Massage Parlor Reports

[~the night sky~]

Whilst DATY is not my thing, (with a pro, anyway), I have a question: I've noticed that in a lot of posts, the monger does it, then gets a cbj. Do people use some sort of protection when DATY'ing? I mean, it just seems funny to me that the pro would use a rubber, but then the monger gets her juices all over his face.

Or is it just me?

Selah!

 

[nivea]

Well, I know a bunch of Korean words and phrases and numbers from several years of studying traditional taekwondo, but I'm not sure that much of it is very transferable to other activities.

 

[Pompal 09.]

Hello fellow mongers,

Had a great time at 14k today. Thanks to everyones reviews, I tried out Dianne. Mamasan was happy to hear that I knew about her from an "online" source!

She is very sexy to look at, and so playful too! Excellent TS, skipped masagi and went right to it. A little BBBJ, then the best CBJ ever! Even some DT, almost got it all in! That was almost enough for me. Went for some modified Mish, then excellent RCG, DS, coulpe of modified DS's, then finished in Mish. She then cuddled a little and gave me another TS with a little masagi thrown in. The TS masagi was so good, I was mad at myself for skipinn it in the beginning. She even said, I'm really good at masagi! Damn it! Oh well, have to go back soon.

Very cute, nice big rack, not so much on the back side, a little belly, kept licking her lips and it drove me crazy!

I might have to repeat this one. I HIGHLY recommend her.

Regards,

Rusian

 

[UltraRobbie]

617 (or what you see in the desert when you're thirsty) is closed for good from what I hear. Also, last night when I drove by there, I saw everything out of the building strewn across the front lawn...as if they were gutting the building. There was a heavy presence at each end of the block too, but not sure if it was connected.

Sorry it's not better news...

 

[dark_angel]

Another problem is the other girls, I remember a really hot girl worked a an amp in baltimore and the other girls were very jealous and mean to her because most customers asked for her. She swore she would never come down here again.

 

[Likalotapus]

I met a girl who gives BBBJ as a part of her regular repertoire. She had a dark tan, nice natural tits, curly hair, etc. A little bit older, but still a looker. Each time I saw her, I gave her a facial. But her BBBJ's were OUTSTANDING. Her personality's very wild.

Anyhow, one day, she put her phone number into my cell phone. A week later, I called out of boredom. Turns out, she was on vacation and out and about. Met up with her that very night. Took her home and she asked if I wanted to come in. And then she quickly added, "No sex. " I just shrugged and said I had to go home.

She went back to work and we communicated by phone. Whenever she came out, we met up to eat. Sometimes I stayed at her place, slept in the same bed. No sex.

One day, she called me several times but I ignored them because I was with another girl (see Out of the Workplace. Part Two). She left a lot of drunken voicemails. Eventually, late at night, I made my way to her place and opened her door (she had given me a key). Went to the bedroom and saw she was sleeping in the nude.

I lay next to her trying to sleep, but her naked body just made me too horny. I tried to finger her and eventually insert my dick when suddenly she cried out "No! " in a drunken stupor. No meant no, so I got dressed and left.

The next day, she asked me why I never tried to have sex with her. I told her I did the previous night and she just laughed and said she didn't remember. Then she said she wanted to have sex.

So we went to the bedroom. I asked for a BBBJ, but she said she didn't want to do it because that's "work". So I began to insert my dick, when she said, "No condom? " I said, "It's okay. " I had learned from previous experiences (Out of the Workplace. Part One).

She was pretty dry, and it was almost painful for me. I fucked her for a total of one minute when she said just cum on her chest. I did, and she gave me a little bit of BBBJ. I asked if I could give a facial, but nope. "That's work. "

The next day, when I came over, she jumped on me and said she wanted to have sex. I was about to pull my pants off when she cackled and said it was a joke. Shit.

I started to beg her for sex but she kept saying, "No. " Eventually, she gave in and we fucked. Again, she wanted me to quickly finish. But after this point, whenever I wanted it, I got blowjobs, sex, and facials.

She is still my mistress. Very jealous girl she was and is, but eventually she came to understand that I was going to see other girls no matter what.

She's great in bed, except she doesn't get wet enough to my liking. But I know she does it because she wants to use sex to retain me. The norm is blowjob and facial.

 

[asdlfjkh k]

So Nana seems to be the rage as of late. After reading Hominem's Sep 3rd review I had to try some of that myself.

Initially I had surfed eros and found what I thought was the resurgence of the Chinese apartment circuit in Tysons, same rate, roughly same location but boy was I wrong.

I called and a Vietnamese lady answered, could tell there were some people in the background.

Told me I had to show my id for their protection, man fork that!

I asked if I could just show the face and age but not my address. Couldn't get a clear answer so I figured I'the just show up.

Then when about to schedule a time I'm being asked for my name as is appears on the id, man fork that.

I said thanks but no thanks.

So with "Nana" on the brain I head up Conn Ave.

Get to the spot and the old lady says Nana would be 10 minutes (which means 30 at best). After 10 minutes she asks me if I want to see another girl, I say ok. This (too) tall K gal, enhancements, et al show up. Totally not my type. I told her that Nana does (I flicker my tongue and point to my arse). The girl says "aasehoe? ". I smile and say "ohh yeah" while nodding my head. She's obviously not into that but not only did I have a meeting but also had to pi$$ real bad.

So I said ok, she took off her panties, not only was she mostly shaved but the lips were all tucked in (as opposed to hanging out like a Jewish deli sandwich just the way I like it). The attitude was piss poor and I'm thinking I could be getting a nice rim job right about now.

So I said I'the rather see Nana and cancelled the order.

After a while (total wait time about an hour) Nana comes in.

Nice & skinny the way I like it. Very toned to the point of being a bit muscular, right up my alley.

She started with a BBBJ but never put the tip in her mouth. Ok I can live with that especially since she did a fantastic job of s*ckin' on them balls. Put the whole balls in the mouth, individually and gently and did so for a long time. I asked about a rim job and she obliged.

This is were it starts to go downhill.

Timewise she spent a lot of time down there but it was all flickering and no long licking or deep penetrating.

So after a while I told her that while I admired the effort I'the like to show her how it's done.

I put her on the bed bow wow style and spread open that nice little arse. I started giving nice long slow licks then burying my long tongue up there. Her puss was greasin' up real nice and she was getting so excited her puss kept farting which was real cool.

After a lengthy session of that it was time to take the plunge and it was so loose I might as well have been stabbin' wind!

Usually I attribute this to my pencildik but in this case when I would pull out I'the see a dilation of at least 3/4" most likely closer to 1". I'm thinking a monger with a huge stick musta just tore that up while I was waiting.

I asked her how many guys she'the f'ed so far that day and she said only 2. Of course any serious monger knows you can multiply that figure by a factor of 4 or 5.

Anyway I did what they do in the movies where I pull the whole thing out and just stab it straight back in (usually you have to work it in but not this one).

I turned her around and woof woof was ok since I could squeeze her legs together but I don't like to splooge that way so we went back to mish'

This wasn't gonna happen without manual assistance though.

There was room to rent!

I pulled off the sandwich bag and splooged all over her.

Overall I'the give it a 5, wouldn't repeat but then again I've had much worse.

By the way I have a room in the house I'm trying to rent out. If any mongers know anyone please PM me. I'the prefer a sl*t that'll let me video her with some or all the guys she does but if I can't get that I'the settle for a fellow monger that we can go out and double team gals like Nana

Any takers?

 

[Buster Brown]

Good post. As far as the addresses, you can just do a google search and it will pop-up. To answer your questions, there has been some price creep up from 60 to 70, but I'm thinking 70 is pretty much the norm unless you really want to put up a fuss and not worth it.

Usually pay the. 7 up front, and then when she leaves, put down the $, so everyone knows whats-up, there is no negotiating and done-is-done. She doesn't have to touch the money, so no money exchanges hands. What I've found lately is that sometimes they don't even like you putting the $ down in advance.

There will now probably be a out ten threads on how to put the $ down, but I don't think there is a wrong way of doing it. Short changing the girl is the WRONG way of doing it. $ is the donation and tip if you want.

Some will wait until the very end, I don't think it matters. I just like doing it up front so the negotiation is done and everybody knows thats that.

You must have had the right 'look' for her to ask for everything up front, pretty easy, but dangerous for her if you were LEO.

I've never had anything stolen from me while at an AMP, but why invite temptation. I just take my I'd and the right amount and leave my wallet locked in my car.

I think they have the system down, and don't want to invite any more trouble or go looking for it. What are they going to steal? Your credit card? And risk getting caught using it or have items shipped to where?

You did everything 'right', glad it worked out for you.

 

[Pratik]

I wonder if the Cookie at Rio is the same that used to work in New World and other spas here a couple of years ago. I once sort of knew her....

Implants? That would be a key.

 

[stimpy]

Here it is:
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Useastcoastguy
Regular Member
reviews: 0 Newcomer

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Hi,
I'm a newcomer to the site, and I read your review of an experience I'd love to duplicate. But I don't understand how one finds out where the location is for the experience. So please clue me in if possible. Thanks.

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Anybody care to reply?

Van

 

[China Man]

"It's not who we are underneath, but what we do that defines us."

Batman

 

[Mark aka jack573]

I’ve been maintaining radio silence for the past months to defend against …. well if I told you I’d have to kill you. I decided to ascend to periscope depth to transmit this message to all my valued friends in DC.

With all the buzz about Suzie at Supra, I decided I needed to see for myself. Overall I have to say nice, but not terrific. LARS 7.5. Not in the same category with DC stars like the former Maya at DT or Mimi most recently at Sun.

For my money, Tina at Mini is a much better bet than Suzie. But as always YMMV.

Peace and love,

Lax

 

[Catsftw]

I tried my first AMP in DC recently. I went to jasmine and could not seal the deal. Here's what happened. Went to the back door and knocked on the door. No answer so I rang the bell. After what seemed like a minute or two MMS let me in a brought me to an attractive "therapist" who led me to a therapy room and shut the door. I loosened my shirt, took off my shoes, undid my belt and was met by another attractive "therapist". She informed me that we needed to switch rooms, grabbed my shoes and led me down the hall 4 doors. I thought it was odd that I was placed in the original room as it appeared to be a changing room (bras and women's cloths hanging on the wall). Once in the second room the therapist asked me if this was my first time there and I acknowledged it was. It was quiet for a minute and the she told me it was.6 for a one hour massage with a $ tip. After reading the posts I figured that a massage with HR would be a tip of.4, not 1.0. I also learned from previous posts that one should not bring more that they intend to spend so I only brought 1.3 (is that not enough? ). I asked if I could get a simple massage for a tip of.4 and the answer was returned. No, $. I explained that I only brought a.7 tip and she explained the accepted credit cards. I am definitely not using a credit card in this situation so I buttoned and tucked my shirt, tightened my belt and explained it was not going to work out. I was expecting a change in her demeanor but she was only to eager to let me be on my way.

Can somebody give me some advice on communicating / negotiating with these people and / or bring me back to reality on AMP rates.

 

[Lord Darkclaw]

About to visit your fair city from the CT and MA area, and last visit (many many years ago) there were a fair number of American/European MP's in Maryland outside of D.C. From my RTFF, I get that there are far less MP's than during my last visit. I've not interest in a lady asking $$$ for a full appt., and I'd ruther a slow HE with a pretty gal.

If I have to I'll go for the traditional AMP, but I'm tired of 45yo masseuses who don't understand my preferences.

Any suggestions, either MP's or apartments? PM me if you'd prefer. Thanks!

Adobe

 

[the tot]

So is Coco worth seeing or what?

 

[Piggy]

Put on my Peter Pan outfit recently. You guys are definitely on to something

SMWSLT

Lax

 

[Yahzmin (US) (???)]

At any place that I have been to before, and therefore know what to expect, I always leave the tip on the table. I have never been shorted on service in many hundreds of visits over the years. Never.

1818 requires the money up front, the others don't. But I put it there, say that is for you, and relax and enjoy the session.

Mountain out of a molehill, the gals will provide the services, and you can forget all about that tension and negotiation. It is no big deal.

 

[miss s.t.]

I couldn't care less what sets well with those I accuse.

Do you still put fuel in your vehicles even though the price for that fuel rises? Do you still buy food for your table even though those prices are going up? The higher price of fuel and food does not make that product better, yet you suck it up and pay, yes?

Why shouldn't the massage places and their employees be afforded the same consideration? This is where the "viewing the K-girls as sub-human" comment comes in. Why are they so undeserving?

If you truly want "the best for each of them" as you say, you'll throw them a few extra bucks so they can meet their rising expenses as well.

 

[Monkey Cheese]

Check out www.realdoll.com for the asian model. The price will get you many visits to an AMP though!

 

[bunkyriver]

CPHC was the best. Location was awesome!! No nonsense place as well. Get in, get it on and get out. Sometimes I used to look out the window and see the people going past, smile to myself and relax waiting for her to come back.

Hear hear to good memories!

Cabbie!