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[Free - T]

"All your base are belong to us" (often shortened to "All Your Base", AYBABTU or simply AYB) is an Engrish phrase that sparked an Internet phenomenon in 2001 and 2002, with the spread of flash animation that ubiquitously depicted the slogan. The text is taken from the opening cut scene of the English version of the 1989 Japanese video game Zero Wing by Toaplan. Its brief but intense popularity derived in part from its poor translation into English and partly from its near-accidental adoption by a core group of Internet humorists. While the wildfire has died down, "All Your Base" is still a well-known reference among gamers and programmers. Wikipedia.

 

[Tales]

reviews of things being dead in DC are surely being overstated.

I know first hand that not all is as dead as some are saying.

 

[KKingS]

I knew that Bebe has been with many of you guys obviously and I do not deny the fact that she did a hell of a lot of cheating (She's an AMP girl after all), but to tell you the truth, she was the only girl that truly made me feel like a man that had the world in his hands, no girl has ever treated me so good in my life, it is truly a shame that she does a job like this. She would have been the PERFECT woman. But now the bliss is over and those times will never return I'm afraid, I only hope that the good times return, just like before black wednsday so happiness can be back again.

 

[David W]

Hello friends,

I will be in the DC area from July 10 through the 19. I am unable to understand the places mentioned for an AMP. Can someone please PM me more details? I will greatly appreciate and will return the favor. I know some great AMPs in Reading, PA if you happen to come this way.

Thanks.

You can check my posts in Harrisburg.

 

[dreamingenigma777]

I finally made a trip into DC after almost a year and was not disappointed. Went to the Super place and had a pleasant experience. Looks like there are ladies from Pennsylvania and Los Angeles trying to earn some college tuition. Cookie gave me a decent shower and Sha Sha helped with the other details. Overall a very enjoyable afternoon. Cookie had to leave to serve another customer so Sha Sha filled in quite well.

 

[terry t]

Several individuals with a total of zero posts in this forum have sent me private messages asking for more details about this place. As a starting point, check out Wayward One's 11/19 post indexing previous posts about visits to this and other locations. If you do decide to conduct any reconnaissance of your own, come back and tell us about it.

 

[Pompal 09.]

Difficult to find, and yes there are alot of people wondering around, but they don't care and probable don't know. I was looking forward to seeing Hana, but momason said she's on vacation for a couple weeks, so I drew CeCe, and those big Ole teetee's, excellant, momason is very helpful and nice. Another customer came in during the late lunch hour as I was getting started and brought some kind of gift or food or something for momason and the ladies, boy where they happy about it, good idea bubby, I'm sure you get that little extra service for that, cheers mate.

Service 8
Looks 6
Repeatability yes
Location 10 (after you find it) no worries.

 

[Yohanson.]

Lex,

That is an outstanding post, accurate and eloquent.

 

[Vallerie]

Well the previous review. When I was goinjg to walk around in the Sun. Bombed bigtime. Work work work. But it seems I remember taking a trip.

Cold night. I think it's Wednesday. Seems like yesterday. Maybe last night.

There was the smell of bacon all over the place. Decided to circle for a few and check out the scene. It appeared that everything was cool (ok. I had serious yellow fever and needed the antidote. I'll take the chance) so I hit the buzzer.

Up the stairs that seem to have a mildewey smell. More than I remember.

Different mamasan but same enthusiasm. Went to the room directly to the left at the top of the stairs. Same routine. Met Sue. A little thicker than I'm used to but. It's cool. Cold outside, warm in the room, plus I had a nice lady talking to ME.

Shower was nice, cleaned everything, especially the right areas. She giggled through the whole thing. Back tom the room, she left to maybe chech the weather. Who knows. But lickety split. She's back massaging my shoulders. Felt real good. She moved around and seemingly got my whole back as well as my legs and ass.

Flip. Yes! Smiles and decides to talk to the little man. At this point I realize she's really soft. Very smooth skin. Nice easy entry, cowgirl for a few. Flip back, now I'm driving. Nice trim patch, not bald but not a forest. Pund it for a few then flip for a dog walk. Pound for a few more and the gasket blew. All good!

Back outside, big grin. I wonder sometimes why I quit smoking. Anyway, back to the crib, had a beer. Sleepytime.

Overall solid 8s for Sue. She's a little bigger than other ladies out there but she makes up for it withn the enthusiasm. Happy hunting and be careful out there.

Cabbie

 

[pissedmomma]

Thanks,man. Quality information. I've always worried about private incall as it seems so much riskier in terms of you don't know if uncle Leo or worse is waiting for you. Anybody else done private incall?

 

[Hanz K]

Nah, just a few dozen rear-end collisions and an equal number of monger whiplash!

 

[Caboose]

Always happy to save you a few keystrokes.

Although I have to admit you almost sound disappointed that I sent him away before you got a chance to scorch his kiester. Did you finally pull the trigger and purchase that brand spankin' new, ultra high-pressure, extra-capacity, three alarm Dynamo 5000 flamethrower? I could see why you'd want to take it for a spin.

On a side note, did you know that in South Africa, you can purchase an aftermarket car-mounted flamethrower. http://www.cnn.com/WORLD/africa/9812/11/flame.thrower.car/ There have got to be some mongering uses here. For instance, when mongering in Baltimore.

Cheers!

 

[hippie6irl10]

DC is a joke. We have some random lady stealing millions from the DC government and no one found out until a bank manager reviewed her to the FBI for being unwilling to cash one of her checks. We have judges suing dry cleaners for $2M over some pants. We have corrupt police officers, one of which was implicated in a botched-robbery turned homicide investigation that was also written about in the Washington Post a couple of days ago.

DC has much bigger issues to deal with and they decide to waste their resources on spas. What a bunch of morons.

 

[ajwooding]

Many providers are driven solely by greed. Money Money Money.

 

[cyanosis]

Drunk as shit,

You must be Drunk if you think all this intel can be had here. As others have said before RTFF and you can get 70% of your questions answered in one form or another.

Whats a skrulnik?

PC out

 

[Fisher_King]

Public Service Announcement - LARS

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Recently LoveLOS and others on this board have posted on AMP providers and experiences and given LARS™ ratings. In the interest of giving newer members a heads up, the following is reposted.

Originally Posted by Laxman #2
With the Winter Olympics upon us, it strikes me that we need to address the problem of subjective scoring. I would like to propose a standard scoring system for the DC AMP scene that I have named the Lax AMP Rating System (“LARS”™) as follows:

0 – I’m going to slit my wrists
1 – Worst ever
2 – I wouldn’t f**k her with ****’s dick
3 – Really bad
4 – Not recommended, avoid
5 – Adequate, standard fare
6 – Good, above average
7 – Superior
8 – Highly recommended, must see
9 – OMFG, best ever
10 – So good I’m keeping this one for myself

Peace and love

Lax

 

[Mycala]

I usually have o.k. dreams but this was a very good dream...enjoy ^_^

I had a dream that I went to visit royalty. Before I could meet them I met someone named Jenny? Jeannie? Genie? etc. (not sure, she talked very quietly) who made sure that I was clean everywhere including my mouth which was taken care of by mouthwash.

Said she was 25 and Led me to the room and started to receive a very average massage. Left for a minute and came back with everything necessary and started with a bbbj and then paused and then went to the cbj. Asked if the temperature was on 69 but she said no and when I told her I wanted to daty, she said no but when I went there, she got into it and went on to talk about missionaries, k9 and cg until we were finished.

She did not speak any French or Greek but did speak English. Was led out after completion and was not rushed at all. Very receptive all around and when I woke up, I was not disappointed.

F - 8
B - 9 (she was small petite type which I prefer, around a-b) 5'3"
TS - 5 (just made sure I was clean everywhere and nothing else)
M - 6 (very short as in around 5 minutes but it was decent I guess)
O - 8.5 (did almost everything asked and was very pretty)
R? - yes

Hopefully its easily read as i put it in sections which I thought would be useful.

 

[Maggiegirl]

If you want more than HR that's available at the right AMP.

 

[ksbcrocks]

After having a slightly disappointing time at Supra we decided back in late August to give another go on a mission. We parked the car and went on a little walk. Scorpio's directions to the place left a little to be desired. After walking up and down an alley looking like retards(there was a construction crew that happened to be working and was probably wondering why these two guys kept going up and down the alley 4 times) and two phone calls we or should I say I found it. Being a loop vet I was pretty sure where the alley was and we weren't in it. Finally we arrived at the "Christmas tree" door. At first we thought they were spooked and were turning us away. We were told they were busy and to come back 45 minutes later. We checked out another place on K but it was hot(no AC) and the only one talent was available at that time. So it was decided to hit a local titty joint and Archy's was the place. Had a nice lunch while checking out the ladies DC had to offer. They didn't disappoint even for a daytime shift. So full of some good food and brews we headed back to the destination. Was let in and greeted by two fine spinners. Mine was a mid to late twenties sexy momma named K. Nice handful firm breasts and even a little back(not big just a little roundness). I tend to go for thick WSW's that have ALOT of meat and jiggle, but Scorpio has been exposing me to the wonders of the orient. After a pleasant table shower, was followed by a nice dry massage. I literally almost fell asleep. K was very sexy and was dragging her hard nipples up and down my body. I started to feel warm in the nether regions. She started to suck and lick my neck moaning loudly in my ear. American women could learn alot from these cuties that know how to treat a man. Of course I wanted everything and started with an amazing CBJ. I like it to be hard and rough and she definitely knew my style by coincidence. She was jamming it hard against the back of her throat with nice lip pressure. I didn't clear the pipes before the session and was really trying to hold back. Yes I forgot to flog the dolphin. But last time at Supra I did clear the pipes and had the opposite reaction. I almost couldn't finish. So I was trying a new angle this time. How was I to know K would turn me on so much? I was really worked up. Not a bad thing really. So I was holding back, at least for a little while. She was driving me crazy at her hunger for pleasing. I told her hop on top like a cowgirl, which she did without hesitation. She began riding the horse like a true veteran cowgirl. Very wet and tight. I have been with some DSW's that have obviously had a few kids. Loosey goosey. Definitely a nice change. She began to dangle her nipples in my mouth. Felt like a newborn. I reached back and grabbed ahold of her fine, firm hind quarters which was responsed to with moaning. She really seemed to like having it squeezed and massaged. I began to grab and jam it down hard. She didn't mind one bit being manhandled. A real pro. I was so turned on at her attitude that I began to feel that familar feeling of the point of no return. I grabbed her even harder and took it home. A Mount St. Helens' eruption was out of control and I was wondering when it would stop. Hadn't had one like that in a long time. She left me inside for a good 30 seconds(slowly,gently grinding) letting me come down from cloud 9. Fully satisfied and drained. Felt like I had run a marathon. I would definitely recommend K if she is still around. Christmas tree definitely made up for the disappointing time I had at Supra. Til next time...

 

[Jen jen]

A couple others have already replied by directing you to the traffic elsewhere on this board, but I can tell you from personal experience that adventures aren't that hard to come by in Singapore.

I didn't clue into the apparent fact that viewing porn is illegal, but "P4P" is actually a regulated industry--or at least was ten years ago. Past about 9 p.m. I would regularly see dolled up girls leaning against the walls of hotels, scanning passers-by for potential conversation partners.

What I think IS harder to come by in Singapore, compared to certain other travel destinations in the Eastern hemisphere, is affordable adventure. But aaaah...adventure there is.