Massage Parlor Reports

[Stupendous315]

Went to my favorite place (aka: Neverland) on Friday afternoon (Compared to my alternate place). Early afternoon is a great time to go, not that busy (so I thought). I called ahead to reserve my favorite girl (aka Kitty 1.Wendy). When I got there, the mamasan with the good attitude was back and I asked her if she was on vacation – she answered something back and then I think she starting flirting with me – maybe I should try her some day! ).

She shows me to my room. No one was there, so I got the first room – the big room with the couch (more on the couch later). My girl greets me as usual, quietly and very enthusiastic with trouble getting undressed before the petting starts.

After the TS on the way back to the room, I think I saw Tinker Bell (it had to be her based on the description in the forum and noticing her unique features – I also think I saw some wings and fairy dust too! ). I think I might have been enticed to try that next time!

When we get back to the room, I get a nude nipple massage and light kissing all over, pretty cool. She flips me starts a great (as usual) BBBJ (after I leave, I sometimes wonder was this the best part of the service or was it the main course! ). She then slips on the cover and continues for a little more. The she lies down and motions for the mish and I return the favor. Nice bare kitty. We start a little mish. Then, instead of flipping to a CG on the table, she puts a towel on the couch and tells me to sit. Then she starts an amazing CG alternating between squatting and kneeling, all the while I am roam all over her. After a pretty good hold out on my party, I let it go and she made sure every drip came out. As usual, a great massage followed.

I did notice that during the first half hour, a bell rang a few times. During the message, ding dong every 5 min. When I was getting dressed, I heard mamasan telling someone "15.20 min". Then on my way out, I have to hide behind the curtain because someone is just coming in. I here him say "you want me to wait in the kitchen? I think I will come back later. " The place was FULL. I think the word is out.

Word of Advice: I saw one guy ducking into the shower as I was leaving (guys, please leave your towels on when walking to the TS) and was only about 10-15 sec behind the guy who just left. I followed him around the block (not on purpose, was just walking to metro). When the place is full, watch out for your spacing.

BT3

 

[A.V.R.]

I know spelling sucks, anyway, I went there, the reviews of Susie being a spinner are false, lots of baby fat, natural with great nips, slightly below average face and teeth, but entuasium beyond what I am use to. She stayed at it for 1, 20 without attitude, was slow reaching for my sause. Enjoyed it, but would not repeat unless desperate, which seems to be the norm now.

 

[Empress Jan]

They are advertising like hell on BP. I can't get up there this week to see.

 

[Rick Rick]

Thanks for the Supra news, Max. Sorry to hear it was a disappointment, though. That place had been my bread and butter since DT went south, but I've been getting worried... After a few no-pick-up phone calls and a couple of unanswered door knocks, I'd started to assume the pilot light wasn't on anymore. Sounds like they are indeed home, but pretty twitchy.

 

[x-musiclover-x]

Finally made the trip to 1333 Green. Saw Michelle. She is older - good. She has long hair - good. She is tall at about 5'5" - ok. She does a GREAT hard massage - GREAT!

Got there and drew Michelle. Gave Michelle the house fee. Table shower was busy so she gave an outstanding hard massage while we were waiting for the TS. Left the $ tip out in sight on the table while undressing.

TS was VERY complete! I don't think my butt has ever been scrubbed that well as well as all the other parts. I was squeeky clean coming out of the shower.

Back to the room for another GREAT hard massage!

Flip and she runs off to get the tools of the trade. CBJ with extreme energy! She was wanting to get me off that way, I think. Then some mish and a big finish with the congress of the canine.

She is not into long term pounding! She kept saying "Too big! Hurry up!"

When I stopped to enter the congress of the canine she grabbed this cloth measureing tape from somewhere and put it on me and measured me. THAT has NEVER happened before!! I don't know metrics but she said 23 long and 15 around and again with the "Too big! Hurry up!" during the bowwow exercises once I got her back into position.

WTF!!! I have had white women scream at the size before but NEVER a Korean!! Anyway, I turned a deaf ear to her and banged on to explosion.

It was good but I will not see her again!

All in all, she did get the job done and her massage skills are really good.

I find it amazing how the size of the woman has nothing to do with the ability to take a good drive session. That tiny little Chinese last month did much better than this bigger Korean.

So, while I will return to 1333 I will NOT accept Michelle again.

JJ

 

[Alma]

I'm sorry Jackson / members for my part in the clutter. We all know the rules this is for massage parlor's. For any of you that are interested I am reserving my comments and posting them in the http://www.massageplanet.net/forum/showthread.php?t=3382

 

[elcastano001]

There is no way we can type in code or speak in tongues that LEO cannot figure out. It makes no differnce if we say she is a good kisser or if she can deep throat for days. Numbers will not serve either. Whatever is posted here in open forum is just that - OPEN and anyone with half a brain can figure out whatever code or number or cutesy buzzword we use.

My only suggestion would be to simply post that we have been somewher and others may PM for details. However; even that will be compromised as soon as LEO gets up to Trusted Senior status.

Who can say who here is LEO and who is not?

AND - these places don't usually get busted for selling sex, rather they get hit for some immigration or license issue and any sex business is found out about AFTER the raid has begun.

So - what is the answer? Maybe we should shut down this board and start having regular "club" meetings or pass intel to each other via out personal email accounts? (If anyone wants a GMAIL account I will send you an invitation if you ask and give me a current email address to send it to.)

I do not feel the least bit guilty about posting my "fantasies" here and I do not think that my posting about Sophie or Happy or anyone else contributed significantly to them getting shut down.

If one does the "crime" then one must be ready to pay the price. Eitehr as a provider or a customer - doing criminal things will and should result in something bad happenening to the involved people.

Just this fat, old guy's opinion -- Your may vary.

JJ

 

[Babygirl]

As I'm not much of a regular to DC at the present time (although, in the past, I frequented a number of DC's AMPs), I would recommend checking the Sports section of the Washington Post weekday editions. A number of AMPs advertise therein. Also, check the Yellow Pages, under "Massage", for AMPs, as well. It's going to be a bit difficult, since a number of those listed may be closed, but a few should still be in operation.

Your best bet is to read the DC Massage Parlor forum for about the past two months. A lot has been happening lately, not much of it positive. If you'll have a car available while you're here, you might just want to check out the AMPs in Northern Virginia. At many (most? ) of those, you can negotiate a HE if you're discreet and careful.

You might also want to check out erosdc.com. Good luck, and have fun at the Forum.

R:R

 

[Debie2000]

I have seen her a few times and she wouldn't let me. She said she was "shy." Whatever. In my experience, some don't want to have too good a time. It's a job to them and they have to keep the emotional distance. I've known a few spa girls well and it's a rough job emotionally and physically. It's better for them to think of you as Ben Franklin rather than as who you really are.

 

[Chris L]

Welcome to the board,
Revieing your three posts, we have two trip reviews and the factual answer to an inquiry. That means every post you have is fucking spot on. If only other newbies would take your lead and provide information before leaching. Good start!

Your last was a very intriguiging, post. The gory details, which your post implied so well, are all YMMV anyway, and you know you will never get her consent to post them. Hell, I wouldn't ever ask or tell them you are an internet guy.

...But the fact that you might have discovered a superstar is significant!

Here is my suggestion, and the norm for this board: Invite trusted and/or senior members to request by PM just the who and where. Gorey details are optional, we can fill in our own blanks once we know where to go and who to ask for...

And yes, I am requesting -- LOL

Thanks,
LoveLOS

 

[txluciouslips]

Our beautiful Asian hottie has warmed up the entire climate.

I assume we need to PM to find out where you are?

 

[Girl dreamer]

That's a confirmed when I went by late Thursday afternoon.

I feel like this was only a matter of time. The place was getting way too much coverage here on the board.

 

[Bella&BO]

Potential Wal-Mart landlord accused of hosting massage parlor.

By Mike DeBonis.

A prominent landowner who could soon host the city's first Wal-Mart is being targeted by city officials who are accusing his company of allowing an illicit massage parlor to operate in a downtown building it owns.

Jerry Schaeffer and brothers Andy and Dave own the parcel near New York Avenue and Bladensburg Road NE That the mega retailer is eyeing for a 126, 000-square-foot store. The Schaeffers, long major players in the city taxicab industry and in real estate, have entered into a 60-year ground lease with a developer that is working with Wal-Mart to open a store next year.

A Jerry Schaeffer-owned company also owns a building at 1215 Connecticut Ave. NW, where "Spa Sky" operates. A Jan. 5 sting resulted in arrests of two Spa Sky employees on solicitation charges, according to court documents (warning: explicit language therein). A civil lawsuit filed by D. C. Attorney General Irvin Nathan this week alleges that the company is "allowing the operation of a house of prostitution."

On Jan. 14, the complaint says, the city notified Schaeffer's company that he had a bawdy house on his premises. But there was no response, and the suit holds that Schaeffer "has not taken any steps to abate the prostitution-related nuisance activity at the Property."

The city is requesting a judge to declare the parlor as "nuisance property" and immediately shut down Spa Sky. It also asks that Schaeffer's company pay damages and bar any future business on the premises that "provides physical therapy, spa, massage, nail salon, or any other services which would require the physical touch of another person, including disrobing (partial or otherwise) , touching (I. E, skin-to-skin contact) , or the treatment or application of any lotion (prescription or non) to any area of the body."

Reached this afternoon, Schaeffer rejected suggestions that he didn't move swiftly to get rid of the illicit business and vowed to fight the lawsuit."We started eviction as soon as we found out about it," he said."We're in the process of eviction now."

 

[Pompal 09.]

Been very busy for the last few months, so this was my first trip out in a while. Tried 14K -- no answer at the door. I peeked through the blinds and the lights were on, for whatever that's worth. I don't look like a cop so I'm sure they were really closed.

Tried 1333 Green and there was a "closed for remodeling" sign. Too bad.

I see a couple posts below about 14K being open, but each poster has only the one post. Hmmmm.

Guess I'll try on another day, or just save my money (hah!). Have fun, and be safe.

 

[24 Char Left]

Saw Mimi and 14K yesterday and can confirm Jack Nimble's assessment. She is very sweet and accomodating.

I arrived at the spa and asked the mamasan if Rose was back - but she was busy - so I asked for Mimi even though I had never seen her before.

Mimi arrived and asked how it was that I asked for her - was it the Internet reviews? This was just more evidence to me of the prodigious memories these women have who work at the spas! They know if they've seen you before - even if it was years ago - and they know if they haven't seen you. Mimi knew that she hadn't seen me before. Of course I wasn't so sure.

I stammered a liitle when she asked me was it the Internet reviews that led me to ask for her - I demured, slightly embarassed because I didn't quite know how she would take it. But apparently she loves the fame! When our session was over she asked if I would post a review about her - of course I said I would - and here it is!

Attitude - 9 - friendly and sweet, Body - 8 mammaries are enhanced, TS - 8 close attention paid to all areas. Repeat? - yes!

The only criticism I have is that the session was over a little bit too quickly. Perhaps that was just because she was so good and I was so excited I was done in a jiffy. I skipped the massage, though it was offered. All in all a very satisfactory session with Mimi - and since it was the first one, it can only get better!

 

[Blah]

She bailed on me. What a disappointment, she sound very sexy on the phone. Oh well maybe it was for the best.

 

[Manushi G]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaa

 

[tinkerbelle]

Did they give a full hour? Ever since black tuesday, it seems like most AMPs are a more rushed.

 

[aaahyeaaa]

First review, so I TOFTT but ended up satisfied anyway.

Tried some southern comfort:

http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/thp/1462540253.html

Julie met me at the door, a little chubby, late 30s/early 40s, but very friendly. House took .8

Table shower was clean, she attended to everything without prompting.

Massage started with intense shogun, rather professional - arms and legs rearranged more than once. Neck cracked - then the flip. It was clear that everything was on the menu, but having just finished about 12 hours of driving, I didn't want to do a thing. Offered .6 for a CBJ, and Julie was very thorough. Some nude grinding, a hint of Russian, then much licking and kissing around the area before a very skilled performance of the deed.

Afterwards, the massage continued - I got my full hour. If I'm in the area again, I'll return.

 

[Tampa Biz]

And suddenly it's a beehive of activity!
Great job and great reviews newbies!

Will somebody please PM me on this new place? I don't want to open the door to anything other than K-Girls...and with my luck...errr...