Girl rates in patong...

[a1j0f]

1904 and BobDown: thanx 4 jumping to my defence.I'm not gonna go trawling 4 hours looking for old threads.period.:great:
Simbo: yes I'm a comedy legend in my own mind Mate(I'm a Twat actually), but you'll get used to me!
Dodger and Taipan: thanks it's look like I'm gonna "Enter the Dragon" bar then, just as long as it's not full of dragons coz I'm not entering them! And efinitely Hollywoods, if their drinks are free, saves me buying em! :mdr::go:
Captain: 5000 ST and 10000 LT, come on Mate...I'm not stupid?! You pay 5000 for a top escort in BKK that looks like a supermodel so,unless you like John Merrick or Quasi Modo and about 80, that's highly unlikely...
Taipan probably wouldn't be my first choice, coz coming out of there pissed as a fart and having to Navigate through the sea of Katoeys is no fun. :
It only takes one to grab my crown jewels and I'm gonna slap em, which probably means I'm gonna get the sh*t kicked outta me by em in return:slap:
I like my chicks generally not to have dicks, call me fussy!!! : so why am I going to the Katoey capital of the world? There's gonna a lotta girls and boys putting their arms out straight for me, for sure...


So my evening routine's probably gonna be Bars,Dragon or Hollywood,Seduction,Safari...

I'm only a newby to Phuket. For instance, I know the Go-Gos in Phuket are lame and it's about bars there right, unlike Patts? Good Clubs in Both.
My 1st time in Patts, I spent 2 of my three weeks getting clued up on everything, after pi**ing my time and money away needlessly and fun though it was searching and spending, discovering the best places and hottest girls 1 week before going home sucked. I'm in phuket only for 8days and I can't afford to do that again.

Thanx again to everyone, I'll buy you a beer in Nicke's bar Mai-Tai when me and my mate are out there 3-11 jan if you're about, just message me?...

 

[Pompal 09.]

You lent her 23,000.00 bht because she lost her luggage in the UK!!!

 

[LadyLea]

Bearing in mind that everyone seems to want the CURRENT rates has the price gone up since the start of this thread?? Looks like the 'Young Bollux' know more than the 'Old Bulls' 55555555555555555

 

[Lorna]

From the price for girls to the price for airline tickets. :

 

[Da laiker]

Sorry, but I still don’t understand this obsession about LT rates.

Have paid anything between 586 – 2500 Baht. In the former case it just happened to be the pathetic sum I could muster at the time (incl. those Mickey Mouse stamps from the 7/11, mind you) and in the latter cases absolutely spectacular and unforgettable nights. And then there is everything in between…

And frankly, I don’t care if someone claims I was overpaying. I know for sure though that I did not feel at all “exploited” in the end. For me it would be all performance-based anyway, and if the girls even hinted at a rate beforehand I would just say that something “special” would be rewarded.

Then again, we are also taking part in an erotic --- even emotional --- act with these girls who are not always to be considered professionals at what they do. Trick is to find the right one to “click” with, and then LT rates matters squat to me at least. Takes two to Tango etc.

Also, don’t believe there is a one-size-fits all (secret) strategy that suits all. In fact, over-analyzing it might just turn out to be the wrong approach. But that’s just my opinion / experience anyway.

 

[akristel2003]

I agree with what you're saying but I actually wasn't talking about freebies.
My interpretation of:
"we fcuk old guys like you for money and young guys for fun!"
was...
"we fcuk old guys like you JUST for money and young guys for money AND fun!"

 

[Coleen]

I've never found the quality to be any less in Patong compared to Patts or Bangkok... less girls for sure... but less quality?

 

[big jack]

55555...that's hilarious...

 

[Pompal 09.]

That's why I always book last minute arty:

 

[babiilove<3]

Yes this is a good idea!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[samarira]

OK. I wasn't gonna say anything but this is how you're supposed to do it.

Tell the girl 500bht per org and a bonus after 3. You can make it a sticky if you want. 555

 

[Soggy Waffles]

Nothing wrong with the laemphet end of patong beach.The water is as clear as ATM.:great:.Thats from experience...something you haven`t had a chance to get as yet.



Seems like you`re wasting money unnecessarily on tuk tuks and longtails.

 

[Smiley Face]

LooooooL, I'm gonna guess it starts with a "J"....

 

[luvmylittlefatcat]

One thing I'll never do is take a beach lesson from a pommy...

Read my post, I said Phuket, though you probably think Patong is Phuket right, being the beach expert that you must be being a Londoner...
As shitty as Patong may be, at least I'd swim there, cant say the same for Patt's.

Glad you haven't found the decent clubs yet, lets hope it stays that way, wouldn't want the stunners being exposed to any snobbery....

Oh and your a fukin weather expert as well, is there nothing you cant do...

 

[The Chad]

:happy:

Come on Dodger.
We stopped chasing roo's when they started carrying boomerangs. We had to hide in the billabong for 2 days holding onto our cork hat to stay afloat. The ball & chain on our leg (being a convict and all) didn't make it easy.

 

[purplefruit17]

Someone isn't reading the stickies:tussor:

http://www.phuket-info.com/forums/newbies-area/36224-newbie-guide-thailand.html

 

[Zafrin]

If she was in the UK 2 month after you met her then surely her sponsor/boyfriend could have given her the money !!!!

 

[Xzara]

depends u want an old bag or a young stunner, depends freelance (no barfine but if she ripps u off u will never find her again u can't go to the bar for complaints}
bar beer lower barfine girls depend what u negotiate 1000 ST 1500-2000 LT
gogo barfine higher then bar beer girls prefer ST about 2000 ST
but it is all up to the girl if she likes u and u give her a lot of drinks u might be lucky
calculate about 3000 per girl and u are safe , if u keep them a few days price go down but u must take care for food and drinks

 

[kitkat77]

So the British tourist is perfect, never behaves badly? Open your eyes and don't be so quick to brand one country's citizens all the same.

 

[Charlotte]

The price for ST and LT and what does a beer cost must be the esiest ones to find in this forum. How many threads about that do we have? Must be over 100.

I think its boring with the same things going on here all the time. I like the TR:s best. I think everybody should write a TR when they go back home.