dance bars in navi mumbai

[Deleted member 63909]

I know Mk26 will go for second option.(kidding)

Disclaimhim I think your forum name should be disclaimher

Bhai good FR
You are enjoying with 100 rs tip to girl and 50 rs tip to waiter and girl sit next with you showing you her cleavage AND DANCE FOR U. I think you look like Tom Cruise.
She is asking for 1000 rs

Bhai hum to ekdum chu hain 10000 uda dete hain aur number bhi nahi lete

Waise Tom Cruise to nahi per Nawazuddin bhi nahi lagte .
Jawani mein poora mohlla college deewana tha

Hope i have one meeting with you at whatsapp bar.

Mk26 se jyaada aapse kuch sikhne ki iccha hai

 

[mongerking26]

Thrusday, 31st Aug, 2017

So** is a young 22 year old girl from Banaras. I spotted her at W****A*p DB at Turbhe. Last year it used to be a very sad place. S**G*** on the other side of the road was far better. But I was happy to see the improvement here (with respect to the girls and the staff). As I sat down and placed my order she stood near my table trying to lure me with occasional eye contact. She is dusky, slim, average face with sharp features, dressed in an orange lehnga-choli which showed plenty of cleavage. Her mascara covered eyes were the first thing that attracted me, followed immediately by the ample bust. However, we know how these girls use tricks to create illusions about their assets. I looked around for other options; couple of fair-skinned ladies who may have been all that matters but their smile defied lack of class and sophistication (Yes, even DB girls from poor families can have class). Another one in blue saree was playing muse to a middle aged man a couple of tables away. None other were worth much elaboration. Convinced that my best option is already by my side, I signaled her to come close. She bent down to bring her ears close to my mouth in order to hear my voice over the loud background score. Yes, those are some real, fresh, home grown melons - no illusions about it. As she told me her name I moved in on the sofa making room for her to sit next to me - she obliged. I handed over a 100 bucks to her for being obedient. The black coat approached as soon as he saw her taking the seat next to me and she asked me if she can order another red bull for herself (I was having the first one - being a teetotaler). Now I am a good guy who hardly ever says no to anything so I gave a thumbs-up to the black coat and he retreated leaving us alone. Between a few sips of my drink I inquired some more about her and asked her whether she dances. She told me I'll have to pay 50 bucks to the music-guy. I nodded; she signaled to some random guys and the music-man came for his instructions. I handed over the 50 to him and he went back. The blue saree clad muse was dancing for her master at the moment and so we had to wait for our track to be played. The music started, some song that I have never heard before, and So** got up to perform for me. Boy! She knows how to move that body. Seeing that I am having a good time the black-coat approached again asking me for the next order. I handed him a 50 implying that he needs to show a little less loyalty to the bar owner. He took the clue and went back. I focused back on the gyrating waistline and the bouncing boobies. She concluded the dance by spinning around like a top; the ghaagra flowing all around in perfect symmetry. It was a dramatic conclusion to a well-rehearsed dance. The music died down and she sat down beside me a little out of breath and blushing with excitement of her splendid performance. I handed her another 100 as she allowed her well-earned drink to wet her parched throat. It was now time for me to get going. So I asked for her digits while signaling to the black-coat to get my bill. She gave me her phone and I typed in my number and made the call. I asked her whether she would be free to meet me on Saturday and she agreed. Paid the bill - 1100/- and for a while it seemed like I am distributing prasadam and everyone is extending their hands to get some of it. Now I am a good guy so I did please the waiter, atleast two coatwaalas and my girl. On my way out I chit-chatted a while with the black-coat (Pu***i) and the gatekeeper.

On Friday, I called So** to arrange for the meeting on Saturday. She asked me to come to the bar and meet her. I wasn't planning on this, but then, I am too good a guy to say no so I agreed. Come evening, I went driving on my way to the bar to meet her. As one of Mukesh Ambani's big boys flew over my head on a chopper, she called. I assured her that I am on my way. And then she said it. "Suno na, 1000/- rupee lana mere liye, mujhe zaroorat hai". With all the noise of traffic on my end and the music playing at her end it was difficult to hold much conversation, so I said ok and hung up. Well, as I said before, I am a good guy. But I am a good guy who don't finish last. Be true to me and we win together, try taking me for a ride and you lose. "F*ck you bitch!" I thought, and messaged her: "Agar maangti nahi tou hazaaro de deta. Par yeh baat mujhe acchi nahi lagi". She tried calling me a couple of time later that night but I was busy to receive her calls. That's the end of this episode - par picture abhi baaki hai mere dost. She wants to juice me for my money and I want to milk her for her youth. It's game on. Soon she will dance exclusively for me in all her glory.

As for how I spent my Saturday, that'll come as another post in the Navi Mumbai MP page.



Stay hungry mongers!

I agree with mushik bro...
The best ever fr, the apt words...nothing less than an accomplished author...
Buddy,u rock...
We need more of Ur lucid descriptive FRs...
Plz oblige us..

 

[Deleted member 63909]

Anyone had been to Heaven6 in last 7 days pls DM me
I mean message me its urgent

 

[manojjha1924]

Anyone had been to Heaven6 in last 7 days pls DM me
I mean message me its urgent

Yaap. I had been there brother.

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[Deleted member 63909]

Yaap. I had been there brother.

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Pm u with query

 

[Nav1983]

15th August, 26 January, 1st may, aashadhi ekadashi, Gandhi jayanti-punyatithi,

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Any one can please update dry day list here for the year 2017 who know very well...seems missing more becz today is not mentioned there!!!
Thanks!!

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[Deleted member 63909]

Any one can please update dry day list here for the year 2017 who know very well...seems missing more becz today is not mentioned there!!!
Thanks!!

Sent from my Aqua_LifeIII using Tapatalk

30th September: Dussehra

1st October: Muharram

2nd October: Gandhi Jayanti

5th October: Valmiki Jayanti

8th October: Prohibition Week in Mumbai, Pune, Thane

1st November: Kartiki Ekadashi

4th November: Guru Nanak Jayanti

24th November: Martyrdom of Guru Tegh Bahadur

2th December: Id-e-Milad

PS: not sure about the list please check before you plan

 

[Deleted member 63909]

Look at there guys 3 days dry day from 30 sep.
Visit the DB on 28 and 29 sep

If you are regular you will be treated as King by the girl as they will want to cut your pocket outside bar for these 3 days.

Visit sure for feeling like you are Bahubali or Don

 

[sbFan]

My first post here, even though I have 10+ years of experience mongering in Mumbai. (Those golden days, where I sit with the girls till midnight and catch the last train.. I miss them)

I visit mostly the bars in Kurla/Chembur area, but I do not see any threads related. Am I missing something?

 

[Unclesam]

My first post here, even though I have 10+ years of experience mongering in Mumbai. (Those golden days, where I sit with the girls till midnight and catch the last train.. I miss them)

I visit mostly the bars in Kurla/Chembur area, but I do not see any threads related. Am I missing something?

Bro Sbfan,
Chembur bars gals only stand and collect cash

They don't dance also ( at least not till 12 midnight , when ever I have gone )

Nothing much happening I guess

Correct me if I am wrong ?
Kurla I have not explored

Is it same like chembur or better ?

 

[Deleted member 63909]

My first post here, even though I have 10+ years of experience mongering in Mumbai. (Those golden days, where I sit with the girls till midnight and catch the last train.. I miss them)



I visit mostly the bars in Kurla/Chembur area, but I do not see any threads related. Am I missing something?

I agree with Unclesam they only stand in front of Table and collect cash.
Same with kurla cst bar bro...

Had been there 3 months back.

If i have to visit mumbai db i still prefer Topaz.

One interesting thing i tell you. The incidence was 3 months back and i was high on liquior so cannot point out exact location.

I was there for Nl around 8 pm and Sp confirmed joint is closed but he will arrange girl at nearby hotel . I was fully drunk and he took me nearby hotel ( in mohd area) where i had visited one year back also with same Sp .
He shown me a marathi girl which i hadnt like although he ensure me of better service but i denied.

I had left my car and driver at Nl parking.
I get back down to main road for taxi to reach NL to get my car as it was impossible to reach my driver at that place and i m not in position to guide him to reach at my place.

So took the taxi and ask him to go to Nl
He understand my position and ask me if i need girl and i said him yes.

He took me to the GB road highway which was den of Best Db in 90s and 2000s.

Dont remember the bar name but he directly took me up ( a gate was close with lock and they open the gate for our entry as they know the driver)

It was a good hall with sofa and ac and 10 people can sit easily.
Two old aunty type ladies were sitting .
Two people welcome me.
Sound of music from downstair can easily be hearable.

They shown me around 10 to 15 girls which are average and one or two ok type.
But i denied them as i know bargirl are dead fish in bed and none of them are extra ordinary beauty so I can adjust the dead fish with the beauty of the girl.
They force i mean request to take girl and one of them were wearing spec they say she is tigress in bed but i denied.

Come back to taxi with driver and asked him to take to congress house.
Rest is usual deed at cg..


Guys if one desire to hunt at that area ftom topaz to gb road highway we can find some gem of db/ db girl
Hope someone will throw some more light

 

[mumbaikadon]

Have been mongering for past 20 years. Seen the glory of good old days and with thane drying off was hunting for new places and new contacts.

Was in full mood of spending and enjoying yesterday. Had a nice budget of 20 k. Sorry i am not those kanjoos types with 2000 and 3000 and saying that keep market in control. fucking bars and girls have no market.Bhai when we venture in to these places having money constraint makes no sense or else shag at home at free of cost and bring peg at home.

With all the wisdom given by MK yesterday went to kishore. MK gave me direction of sneha but somehow i did not see it. I am old man of 55 so do not prefer young girls and need aunty types only.Saw kishore barged in knowing that this has only young girls. Old monk my fav with soda tipped 100 to waiter and coatwala. Sipped two pegs watched at the stupidity of people dancing....I was here for boobie press and lund hilana . Sometimes I do not understand relaxation does not mean dancing i respect perspective.

Caught a bengali girl sitting , slim nice boobs sitting called her tipped her 500 and said keep pressing my lund continuously and every half and hour you will get 500. Also had taken ramdev baba oil. Thanda Thanda cool type.From 6 to 9 almost spent 5000 on her. We where drinking , she was fondling down with ramdev baba fully oily down , i was pressing her boobs. Sala 3 ghante ke baad phawara a gaya. She said chi chi . I was like bhai wah. And fucking those people where still dancing kya bhenchod giri hai .


Then came the irritation which i do not like ... she asked for 2 k more. Bhai tharki budda hoon principle principle hai. When you have given good and girl is asking for more. She is not worth it. I said take this and get out of table. She did understand the mistake.

Took another who was watching me , she was baiting on me for a long time looking at my spendings. Spent more 2 k on her and bill with 4 old monk and chicken came to 4000

So spent around 14 k. Took a auto ate bhurji outside. Then the worst part biwi ke tane kahan tha . Said with my friend and all lies.... Ate full plate rice and fish and slept.

Morning drank two bottles of water , full 3 time tatti. Afterward wife ka pair pakad liya sorry worry bola. All ok now. Next time sneha jaoonga aunty chaiye , sirf paisa dekhne wali nahin chaiye.

I have some contacts which i have nourised at the past from thane and many times i fuck free. Bit fed up with them so new hunting started.

Thanks MK

 

[Unclesam]

Have been mongering for past 20 years. Seen the glory of good old days and with thane drying off was hunting for new places and new contacts.

Was in full mood of spending and enjoying yesterday. Had a nice budget of 20 k. Sorry i am not those kanjoos types with 2000 and 3000 and saying that keep market in control. fucking bars and girls have no market.Bhai when we venture in to these places having money constraint makes no sense or else shag at home at free of cost and bring peg at home.

With all the wisdom given by MK yesterday went to kishore. MK gave me direction of sneha but somehow i did not see it. I am old man of 55 so do not prefer young girls and need aunty types only.Saw kishore barged in knowing that this has only young girls. Old monk my fav with soda tipped 100 to waiter and coatwala. Sipped two pegs watched at the stupidity of people dancing....I was here for boobie press and lund hilana . Sometimes I do not understand relaxation does not mean dancing i respect perspective.

Caught a bengali girl sitting , slim nice boobs sitting called her tipped her 500 and said keep pressing my lund continuously and every half and hour you will get 500. Also had taken ramdev baba oil. Thanda Thanda cool type.From 6 to 9 almost spent 5000 on her. We where drinking , she was fondling down with ramdev baba fully oily down , i was pressing her boobs. Sala 3 ghante ke baad phawara a gaya. She said chi chi . I was like bhai wah. And fucking those people where still dancing kya bhenchod giri hai .


Then came the irritation which i do not like ... she asked for 2 k more. Bhai tharki budda hoon principle principle hai. When you have given good and girl is asking for more. She is not worth it. I said take this and get out of table. She did understand the mistake.

Took another who was watching me , she was baiting on me for a long time looking at my spendings. Spent more 2 k on her and bill with 4 old monk and chicken came to 4000

So spent around 14 k. Took a auto ate bhurji outside. Then the worst part biwi ke tane kahan tha . Said with my friend and all lies.... Ate full plate rice and fish and slept.

Morning drank two bottles of water , full 3 time tatti. Afterward wife ka pair pakad liya sorry worry bola. All ok now. Next time sneha jaoonga aunty chaiye , sirf paisa dekhne wali nahin chaiye.

I have some contacts which i have nourised at the past from thane and many times i fuck free. Bit fed up with them so new hunting started.

Thanks MK

Love the way you are active at 55

Keep it up

Hunger never dies

Enjoy

 

[mongerking26]

Don bro,
It's the boldest,most candid and frank FR on the forum as yet..
A bit explicit but came right out of heart...
Biwi ka paav pakda,phrase reminded me of a film called Satya..
The bhai ,the Don is a rogue person...beating black n blue rowdies and tough guys..
But when he goes home,his wife slaps him on face..
He looked so helpless..
So,the Dons too know,who the real DON is...it's your wife..
Bro
I hv pmed u the address and landmarks of Sneha..
Feel feel to call me on the number I hv given u..
With the girl,I mentioned in pm,u won't be disappointed..
But plz control Ur spending..as these chiks are not used to get pampered and greed takes over them just as that Kishor Chik did..

 

[Deleted member 63909]

Mumbaikadon

You are not only don bhai but you are thurkey don

Hanste hanste kya kya fut gayi FR padker bata nahi sakta

Awesome FR and happy that you enjoy the evening.
But 5000 + for kishor girl is too much bro and that too for handjob only.
I myself spend excess money at mongering time but for SB girl its too much.

I had been there and sit with almost 10 girls in 5000 rs and enjoyed there body.
I took almost each girl which mongerking26 suggested me in PM

But after johnny rules the situation and johnny took over mind anything else doesnt matter.
Best of luck for your next trip.

In a budget of 20000 either go to some good DB or have a good drink season at 4 5 star hotel and try private girl or else visit NL 1st building where you will find beautiful chicks.

SB deserve a budget of 3k to 5k

 

[mumbaikadon]

Mumbaikadon

You are not only don bhai but you are thurkey don

Hanste hanste kya kya fut gayi FR padker bata nahi sakta

Awesome FR and happy that you enjoy the evening.
But 5000 + for kishor girl is too much bro and that too for handjob only.
I myself spend excess money at mongering time but for SB girl its too much.

I had been there and sit with almost 10 girls in 5000 rs and enjoyed there body.
I took almost each girl which mongerking26 suggested me in PM

But after johnny rules the situation and johnny took over mind anything else doesnt matter.
Best of luck for your next trip.

In a budget of 20000 either go to some good DB or have a good drink season at 4 5 star hotel and try private girl or else visit NL 1st building where you will find beautiful chicks.

SB deserve a budget of 3k to 5k

Next time i will control it. I understand but fuck jhonny bhenchod sunta nahin hai Fed up with NL and so on. Gone multiple times

 

[Bond_007]

Have been mongering for past 20 years. Seen the glory of good old days and with thane drying off was hunting for new places and new contacts.

Was in full mood of spending and enjoying yesterday. Had a nice budget of 20 k. Sorry i am not those kanjoos types with 2000 and 3000 and saying that keep market in control. fucking bars and girls have no market.Bhai when we venture in to these places having money constraint makes no sense or else shag at home at free of cost and bring peg at home.

With all the wisdom given by MK yesterday went to kishore. MK gave me direction of sneha but somehow i did not see it. I am old man of 55 so do not prefer young girls and need aunty types only.Saw kishore barged in knowing that this has only young girls. Old monk my fav with soda tipped 100 to waiter and coatwala. Sipped two pegs watched at the stupidity of people dancing....I was here for boobie press and lund hilana . Sometimes I do not understand relaxation does not mean dancing i respect perspective.

Caught a bengali girl sitting , slim nice boobs sitting called her tipped her 500 and said keep pressing my lund continuously and every half and hour you will get 500. Also had taken ramdev baba oil. Thanda Thanda cool type.From 6 to 9 almost spent 5000 on her. We where drinking , she was fondling down with ramdev baba fully oily down , i was pressing her boobs. Sala 3 ghante ke baad phawara a gaya. She said chi chi . I was like bhai wah. And fucking those people where still dancing kya bhenchod giri hai .


Then came the irritation which i do not like ... she asked for 2 k more. Bhai tharki budda hoon principle principle hai. When you have given good and girl is asking for more. She is not worth it. I said take this and get out of table. She did understand the mistake.

Took another who was watching me , she was baiting on me for a long time looking at my spendings. Spent more 2 k on her and bill with 4 old monk and chicken came to 4000

So spent around 14 k. Took a auto ate bhurji outside. Then the worst part biwi ke tane kahan tha . Said with my friend and all lies.... Ate full plate rice and fish and slept.

Morning drank two bottles of water , full 3 time tatti. Afterward wife ka pair pakad liya sorry worry bola. All ok now. Next time sneha jaoonga aunty chaiye , sirf paisa dekhne wali nahin chaiye.

I have some contacts which i have nourised at the past from thane and many times i fuck free. Bit fed up with them so new hunting started.

Thanks MK

Super going Sir...You are an inspiration and probably you could get a role in Shaukeen Part 2.

Loved your spirit

 

[Bond_007]

Thrusday, 31st Aug, 2017

So** is a young 22 year old girl from Banaras. I spotted her at W****A*p DB at Turbhe. Last year it used to be a very sad place. S**G*** on the other side of the road was far better. But I was happy to see the improvement here (with respect to the girls and the staff). As I sat down and placed my order she stood near my table trying to lure me with occasional eye contact. She is dusky, slim, average face with sharp features, dressed in an orange lehnga-choli which showed plenty of cleavage. Her mascara covered eyes were the first thing that attracted me, followed immediately by the ample bust. However, we know how these girls use tricks to create illusions about their assets. I looked around for other options; couple of fair-skinned ladies who may have been all that matters but their smile defied lack of class and sophistication (Yes, even DB girls from poor families can have class). Another one in blue saree was playing muse to a middle aged man a couple of tables away. None other were worth much elaboration. Convinced that my best option is already by my side, I signaled her to come close. She bent down to bring her ears close to my mouth in order to hear my voice over the loud background score. Yes, those are some real, fresh, home grown melons - no illusions about it. As she told me her name I moved in on the sofa making room for her to sit next to me - she obliged. I handed over a 100 bucks to her for being obedient. The black coat approached as soon as he saw her taking the seat next to me and she asked me if she can order another red bull for herself (I was having the first one - being a teetotaler). Now I am a good guy who hardly ever says no to anything so I gave a thumbs-up to the black coat and he retreated leaving us alone. Between a few sips of my drink I inquired some more about her and asked her whether she dances. She told me I'll have to pay 50 bucks to the music-guy. I nodded; she signaled to some random guys and the music-man came for his instructions. I handed over the 50 to him and he went back. The blue saree clad muse was dancing for her master at the moment and so we had to wait for our track to be played. The music started, some song that I have never heard before, and So** got up to perform for me. Boy! She knows how to move that body. Seeing that I am having a good time the black-coat approached again asking me for the next order. I handed him a 50 implying that he needs to show a little less loyalty to the bar owner. He took the clue and went back. I focused back on the gyrating waistline and the bouncing boobies. She concluded the dance by spinning around like a top; the ghaagra flowing all around in perfect symmetry. It was a dramatic conclusion to a well-rehearsed dance. The music died down and she sat down beside me a little out of breath and blushing with excitement of her splendid performance. I handed her another 100 as she allowed her well-earned drink to wet her parched throat. It was now time for me to get going. So I asked for her digits while signaling to the black-coat to get my bill. She gave me her phone and I typed in my number and made the call. I asked her whether she would be free to meet me on Saturday and she agreed. Paid the bill - 1100/- and for a while it seemed like I am distributing prasadam and everyone is extending their hands to get some of it. Now I am a good guy so I did please the waiter, atleast two coatwaalas and my girl. On my way out I chit-chatted a while with the black-coat (Pu***i) and the gatekeeper.

On Friday, I called So** to arrange for the meeting on Saturday. She asked me to come to the bar and meet her. I wasn't planning on this, but then, I am too good a guy to say no so I agreed. Come evening, I went driving on my way to the bar to meet her. As one of Mukesh Ambani's big boys flew over my head on a chopper, she called. I assured her that I am on my way. And then she said it. "Suno na, 1000/- rupee lana mere liye, mujhe zaroorat hai". With all the noise of traffic on my end and the music playing at her end it was difficult to hold much conversation, so I said ok and hung up. Well, as I said before, I am a good guy. But I am a good guy who don't finish last. Be true to me and we win together, try taking me for a ride and you lose. "F*ck you bitch!" I thought, and messaged her: "Agar maangti nahi tou hazaaro de deta. Par yeh baat mujhe acchi nahi lagi". She tried calling me a couple of time later that night but I was busy to receive her calls. That's the end of this episode - par picture abhi baaki hai mere dost. She wants to juice me for my money and I want to milk her for her youth. It's game on. Soon she will dance exclusively for me in all her glory.

As for how I spent my Saturday, that'll come as another post in the Navi Mumbai MP page.



Stay hungry mongers!

Disclaimhim- Never seen such a great and decent choice of words to narrate an erotic event. Well done Bro!

UnkilSam n MK26 will have little complex seeing your writing skills as they 2 are great writers, rather would say Orator which takes you to the world of imagination by their stories.

It will be tough going between our best writers in this fora. Keep them coming

 

[emperorscorpian17]

My first post here, even though I have 10+ years of experience mongering in Mumbai. (Those golden days, where I sit with the girls till midnight and catch the last train.. I miss them)

I visit mostly the bars in Kurla/Chembur area, but I do not see any threads related. Am I missing something?

Hey buddy,

Which bar in kurla has good girls?

 

[Deleted member 63909]

Thrusday, 31st Aug, 2017

So** is a young 22 year old girl from Banaras. I spotted her at W****A*p DB at Turbhe. Last year it used to be a very sad place. S**G*** on the other side of the road was far better. But I was happy to see the improvement here (with respect to the girls and the staff). As I sat down and placed my order she stood near my table trying to lure me with occasional eye contact. She is dusky, slim, average face with sharp features, dressed in an orange lehnga-choli which showed plenty of cleavage. Her mascara covered eyes were the first thing that attracted me, followed immediately by the ample bust. However, we know how these girls use tricks to create illusions about their assets. I looked around for other options; couple of fair-skinned ladies who may have been all that matters but their smile defied lack of class and sophistication (Yes, even DB girls from poor families can have class). Another one in blue saree was playing muse to a middle aged man a couple of tables away. None other were worth much elaboration. Convinced that my best option is already by my side, I signaled her to come close. She bent down to bring her ears close to my mouth in order to hear my voice over the loud background score. Yes, those are some real, fresh, home grown melons - no illusions about it. As she told me her name I moved in on the sofa making room for her to sit next to me - she obliged. I handed over a 100 bucks to her for being obedient. The black coat approached as soon as he saw her taking the seat next to me and she asked me if she can order another red bull for herself (I was having the first one - being a teetotaler). Now I am a good guy who hardly ever says no to anything so I gave a thumbs-up to the black coat and he retreated leaving us alone. Between a few sips of my drink I inquired some more about her and asked her whether she dances. She told me I'll have to pay 50 bucks to the music-guy. I nodded; she signaled to some random guys and the music-man came for his instructions. I handed over the 50 to him and he went back. The blue saree clad muse was dancing for her master at the moment and so we had to wait for our track to be played. The music started, some song that I have never heard before, and So** got up to perform for me. Boy! She knows how to move that body. Seeing that I am having a good time the black-coat approached again asking me for the next order. I handed him a 50 implying that he needs to show a little less loyalty to the bar owner. He took the clue and went back. I focused back on the gyrating waistline and the bouncing boobies. She concluded the dance by spinning around like a top; the ghaagra flowing all around in perfect symmetry. It was a dramatic conclusion to a well-rehearsed dance. The music died down and she sat down beside me a little out of breath and blushing with excitement of her splendid performance. I handed her another 100 as she allowed her well-earned drink to wet her parched throat. It was now time for me to get going. So I asked for her digits while signaling to the black-coat to get my bill. She gave me her phone and I typed in my number and made the call. I asked her whether she would be free to meet me on Saturday and she agreed. Paid the bill - 1100/- and for a while it seemed like I am distributing prasadam and everyone is extending their hands to get some of it. Now I am a good guy so I did please the waiter, atleast two coatwaalas and my girl. On my way out I chit-chatted a while with the black-coat (Pu***i) and the gatekeeper.

On Friday, I called So** to arrange for the meeting on Saturday. She asked me to come to the bar and meet her. I wasn't planning on this, but then, I am too good a guy to say no so I agreed. Come evening, I went driving on my way to the bar to meet her. As one of Mukesh Ambani's big boys flew over my head on a chopper, she called. I assured her that I am on my way. And then she said it. "Suno na, 1000/- rupee lana mere liye, mujhe zaroorat hai". With all the noise of traffic on my end and the music playing at her end it was difficult to hold much conversation, so I said ok and hung up. Well, as I said before, I am a good guy. But I am a good guy who don't finish last. Be true to me and we win together, try taking me for a ride and you lose. "F*ck you bitch!" I thought, and messaged her: "Agar maangti nahi tou hazaaro de deta. Par yeh baat mujhe acchi nahi lagi". She tried calling me a couple of time later that night but I was busy to receive her calls. That's the end of this episode - par picture abhi baaki hai mere dost. She wants to juice me for my money and I want to milk her for her youth. It's game on. Soon she will dance exclusively for me in all her glory.

As for how I spent my Saturday, that'll come as another post in the Navi Mumbai MP page.



Stay hungry mongers!

I want to come out of dream after reading this FR not because this is written beautifully but I want the phase where Navi Mumbai DB girl call you for 1000 rupess