Massage Parlor Reports

[Kelsey]

Fuck.... You couldn't have called me? I was in the area. Not that I have anything to review - I was at work - but I would have come for some Kimchi or something like that....


Bench

 

[dexnall]

Great to hear from you LL! Where have you been?

 

[dennisoo]

First off, I don't believe it is because you speak another language that you have no idea how to type and/or add extra letters to your words. I think it is just you are simply lazy and don't feel like correcting misspelled words after you have typed them.

Your laziness would be apparent in the fact that you STILL seem to find it impossible to post on your most probably fictitious exploits.

As far as correct spelling and grammar, my point was that you had made no effort to provide any intel to the rest of us while asking for it. And, to your retort on our paranoia, if you were around for Black Wednesday, you'd understand.

Lastly, do you really think that we'll believe that you PM'd others on your exploits? Who would even consider PMing you to request intel based upon the very minute amount of information you posted.

Next, how in the hell would you know if the guys that PM'd you were, as you said, "honest.ooking guys". Did you exchange photos over the net? I call BS on that!

So, you sit there in your European country… where our country either defended or defeated your's and hopefully, if you ever return to the greatest country on Earth, you'll be a contributor instead of a pain in the arse.

I really don’t see any reason to continue on with you and hopefully my fellow mongers will let it be. However, I just had to get this off my chest after just getting my c*ck drained twice at BT in PG County.

With you... I am through. Thanks for listening.

Van

 

[jtexas]

Saw Suzy at Jazmin last week. Does it seem like there are so many Suzie's lately? Anyway, I left happy. She is 25, cute with a pleasing attitude. I left $.6.

Quite an assortment of moneyshots adorn the walls, which adds ambience.

 

[Bret H]

For no FS and no BJ that tip was appropriate.

 

[Gazz B]

Okay, I know this seems extremely hypocritical but I feel they need to be mentioned one last time.

Can you guys please stop talking about New York Ave? They prefer not to have anybody saying anything on the Internet all.

 

[serendipity]

This is a whole new level of cyber stalking. Uber cyber stalking. Its like they put all the little cyberstalkers together and made one Frankenstalker.

 

[Layman]

Saturday morning visit

Amy answered the door. I don't believe they have a mamasan

Amy was very pleasant and quite attractive 30 5'1 11olbs I would guess house fee. 70 and off to the shower

She was thorough and had a good time. Hit her in the forehead when she was drying me off. Think she did it on purpose

Back to a very clean room

Thorough medium massage

Flip was thorough. I was done from the tug but more time/options were available room next door to mine had an attendant that was REALLY enjoying herself

.7 house

.8 full option fee

 

[TheDarkLaith]

Hi,

I'm brand new to this site, but had a question. Is CPHC closed now? i havent been there in a while, and didn't see it on any recent reviews on here if I'm reading them correctly.

Thanks!

 

[mjy_91]

This should be in the NO. VA. thread...........

 

[Downtide]

Actually, I've seen Angie and have a review for her. While not blown away, I did like her and wouldn't mind repeating. However, Angie is now gone and it was Nana (from Gold/Supra/14K) and another lady there.

 

[Juliet]

Lisa no longer works at the establishment in Chinatown. I just confirmed it with the establishment tonight. Anyone know where she works now? Or is she on vacation?

 

[tyler]

I think this point to be quite astute. Rapist and killers exist, and it would be reasonable to find them in these places. To commit these terrible crimes, such a person really needs to dehumanize or disconnect from other people, and its evidence may be displayed here (well, there in the AMP).

 

[Max]

I would say 5-7 a day in DC. That seems reasonable. If you go during lunch time, there is at least three customers right there, and throw in one in the afternoon, and a few in the evening.

I used $100 as an average throwing out low and high. Who the hell is tipping $5,10, or $20? House fee is 60 and 100 to the girl, maybe less if the customer wants less.

I doubt its just one week, because the girls disappear for what seems to be at least a month or so. I don't know if they are going to another spa during that time or not. The girls that come back, its usually after a month or so away.

And who cares, its just interesting to calculate out, and I'm sure its about $100 to $150k a year.

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[dickie]

Was at my new fave spot now that Supra is "closed for remodeling". (Does this mean they're fixing the models who were there before?) Travel was fine since it was early in the day and this time I didn't have to hassle with the parking lot attendant. Got there approx when I told the mamasan I would arrive but still my requested girl was somehow otherwise engaged. How could this be?!? lol. They were so busy she ushered me into the back room and told me to sleep (=close my eyes). What a laugh. A different girl with dark hair and crazy blonde streaks looking hot was trying to use the credit card machine. If Brandy weren't such a "fine girl" I might have switched.

Finally rushed forward to the big room up front with all the street noise to add ambience. And very quickly Brandy my new ATF shows up laughing about seeing me again and wondering what the rush was. I guess they pulled some kind of switch; who knew? I had bathed very recently so we skipped the usual average TS and we had a great time talking and otherwise entertaining ourselves.

I left as if in a dream with mamasan reminding me to drive carefully. She wouldn't want to lose a repeat customer now, would she? Seniors can PM me for details. Brandy is very pretty, body above average but not a spinner and she and I connect on some odd level. The intangibles make her a favorite.

 

[Sore-balls]

Hi Wizzo,

I have never had any problem around 14K, but I go early in the day. I know that is not possible for all Mongers, but it does have another advaneforum.xxxe - better choices and a more awake staff. I tend to shy away from attention also, so this works well for me.

Hope this helps.

Be safe,

Rx

 

[ezra]

Greetings, all. Long time lurker, occasional poster, and yes, I've RTFF.

Anyone tried H&H lately? I have an opportunity this week (SO is travelling) and thought I'd try H&H. Any input would be appreciated.

Thanks!

 

[Brymom02]

Sounds about right. Check out LA. They have a plethora of young, beautiful girls all giving BBBJ and multiple pops for $250. Check out New York. Their service is not that great but they have some awesome looking girls there for $200, plus they are notorious for tipping extra. Same goes for the San Jose area in California. Hell, you can just check this area alone. Jin used to work at Gold but now she works for $250. Remember Michelle from Happiness and HWC? She works for herself $250.

 

[Princess Sandie]

Found myself in DC today. Walked by Eye Bar, didn't look good. Walked by 1413K - too much foot traffic and people hovering for my taste.

Hopped in the car and drove to Rio. Mamasan gave me a line up. 3 ladies, nothing worth bragging about. Took my chances with the "freshest" looking K girl there. Worked out alright. Name is Jade. Not a spinner, little extra weight, E cans but a great attitude. I give her a 5.5 in looks.

TS - thorough and long
Strength Training - okay
Took a long trip to the rim which was enjoyable followed by CBJ which excellent. Lots of cuddling etc.

Standard donation at the door and to Jades college fund with no questions.

Not earth shattering but in todays market, I guess that is good 'nuff.

Remember the days of all those young little K Girls in Downtown. Downtown sucked but boy oh boy could it get the right ladies.....yum.

Rio Mamasan, if your reading, find those providers and get em in there!

Nova Guy

 

[GCharwood]

Interesting conversation bros. My .02 is that comparing AMP's to gas or a coke is not relevant. Rather, AMP's are more like waitresses or any other service work where the house wages are relatively low and the workers make their living on tips.

That being said, there is a range of acceptable gratuity, below which you shouldn't go unless you flat out do not get the requested (or normal and customary) service, and above which you only go on the exceedingly rare occasion.

I liken it to a restaurant. 15%-20% (not that I use those perceneforum.xxxes at an aMP) is for normal, acceptable service. I only go above that if the server really is remarkable and I only go below it if the server f*cks up, is rude, etc.

As far as exact numbers go, I'm with Jake, I can see no likely scenario at an AMP where .2 would ever be warranted, and I'd even go lower than that to .1 to .15 as the range.