Massage Parlor Reports

[Aijaz]

New Place to me on R1 (S-1). I caught sign out of my right eye. I did a you-turn and parked in the parking lot. Went upstairs to place. Nice setup with doors on each room. Very nice looking lady spend 30 minutes and had a nice time.

I'll definitely go back for a longer stay with more benefits. Take care and be careful fellas.

 

[Janapix14]

The flight was interrupted by voices in the hallway. Our attention was drawn to the door to our room opened. A rabbit with a pocket watch in his hand came hopping thru. He was mumbling something about being "late for a very important date." And then, as suddenly as she appeared, a wave of her wand, a flash of sparkling fairy dust, and both the rabbit and Tinkerbell were gone.

Wendy immediately barred the door with a chair and turned around. She and I locked eyes, she came to me, we embraced. She kissed me playfully, sucking at my lips, and occasionally lightly French kissing me. When she had my full attention. She pulled back and made a show of being scorned. She knew of my infatuation and trysts with Tinkerbell. "I think she is gone now," was her comment, with more of a hint of satisfaction than sadness in her voice.

As is confirmed repeatedly on these pages, the best actress wins! I must say she stayed in character and played the scorned lover right thru to our last goodbye kiss in the hallway as I exited. It was fun. I received, over our entire time together:

• Completely confirmed accusations of my infidelity
• Complaints bemoaning the long time between my visits
• My excuse about her always being "busy" was regarded with suspicion
• ill founded comments that I loved Tinkerbell more...
• And more I love you's to pierce the heart more thoroughly.

I love it when they act possessive; guess it reminds me of [post=502032]Nogi[/post].

Most would describe our 80 minutes together as a true GFE. My only comment to that is I wish I had a girlfriend that would do the shit to me that Wendy does. OMFG. I do believe she enjoyed the massage I gave her almost, but not quite, as much as I enjoyed the one she gave me.

I left her presence a completely satisfied man. The automatic thought of stopping by TBWNN before returning to reality came, and went, almost with a hint of disgust, in a nanosecond. I was at the top of the mountain, I need to bask in the afterglow, because there is no higher peak.

And then I was off, Neverland rapidly receding in the distance, carried by a pungent cloud of earthy smoke. And I woke up here, writing this last line. Is Neverland a real place, or is it just fantasy?

Hope you enjoyed my fantasy,
LoveLOS

 

[James Q]

Hey LL,

Thanks for the reply yea I felt like such an Ass because after I sent out that question about abbreviations.. what was the first thing I see on the top. Yeah yeah. On a happier note I am glad to hear that I was not the only one whose little captain got an alcohol bath! Have a great day everyone.

YOU ARE DOING GODS WORK... If God was a horn dog !!!!

 

[Me Fornever]

I went by Supra tonight and asked for a lineup. The mamasan was not the one LL saw, but she was nice and friendly enough. I got a choice of three different ones, all acceptable to me. I chose Suzie, although Happy looked nice, too. We had a very good conversation. She was so enjoyable that I'd love to chat with her again.

 

[Kelsey Ann]

20.00 one way or 35.00 round trip.

I have used them many times.

 

[HOT GUY CON]

Nobody is trying to raise prices. People ((((members)))) here have complained about fat and ugly providers. Not the standards we were accustomed to prior to September 2006. For many here the debates about your paying $.60 for something that can't even get a job in another city ((((that's a fact)))). Some are obviously okay once the ASS is in the air just hit it. Others here enjoy the hobby. It's the same in any way of life. You can keep going to the store and buying the day-old bread it's your choice and your money. For me I'll pay more for the warm shit straight out of the oven.

There used to be a saying maybe you remember it?
You get what you pay for.

 

[Godfather]

a full service AMP providing generous helpings of stress release and relaxation! Heaven forbid Jasmine is an actual, legit massage parlor. That's the last thing I want to see!

 

[Doodlestuff]

There are a few of us on here who are just itching for an argument and it should be obvious who those people are. Just let the assholes have the last word and drop it because that kind of person will never give in no matter how logical or reasonable your argument may be.

So - like many have said many times before - don't feed the trolls!

As for you that fit that mold - and you know who you are - know that I will not post any reply to any of your flames about this post. Feel free to fire away! You will forever be just plain wrong and arrogant.

JJ

 

[gosam777]

I decided to celebrate my seven year MP anniversary with a trip last Thursday night to my usual spot. I am not usually a night guy usually an afternoon guy. I got there about 730pm and mamasan escorted me to my least favorite room – bad omen. When gissel (? ) showed up (had her about 4 months ago – a little heavier than I like), I knew it was time to walk. Same old problem, quality has been up and down and lately it is down. Mamasan told be to come back in 20min, new girl would be available.

So I walked down the street and visited a place that has been talked about in these pages frequently and recently. I had been there before, about 3 times, but had not been there in about a year.

I was met by friendly mamasan, she asked if I had been there before and I said not for a while. She seemed ok with it and then she escorted me to a room that I had been in before (and liked – I felt my luck was changing). Then my date showed up. Wow, definitely a quality girl, something that I have not seen in about 9 months. She was very friendly. TS was good, not great, (but ok since it was my first time with her). She gave me mouthwash (even though I use breath strips) so I started to think about LL’s comment. Back to the room, she left and I left tip on table (and a few cinnamon breathe strips, better than mint).

Massage started and was really good. She started on the legs (which was different) and moved up. When she got to the back, she was really in good form (did I mention that it was a really good message). She cracked my back a few times and spent a lot of time on my neck and head (the good massage just turned into a great message). Then the party started.

Naked light massage all over, kissing up and down my whole back. Flipped into more light massage and then a BBBJ (my luck was just starting to pick up). I thought I was going to blow so I offered her a massage which she accepted. She had a great body, tan all over. Nice curves. So getting back to the mouthwash, I did a little DATY (which is not usual for me). She loved it and wanted it for a long time (at least I couldn’t tell if she was faking). I was great. After that, I got a CBJ to put the cover on and went to mish. Then I flipped her to a dog. After some time there, she sat up, pushed me back and started a CG, alternating between kneeling and squatting. After that, we reversed ends of the table (since my head was where my feet are suppose to be – and the pillow is at the other end) and we started a rev CG. I told her to come on back a little. And into my all time favorite position (I don’t know what to call it, rev cg leaning back with her arms supporting her). I finished quickly after that.

Then the best part (well almost), was just beginning, She spun around and kept going making sure every last bit was drained out. The she just laid there hanging out, rubbing and kissing all over. Wow, this one is a keeper. So I used the opportunity to start some info gathering. She said that she had only been there a week and had been in the home county for about a year and a half. She used to work at the happy place (so I showed her my VIP card which I still carry – last time there was July 06 according to my filled up VIP card which I never got to use before they closed! ). She thought she recognized me from happy, but I told her my last girl friend worked at next door. She was friendly, great attitude, great body, and a really party girl. She wanted me to come back soon, which I definitely will.

 

[P V]

Yeah, went driving to find something and checked by 617, mattresses, nightstands, etc. out front in a pile. I did recognize the queen size as being from the first room up the stairs--lots of good times there.

New World has been torn down for what is probably condos, Neverland is closed right? I never went there, but was my backup plan (hate the tourists), place by MCI closed. Downtown on Vermont closed--yet I keep looking for the 'OPEN" sign.

I drove to Green once, but couldn't find parking that I was comfortable with, but might try again because of recent reviews.

Some BSW about, but not my cup of tea.

This is just pathetic.

 

[S. Parkmen]

In another town and in another time I was a regular at Tampa spa. This place didn't open until early afternoon on Sundays. I asked why and the girls told me that on Sunday they would often go to a Westshore Ave restaurant for brunch. Since that was the only time they really had "off" when they were working, they liked doing that.

Well, the light bulb came on in my big head (as well as in my little head) and I offered to treat the girls to brunch next time they wanted to go. They agreed! I was their hero.

But before we could make that happen, LE made one of their "inspections" and in the wake of that several of the girls quickly left town as they didn't have the required licenses.

Oh well...

 

[RipCity]

Quote:

The big problem with AMPs is the same problem you have with anything in this country which relates to men, women, and their attitudes toward each other. Due to our pilgrim forebears, we have all inherited a most fucked up attitude toward sex. Americans are basically afraid of sex and of their own sexuality. They are also, incidentally, opposed to healthy fun and enjoyment.

At different periods in our history (the 60's for example) various movements have arisen which have tried to oppose these unfortunate attributes of our national character. But eventually they were all doomed to failure. It's no accident that the only place to enjoy a natural massage with perhaps a happy ending is an AMP. Asians, in my experience, have the healthiest attitudes toward how one leads a happy and healthy life.

I wish that those of us who love and enjoy AMPs would rise up and lobby for the acceptance of these establishments which provide a much needed outlet for our natural need for pleasure and sexual release.

LexLuther

I do not post here very often but I do read this forum everyday. I saw the review on the news, and I must confess I am beggining to get worried about this. When one AMP gets busted, the others are sure to ollow sooner or later. I don't want to be a fatalistc bastard, but I am simply worried that another black wednsday might be making its way to D. C, our sanctuary of fun and pleasure. I totally agree with you Lex, our women (Western) simply have too many issues, they are lacking in feminity, attitude, and everything else we men have always looked for in them, which is why we find ourselves visiting AMPs, it is the only way that we can be with women that truly know how to please a man and make him happy. From my numerous 2 year experiences with AMP's and personal relationships with Asian women, I can say that these women are TRUE WOMEN, they know how to please you and make you happy, they have something that Western women are lacking. A HEART! I really hope that anther black wednsday doesn't come our way again. I really hope not.

 

[Stacey]

Just havin some fun. Hope you all do too.

 

[Georgina]

Tried Mist, tried Sky today. Both were closed. The whole building at sky is closed, as a matter of fact. Ended up at Jasmine.

Saw Suzie. Suzie's cute, nice bod, and most important to me, she's got spunk! I love it when they talk back. It makes the whole thing more friendly.

She's a keeper. Wish she'd give up the fake moans, unless they are real. But they weren't real, so just give it up! I may ask her to do that next time.

I'll repeat. Not sure when, but eventually.

 

[Stephbiatchxxx]

I checked it out yesterday. It's OK. 'Nuff said. All the banter about LE monitoring this board has the effect of stifling any substantive discussion.

I used to think we lived in a 'free society'. But now I know better. We live in a 'surveillance society'. It's supposed to keep us safe, but in exchange for freedom and privacy.

Actually we've lost it all. We've lost our freedom and privacy and we're not safe either.

Perhaps I'm too timid. More power to the braver ones.

 

[ebonyqueen]

I hit 1333 Conn. Ave./Dupont Therapy for the first time yesterday. Maybe I should have RTFF more closely, but what's with the 4 flights of rickety stairs in that place?

Anyway, I huffed and puffed my way up and was greeted by the mamasan wearing an apron.- she was cooking something in the kitchen at the time.

I liked the layout of the place as it felt like a real apartment apart from the shower room.

I drew Jennifer. Older, probably 35, attractive, a bit thin and lanky, unenhanced but with fantastic nips! A bit businesslike which was probably not helped by my somewhat uncommunicative mood yesterday.

On the way to the shower I spotted someone more to my liking but was too shy to ask who it was: Short, kinky, curly hair, tan, probably also 35 but cute.

I would go back if I could see that woman.

Anyway, average session, asked for tip first and I gave $1.2 and things were off with normal service with a bare minimum of fake lovey-dovey stuff.

Not the worst I've ever had but not the best either. And after the session, there was no attempt to run out the clock for the full hour.- I thought I took too long but my whole visit was under 42 minutes.

YMMV!

 

[Guyanese Student]

MMS said they ore relocating to NOVA.

 

[ibeaver]

I did notice and I do think you are paranoid!

There is nothing wrong with a newbie having a nice session and then reviewing on it!

Good reviews!

JJ

 

[Kitty kat]

Seasoned? Why don't you post some great information about your call girls and experiences? yeah.

(and BTW, who the fuck were clients 1 thru 8?!)

 

[babygirlbrunnett52]

I noticed Rio advertising in the Post last week so I stopped by. It was open, same mamasan as before. I had a good time I'd like to see them stay open for a while so I'll spare further details. Trusted Seniors can PM for more info.

XS