Massage Parlor Reports

[MHMCHH]

I find a majority of AMPS will ask for the house fee up front, (I always give the house fee to the provider and not the mamasan), and take the service fee or tip at the end of the session. (moreso, if you are a steady customer). I usually turn down proposals when they ask for all the money upfront, but it is pretty difficult to get out of a deal when they collect the fee up front and then after you agree on the level of service they ask for their tip up front. When you walk out on this arrangement you could lose .6. You will also find that when they want all the money up front you will usually get bad service. That is why they want it all up front because they know they can't provide quality service.

 

[I do care!]

All these postings on Orange is equal to all the postings of 14K before it went down. A girl couldn't break wind there without it being posted here. Then it was padlocked.

We get it, we know what it is like now.

I think discretion is a virtue.

 

[Shallow Abyss]

Maybe I'm being a Debbie Downer, but does anyone else find it kind of sad that Bebe is now one of the top girls in DC? I mean, there's nothing wrong with her but she's been working in DC for the past few years, notably at Sun (under a different name, she isn't the infamous Bebe) and Gold (now Star) and nobody ever gave her such stellar reviews before.

Meanwhile, when the DC spas were closed a couple of months ago, I expanded my horizon to Asian escort agencies like Sky Forever just west of DC and they are rotating some really hot girls that are all new faces on a regular basis.

Hopefully DC goes back to the old days where Bebe is just an average girl and the real hotties get the outstanding reviews. But for now I'm enjoying the escort agencies.

 

[Dr. N. Das]

If she was black, that was probably Salomeh (Solomon). If she was Hispanic, there was a Jackie there a while back who I've been trying to find again.

If it was someone else, then I'm interested, because I'd love to try someone new there.

 

[Cowgirl_Power]

Went twice to the joint with the dark red doors in the alley near the construction site and the building that is home to the National Center for the Education of Retarded Children (I think).
First encounter: Saturday morning around noon. Mamasan sent me to Room 6 near the door. Attendant was Michelle. Older than I like but did not seem to be anyone's grandmother and she still had her own teeth though her boobies were fake and not the best in the business either.
The TS was pretty damn good. I kept telling her, however, that no matter how hard she tried she probably wouldn't get little Jimmie to throw a load cuz it takes a lot more action than was being given at the time to do the trick.
The massage back in Room 6 was an overwhelming mediocre. The SEE BEE JAY was a lot less than stellar. The EFF ESS was AW-RIGHT. I'd say the buck-six-oh I dropped was worth it only because I had never popped in her before and I get the satisfaction that I will not pop in her again.
Episode 2: A Sunday afternoon a week or two later. Mamasan did not recognize me from the week before and quizzed me several times whether or not I had been there before. She did not believe me and had me wait in the cubby hole with the televisions. It was fun watching the alley on the CCTV... especially when other jacks were coming upto the door to be buzzed in... Mamasan finally had me go to Room 6 (AGAIN). I was greeted by Kay. She looked ok. Not the prettiest K-girl I have met but certainly not the worst. She was about the same age as Michelle but better looking. Her fake boob job was better then Michelle's. She looked like there was a little Chinese thrown into the mix. Her TS was excellent. Her BEE JAY was very fooking gudt. In fact I may have to say it was outstanding. Her ball licking and shaft humming techniques were key. All of this was done without the raincoat. She then put the sleeve on a proceeded to give one of the best SEE BEE JAYS I have received at a KMP in Chocolate City. The EFF ESS was a little better than OK. The buck sixty dropped on her was worth it but would still like another floozie to spank the next time I go through those dark red doors.

 

[shuay]

Anyone know what the deal is with 1413 today?

I just walked by and the gate is slightly open.

 

[Know It All]

Well it can basically mean 2 things:

1) She's a stupid ***** or

2) She already has 'something', so she doesn't care whether YOUR disease free or not because she's already screwed in that department.

 

[Caron]

Ah, but, the condoms, syringes, AND the piss could come from those who were not allowed in when they pushed the buzzer! The slippery slope...dude gets upset, pisses everywhere, fucks anything that moves, then shoots up so he can forget whatever he just fucked in the back alley.

Seriously though, it's a ridiculous argument. From what I've seen, an AMP in a neighborhood discourages other crimes because there is more activity. The kinds of crimes that they try to make some connection to happen were the streets are either undeveloped or the neighborhood businesses are closed for the night.

 

[cArTeR]

I prefer f/s,but if I wanted a HJ with a personal touch(no pun intended) I'd offer more than just a HJ donation.

 

[waq4500]

Love tractor and Readerx or any of the pundits,

I drove by the building yesterday. If I found easy parking I was going to go in for 30 minutes as I was bit rushed. No parking around so I moved on. I will try again tomorrow. Is there a name or sign indicating the floor and door #. I saw a tattoo shop next to the main door. Correct building right?

Thank you

Vitrea

 

[Nora]

You keep saying that... is that like some sort of positive reinforcement? Because you know that shit doesn't really work - but it is kind of funny when you see people walking down the street mumbling repetitive phrases to themselves.

"I know the game well, I know the game well, I know the game well, I know the game well, I know the game well, I know the game well, I know the game well, I know the game well..."

and maybe one day you will.



Benchseats Rock

 

[j_ody]

They shut down the Black Angus, yet they let the Chupacabra run free.

 

[horsegirl101]

1. Star Spa
2. Bebe
3. Unreal!
4. "PM if you need details"

 

[Elissa]

Well do not feel like you have to respond to my questions, did not mean to ruffle sensitive feathers. Did read Forum but only a few months and found no topic, but let us all be polite after [blue][Deleted by Admin][/blue] and my name could be Dexter!

The question was asked caused it was offered in my last visit as an upsell

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[DayiTh!nkz Bill ist Sexxi]

Very good explanation and I bow to your Economic ferver. However, my alternative to the 2nd factor is porn... It's cheaper, more varietal and I can choose my style!

But, I will say that your explanation trumps mine!

Van

 

[blueegg90]

I had an M street facing room as well. I sincerely hope not. It would hurt both customers and providers and not help anyone at all.

 

[Pompal 09.]

Sorry for the multiple posts, I am still learning. Does anyone know the where the Carriage House is? I don't think I've ever seen it in the paper.

 

[R-U-B]

You may be suave but are also a fool if you spent more than a TOTAL of $160 in there!

Are you too arrogant to understand that or just too stupid to comprehend it?

Again - NEVER take more than $160 into these places!!! NEVER!!!

NEVER spend more than $160 in these places NO MATTER WHAT!!

PAY ATTENTION!!! NEVER MORE THAN $160!!

JJ

 

[thatlaurengirl]

Ok, yes I'm the newbie, yes I'm new to the area, apologies if my information was too vague and if I asked a question on a public forum so by all means get your holiday frustrations out and flame on. But at least I reviewed. And the place was nice and the provider was also nice and friendly. Mid 30s. Ok body and mutual touching was allowed.

Despite the burns I hope yall have a happy New Year!

 

[Susan C]

I also felt there was something wrong with N2. One or two very senior members had something to say about me and others criticizing his English. Anyone with any brains could see that he was faking that. In fact N2 replied to my own criticism and in his reply his English was plu-perfect. Therefore I believe that N2 is guilty of what is known in some circles as dissembling. When a person does this, he/she normally does it to throw people off so that they can't figure out who or what the dissembler really is.

There is something very strange about our N2.

LexLuther