Or possibly catching the flu! Or falling down the stairs! Or dying in a car crash! Or dying in a helicopter crash! Or getting struck by lightning! Or getting an STD at the spa! OMG so many things to worry about!
On the bright side, if you did catch it, then you would have something else that's incredibly unlikely to freak out about: dying from corvid-19. Only happened to two people on the entire planet outside China so far, but I'm not leaving here at all for the next month or two just to be absolutely certain.
Won't be using my plumbing anymore either... did you hear about the pipes?!?!