dance bars in navi mumbai

[junkyard26]

Virus aaya hai to Bali leke jayega...

Simple hai...

Lustking me itni insaniyat to hai ki bola ki handicap ko help karta hai... Me to wo bhi nahi karta

Just like to tell ppl why by a simple story...

Ek tha Raju ek tha Ramu aur ek tha papu... Teeno dost the... Bahut tej pani baras raha tha to sab nadi ek is paar ruk gaye... Pani ruka hi nahi do din tak... Nadi ka bahaw badh gaya... Peeche jungle tha aur usme bhi badh jaisa ho gaya... Jungli janwar jungle se bahar aane lage... Nadi ka bahav bahut tej ho gaya...

Kuch der baad jungle se sher ki awaaj aayi...

Teeno darr gaye...

Samne nadi ka bahav aur pani se dub ke marna tha... Peeche sher to chodega nahi... (Humans are easiest prey when they are unarmed)...

Papu papu nikla... Wo Ramu aur Raju se bachane ki vinti karne laga... Haanth jod jod ke... Raju ne kaha mujhe teherna aata hai aur me to try karunga paar karne ki... Aur agar paar kar liya to help bhejta hu...

Raju ne chalang lagayi aur try kiya paar karne ko...

Ramu bhagwan ko yaad kar karke samay mangta raha ki sher thoda late aaye aur late aye... Papu Ramu se BHEEKH mangta raha pure time...

Ramu ko jab laga ki ab sher bahut paas aa gaya hai to wo nadi ki taraf bhaga aur har har bhagwan bol ke kudd gaya nadi me... Jab ki usko utni ache se teherna nahi aata tha... Peeche papu abhi bhi bheekh mang raha tha... Ramu ne papu ko bulaya aur kaha ki kud jao... N thoda aage aao Ramu try karega uski help karne ko but papu bola nahi mujhe laad ke le chalo... Tab tak Raju us paar pahunch gaya tha... Usne ek lambi rassi feki jo pani me aadhe raste tak hi ja payi...

Options to you if you are ramu-

1. Papu ko apni peeth pe lad ke fir se pani me khudi
2. Papu ka wait karo aur samjhao
3. Papu ko wo har prakaar se samjha chuka tha so move on

Now the results of the options

1. Papu ko leke wo pani me jata to adhe raste tak na pahunch pata aur dub jata papu ke sath n agar papu bahut smart hota to waha se Ramu ko laat marke rasi pakad ke bach jata
2. Papu ka wait karta to pani me rehte hue thak jata n rassi nahi pakad pata nahi to sher aa jata aur done ko maar deta
3. Papu ko bharsak samjhaya ki thodi der papu try kare n jab wo thake ga to Ramu usko kheench lega peeth pe aur rasi pakad ke dono bach jayeinge magar samjhane ke baad bhi wo nahi mana to khud ko wo bachane ke liye kuud gaya... Aur bach gaya

Now all the ppl pls decide Ramu ko kya karna hai...

Raju jo bhi hai wo to abhi bhi mast sun ke chup baithe hai... N papu log chupi hui najro se dhund rahe hai ki kaun Ramu hai is forum ka...


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[bhuppi1111]

...............being unprivileged is not an excuse to not do any work.

I like the above lines...bbmk

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[Bar Junkie]

@bhuppi1111 bro...

I also liked those lines

But the fact is I haven't written that post

Sab pagla gaye hai ghar baithkar

 

[Uncle Sam]

Kugalti hui gand tera post pad ke Aisa lag raha hai ke Bangladesh ki bai India mein aake CAA ka support kar rahi hai. You motherfucking loser tere jaise chutiyo ke Karan hi rich white people are against immigrants.
Bhai toh kab yeh samajhega ke toh bas ek cheap labour hai us ka, gand mein dum nai tha ke India mein itna kama pata toh us Jake betha hai chutiya. Abe gando kam se kam pichai aur nadella ka toh naam rakh le. India ke garibo Ko baad mein maariyo phele ja apni gand bacha dekh tere piche white lund gussa hua hai....bhai tera bacha indian hi hai ke white hai?

Lol berozgar South Indian bhuddha aagaya.

 

[rawsome001]

@bhuppi1111 bro...

I also liked those lines

But the fact is I haven't written that post

Sab pagla gaye hai ghar baithkar

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[Deleted member 63909]

How desperate and frustrated we Indians are that we discuss about Poor and Rich on a mongering forum.
People have problem reading post about relationship of monger with bar girls but they can decide who should live and who should die in this world.
After all we are the same foolish people who bangs utensils to fight deadly virus like Corona.

Neha was right “ Its her choice”

Similarly everyone has his choice so rather than setting foot in another work everyone should mind their business.

MP

 

[Deleted member 75160]

How desperate and frustrated we Indians are that we discuss about Poor and Rich on a mongering forum.
People have problem reading post about relationship of monger with bar girls but they can decide who should live and who should die in this world.
After all we are the same foolish people who bangs utensils to fight deadly virus like Corona.

Neha was right “ Its her choice”

Similarly everyone has his choice so rather than setting foot in another work everyone should mind their business.

MP

Junkyard26 has very aptly posted classification of characters in this forum : Raju, Ramu, Papu.

People can decide who they want to be based on the way they write or ignore.

While some papus will be ignorant enough to treat rajus silence as weakness but who cares, india is a largest democracy, yahan tu local goons bhi apne aap ko biggest underworld don samajhte hai.

 

[Bar Junkie]

Ekch wada..

Amcha Raju dada.....

Ekch wada..

Amcha Raaaaaju dada......

 

[Uncle Sam]

Ekch wada..

Amcha Raju dada.....

Ekch wada..

Amcha Raaaaaju dada......

ROFL. Forum band hone k gum me sab pappu ban gaye hai

 

[Bar Junkie]

ROFL. Forum band hone k gum me sab pappu ban gaye hai

Bars band hai bhai....aur rahege

Forum chalu rahega

Pappya bhai, Raju dada, Ramu kaka aayege aur jayege.. Ajju rahega

Work From Home me timepass bhi chahiye na ..
Local goons toh hai sadko pe jo 24×7 inki care kar rahe hai .

 

[babupatel]

Can someone elaborate on whom to take for entry at baywatch?
It would be my first time and I don't like chicks with nakras n all.

 

[Deleted member 63909]

ROFL. Forum band hone k gum me sab pappu ban gaye hai

Usually I don’t comment on Particular Member but bhai Tere ko life mein bahut GALATFEHAMIYAN Hai aur shaayad unko door kerne wala koi aaj tuk mila nahi.

Btw Kisi ko ghanta fark nahi padta forum se Jub desh bandh hai logo ke kaam bandh hai yahan tuk bars bandh hai usmein bhi logo ko khaas fark nahi padta to forum pe jo ho kisi ko kya.

Kum se kum jeeven mein jo frustrated aatmayein hain unka frustration to nikle yahan pe.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Tere ko life mein bahut GALATFEHAMIYAN Hai aur shaayad unko door kerne wala koi aaj tuk mila nahi.

Bhai, mujhe kuch galat fahemi nahi hai.
MM ko puch k dekh, usko puch kya usko 1% bhi laga tha mai jaisa forum pe hu waisa tha kya jab usko mila tha.
Agar BBMK se milna hua to usko bhi puch lena.

Ho sakta hai mai yaha bass TP k liye post karta hu.

kya kabhi ye socha hai if above is true, then are there more than one person handling this account?

But either way, fire drill pata hai kya hota hai aur kyu hota hai?

Hum sab kyu kamate hai, saving kyu karte hai? Taaki bure waqt me kuch kaam aa sake. Ye 21 din ko life drill samajh k chalo. Experience ho jayega sabko future k liye. Kal ko danga hua to kya karenge kaise karenge pata hoga. Jinki job gayi unko apni aukat pata lagegi. Jinki nahi gayi, unke aankhen khul jayegi. Jo hota hai acche k liye hota hai (Source: Mahabharata revolution post by CP)

Bol bacchan log bahot hai India me. Jab rape hota hai to log jo pretend karte hai k wo bahot acche hai, wo ye bolte hai k rapist ko bahar chhod do, unko hum marenge. I mean josh dekho unka. Par ab tak nirbhaya k juvenile rapist ka kisko pata nahi. Unke waqil ko aaj tak 4-5 log mil k dhoo nahi sake, juvenile ko ghanta marenge.

Bahot aasaan hai bolna k dusaro k marne k bare me nahi bolna chahiye etc. Aise log 5 rupaye nahi denge bhikariyon ko jeene k liye par randiyon ko 5000 jarur denge.

Kal 500 bhikari marenge aur newspaper k first page pe ayega to sab panna palat lenge.

Sabko pata hai mere bolne se koi mar nahi jayega, aur kisi k bolne se koi jee nahi jayega.
But at least have balls to Speak your mind.

 

[Deleted member 63909]

Bhai, mujhe kuch galat fahemi nahi hai.
MM ko puch k dekh, usko puch kya usko 1% bhi laga tha mai jaisa forum pe hu waisa tha kya jab usko mila tha.
Agar BBMK se milna hua to usko bhi puch lena.

Ho sakta hai mai yaha bass TP k liye post karta hu.

kya kabhi ye socha hai if above is true, then are there more than one person handling this account?

But either way, fire drill pata hai kya hota hai aur kyu hota hai?

Hum sab kyu kamate hai, saving kyu karte hai? Taaki bure waqt me kuch kaam aa sake. Ye 21 din ko life drill samajh k chalo. Experience ho jayega sabko future k liye. Kal ko danga hua to kya karenge kaise karenge pata hoga. Jinki job gayi unko apni aukat pata lagegi. Jinki nahi gayi, unke aankhen khul jayegi. Jo hota hai acche k liye hota hai (Source: Mahabharata revolution post by CP)

Bol bacchan log bahot hai India me. Jab rape hota hai to log jo pretend karte hai k wo bahot acche hai, wo ye bolte hai k rapist ko bahar chhod do, unko hum marenge. I mean josh dekho unka. Par ab tak nirbhaya k juvenile rapist ka kisko pata nahi. Unke waqil ko aaj tak 4-5 log mil k dhoo nahi sake, juvenile ko ghanta marenge.

Bahot aasaan hai bolna k dusaro k marne k bare me nahi bolna chahiye etc. Aise log 5 rupaye nahi denge bhikariyon ko jeene k liye par randiyon ko 5000 jarur denge.

Kal 500 bhikari marenge aur newspaper k first page pe ayega to sab panna palat lenge.

Sabko pata hai mere bolne se koi mar nahi jayega, aur kisi k bolne se koi jee nahi jayega.
But at least have balls to Speak your mind.

Agree CP
But there is a huge difference between a poor and rapist.

Person is not poor by choice but he is Rapist by his choice.

You will say that he don’t work that why the man is poor to bhai you are Indian and you know how Indian society and system is.
There is no work for degree holder in this country forget about uneducated and poor guy.
75% Indians 10-15 k ki naukari mein apni marwa rahe hain working 12 hours a day.

And I m not pointing on debating about rich or poor and people who should live or die on this planet, its all about we should not target each other.
Each one have his view and we should just respect that.

U live in USA and u can use bad words against Doloand sorry (lol) Donald Trump but in N.Korea if you have hair style same as of Kim jong than you will be shooted immediately without any hearings and see what the results and difference Democracy provide.

I was watching one vdo of Abhijit Ganguly in which he use word like bhos@@@ke for Dr Manmohan Singh and he says he don’t fear using this word for this legend but he fear when he don’t use Ji after name of Pm Modi.

People trends on twitter Mandir mein daan dena bandh kero and to counter that the other party trends Ambedker ki murti lagana bandh kero.

Neither Mandir mein daan bandh hoga nor Ambedker ki murti lagni bandh hogi.
Both parties are ruining their energy.
Similarly here neither dance bar will be closed nor people will stop to visit bars
Jyada se jyada yeh thread ( not forum) inactive ho jayega....

Better we use our time and energy in creating
Baaki India ko to Two virus destroy ker hi rahe hain.....

MP

 

[Deleted member 63909]

We are two face society

Got this message on whatsapp which was tweeted by Roflgandhi.

Liked it so sharing with you guys


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महानगरों से मजदूर पैदल ही घरों की तरफ निकल पड़े हैं, पुलिस बदसलूकी कर रही है। एक-एक कांवड़ लटका रखी होती तो SP साहब खुद फूल बरसाते हुए घर तक छोड़कर आते।

 

[Uncle Sam]

And I m not pointing on debating about rich or poor and people who should live or die on this planet, its all about we should not target each other.
Each one have his view and we should just respect that.

आपकी विनम्रता मुझे फिर से भा गयी
Ye mauke pe hum piyenge fir kaam karenge aur kuch time bacha to so bhi lenge.
Cheers



During this 21 days, our bar girls be like

 

[kevin.dz789]

If more than 5 person here agrees eith this quote ,than maybe it's time for me to move-on from barworld........I know other avenues where lust can be satisfied but they takes lot of patience and much longer time, energy.....so found bars as a short cut for lust satisfaction. But if peeps here agree with this quote, I would have to quit barworld.

We expect gfe but once you get salutes you are high

 

[kevin.dz789]

Hi Pri .. I am just telling my story of finding a gf or gem from these bar girls. I am having habit of going to OB/DB and watch dance and drink fate tak used to spend at least minimum 50k per sitting ..I found a gem in SOBO Bar around 7 years back went after her for 3-4 months spent atleast 10 lakhs in that period but she refused to sleep (latter on found she was married) forgot her and moved on in life.
But again around 4 and half years back saw that girl dancing in SOBO Bar repeated the same story didn't ask her to sleep and 1 fine day asked and she agreed took her to a hotel at Marine lines around 2 am I had flight in morning around 7.30 am had a good 1 round then thought of paying her some good amount as she had not demanded any money ..my bad luck had just 15 k in my pocket and I told her that u keep 10 k as I just have 15k ..

She said it's ok u need it right now as u are traveling out of City give me some other day... I was just surprised at her attitude and I fell for her..

In the end she milked me in such a way that I spoiled my business money now also she is with me but I am like out of cash and she has 3 flats in Mira road and 1 house in a chawl at Grant road ..

This is the girl friendly sex.. that's why all the guys are trying to explain you that there is no GFE in this bar girl world.

Sorry for such a long post

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Yes bhai, these girls take money and buy 3 flats in mira road when they used to stay in chal.

I'm against of only one thing - these girls fooling and pulling money out.

 

[Bar Junkie]

आपकी विनम्रता मुझे फिर से भा गयी
Ye mauke pe hum piyenge fir kaam karenge aur kuch time bacha to so bhi lenge.
Cheers

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During this 21 days, our bar girls be like

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Bhai ..

Corona peena band kar diye kya

 

[Bar Junkie]

Agree CP
But there is a huge difference between a poor and rapist.

Person is not poor by choice but he is Rapist by his choice.

You will say that he don’t work that why the man is poor to bhai you are Indian and you know how Indian society and system is.
There is no work for degree holder in this country forget about uneducated and poor guy.
75% Indians 10-15 k ki naukari mein apni marwa rahe hain working 12 hours a day.

And I m not pointing on debating about rich or poor and people who should live or die on this planet, its all about we should not target each other.
Each one have his view and we should just respect that.

U live in USA and u can use bad words against Doloand sorry (lol) Donald Trump but in N.Korea if you have hair style same as of Kim jong than you will be shooted immediately without any hearings and see what the results and difference Democracy provide.

I was watching one vdo of Abhijit Ganguly in which he use word like bhos@@@ke for Dr Manmohan Singh and he says he don’t fear using this word for this legend but he fear when he don’t use Ji after name of Pm Modi.

People trends on twitter Mandir mein daan dena bandh kero and to counter that the other party trends Ambedker ki murti lagana bandh kero.

Neither Mandir mein daan bandh hoga nor Ambedker ki murti lagni bandh hogi.
Both parties are ruining their energy.
Similarly here neither dance bar will be closed nor people will stop to visit bars
Jyada se jyada yeh thread ( not forum) inactive ho jayega....

Better we use our time and energy in creating
Baaki India ko to Two virus destroy ker hi rahe hain.....

MP

MP ...

Salute !