Massage Parlor Reports

[Joseph]

Gents,

Hate to break it down like this, but I was dissapointed yet again by a DC AMP. Girl was 8/10 with firm assets. The TS was 5/10 with very little playing although it was a thorough cleaning. Massage was 6/10 with an unskilled backwalk and no attention to the limbs or chest. The extras were 8/10 as I was asked how much I tip the others before the massage started, was told the time was only for 45 min, and "I'm tired" was whispered between "Fuck me, baby" until she finally revved up as well toward the end. 69 was nice and CBJ was very good. The main problem, and the reason I won't go back, is that it appeared that my attendant was poised to recycle my towels without washing them. The one over the pillow and the one on the table. Anything used to dry me off went to the laundry. Still, all towels should go to the wash.

Too bad, because I could see myself looking forward to the Metro ride and short walk through the village.

Continuing my search.

AD

 

[MagicianTrent]

When it comes to Looks/body/attitude/service, I prefer service above all else. Attitude and and service really go to toghether. She can look as pretty as can be but if the service is lousy the whole experience is a waste.

 

[DemonBookLover]

I loved that place too. I read somewhere instead of busting the place (Rio got the required license to operate) the powers that be decided to make life difficult to the owner of the property.

 

[Cherryblossum]

I'll be in Reston for a week.

Is this place near Dulles airport?

Will $.2 cover everything and tip?

 

[ms manners]

Hello Sarang and Van

I am dying to flame this Adventurehole, but I have just gotten off 4 months of moderated reviews for various infractions including a shit storm I set off in Indianapolis during football playoffs. You know the whole Colts/Ravens thing, I still can't talk about it. However I have promised Jakson I would behave, so I have hung up my flame thrower and album of USMC M2-2 flame thrower photos. Man this is hard.

Will some one please flame this gentleman(I use that term losely), BSR, LL and/or Baltimonger, what would Trashman do?

Just behaving

Big Red

 

[jesssiccaah]

For the record, the watch thing is a technique not a rule, and, Neverland did not close because of a bust.

Since everyone is dancing around the issue, contribute or shut the fck up. Don't insult the senior members.

 

[Erica L]

I have to say, gentlemen, that the discussions on this board lately have been interesting (mildly) but somewhat philosophical. I propose we return to business at hand.

In that regard, I review on my recent experiences down Rio way. I am a sucker (literally) for AMP girls with short hair. Cookie fits the bill, very nicely thank you very much For whatever reason, this girl really floats my boat.

Peace and love,

Lax

 

[minus 10]

Went by the Red Door today after lunch and was greeted by Sue at the door. This worked out fine because I had a great time with her last visit.

This visit was much the same. Great TS, on to a decent massagie then a sueforum.xxx main course. I think it really freaks her out how much she enjoys the DATY but I get into it. We ended in the missionary. This girl knows how to do it right and please me.

Good job Sue!! I'll be back....

I assume they read this forum because I noticed after all the talk about cameras and holes in the ceiling every little chip in the ceiling tile and even the missing screw hole on the air vent had tissue paper jammed in it. Guess they don't want us being paranoid.

 

[U. S. observer]

How about you go to a Doctor?
Asking an internet forum for medical advice seems rather dumb.

 

[knucklesandwiches1]

The adventures in Neverland continue.

What an amazing wonderland it is! With an elven princess, a beautiful butterfly, the wonderful Wendy, and an ever-youthful Petra Pan to guide you through the land.

More on this adventure later... No PMs please, my mailbox is full.

 

[some girl]

Yes, there are two Nanas. Both are great. There is tall skinny bubbly Nana at Dupont, and thicker athletic Nana at Green.

 

[Alek]

Let me see if I can weave a sickly web. The Green door belongs to the gay bar and so LE raiding the AMP will hopefully wind up shaking down Adam and Steve, not Mimi and Me... Suzie is @ 1333, June is @ 1818, Bebe is @ 1413. Who's on first?

Important tips for visiting DC Amps:

• 1333, 1413 & 1818 are really good numbers.
• K, L & M are really good letters.
• Red-Green colorblind persons should use extreme caution before disrobing.
• Remember the words, "Last time I saw [choose = Mimi | Bebe | Cece ]"
• If you cant lay your $ under your watch©, use your cell phone© [size=-2](mute the fucker)[/size] instead!
• It is still 60¢ for the house and $1.00 for the full "Tour of Korea"

LoveLOS

 

[Renolouie09]

Yes. PM for details. But it doesn't matter since a lot has changed since then.

 

[Coma White (jsts22)]

You definitely did the right thing. I am sure Sleazebum will chime in here, but stick to your guns and pay the norm. She was obviously trying to take advaneforum.xxxe of you or something else was happening.

The norm is still the norm.

Van

 

[THE REAL DEAL SEX APPEAL]

I have an open mind, but if you decide to love your pogees together; please get a room and most importantly ===> DON'T post about it here!

I think somebody truly dislikes me, guess he needs to take a number. The reviews where Cretin brags of his misdeeds were quite probably crafted or embellished to cause the inflammation we are trying to get past. First he baits the board with the audacious, then he gets his jollies in the ensuing flame war. Look up troll (internet) on wikipedia...

Dick,
Read again my friend. The guys you refer to are all behaving honorably and keeping the forum on a bit higher ground. As far as the firestorm, our troll is persistent, which is annoying, and although we are pretty much in "ignore mode", everybody wants to have a say, which is fine. It will all die down soon. Our truly most senior member, Jackson, has edited three of the Cretin's posts already, so if he keeps his promise and keeps this or other boards in turmoil, he should get his own post from el hefe in this forum soon. I am hopefule peace will resume by the time you get here.

If you read the reviews that are in there, you will find there are a good number wonderful providers in lots of different AMPs! Suzie@Supra seems to be the most popular model that anybody is talking about. She is cute as hell and has a pretty good 'tude.

So, you're coming east? I looked in my PM box and there is nothing from you. WTF? Are you mad at me too?

LL

 

[tera_duke]

Thanks for the direct.

 

[REALIST L]

Can any senior members confirm any of these recent newbie reviews?

I'm getting highly paranoid because:

1) There is an influx of newbies that are posting slightly questionable reviews. I have been wrong on at least one occasion in the past, though.

2) A whole bunch of PMs from newbies have been flooding my inbox requesting information. It is odd that they are all concerning Supra, Green, and 14K, along with Rio.

3) Supra, Green, and 14K were all busted by LE this week. Not sure if it's 100% true or not, but the gossip is that the manager at Supra was arrested and a girl at Green was arrested. Nobody was arrested at 14K because when the undercover cop kept asking "how much is a BJ", the girl got paranoid and just gave him a massage and sent him away.

4) Despite being busted this week, most of the newbie reviews are concerning... Supra, Green, and 14K.

Someone please just tell me I'm getting worked up over nothing. Considering these newbies are now requesting information about Rio via PM and the forum, if Rio turns out to be the next closing... I'm definitely never helping a person with no reviews again.

 

[pam]

I don't know the locale of Springfeild. Is it near Springfield?

Also, how could I "recommand" anything if I haven't commanded anything in the first place?

If you read the forum, you'll find all you need and more.

Van

 

[mattmadge22]

When I last stopped by this week, I had a triple session (yes, I had a lot of time to kill). They had three girls at the time and all three have small, thin bodies with pretty faces.

Lee is the youngest and has a nice face and body. However, she is lacking in the boob department.

There's a second girl with colored hair that I see frequently but didn't get her real (working) name yet (unless she is the real Coco). Very pretty face. Bigger boobs than Lee.

There's a third girl named Bebe who is the oldest of the bunch. She has a nice manmade rack, but there is something kind of odd about her body. It seems like her chest is not the only thing that is artificial. Her belly button seems fake like latex or rubber (don't know if that makes sense) and her fingernails are like... they seem like they're peeling off, and she wears a lot of bandages. It's like she's a cyborg or something. I don't know, it's hard to describe.

 

[Pompal 09.]

I thought the door fee is only $60!