Massage Parlor Reports

[digitalcameras]

Was in town and visited Supra last Sunday. Rang the bell and the door cracks open an inch, then the mamasan lets me in and immediatly into a room and asks for the house fee. I gave it to her without counting it and asked if Suzie was there, hoping to avoid "Have you been here before" kind of questions. She said yes and left and a few minutes later a girl cracks the door an inch, looks around, then comes in. We eventually leave for a shower and same thing--cracks the door an inch and looks out before we leave the room. Don't know why all the peeking. I never saw anyone else (girl or customer) the whole time I was there.

Had the shower, then back to the room for very light massage and vanilla suck and fuck. No attention paid at any time to asshole, no offer at any time to let me fool with any of her parts (and I didn't push it, since I'd rather have the girl be comfortable about what she's doing). Don't know if I actually got Suzie. She was petite, cute, tight body, long hair, nice rack. From descriptions below it could as easily have been Ruby. I didn't ask, since I was pretending I'd been there before.

Went back on Tuesday and no response to ringing the bell. Reading the recent reviews I now see why.

Thanks to everybody for the info, directions, descriptions. You guys are lucky to have this kind of stuff in town. Will check here again if I ever get back to DC.

 

[Elora D]

I did it once back in the day at Royal and wasn't happen with the outcome. The main event was big let down in the end as the one gal didn't do a thing, just watch. Maybe some attention to the boys or rimming would of been nice, but no. Wouldnt do it again period!

 

[verms55]

Got work off early and decided to go AMP in DC before going home. Called the number provided from the BP and she said come on by. Rang the doorbell and went upstairs, greeted by a very old MMS. She took me to a room then a woman in 40's came in. I said to myself, I came all the way to see old women. So I told her if I can choose a diff. Girl. She said no, they are taken so I left. Some another girl told me on the out that come back later when things get a little busy. Thanks, yeah right.

 

[Johnny Rocket]

It does appear that something is going on. Another place that I would rate as "OK" has had their phone disconnected. A rendezvous by the establishment resulted in no one answering the door. A quick drive to another address in Georgetown gave the same result.

OG

 

[Bloke501]

There is a difference between fantasy and real life after all.

I do, in fact, take no more in than I intend to spend but the hourly rate has increased so that amount had to increae as well.

My whole point in what I have been saying about pricing is to not overtip from the de facto standard of the day - that is what I really mean in all this.

In any case, it just makes no sense to pay out more than is required for anything! When you see the dentist do you ofer them an extra $20 or $40 just because...? Do you tip the cashier at Wendy's?

Same idea. How about the cashier at Macys? How much over the asked price do you give her?

JJ

 

[ColeT]

I visited Supra very recently. After the 4 floor hike past the Seer and the Inker, I met mammasan and she introduced me to Yoko, a pretty little Japanese spinner with A cups, soft skin, pretty feet, but crooked teeth.6 for the house and $ for the tip. Had a nice TS and pretty good massage. Went away very happy. Would repeat but I think I might try something closer first.

AD

 

[WOAH its me!]

There is usually someone hanging out in front of the club. I'm not sure why but that's the case. If you do the 'block walk' like I usually do, you can come down the driveway on the other side of the block, passing the parking garage on your right side and get a look at everything prior to ringing the bell. Spidey sense usually works well but sometimes it's a little off. This just gives a good look around in case we have some LE floating around.

Speaking of LE, I'm wondering (yeah curiosity killed the cat...) are any of the bums hanging out/sleeping in the park across the street from 14th st ULE? There's times that I will have a few road sodas and I'm wondering if they could be detrimental to the hobby?

Just wondering

Cabbie!

 

[Channy]

Went by 14k yesterday, saw Rose. As usual, very professional! I did manage to see another really cute girl on my way out, might ask for her next time. I think that it's the best place I've been. Will repeat! Be safe everyone!

 

[Aurora150]

Not for me! Seems like a good way to catch something nasty! Sort of like sucking another man's dick by proxy too.

However if that is your thing, have at it!

JJ

 

[Matty]

It is best to go when they are open rather than when they are closed.

Showing a picture (or several pictures) of dead American statesmen should get you anything you want.

Actually, I always go right after they open and take ONLY $160 in there with me.

This advice applies to all of the available places (and the unavailable ones too).

JJ

 

[Smooch Bat]

Been a while since I've been there but my favorite UTR place has some new talent. Well known seniors (as in well known to me) can PM for details.

Lax

 

[Mirah]

Hey Scott, don't mind the other guys. I'll answer your questions since you're sooooo lazy to do the legwork yourself.

1. "Where is STAR?" It's in the DMV.
2. "I don't know where it is exactly." I'll put a GPS homing device in their toilet for you to track.
3. "I don't know what it is exactly." It's actually a front for first round tryouts for American Idol. So get your singing voice tuned.
4. "Do these appointments have to be setup ahead of time?" Depends on the size of your c**k. If it's small, they know the tryout won't last too long. So it's no waste on their time for you to walk in, and walk out 10 seconds later. If you're pretty longwinded, you need to set an appointment at least 3 months in advance.

If you don't believe a word I say above, then do your own homework to tell me all this is B.S. Otherwise, for all you know, it's all true!

P.S. Scott, in case you haven't figured it out, nobody is telling you jack **it because you only posted 1 post, and it's a posting of, "Help me! I'm a dweeb who's too lazy to do anything and stupid to figure things out!" When you're able to do things on your own (because there's plenty of historical info in here going back for a few years for you to research ON YOUR OWN) and post some of your exploits here, then people might be more willing to be friendlier with you.

Peace!

 

[Pompal 09.]

Thanks!

I will file the review upon my return later today.

JJ

 

[Philip]

Went to an old place that has re-opened lately. Met a young girl named Ho-ba? Or O-pa, can't be sure. Her English is weak and my Korean nearly non-existent. Tried everything next to begging but couldn't get everything; just a HJ. She says no everything any more. Not sure if this is across the board but I don't have enough data. I guess I TOFTT. Still .6 for the hour plus more for college tuition. Hopefully will have better news next visit.

Stay safe

 

[Nazar]

Made a foray downtown DC last week. Devastated that 1333 was closed. Any word on what happened and IF they might reopen?

Went to 1829 3rd floor. Need to exercise more. Have only had so-so experience there- this was no different. No shower and $$$ demanded up front. Very quick in and out in less than 15 minutes.

When will the good ones be back?

 

[erika dion]

Having been to DT and 1413K across from Archibalds I was wondering if there are any places in DC that have "floor beds" in the spas. In Jessup, MD there is one I enjoy where they have them as well as the standard massage tables. Everytime the mamasan tried to put me in a room with a spa table I asked her for a "bed on the floor" room. She always smiles and gives me what I want. YES I have RTFF and I have never noticed anyone mention them. The rooms I have gotten at DT and 1413K have always been standard spa tables. I just like the room and comfort a floor bed allows.

 

[PETER14]

Tried out Herndon Therapy. Only one therapist available, an older provider named Yuni. Her look was not my personal preference, but she worked hard to satisfy. Service and prices were standard (60/40).

 

[loz]

Had a great visit today at a popular Dupont Circle area spa. I hadn't been there for a while but things seemed to have not change much, the rooms were clean and comfortable, the staff attentive and pleasant.

My therapist provided a fantastic massage. She was very skilled, knew exactly what she was doing, working out all the kinks leaving me relaxed and with a smile on my face.

Time seemed never to really be a factor as my hour ran long, she even gave me a pedicure before leaving, very sweet!

Very highly recommended, PMs welcome.

MnV

 

[confusedlady.]

But it's too damn cold for me to walk down there now for anything less than my long departed gift from heaven Lauren, or my equally absent Korean pornstar Linda. Oh for days of yore!

Whatever is going on at Happiness/Royal, it will likely be short-lived. I read the entire block is scheduled for demolition in '07, including that DC landmark The Waffle Shop. Cryin shame.

 

[Apple OF Royality]

Aye!

I remember when LL hit his 1kth post, and he has more than doubled my # of posts since lol!