Funny, Horrible and scary experiences - Please share here

[guru462]

Hi Mongers

During our mongering days we have lots of different experiences.....some funny, some horrible and some scary too. Lets share the lighter moment with all the fellow mongers.

Note: Newbies please do not ask for number in this thread. This thread is just to have a lighter moment in this forum

Guru

 

[guru462]

I will start with one funny incident.

I went to this famous MIDC MP some time back (I have already share the FR in another thread). The girl came and said please change. I did and the whole episode was over. after that I went to the bathroom for a bath. when I came out she was standing like a stone.

I ask her what happen "Aap red (actually it is maroon) shoes kyun pahente hai?"

I said I like it thats why. then I ask "Kyun?" she said I thought you are in police , it is not her mistake as my personality is also like someone from active service only.

Still shaking she said I was regretting telling you that I provide service. Then I laugh and convience her I am not from police

Guys uska chahera dekhne layak tha.

 

[aakudev]

Heheh Good Guru

 

[aakudev]

FR But No FR

Hi,

Fr on Amita from Vashi....contact given by a fellow monger.

I was trying to meet her since 4 to 5 days..but could only speak to her on phone.

Man what a voice...just like Vipasha and added features like call centre girl..fluent english
Punjabi accent and what not. Decided to meet in nerul but instead she called me to thane.
She said she is feeling damn horny and better meet in thane at her friends flat for a full night
In the same price.

I was damn excited hence said yes and reached thane from nerul at 10.30 pm. Got some
Butter chicken also for her as it was a night stay. Then she came near federal bank near korum
Mall. Man she was damn hot....oily skin...oily hair...chimp face...dark..short (it was said she
Is damn horny and big 34 boobs) skinny.

Man she sat in my car and told me park it on 200 meters. She said she will walk and will give a
Miss call then I should enter the gali to the left and she said its a chawl...Remember? Yeah she
Said flat in the beginning...I said yep go on..the moment she got down I dont know how but
I could feel the courage and my feet was on the gas pedal vrooom and I was away.

She called and said where are you bro...I said yaar forgot the packet...she said I have it... then after few minutes I told shit damn traffic cops caught me...it will take time....and never looked back and reached home in an instant and never received the calls.

Beware! Dont even try to think about her.

Rating 1/10 just for the voice.

Damages...3 hrs plus butter chicken plus petrol...if would repeat? Could be a reason to leave mongering.

 

[guru462]

I have started the thread so that some funny incident to one monger may save the time and money for others. Nice one Dev bhai

 

[digiboyiss]

I will start with one funny incident.

I went to this famous MIDC MP some time back (I have already share the FR in another thread). The girl came and said please change. I did and the whole episode was over. after that I went to the bathroom for a bath. when I came out she was standing like a stone.

I ask her what happen "Aap red (actually it is maroon) shoes kyun pahente hai?"

I said I like it thats why. then I ask "Kyun?" she said I thought you are in police , it is not her mistake as my personality is also like someone from active service only.

Still shaking she said I was regretting telling you that I provide service. Then I laugh and convience her I am not from police

Guys uska chahera dekhne layak tha.

so funny hahaaah

 

[flagpost1]

The incident that I am about to share is not about MP or SP but a bhabhi whom I could manage to seduce, many years back. She was wife of an acquaintance. Fair, blue eyes, looks very close to south indian star Ramya and hair like Dimple Kapadia. I noticed that she was very outward and It all started with me asking her if she has a younger sister. She said 'why' ? So in a flirtatious tone I said if your sister is as beautiful, I want to marry her since I already lost the chance with you. She smiled and said so what ? It depends on how you ask....
I thought she was just teasing me. I used to have long phone calls with her in the afternoon cracking adult jokes and stuff. I could not believe my ears when one day she said that her husband will come late and that I could come to her house. To be honest, I didnt have any prior sex experience except kissing & smooching couple of girlfriends. To cut the story short I reached her home which was on ground floor of a 8 story building. lots of people movement made me nervous. Above all that since it was to be my first time, I was also worried if I'll have premature ejaculation & stuff. Out of fear, my heart was beating too fast. She made me comfortable & smooching, sucking etc followed. Now the fun starts.... I was carrying 'Today' contraceptive but the damn wrapper would'nt just open as my hands were shaking. She also tried but same result. Today has chemicals so cant open with your teeth, she said. Quickly she got up & just wrapped Sari around her upper half & went to get a scissor. It took her 3-4 minutes & by the time she came back, johnny bhai lost erection. She saw the looks on my face & said never mind & slowly started arousing me. Her moaning started & she almost ordered me to come on top. Her eyes were closed & she was holding my hands so tight that her fingernails were hurting me. Moreover, I couldnt find the hole. So I literally shouted where the fuck is your hole. She guided johnny & I started experiencing heaven. Just when I was about to come, the doorbell rang. My heart sank. We talked in gestures without making noise. She quickly picked up all my clothes, gave it in my hand & pushed me in the bathroom. She quickly wore a gown & went to open the door. It was her long winded neighbour. Here I am sitting in the bathroom. Sweating, beating heart, rock solid hard on, sticky dick (with 'Today'z liquid & her white discharge all over). The bloody thing was stinking & I couldnt even wash because it would make sound. So I was just fixed like a statue. It seems the neighbor lady had a habit that while going out, after locking her door would want to use bathroom & would come to this lady's house. She realised quickly so she said I have spread acid on the bathroom floor for cleaning. So the neighbor said ok but continued gossiping. I cursed the situation. Finally she went. By then the bhabhi had also lost mood as she was also very scared. We continued the act : she just lifted her gown & I started humping but the spark was gone and I could'nt just come in spite of a good erection. We left it at that for some other time. My first experience in life - Today I find it very funny & a smile comes whenever I think about it. Later on I did get a chance to fuck her once before they moved to other city, but it was not as exciting as I would have hoped for. Hope you guys had fun reading this...

 

[aakudev]

Arrey yaar opportunity went in vain due to silly neighbour..sheh.

 

[guru462]

Neighbour ko bhi leke threesome kar lete

 

[guru462]

It happen yesterday. Saw an ad in locanto and this female said no money involve. mail her immediately and got the reply also instantly. I call her and she said lets meet. I was excited as I am broke now and i getting someone free for the first time. But after sometime she call me back and said we need to go to marriot and she will book but I have to pay. I was like WTF.........instead of marriot I would pay any chick on my contact list and that would be cheaper. The ads in locanto is in the name of Archana......

 

[aakudev]

Hahahhahaha lol yeah good idea! For once i was just feeling sala chakka toh nahin, when he was asking na whole kidhar hai

Neighbour ko bhi leke threesome kar lete

 

[aakudev]

These ads are all fake! Jaise bheek mangne ka naya tarika waise adkon se paise marne ka naya tarika hai ladki log ka.

 

[guru462]

Hahahhahaha lol yeah good idea! For once i was just feeling sala chakka toh nahin, when he was asking na whole kidhar hai

Hard to believe that he cannot find the hole. Atleast in my first time I found it and it was easy.

 

[digiboyiss]

few months back contacted a lady from locanto and she told she was from vashi
i talked with her few minutes and she ask my age when i replied its 19
she said i dont interact with people below the age of 21
i was surprised and was laughing at her answer after

 

[flagpost1]

I know Guru & Aakudev, it sounds funny but those couple of minutes were quite frustrating. Now, I myself cant stop laughing. By the way, just for record the neighbor was an oldy. To console myself, atleast the first encounter of my life was with a sex goddess.... hahahahaha....

 

[digiboyiss]

funny but yet good experience for u

I know Guru & Aakudev, it sounds funny but those couple of minutes were quite frustrating. Now, I myself cant stop laughing. By the way, just for record the neighbor was an oldy. To console myself, atleast the first encounter of my life was with a sex goddess.... hahahahaha....

 

[digiboyiss]

Hey Guru can u please share some contacts with me which are near by andheri

Hi Mongers

During our mongering days we have lots of different experiences.....some funny, some horrible and some scary too. Lets share the lighter moment with all the fellow mongers.

Note: Newbies please do not ask for number in this thread. This thread is just to have a lighter moment in this forum

Guru

 

[guru462]

Hey Guru can u please share some contacts with me which are near by andheri

Bhai I have already requested please do not ask for contact here. Lets keep this thread for some light moments. Let us not make this thread again another place to ask number. PM me if you need a number or ask me in another thread.

 

[massage malik]

Hi guys my weird experience I can say my first encounter I and my friend went together to meet one babe who called him to meet but she was average he didn't like her she was a housewife type but I liked her I exchanged her number from him I started talking to her then asked her to come out but she denied saying I'm not that type of girl I said ok after 3 months she called u and said she want to meet me I and I planed to meet her in andheri and she opened up saying that she had an afair with someone and it broke the my johnny was happy so booked a hotel in cotton green took her there this was my first time and was littel bit tensed what to do how to do I told her this she said fine and started the action took her in room and enjoyed 3 pops in all position and even she was hot every thing was ok till now but the horrible seen started after that after every 1 hour she want to know what I did and how I did it oh pathetic the life was

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[digiboyiss]

Bhai I have already requested please do not ask for contact here. Lets keep this thread for some light moments. Let us not make this thread again another place to ask number. PM me if you need a number or ask me in another thread.

sorry bhai and thanks i got your pm