Anida Massage - Sara

[sweet heart xx]

So after all the fuss about this place and how the pricing is I decide to dig a little deeper and find out for myself. I also had to dig deeper in the pocket. Lucky for me there was a little more than lint today.

I head on over to Ogden and I'm soon walking through the doors. I was feeling pretty good as I had an idea of who I was going to see. Since Anida and perhaps Body Assets are the only ones that seem to have pics posted on websites I knew what they would look like. I chose Jasmine as the MP of choice today.

How could I go wrong? Even if I didn't get a tug she looks good from the picture. A bonus is she isn't 35+ like the majority of other MP's in town. So I walk in and I am met by Lynn at the counter. Cute. I'm impressed. Looks good in her scrubs. If you are looking for that nurse/scrubs fantasy look no further.

Lynn would be my second choice due to her looks/age. I was here to see Jasmine though. I ask for Jasmine and I am told that she is in a session. Damnit! I should have known when I saw another pair of shoes at the door.

Great. No problem. I'll just ask for whoever is available then. Lynn was another one on my list of the two I wanted to see from here. My plan b was working. I'll take Lynn.

Nope. She has a session booked and the dude is stopping by in 10 minutes so she isn't available. Damnit!

I've committed now that I said I would see whoever is available. Either way I was deflated as I only wanted to see Jasmine or Lynn. I noticed that someone was coming down the hall. I decided to stick around as I didn't want to be the guy who says no and rejects whoever it was.

I thought I could get through this with the minimum amount of damage so I ask for the 1/2 hour massage. Lynn asks if I want the 'full body' massage. I smile and say yes. She says it's $90. I fake smile and think huh? Isn't the 1/2hr $60 and the 45min $90? I hand over the $90 and carry on scratching my head.

I'm led to the room ahead wondering how my happy thoughts of Jasmine and/or Lynn just took a shit. I try to make the best of it and go the room and shower up.

The place is decent. Nothing over the top. The shower was awkward with temperature. The showerhead was too long and didn't give the right angle for my 5'3" frame. I find the towel and dry off and jump on the table.

Sara comes in and she looks like her pic. She's in her 30's somewhere, not model thin and isn't Jasmine or Lynn. I'm naked and she has hot oil in her hand. There are only 2 ways this is going to go.

She starts in with the massage. It wasn't a smearing of oil but it wasn't therapeutic either. I'm trying to get all happy and hope for some teasing. Nope. None at all while I'm on my front. A little while later I flip and the massage proceeds to the front. Nothing that I would consider therapeutic. The oil was hot and it didn't have a fragrance. I guess that was a good point.

What was that?

A light brush up against my left testicle?

There is a god.

There might have been one or two more. I was then asked how I would like my massage. I say scrambled. She adds more oil and then proceeds to add the tug to the rub.

She asks if I would like anything else. I ask about a duo and she says maybe next time. She says topless would be another $40. I do some math. I've already paid $90 for a 1/2 hour tug or another $40 for a topless tug.

Naw. I'll pass. She finishes with more oil and the release is completed. Some ball cupping which was nice.
I finish up and get showered. I head out the hall and to the door. I hear voices in the lobby and there are about 4 people. Great. How discrete is my walk of shame? Not very. I say my pleasantries and I am off into the night.


Not great VFM. Seems to be the same or higher $ than most other places. Higher than what Slim would consider good VFM. I went in with expectations of seeing Jasmine and/or maybe Lynn so maybe I'm putting bias on my experience. With the pricing and service it would not have me running back for a repeat. It wasn't horrible but it wasn't mind blowing. I think I let some of the hype get to me.

I found the walls to be thin and I would like to thank the guy who felt like blabbing on about Christmas and what he plans to buy and his favourite drink and the place is different from the old location and the drive was a little longer and he saved some money by filling up today and it's slushy outside and he gives a weather forecast and he's asking about duos and he likes the firm pressure.....Just shut the hell up. I lost my erection from him just going on and on and on and on and on.

As for the pricing situation. It was not $2/minute for my session. It was $3/minute. The pricing threw me off for a bit. I'm not sure what the best solution would be. It's either all inclusive at set price levels or should be room fee + whatever the tips work out to in the room. I find the mix to be confusing. I paid $90 to the 'house' but was asked for 'tips' in the room as well.

I can just report on how my experience was and how much I paid for 1/2 hour. I thought this would clear things up but I think it just made things confusing again.

I Am.

Wishing for Some Texas T.

SlimShady.

 

[momofosho420]

Damn....I've been planning on going there for a while but havent been able to cuz I live in the opposite part of the city..but I guess thats a good thing after reading this review

This place seems to be getting more and more confusing each time someone reviews it...lol

To me it just seems the girls inside doing the massage want to push you for a topless or nude finish to make extra money...except for probably Lynn and Jasmine who have always gotten positive reviews.

I think all the gurls at anida`s shud do the 30 min massage and give u the release... and leave it to the pooners to ask for the extras at the end of the 30 min massage session... rather then they asking us for more tips...it would make the whole situation a whole lot simpler I think...

So its $90 for a 30 min `full body`massage? I think thats still a pretty good deal... considering at most other MP's you get a 2 minute smearing of oil on your back for $40 and then they ask u for extra's and want at least $60 for the release.

 

[packerfan]

I also found the $3/minute thing a little off-putting, after long discussion about prices on the board. On the other hand, my session was about 40 minutes for the $90, so that part was ok VFM. But as per my review, I am not going back. The place is nothing special, no kinky spa experience atmosphere as I was hoping for.

 

[Niko]

That is what I was trying to say. Well put altjeff.

 

[Platinum Knight]

Like i said, guys... go see Lynn and Jasmine.. see previous posts....

Let's reward the good Masseuses and give them Xmas money. Tried, tested and true!

 

[deteragram]

she was great, really knows how to massage and finish off the session

 

[KoKo]

I think I will. I'll just book a session next time.

 

[Brainiest]

Yeah it helps to call. I wish I had, just drove there to find them closed. Guess I will have to wait until after the xmas break.

 

[john h]

I stopped in the other day to this play. Everything was pretty par for the course including fees. The one thing that did stand out though is that all the girls are indeed very friendly and they are obviously taking their business and customer service experience very seriously. So in that department, I'd rate them the absolute best MP I've ever been to. I'd repeat on that alone. I didn't have the best time there, but that was my own fault and had nothing to do with the girls. Sometimes this time of year is so stressful, even a friendly topless girl can't get you out of your funk.