58882"

I became disinterested in this board when I realized Krayjee was using multiple handles to attack me and bump his own threads. I once thought of Krayjee as a Deity, so you can imagine my disappointment when all that I mentioned with Krayjee and his multiple handles transpired recently.
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How did you come up with this shit? I have zero or little interest in your posts to even bother reading most of them. I didn't even respond to you when you attacked me with your new handle TheKWguy. I don't have time for your craps and your trolls . I don't need you to bump my threads. You barely have any real knowledge of semi legit spas or holistic spas . You are more into SPs and never was a MP guy. I already have 2 best guys in my pocket. I am busy having fun with girls and golf and helping others. Your posts and Ironhearted guy's posts never get my interests. Period.
BTW.. I have only one extra handle Zoom Zoom which I don't even remember the password any more cuz there's no need to have multiple handles in this board. You have all the freedom here and never need to worry about being banned.[/QUOTE]

 

[TheKWguy]

I really hate to burst your bubbles...but Im not ursus.


I don’t normally care to refute because no one cares to see that. Yes we have similar tastes, but different people.

 

[IronHeart]

I don't give a flying fuck to be honest.

However, I'm not gonna trust this little fucker Ursus, the fucker claimed to retire from hobby and then came back again and again, lying sob.

 

[c1000]

You always lie. Why do lie?

 

[foxymystery3075]

Where the fuck is @lilypad. Her herpes gone now?

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[DickSlinger]

Too long to read all of ursus wall of text. It's also not worth reading because it's nonsense anyway. It doesn't matter cause Iron Hearted and Ursus are the same person and KWguy is the same person as Krayjee

 

[Ursus]

I appreciate all the attention fellas. Really, it compliments me greatly. But again, I only use 1 handle. I am living the simple life.

I only want to see Sweet Baby Jaime. She is beyond words! When I saw her face, I was floored. Jaime looks so young, so perfect. I still can't get over her beauty. She is stunning in every way. Only thing she has to alter is the length of her nails, but that is no biggie, of course.

For me, it is Sweet Baby Jaime or nothing. I don't know what Heaven looks like, but Jaime has a face that must resemble what Heaven is. She is out-of-this-world young looking and beautiful.

 

[Marcozeee]

I appreciate all the attention fellas. Really, it compliments me greatly. But again, I only use 1 handle. I am living the simple life.

I only want to see Sweet Baby Jaime. She is beyond words! When I saw her face, I was floored. Jaime looks so young, so perfect. I still can't get over her beauty. She is stunning in every way. Only thing she has to alter is the length of her nails, but that is no biggie, of course.

For me, it is Sweet Baby Jaime or nothing. I don't know what Heaven looks like, but Jaime has a face that must resemble what Heaven is. She is out-of-this-world young looking and beautiful.

https://cmha.ca/documents/getting

 

[DickSlinger]

I appreciate all the attention fellas. Really, it compliments me greatly. But again, I only use 1 handle. I am living the simple life.

I only want to see Sweet Baby Jaime. She is beyond words! When I saw her face, I was floored. Jaime looks so young, so perfect. I still can't get over her beauty. She is stunning in every way. Only thing she has to alter is the length of her nails, but that is no biggie, of course.

For me, it is Sweet Baby Jaime or nothing. I don't know what Heaven looks like, but Jaime has a face that must resemble what Heaven is. She is out-of-this-world young looking and beautiful.

You can cuddle her like Lost innocence does

 

[TheKWguy]

You can cuddle her like Lost innocence does

Now that's a guy whose really into a MP.

 

[Ursus]

You can cuddle her like Lost innocence does

I don't cuddle with anyone. I try to smash kitty and leave. My penis is small, so can't do it, but I try my best.

 

[Pkrpnk]

Stop talking with yourself. The rest of us don’t care. All we care about is where to cum.

 

[TheKWguy]

Ursus I'm going to drive into town on friday night for a poon night. I already let other waterloo guy know, you want to come in my truck with me?

 

[Marcozeee]

Now that's a guy whose really into a MP.

https://cmha.ca/documents/getting

 

[Marcozeee]

Ursus I'm going to drive into town on friday night for a poon night. I already let other waterloo guy know, you want to come in my truck with me?

You really need help Ursus, this is actually sad now.

https://cmha.ca/documents/getting

 

[Leviathan]

The only room is the coffin tool box out back. How befitting - similar to a portable hybrid straight jacket and mental asylum? Should carry him in at Seduction to surprise Sweet Jamie? Simulate dead corps sex?

Xoxo Dan Deity

Ursus I'm going to drive into town on friday night for a poon night. I already let other waterloo guy know, you want to come in my truck with me?