Massage Parlor Reports

[i love makeup<3]

I've read GR's bullshit for a while now and want to call him out on that shit.

The bbbj part - ok, I've been places where a cutie is looking to increase her earning potential and will do a quick shaft cleaning only to stay away from the head - but not bbjcimws type shit. Too risky - these girls aren't high on shit other than Kimchi and Lotto tickets. To put it plainly, you've got to be fucked in the head to do bbtc if you're trying to live/work in this town.

As for the negotiated bbfs? Please, the market is pretty much set on the range of services offered. RTFF Grim, you have to be fucking the mamasan to even sniff a two-girl massage under normal rules. What in the hell makes you think an ultra-premium shit is going to play?

I think he gets off on telling stories.

 

[Sarah]

Question:

What spa's have curtains and not doors in VA. I'm talking about to the massage rooms. I heard of a k-girl who is working at a place in VA that has curtains for doors on the rooms. They claim to be totally legit all the girls have massage liscenses and the business has one also.

Back page me and I will give you all the info you want about DC and who to see.

CS

 

[nikkidavis26]

Can somebody please PM me with the details on Green?

I am heading down to the fair city today and figured I would drop off a load while there.

Might as well do it with a provider with large titties!

Van

 

[Jordan M]

Do you think it's wise to post pictures of a massage parlor girl on massageplanet? Something tells me that chances are that she would not appreciate her picture for everyone to see being constantly posted to a web-site devoted to sex workers.

 

[Janet]

The place by the gay bar, 1333 Green Court, is closed. Most of the old places have been closed. There have been recent raids in NOVA, and Oriental Spa in Maryland was just shut down, as were more spas up Baltimore way. You have to get creative, have a good relationship with a specific place or provider, or go far afield these days.

Not like the old days, they may be over for good.

 

[Tripy]

Yes PK. Supra is the closest. Walking distance on a warm day. M street is three blocks further, not a biggie. Look for SWs occasionally around your hotel -- and if you get the chance and are game, there is what appears to be a strip club on the corner just down the hill from the Hilton.

Go to reviews of Distinction in DC - there is a link to the DC Amp map (it is still working, right?)

review:

(Day 1):
Following up a lead on my ole flame, Bebe LoveLOS, I went to 1413 in search of yet another Bebe. No, not the same girl, but if this is what they call, "taking one for the team," I'll take two more... Except for the age, Sailor's review was spot on; especially the 'Can you say "69"?' comment! WOW! Her Korengrish was marginal, but she I understood her to say she is 26, which is very believable. Her body tightness, hands, and breast firmness indicates the younger date to me.

Bebe @ 1413:
Face: 8
Body: 8
TS: 6
Massagi: 7
Sexo: 8
Overall: 8
Repeat: Oh yes. I almost did.

After getting the poison out, I hit sack.

(Day 2):
In the morning we had our Roundtable, attended (in order of appearanvce) by XS, Robie, an LL, was an enjoyable time with good friends. Sorry I was so late in getting it together that nobody of the daytime persuasion could make it, I was hoping to meet a few of you...

XS gave me her name (thanks, buddy!). Her Identity, as well as the AMP attended, shall remain unposted on the public board for reasons I have [post=584408]belabored previously[/post]. Info is, of course, available to my inner circle by PM. This girl is probably the next Ms LL, treat her just like a rather creepy thug will fuck your world if you hurt her...

She is 34y.o., about 5'6", her perfect body weight would be about 115. She is @120 and aware the few extra are not ideal. She has natural full 36 C's, which is stunning on her smallish frame. Her long, thin, silky black hair currently has a few waves in in as it falls around her shoulders. Although she thinks they are unattractive, I spotted the Japanese in her ancestry, which gives her the rounded, but not flat face. Her Korean features are softened (melt me). A face like that is made for Missionary.

Ms LL2B @ TAWNN
Face: 9
Body: 8
TS: 8
Massagi: 9
Sexo: 9+
Overall: 9
Repeat: As often as I can until she leaves town! As you know, a 10 is a LARS Scale© private stock keeper. This guys, was the first time I met her. I can't fucking wait for the next, where the 10 is almost assured!
And Bench, I have her number. She lives in you-know-where... (Hint: Her place)

LoveLOS

Guess what I'm getting myself for Christmas?

 

[The Brat Princess]

Not keeping up with the scene the last year I checked out a few places, one near MCI Center. CLOSED, no buzzer even. Checked out another near DT, had a sign that said CLOSED on it, went to see the Toyota Supra and it was LATE 30S with lot of FAT on it. I turned down 2 providers. Looks like we have real crappy situation here these days. I hate this feminist style USA where no man is allowed to have any fun and basic human behavior is persecuted.

 

[JaPac]

I spent last weekend in your fair city. It seems much fairer in August without the politicians in town. But I digress.

I met up with LoveLOS and some of his mongering buddies who hosted me. Had a great time and enjoyed meeting everyone. (I know you're reading this.)

Ventured to a local AMP establishment where I was entertained by the Korean lovely, CeeCee. Sweet thing with a nice, almost-GFE, attitude. I understand one of my hosts had the famous (infamous?) Maya as his companion. Having now seen her, I can see why she's got the reputation she has. Takes my breath away.

There are no AMPs where I'm from. It's our cultural loss, I'm sure. So this evening was a special treat for me. I realize it might be common to most of you, but to an outsider, this was something fun to remember.

Thank you all for your very kind and generous entertainment. I hope to come back someday soon. Those of you who are contemplating visiting my domain, please remember my invitation.
Sexhobbyist

 

[Pompal 09.]

Very new and this is the first of to be many posts inwhich I plan to give rather than ask. I have been scanning the waters for a quality AMP and came acrossed http://screen4dcmetro.com/link/ on another forum site. Plenty of hype there, but I cant find much 411 on the place here. Makes me a little skiddish. Anybody have 2 cents to give? Screening process seems way over the top.

 

[wall]

Heck yeah, we pay enuff in gas just driving around town looking for parking.

 

[Danran]

Did you not read the article? It says that it's hard to bust the Latino-only and Chinese-only places. That's why they only accept Latinos or Chinese. Also, that article is from 2005.

 

[stienbabe]

Went to * in the AM. Asked cleaning mama for Bunny but she was busy. Was offered Stella. She is gorgeous! Face of a Korean pop singer and a beautiful body. I find out she is actually good friends with Luby(who is currently in NY) and came to * because of her. She had just arrived Sunday from California and will be here for another month. Services were pretty standard and after the main event she cuddled with me and we chit-chatted for a while. Good attitude and extremely fun. Will definitely repeat before she leaves.

 

[# 43 Cristian]

Well, I did it. I read them all. After reading a few, I had to read all your posts (since I am new. Today actually). LoveLOS, you and me shared the same appriciation for Linda. I have been back to royal recently, saw hanna a few times, but she just does not compare. I enjoyed reaading all you alls posts and hope to contribute some too.

 

[mr_j526]

Careful of what ye ask, somebody wanting to take down the whole corrupt legal system by USING the corrupt legal system may just take you literally!!!

Vice,
I know that it may be your fucking JOB to investigate houses of prostitution, but offering Lucky that advice is questionable behavior for a LEO. It is no surprise that sex is for sale in DC (we have politicians here) but it is shocking when one of 'DC's finest would post misleading information on a public internet site.

Careful out there.
LL

 

[J.A.]

Trav:

Welcome to DC buddy! Our research team is gearing up and will have the answers and intel you seek shortly. The regulars on the DC Board are always ready to help.

Hold your breath

Lax

PS: As an alternative you could read the last week to ten days of posts on this thread and I assure you you will find what you are looking for.

 

[m&m&m]

Hello Gents,

Hope you all had a wonderful holidays and I would like you guys to know that I'm back.

 

[TheAnswer]

Dreaming again today. Fell asleep on the couch. I was out late last night.

Seemingly I was downtown, on what I think was G st. Really didn't feel like sitting in the sauna for 20 minutes before any attention. But anyway.

I was ringing the bell for some sun. Middle of the day. Seemed odd but there I was. Checking everything out as I went and being as careful and inconspicuous as I could.

There I am ringing the bell. All to no avail. So I decide to walk around for a while. Nice day it was. I went around the block then down I street. For the exercise of course. Might have taken 20 minutes. Maybe closer to 30 minutes.

Well. Then I'm back again, ringing the bell again. No answer. Seemed odd but then I woke up and found my back hurting. Again. I fell asleep on the couch. I hate when that happens.

Remind me to not stay out that late again.

Cabbie!

 

[Diet Guru]

Puss,
ROTFLMFAO! I love the gummys analogy.

Looks like Bench got his S.O. off the keyboard.

The only reason I put SWs on the same scale, albiet graded on a curve, is to keep from admitting I'd fuck a 3 on the Lax AMP Rating System (“LARS”™) scale.

Maya is pretty much one of those rare 10's as an AMP girl, so she would have to draw an 11 if I were cruising Vermont/K St. when the AMP closed... She probably is the most beautiful woman I have been with. If she were on the stroll, then LAX would probably start doing SWs right then and there...

It only runs sideways when she is sitting on you in some funky ass position. I think the sideways thing got started cause them Asian pussies are so much tighter, harder to get the ole shlong in there sometimes...

Check your PM.

LL

 

[Fire 23]

Lisa's been gone for a long time. When they remodeled and upgraded the place, it became apparent that she had no actual massage ability beyond painful skin twisting, and that most of her business was men coming in for pipe cleaning.

I've talked to her on the phone (as well as possible with her pidgin English) , and she's adamant that she's done with "boom boom" and all affiliated activities.

 

[Latise J]

I said the exact same thing on another board. I forgot where just now. Check my history if interested. It was not long ago. As many times as I have been to an AMP I still do not know always when it is best to tip. Different schools of thought on that. Take care all.