Massage Parlor Reports

[Shaji K]

Yeah, it's true in my opinion that S of E doesn't have the best lookers. But what they lack in looks they make up for in great service. I'll have to agree, dining at the Y is pretty good there too.

 

[John L]

Like Dire Wolf I carry a wallet with cash,dl registration insurance info in case I get stopped.I've never had anything stolen.I leave debit and credit cards at home.They might have the necessary computer skills to get your info off of them.

 

[TWIGGY2]

I'm sincerely NOT trying to simply be proven right here, but I've been telling all of you for some time now that increases in fees would happen. Whether you like it or not. Especially considering the higher fees everyone ELSE in the country have been paying for quite a few years now.

And, now you are seeing it. What, did you think DC was immune? Pleeez... We've traditionally had the best scene in the Nation. You don't think you're going to PAY for that?

As I've said numerous times before, we've been paying the same rates for over 20 years now. TWENTY. There is no where else in the WORLD that happens. Remember the grand times and consider yourself lucky.

I haven't mongered in DC for some time now so, in your anger, don't try to attribute the rise in prices to me. I've always held the line, even though I knew it was futile. AND, I tried to tell the board it was futile and to explain why. Few listened...or agreed. Well, now you are seeing it. No harm meant to any particular members but STFU. You need to be prepared to pay to play, or go the hell home. Again, no harm meant but it's as simple as that. I'm not made of money either but I DO understand simple economics. And as much as some on this board may complain about said economics, it doesn't CHANGE them, simply, and mainly, for the reason that, you are unable to CONTROL them. You want it? You pay. Or, you go home empty (or should I say full) handed. It's as simple as that. While we may have some very limited control over this, people who want the service will pay the price. We do not control this...THEY do. The sooner you understand that fact, the less disgruntled you'll be. Life's too short to be pissed and stressed over $20. Especially when the choice is on you to partake of the service and spend it or not.

Hard economic times are the best time to do this, from their perspective. There are fewer of them due to numerous factors (less business, less competition due to increased 'outside' pressure, etc). The clientele has shrunk somewhat due to the economy, however, they're still there, and there's fewer providers in business. Other localities are charging more and they have similar challenges. If you raise your rates, yes, you'll loose SOME clientele in the short term, however, you'll set a new standard for the area. And, as long as the price is on par with other areas and the service stays up to par, they'll come. And you KNOW they will...

Even the independents have increased their rates. Take a look around. Really. Show me one less than $$(minimum)-$$.5 and I'm telling you, she won't even come nowhere close to meeting most spa quality providers...she's probably a skank...fat, worn out, unattractive, or so trifling and unprofessional, you wouldn't want to deal with her. Not all...but most.

However, there are other, more inexpensive alternatives, should you decide the bar is set too high for your usual entertainment...note the fat, worn out unattractive, trifling, unprofessional skank mentioned above.

Buck up and suck it up...if you want to play the game.

 

[Angi]

I've been looking at the submissions around this area.

I get the feeling that a local high school has gotten the address of this forum. Lately, some of the posters seem a little juvenile.

 

[Fins+Wings{8 - 88}]

Her name is Pat, I had her a few weeks ago, she is pretty good. She does understand everything you say.

 

[Hawt Chiq]

I saw so many good reviews for MIST and SKY. I decided to go to MIST. First of all, this is the kind of AMP services that we used to have everywhere (NoVA and DC area. This is what I was missing for the last couple of months at Soft Touch, Peaches, etc.

I saw Judy. The young hot 26 years old girl. I can't say anything more than 'GREAT' service. If you are looking for the A to Z type of service, of course including, C and F and K and U (if you can see the order, you will see what I mean). Most of the AMP services in NoVA miss these alphabets. In NoVA AMPs, they only have other alphabets like H, E, or sometime B, J, but rarely see C and F and K and U type of service. If you know what I mean.

The only problem I ran into is that parking. I had to park 3 blocks away from the place. Going in wasn't an issue, coming out was an issue for me because my knees were so weak when I came out. 3-block walking can be an issue.

One other minor issue. I spent only about 30 minutes total, with TS, massage, and everything else. However, I didn't care how many minutes I was there. I got what I wanted and got the hell out.

There is one other thing that I don't like about this place, with the narrow spiral stair case, you see who is coming down and that person can see you are coming up. I don't really care about that either, but I don't like it and just to let you know.

Massage: 7 (not bad)

Face: 6+ (sorry, I have seen better)

Body: 7 (again, I have had better with other services)

Attitude: 9+ (she is a nice girl)

Senior members PM for details if you need more info.

Be safe out there.

My next stop => SKY

 

[ladypam60]

Yeah, realized that about two seconds too late. Girl's name would still help. PM if you need to.

Thanks.

 

[Remkade]

Damn. I guess the scam folks are out and about as much as they are with everything else. I just thought the shakedown with the homeless dudes "watching" your car was bad. Now this.

Many thanks for the heads up.

Everyone will have to be more careful.

Quality and respect will have to prevail. I admit I generally have a few beverages prior to visiting the spa. I'll have to either cut back or cut it out entirely.

Cabbie!

 

[Unpalalgarp]

fishing to see if a BBBJ from Lisa would be worth while. After all the comment was that Lisa has given BBBJ to about half the people on this board and I want to know if I should join the flock.

SO, now, can you answer my question? Is she worth the trip fr me to become one of the other half. How old is Lisa? Is she shapely or just too much shape? Any other information? If these were answered a few pages back will you please provide me the posing number for easy access.

Thanks for the productive assistance.

 

[Pompal 09.]

Your absolutely correct within a few days.
Reference:
02-11-09 at 04:37
http://www.massageplanet.net/forum/showpost.php?p=767196&postcount=3591

That's one reason getting good talent back to the D.C. area has ben difficult, along with the fact they're making more money in other places such as New York, Atlanta and Dallas some of the All-Star from old are actually working these cities

(please don't ask for names they have ask me not to mention the names).

Bottom-line if you feel like you're not the luckiest egg in the basket, I think I would stay away.

Being in the wrong place at the wrong time will get you in trouble!

 

[flavorflash69]

10am or 10pm?

Who are the other 4 stars working this week?

 

[C0lOMBiiAN-BABee]

I'll give you a hint: Go to www.dceros.com and start you search there. And, when you've made a contact and experienced the culture, come back and give a review. And remember: Details (i.e., height, size, looks, etc.).

 

[Proud New Momma]

I understand why you made this post and I will be glad to answer any questions via pm you may have in order for me to validate my review(s).

 

[evolution is a muthafuka]

They're all at church on Sundays!

If you give them a call, they may invite you to their special services - missionary visits included...starting at 10AM...

 

[breespectacular[:]

Sorry that this is a little off topic but I don't think there is any P4P action in S'pore. After all even watching porn is illegal there! All the action is just across the way in Malaysia where they have service down to an art. If you ever find an M-house in the States, it's a REAL treasure. It puts K-amps to shame, EVEN Neverland! You get to choose from a lineup of 7-8 girls every time you visit, service is almost always GFE with DFK and the works. Sigh. If there is one here in DC I'm quite sure we'll never find out. They are ultra underground, with a very serious screening procedure.

 

[Aditya]

I hear you on the tipping but it does cut both ways. It worked for me as a first time visitor there but I've also had it work the other way. Tipped up front and service sucked big time. There's risk on both sides but the last time I checked I provide my tip after the service because a tip is supposed to be based on service. I do agree though that there are jerks on both sides. I see your point but I think other mongers see my point as well. I just provided info on my experience. Peace

 

[King Brace]

Hi All,

ROSEs are red and violets are BLUE, but neither were there early today.

So. I asked Mamasan for small headlights and she introduced me to Joanne. "Frat. "

She was tall, slender, and had B+, C- reals with remarkably wonderful buttons. Friendly (especially for first encounter) with great TS and soft massage. My absolute favorite. She speaks better Engrish than most and liked to chat.

Joanne allowed many positions and was not rushed. She took good care of me and mine. All in all a great time; I will request in the future.

Be safe,

Rx

 

[Answers]

Had another great session with Susie, total GFE with some BBBJ too. Wahoo. She does perform well for me. Great attitude and skills.

PC out

 

[<3 07182009 <3]

I had a serious need to get cuddly with a K-Girl tonight. So, I dropped by 1413 and, as luck would have it, Nana was working. It was great on many levels.

As I have mentioned before, Nana feels more comfortable speaking Japanese than English. So we spent most of our lovey-dovey session speaking/whispering Japanese terms of endearment to each other. Nana also tried to teach me a few additional phrases in Korean.

I'll definitely keep Nana on my Short List.

 

[party101]

I haven't have a rose but I like playing in the olympics down in Rio with Gina. BTW, found this link at the SF board posted by another member:

http://www.ampguide.net/

IMOHO, its a good intro to the hobby.