Vanessa @ Allure

[The Wise One]

http://www.alluremassage.ca/bio.asp?gID=64

After a long hiatus, I read some favorable recent reviews on how great Vanessa is. I started thinking with my dick and made the trek down the 407 to Allure Spa.

Luckily for me she was available.

She walked in while I was showering and without asking me what session I wanted she took off her clothes. I don't like that. I appreciate it when they ask me first what I want.

Her massage technique sucks. Throughout the session she used her nails to turn me on. The little teasing she did, she used her nails. Uhhhggg! The flip came fast. Same old technique with the nails.

When she wasn't using her nails she had those nasty man made bolt ons in my face. How guys can like those I dont understand. I like them natural and not too big.

By this time, my dick was so small it had reached a point of no return.

My last shot to get my dick back up was to try and massage her. She laid on the table. It was really odd that she clenched her ass so tight I had zero access to anything down there.

I told her I was out of it today and the session ended 15 minutes early.

I have shot a boat load of cum when fat 40 year old asian women are massaging me because they how how to touch, when to touch and where to touch a man.

I wish some of these young "hot shots" would know a thing or two about what excites a man.

I will not repeat. And to spend $50 door fee and then $100 for the body slide is excessive and not worth the drive to Allure for me.

I have been to Muse and paid $40 door fee and $80 body slide and got much more better service and mileage.

As an aside, the asian girl at the front will make a excellent mama san one day if only she doesn't frown as regularly as she does.

Ciao!

 

[Guavas]

Another thing that she's is notorious for pulling is, "it's that time of the month" half way through a session. I loved her look and preferred her naturals but man she is way too restrictive and truly lacks a sensual touch.

 

[sammyy772]

Seem's like bolt on's are the norm at many places nowadays. Are there any decent sized naturals at allure?

 

[dryphi]

Hate hate hate the bolt ons. Sorry about your bad session. Money down the drain for you and you just padded her bank account for crappy service.

 

[chinamigarden]

There are a very few left; Jenny, Gabriella and Trinity that I personally know of at Allure.

 

[Lady Bug]

This post is hilarious. OL, thanks for posting this review personally, I think many of the ladies heavily reviewed are over rated. They're a pinch above average looking with entry level kinda service.

Natural I have seen are Mia, Bella (really really really nice breasts) and Jessica

 

[Christine George]

Re the nails you should have just said:

stop it bitch, i ain't got a itch!

 

[Pompal 09.]

Wow. Two threads about Vanessa that are polar opposites of each other. Who to believe?

 

[keep it classic]

I hear ya'! But somehow I kind of trust this thread and my gut feeling when looking at her pics ....

Don't ask me why!

 

[Gab :)]

I've seen Vanessa 4 times and i think she is worth every penny! Hot, fun and does not stop trying to please. OL's review is a bit of a joke. She took her clothes off right away? Every option at Allure involves the MPA being naked so how is that a bad thing? He slams her implants but the other current thread on Vanessa clearly says she just had her boobs done. Why see her if you don't like fake boobs? If you don't like nails on your back why not try talking to her?? He even cuts the receptionist. Just comes off as bitter. I understand that having a bad session sucks but you can't click with every girl. IMO she is in the top 5 at Allure. Take that for what you want but I've seen almost all of the girls there. I can see it being a big YMMV thing too.

 

[David S]

UOTE=Tazz69 IMO she is in the top 5 at Allure. Take that for what you want but I've seen almost all of the girls there. I can see it being a big YMMV thing too.[/QUOTE]

curious of the other there that round out the top 5 to compare. Thanks

 

[Autumn.]

i agree, i had a session with her, she is awesome, nice girl and very open,i highly recommend vanessa at allure,i don't no how come your guy say like that, it too bad.

 

[No can do Obama!]

In defense of the OP, I also tried Vanessa after reading some great reviews, and the experience was quite mediocre. Perhaps it's YMMV; perhaps it's just hard to live up to great expectations. Not trying to discourage guys here from going. Just take things with a grain of salt.

 

[Pompal 09.]

I went to see Vanessa after I read a review in yet another thread and the poster related how breasts in his face were a constant feature of the massage - and that was a totally accurate review. So clearly much depends on how much you enjoy breasts in your face... if not, then I guess she's not for you. Not every girl is for everyone, but as Tazz points out above, it's a bit disingenuous to say you were encouraged to go because of positive reviews that clearly point out she had her tits done, and then come back here to pan her because you hate bolt ons... if you don't like them then why go in the first place?

 

[Stephanie V]

One number one: my review is accurate. As with all session, YMMV. I just review how my session went.

2) yes she took off her clothes before the session began. how did she know I wanted a BS? That is not the norm. I have been to many high end places and girls dont do this. They ask first.

3) Some man mades are nice. Some SUCK. Her's suck. Really hard and they feel like baseballs. Ewww. YMMV!

4) I told her about the nails. She stopped for a bit and it was as if she had run out of ideas and then returned to them again LOL!

5) If you think she is great. Great. But don't question my review and make it sound like I am lying. Kapish?

 

[chefjoezieger]

Venessa also has like a permanent tan going on. Lots of better ladies at Allure than her in my opinion.

 

[stephannie1202]

surprised to read through this thread. I saw her at AGS number of times and each time had an amazing session with her. I haven't yet seen her at allure though. may be she changed at allure ???

 

[fradya420]

Different strokes for different folks!!

Thats was the reason why I stopped reviewing some time ago as the Fanboys started Crucifying whenever they saw a bad review.

I saw Vanessa @ Ags a while ago and she was at best Mediocre then.