Massage Parlor Reports

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It depends on what you mean by light. DC LE has just put more priority on eliminating SWs because of all the problems related to them, i.e. crack, crime, etc. Anyone who knows about how things have changed since the Marion Barry days, about the SW parade across the 14th st bridge, knows what I am talking about. Years ago, I knew the cop that dealt with SWs in his area and he other cops hated SWs. When and if the AMPs cross a certain line (like bothering neighbors), DC LE moves on it.

 

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Went there on a Wednesday and was met by Hana. She and I talked a little and while we were talking, she told me not to go Next door anymore...Said something about they are having trouble? I'm not sure if its just a business thing or if Royal is really having trouble but I think I will stay away from the DC AMP scene for a little until I know what's really going on.

Anyways, back to Hana. She was very average in the face and body was a little chubby but fine. TS was very thorough and back in the room, wanted the tip upfront. That was a little awkward but whatever. She was very enthusiastic, lots of noise and we ended in CG after CBJ, and Missionary.

One note, during missionary, she apparently knows how to tighten on purpose and was squeezing mini me quite a few times. Very good if anyone knows what I'm talking about. Other than that, left pleased.

 

[H.O.P.P.E.R.]

N2,

You are a funny guy. To explain things a bit, most cops are under-educated and could not construct a proper English sentence to save their souls.

Additionally it seems that you are posting a lot of crap just to increase your post count. Could this perhaps be an attempt to raise your post count, reach senior status, and thereby accrue some credibility that you don't really deserve? Who knows. Stay tuned.

Or perhaps you are just using coke and/or bored.

LexLuther

 

[Andrew]

Me too. I'm a big fan and I want to call you too! Perhaps we could go to the movies and dinner at a French Restaurant?

 

[blackoutparty111]

Does anyone know if the AMP on new york ave is open? I went there last Thursday and the usual lady came outside and told me to call them first, called Saturday and she told me to call back Sunday which I did but they didn't pick up, I read on this thread many AMPs for closed I hope this one is not, Does anyone knows anything about it?

 

[Claire D]

As far as I have heard, NOPE!

 

[Laurie C]

If the previous AMPs were making so little money ? , why were there so many girls working at AMPs from 2000 - 2007 ? .

If their situation was so vile as for them to leave broke almost every week , why did they have so much quality and variety back then ?. It still makes no sense . There's a saying , " When the ship sinks , the rats are the first to flee " .

You have to understand , these girls come here with a goal " To make money " and when their attemps to make money is shaken up or interrupted , like LE busts for example , they get scared and run away until the situation simmers down . Which I think gives us the answer to why the quality is faltering .

Thats why I say it's just a matter of time

Things WILL get better .

 

[Jennifer B]

I wonder if this is the same coco from supra. I know she was there several months back --like last fall I think. She was bossy and the service was mediocre. See my post of 11/18/06 in this forum. I think she also went be 'sara' at one point.

 

[coopersj2002]

I did not see the first listing post so forgive me if this is a duplicate.

I tried my first AMP in DC recently. I went to jasmine and could not seal the deal. Here's what happened. Went to the back door and knocked on the door. No answer to I rang the bell. After what seemed like a minute or two MMS let me in a brought me to an attractive "therapist" who led me to a therapy room and shut the door. I loosened my shirt, took off my shoes, undid my belt and was met by another attractive "therapist". She informed me that we needed to switch rooms, grabbed my shoes and led me down the hall 4 doors. I thought it was odd that I was placed in the original room as it appeared to be a changing room (bras and women's cloths hanging on the wall). Once in the second room the therapist asked me if this was my first time there and I acknowledged it was. It was quiet for a minute and the she told me it was.6 for a one hour massage with a $ tip. After reading the posts I figured that a massage with HR would be a tip of.4, not 1.0. I also learned from previous posts that one should not bring more that they intend to spend so I only brought 1.3 (is that not enough? ). I asked if I could get a simple massage for a tip of.4 and the answer was returned. No, $. I explained that I only brought a.7 tip and she explained the accepted credit cards. I am definitely not using a credit card in this situation so I buttoned and tucked my shirt, tightened my belt and explained it was not going to work out. I was expecting a change in her demeanor but she was only to eager to let me be on my way.

Can somebody give me some advice on communicating / negotiating with these people and / or bring me back to reality on AMP rates.

 

[71cooldude]

I got one too that I haven't had a chance to reply to, since I like to check for past posts to see if people are legit. Looks like I don't need to check now, although by the time I get to my PM's, I'll only be reinforcing the RTFF rule. Wheee!

 

[~o0o~]

That's just the way Supra operates. 30 minutes is the limit. I have received good service (as much as 30 minutes would allow) but I have yet to see anything beyond average in terms of looks.

 

[China Man]

Found myself calling Supra the other day, the other week, and got a strange message that the customer has requested their phone be disconnected. Okayy... Well, I got there, in the middle of the day, and they were open. Asked if the Japanese girl was available. Asked for her by name. Mamasan got tripped up, I think intentionally, on the name. B/c then I ask for the JApanese girl, and she says ok. I don't think it registered in her, so I ask for who is there, she says one Korean, one Chinese, one Japanese. I then ask again for the Japanese. By this time I am in the back room. She said only 1 is available. And in comes the Korean.

Well, I wasn't too impressed with myself and how i handled the situation, or with the incoming girl. But we said our hellos, and then she went off into the other room. While getting undressed, and having already paid I decided that things are getting off already to a bad start, so I better turn this ship around if I wanted to enjoy myself.

So I did. Switched my attitude. There is something pretty liberating with having a girl of average looks. My actions are bolder. Probably should be like that when in the presence of the really pretty girls as well, but I get intimidated by their looks, sometimes. So anyway, my attitude switched and it made the session 1000% more enjoyable, and she responded positively, in kind.

But she had in her mind how long everything should take for me, and when I went past that, she would yell at me in Korean. Which isn't always pleasant, but in her case it was cute.

After the main event, she is massaging me, and I get to massaging her. That always goes over well.

If you want more details than my little moral about changing one's own attitude, then you can pm, if you have a history unlike some of our fellow LEO's on this board.

 

[Sunshine!]

Edited

I visited Vermont recently (within 3. 5 weeks- I never post exact dates of my visits but the girl is still there and the experience will likely be the same for you as it was for me). My personal age falls within the range of 30-45. As most of you know, Vermont is a simple R&T establishment. Most people look down on this because they don't really care about the massage elements at all (or that much). Instead, they are there purely for as many extras as possible and that's fine. Many other people go just for a good massage and a good and safe finish (without needing or wanting many extras) and that is where I fall. One good thing about the limited menu is that Vermont is more immune to closing than other places that provide more. I imagine it will outlast several locations with less discretion.

The exact location of Vermont is not hard to find [search on this forum, keyword "Vermont" or on CL under keyword "Vermont"]. (202)628-1948 is the phone number. The location is very clean and very safe for D. C. There are two girls worth seeing there nowadays. Katie is the most reviewed on therapist on these forums and with good reason- she's more attractive than the other girls there (and younger). An hour is 80 and that seems pretty steep, but you can get away with either 40 or 60 for a tip (although they prefer 60). The massage there is usually better than Maryland locations (I. E. Silk, Lily's, BT etc.), 7 to 8 out of 10 depending on who you get. Transitions are by and large seamless without much discussion over tip (unlike Rainbow, for instance) and going top down is not unusual. It's their discretion whether or not they remove anything for you rather than a universal service. Finish is standard or Russian always and I have never asked for more.

It's a pretty simple location to describe as it is the stereotypical NoVa style R&T, except it's in D. C.

 

[skywise012000]

Went down to 14k. Hadn't been there in over a year (knee surgery. So I had been stayin local over in Dulles area with some local providers that I know, both AMP and reg prov's). KNee good now, can stand the hard service of some of those massage tables for doggie. Saw this lady named PHeobi, I think thats what she told me. 14k use to be my ATF along with the old Eye Street place, but anyway typical situation, mama saw me in, took the $. 6 and I just usually take who's ever available. This one was nice and the TS was nice, I got my feel on in the shower and she laff'd but in the room, fireworks shot. Half way decent massage, on the flip I grabb the tits and suck 'them, she bends over and I grab the butt. Anyway, the only thing I don't like about AMPs is that I allways get "take it easy", I am like, I don't have time to take it easy, 1hr flies when you are having time, so I have to go for broke, ended in standup canine and she grunted like crazy and had a wicked look on her face, but all is good. Aaaaaaahhh, my fisrt DC AMP in over a year was niiiccce, Any1 know what happen Tysons AAMP, near toll road, and city bus stop/gannet building, had 589 or 98 number?

Thanx

 

[iLoveMusic!!]

Just in time for the Tea Parties across the country...good job Jackson! Unfortunately for the party attendees, I don't think they would want any of this guy's tea...even if it's being dumped in Boston harbor.

May he get teabagged into eternity in his own little world...

 

[Candy Hearts]

I have to agree with GingerM


You're screwing it up for the rest of us. The product is starting to improve because mongers are willing to put a little more into it, and you want to go back to old pricing? Its 2011, the 90s were twenty years ago. Then again, that probably explains why were getting 40 year old providers because you're sticking to the same price of old.

Twenty year old in 1990 is getting a $100 so same provider twenty years later at 40 gets $100. Makes sense now.

 

[GUERA33]

Jaggy - ROTFLMAO Glad you made the distinction...about the ROD, that is!

Double 5¢,
Great call. The R.O.D. thread is there so we can "bookmark" those indispensable reviews. I have several (like four) unanswered PMs for addresses of AMPs. They are unanswered because I don't have time to look the shit up myself. So if you sent me, or somebody else, a PM asking for an AMP address, consider the question answered.

Go to DC all topics, look down the list to find the reviews of Distinction, and follow your nose from there. If that is too hard to do, then we can pretty well figure you wouldn't know what to do with an address if we gave it to you on a silver platter, wrapped in a box, with a red bow on it.

BTW, many of the phone numbers may have changed after Black Wednesday.

Hawkeye,
Check your PMs, I have an alternative suggestion for you!!

JJ,
Be creative now; you sure do have the right idea with that web of lust© thing!! LOL

LL

"web of lust" ©2007 Jake Jj 1492

 

[Balmy Pete]

Go ahead and retire Dr. Pussy. It's not like you'll be missed as you're clearly an idiot. Being an idiot is the only thing that makes your posts mildly entertaining.

Everybody here knows what standard rates are, and you complain that you aren't given a 25% discount. Ummm, sorry, but discounts are not common place here...especially to people with an attitude like yours. And, if you go to the worst AMP in town, you shouldn't expect much...but you were actually treated better than most at M.

Enjoy your retirement...

 

[D-Tes]

Hi,

his is my first post in here and not that good one. Yesterday I visited a dealer and a known dealer in the car showrooms area on 7. The dealer had flu which I didnt know at the beginning and started the sale and also the dealer started to sneeze all over me. I got the hell outta there.

 

[Nabeel]

I second JJ, as well. Great review with lots of brio. Welcome and thanks for the intel. I've pretty much retired from the scene, but after reading that review, I'm tempted.