Queen Alysha from Back Pages

[decentg]

Unfortenatly, another reminder as to why us pooners should stick to the gals on this site.

I have seen Alysha the last time she was in Calgary. I'm confident she is a high volume provider as she had no recollection or idea who I was. She actually thought it was kind of funny that I would have expected her to remember...anyways I digress...

I called her one afternoon and asked if I could slot a time in for 12:30 the next day. She is french Canadian so we did struggle through most of the conversation, but the conversation concluded with a booked time. I showed up, as discussed to the incall location 5 min late I must admit, but still mostly on time. I tried calling - nothing. I sent a text and finally got a response. She says that she was not expecting me but that I could still come up and see her. By the time I get into the room it's 10 to 1. She says that she dosn't have a lot of time and that she has a regular coming soon. So I figure I'll go with it and she will cut into buddies time slot a bit. Boy was I wrong. She was very anxious to get me out and kept going on about how I didn't make an appointment so on and so on - even though I did (she actually denied talking to me at all - this is the kind of arousing coversation we were having - how romantic). The long and the short of it was that she took all of 7 min with me, took my money and just as buddy is knocking at the door she is kicking me out.

Now Alysha is an interesting looking girl. Pretty dishellved (like she has been raving all night) but she has a deadly set of titties. But based on this apperance I opted for a nude hj - skipped on the fs... Other than the breasts, this was a terrible exprience. If you know you have a client coming within 10mins, it's best to turn down the appointment. If she is going to accept the appointment, then pro rate the deal accordingly or tell the next guy your running late. And would it kill you to clean up afterwards??? There was no shower between me and the next guy... When I got home I pulled an 'Ace Ventura in the shower' scene in my own tub minus the burning of my clothes...

Let this be a lesson for all - you get what you pay for on Back Page. I have officially learned mine. NO MORE BACK PAGE FOR ME!

 

[Melyn]

Sounds like you made a lot of assumptions.... like that she would bump another guy for you?

So, her rate is what on BP? $100 for half an hour. You wanted to be jerked off at a prorated 7 minute rate? What's that? $23.33???

lol. No wonder she didn't remember your cheap ass.

Save some pop cans up, then you can afford better

 

[Brendan L]

Dude it's just the principle of the thing:

- I made an appointment and showed up but she didn't keep her end of the bargain and forgot
- The session was 7 min and
- She put me in a position of running into another dude - this is mickey mouse - discretion is of the upmost importance

It started bad and ended worse - I guess you just need to know when to fold'em...

 

[deankeen4444]

I'm sorry to hear you had a bad experience. However it seems as though you brought that on yourself.

I get the fact that she was not ready for you. More like she forgot about it or was trying to get out of it. Who knows??? That's not your bad at all.

Here is your bad....

You acknowledge it was 10 mins to 1. She tells you that she cannot see you for long because she has someone else coming over. Okay. Naturally you don't know what time exactly the client is coming over. However.... Considering what she just told you, and the current time on your hand..... I would imagine that you would have ATLEAST asked her what time this other guy was going to come! That way you can decide to stay or not. Instead you assumed she would bump the other guy over you. Not good....

And mind you, what made you think she would even give you that kind of consideration when she clearly had little for you from the moment you showed up??? She doesn't remember you at all.... she doesn't wait for you at all.... and now she basically tells you that the guy coming next is more important than you? Damn! You should have walked away brother.

Lesson learned I suppose...

Mind you I'm sure there are some good providers on BP, but a lot is hit and miss I suppose.

Best of luck on the next experience.


Superman

 

[irish83]

None of my business...but should she shower after she got naked and jerked you off?

 

[Tiffany Y]

Well I don't know about you, but I sure wouldn't want to suck on some titties that just a minute ago was dripping in some other dude's man goo...

 

[Joss]

You didn't mention cob...