Massage Parlor Reports

[StEpHaNy]

Married men on the board, I exempt you due to your circumstances.

But, if you are single and stay quiet about your hobbying you are doing no one a favor.
Many of you act as if you think you are doing something wrong when buying commercial sex.
I assure you otherwise. Don't believe me listen to Mr. Alan Dershowitz.
http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=88104105

I guess the puritan ethic takes long to get out of the system.
If we had any backbone we would have places like this in DC
http://stiletto-brothel.com.au/sydney/

True story:

I have a friend, in his 50s, good looking, makes good money, divorced, a little overweight. Known for dating skanks. His last girlfriend (he finds them on dating sites) almost made my stomach turn, they broke up in time. Now what is the difference between looking on dating sites to get laid or going to a spa? At the spa you are guaranteed quality and product.

I went to his house recently, the conversation went to women that we knew. What do you think of her, and what about that one. He has always been confused at how unimpressed I am with the women around us.

I explain to him:

If I wanted to date a man I would go ahead and become a homosexual. There is no need for me to date a woman who acts and looks like a man, but is less loyal and interesting.

Remember, the women you enjoy at the spa, no matter how much you complain about them, are a hundred times more pleasurable to be with than what most men settle for.

At this point I explain to him how I get down, in detail. His jaw drops, I look him dead in his eyes and explain to him "those women most men cupcake for, I get 10 times better on the regular." He tells me he wants me to take him next time I go. That weekend I take him to my favorite spot (but not to my favorite girl).

I show up at the door (mama knows me well) , she is shocked that I show up with another male (I guess this is very uncommon). Regardless, I choose his partner for him by name and pay his fees. The experience turns this older man into a little boy, like a rook he was done long before time up. Had to wait on me as I was in no rush. His whole perspective has been shaken, I can already see the difference in him and it is a big improvement.

Moral of the story:

Your silence is hurting others, and possibly yourself. It is always moral to pay grown women generously for commercial sex (while treating them with respect) , actually it is the most natural thing in the world. Stop feeling guilty. If you have a woman in your life that is more trouble than necessary, well nix the *****.

Remember, there is only one reason why we are persecuted. It is because they are simply jealous that some of us continue to have fun!

 

[I do care!]

Nice review, I am glad our fair town treated you well.

Concerning theft. This never ever happens period. You can leave your wallet out in the open at every place in the region without a problem. I cannot speak for where you are from.

Concerning tip, it happens in all kinds of ways. Many times you get service before a tip is asked for.

I agree with Drunker Irish, leave $ on the table when she leaves the room is my personal favorite.

Also, if she rocks your shit, puts on your socks, and also gives very good massage another .2 on the way out always makes things nice. Massage work (when done well) is hard work, we as customers should never pretend that it is a walk in the park.

 

[Guido McInsideYou]

I was planning a trip to 14k this weekend.

If they are closed what would be a good second choice near that area?

Thanks

 

[Mike Windsor]

Does anyone have updates on VIP? I went there tonight and it was closed.

Kind of strange since I was just there last and all seemed ok.

 

[Fertility Q]

Sun was actually the first AMP I ever visited and to be honest was one of my favorite places to go. My first time there was the absolute best. I don't remember the girls name (actually, I couldn't pronounce it when she told it to me) but she was as cute as could be. The best thing about her was that she was totally into having fun. She let me do basically anything to her and in return she would experiment on me a bit. I'd say we both had a good time. A couple times I met with a girl named "Koko". I've seen reference to a "Koko"/"Coco" in this forum quite a bit. I'm not sure she was the same "Koko" as the one I saw on occassion was not that attractive and not that much fun, but she still got the job done.

I had read that Sun was shut down a few months ago. Not a part of the bigger bust back in the Aug/Sept timeframe. It's too bad as I enjoyed Sun and always felt comfortable going there. I would say Sun was my "regular" spot. I guess I need to find a new one now.

My "busy season" at work run from January through April (is that a big enough hint at what I do for a living? ). During that time I don't have a lot of time to head downtown. So, I found a couple places here in NOVA that could satisfy in a time of need. Obviously DC is the place to go for the best AMP service, but for those random weeknights when you need your fix and don't have time (or energy) to deal with driving to DC there are actually some good locations in NOVA. I've had great luck with a place near Bailey's. For those who have been around for a while you may remember this place as named "Eagle". The name has changed now but the services are still there. I had seen a girl named "Kelly" a couple times. She was a cute as anything you'd find in DC and if she liked you would give you the same level of service. I had FS with her twice. I'm worried she might be gone now as the past couple times I have been there they have said "Kelly no here". I'm not sure if that means she is gone for good. There is also a great place in Tyson's. I'll pass that info along soon (as soon as I can find a way to be descrete yet information enough). I have the address, condo unit and code to the gate. So, obviously with the NOVA locations YMMV but for those random weekday nights when you need your quick fix it's worth it.

 

[Erik Van Thienen]

Unfortunately, shutting down one site will only have people moving to get and spread intel in other places. In the end, it is only a very temporary fix to what has happend. The BC'ing among senior members seems to be going strong and working; something I know that I am not yet acknowledged enough to become a part of. Shutting down this site would kill this method of communication as well.

I suggest that we need to start a standard in reviewing that shares enough information to those that understand and makes it considerably difficult for those that don't have the key. Seriously, it doesn't take a genious seeing "fruit stand" once and a few posts about a place called orange for anyone to put it together.

A person that I have noticed that gives great reviews is Pilot Aviator (who I think posts mostly on the nova board). He posts enough about locations for people to understand what he's talking about, but is sufficiently discreet that even if you read his posts; you would need a good idea of what is where or a key to understand.

I know that in a public forum LEO will always figure it out; but I see a need for boards like this to exist so that the community can function together and discuss things like THIS problem; or other issues like rates, tips, preferences, and other intel that helps everyone. If someone had only BC'd about orange getting shut down; imagine if you decided you wanted to swing by the fruit stand with LEO there waiting?

Hopefully we can come up with a system using our bigger heads.

 

[KatieLyyn]

I was there the day it was busted. I had a bad feeling and was thinking it was being watched at minimum (for various reasons, been at this long enough to trust my sense and observations). One guy, and he was loud, at the door kept asking when he could come back and was kind of arguing with the mama-san. I was thinking WTF, then thought--I wonder if he is a cop. Next thing I know I read in the post they were busted.

The stories are BS with the "Its a nice neighborhood we don't need those kind of people hanging around." Um, there are two strip clubs, and guys who drop $$$ at AMPs aren't bums by any stretch of the imagination. I see far worse bums and vagrants loitering around Georgetown waiting to rob people on Saturday night.

Yet ANOTHER Amp gone.

 

[Abby Berlin]

After being directed in the right direction by LAX, I went to the G and saw the queen bee (aka Honey). WoW - just let it be said she was great. TS in all the right places, strong massage, and a great ending. And she is all natural! On my way out, I saw a lady in a black bikini out of the corner of my eye. Slim and taller than the queen bee. Anyone out there know who it might be? Must revisit!

 

[Cathy C]

WoW!!! Saw Nana at noon today and she blew me away. AR felt as if she combined it with a vibrator but I checked afterwards and found none and she denied using anything but her tongue. Kisses up my arm were nothing short of electric. BBBJ brought me to the edge, followed by CBJ and CG. I left feeling I was the luckiest guy in the world. In decades as a hobbyist, this was truly my first GFE-- it was off the charts. Treat her kindly and perhaps she will stay in town a while. 9s across the board do an injustice, but here it is for the record:

TS 7, fun but lacking creativity and spontaneity
Face 8, tender, broad, the type one can fall in love with
Body 8, but not much tone
Massage 10+
Service 10+
Attitude 10+

(from a Tipster who lost his password and generated a new account rather than revive the old one).

 

[helpseeker]

I went for a walk in the Sun recently, as well. I ran into Jennifer and had a better experience. L/A/S was 8/9/8. PM for more specifics.

OG

 

[JamesHenderson]

I made the trip to Rio today to try out the new line up. I drew Maya. Late 20's-early 30's. Chinese. Definitely no spinner, very nice solid body.

We started with t/s, all areas covered. Her English is fine, and she's very pleasant so the small talk broke the ice nicely.

The massage was more of a light rub. She gave nice little kisses up and down, paying attention to my pacific rim. I figure she had the cover on her tongue. Nice, nevertheless.

She was agreeable to all positions and gave as good as she got without all the noise girls sometimes make so we think we're doing such a great job.

Afterwards, she got the hot towels. She told me to turn over and she walked on my back. As I said, she's no spinner, but her walking was great. She knew what she was doing, no doubt. I would repeat after I've tried everyone else there. She's has to wait her turn in the rotation.

 

[Baconfat]

Hello Last Legend

Welcome to the board, now that we have been properly introduced I can flame your sorry misguided newbie ass for the following reasons:
1. Like most sorry ass newbies you do not RTFF that means read the fucking forum and ask for hard earned intel right of the bat and contribute nothing.
2. Number 1. will normally earn a newbie a slap like you got in June, but no that was not enough for you. You have to criticize a solid senior member that provides intel to any one that will RTFF that means read the fucking forum, so now you get flamed you four post little dick motherfucker.
3. Name calling my friend Sleazebum Sleezeball, I would think a multi-lingual prick like you would be able to express yourself without using four letter words. You sorry assed little dick deep throat cocksucking motherfucker.
4. I have a master’s degree in engineering and like Sleazebum, I did not understand WTF you were trying to say you dick eating dog.
5. You say you have been observing comments made about asian women on the Washington DC (that means District of Columbia), you illiterate someofabitch, massage parlor reviews section of this forum. WTF do you expect to find in a DC AMP, that means asian massage parlor you ESOL, that means English for speakers of other languages you faggot illegal alien dick eater? Thought so!

OK here it comes, what is that roaring sound, what is that smell?
Napalm perhaps.

Load

Lock

Fire in the hole

I would like to thank Baltimonger for my favorite USMC M2-2 flame thrower photo.

That felt good

Big Red from Balmer

 

[jcab20055]

Outside of a surprise CIM or an unexpected trip up the back door... I cannot think of anything.

 

[Pompal 09.]

Man, I thought it was only me...glad I've got a hard head too! They were full up late on Wednesday night too. Nothing new to add, but agree the TS was excellent.

 

[Shoot Your Leaders Down]

Nice job JJ. Stay Safe!

 

[star69]

Tried the triple 3s again tonite. My fav Mickie left back to LA. Saw a Kgirl Snow White, Snow White had a little tude going tonite as well. I kept getting popped in the nose everytime i tried to smell her neck?

Wassup with that? anyway nice TS, 2 minute massagi, all the boys were happy but that constant nose popping was irritating at the least. anyhow
6/7/5/5 was the final tally.

Would not repeat with Snow White. But wait, its only a dream.

PC out

 

[Voistikiphete]

I am no longer in the DC area - I'm in an area with a pathetic AMP scene. 40-50 year old K girls only offering up HJ's darn near DC prices so I'm saving some money now. =) I found myself in the District this past weekend and took the opportunity to check out the scene again. Its been awhile but I did a bit or research first. Ended up at Star with CoCo. The experience was to be expected. Very typical of what is to be had in DC. If I was closer - I would revisit. Standard rates. Shower, rub and service to be had. I wasn't a fan of the "acting" but it's part of the show I guess. Not a spinner but close. Enhanced top and eager to put on a good performance. Full hour - not rushed. In fact - I'm usually the one doing the rushing to get out.

Just a bit of information as well. I investigated Orange, Jasmine and Green. All open for business in addition to Star. In fact - I think I witnessed a "shift" change at Green. I watched a couple K girls exit green with an escort and a few moments later - a couple more walked in with the same escort.

Have fun!

 

[Atley]

I did not really feel like going, but the curiosity was too much as I haven't been since they were called *. If the provider was not to my liking I would only tip. 4.

Rang bell and went up, door opened.

Provider - We are closed (lie).
Me - REALLY? When do you open.
Provider - Afternoon around 3 o'clock (lie).
Me - I just came by last week (lie) at this time.
Provider - Really, who take care of you.
Me - I don't remember her name (lie).
Provider - Ok, come in.

Too strange, I could not tell if she did not like me or was afraid. Asked me if I saw tall or short girl, I said short (lie).

Made the mistake of pulling money from ATM and bringing only 20s. Meant I gave her .8 for the house (of course they never come back with change). During the table shower I told her to keep the change as tip, no need to waste valuable time.

From here things improve radically. Table shower is magnificent.

LARS™ Rating
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Age: 27 (what she told me, maybe a lie).
Height: 5'2.
Cup: C / D 100% natural and soft perfect tear drop.
Recent location: Flushing, Queens.
English: good.
Personality: good.
Looks: 7 1/2 face. 8 1/2 body.
Waist: mild curve.
Massage: average.

She said she wanted to open later because she just arrived yesterday, and was wearing no makeup, and the shop was not yet ready (maybe a lie).

The reality is that she was smoking hot and will be here till Feb. so HURRY.

House: .7
Tip up front: .1
Tip in between: $
Tip after: .2

In the end I wound up massaging her for about 15min until exit.
She was very demanding in a good way. It felt like she was expecting satisfaction as well.

I have only been in this hobby for a few years but can honestly say I have never seen things as good as they have been for the last few months.

 

[Miniver]

Sin Dawg/Crazy Spartan,

Thanks for the PM.

Now, go forth and TSFTT. Come back and review here. I look forward to your reviews.

Happy New Year.

AD

 

[moi]

Agree. There's one individual who posted something like 10 brief messages in a single day/night. I'm not gonna make any judgments, but it did seem as though he was trying to artificially inflate his post count.

With AJ's and Monke's concerns in mind, here's a couple suggestions for the board. (1) Some sort of ranking system, a la the type that eBay uses, that let's others rank a poster's reliability / trustworthiness level. (2) An option that allows a poster to set a threshhold for others to be able to read his post (i.e., a variable setting that would, for instance, prevent anyone having less than 20, 30, 40, or 50 posts from reading the note), which would effectively prevent LEOs from scanning these forums unless they have a significant level of participation...an unlikely chance.

Granted, this would mean Jackson would have to develop & implement updates to the code for this site. And he probably has other things that keep him busy, too. But, in one sense, these "updated" would, in the long run, actually facilitate more openness and sharing of information. But only among those who are actually in the hobby and have demonstrated a level of reliability. Food for thought, only. After all, Jackson rules.

Have fun at the Forum

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